I can storytime the saddest X-Men issues that exist, but I need at least 10 posts...

Challenge accepted.

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I will at least storytime one issue, after that, we'll see. But I will do it in exact hour from now.

I agree. On the other hand, I hate google captcha, therefore, I don't want to fuck myself with it when instead I can masturbate. I hope you understand

STORYTIME NOW

10 minutes, girlfriend attacked me, give me minutes
I WILL STORYTIME, I NEED TIME TO PROTECT MYSELF

Again I am sorry, I am in the kitchen right now, I will storytime

Scream in her ear and punch the wall behind her, women hate that.

I would fucking storytime half an hour ago, but my fucking internet connection is being a bitch. I have everything prepared. I am almost ready, it's a matter of minutes. Everything is against me, but I WILL STORYTIME.

If someone is curious I want to start with uncanny x-men 303

the suspense is killing me

And the storytime will be in HD, have a trust in me bros, her kitchenware can hurt me, BUT I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BEER