I can storytime the saddest X-Men issues that exist, but I need at least 10 posts, otherwise I will not bother because 4channel is a cunt, and like all cunts, it should had stayed in the kitchen.
Here's an aperitif. I promise you that you will baww, even if you have no clue about x-shit
1/2
Okay, keep going. No whining.
Let's see what you've got
Don't bother.
Yea Forums hates the X-Men. Don't bother.
That's it?
>I need at least 10 posts, otherwise I will not bother because 4channel is a cunt
If you want attention just use a tripcode, faggot
I hope this thread only gets to 9 posts
Fuck off OP. You don't storytime for the responses you do it because no one else will. Anything else is attentionfagging.
Challenge accepted.
I will at least storytime one issue, after that, we'll see. But I will do it in exact hour from now.
I agree. On the other hand, I hate google captcha, therefore, I don't want to fuck myself with it when instead I can masturbate. I hope you understand
STORYTIME NOW
10 minutes, girlfriend attacked me, give me minutes
I WILL STORYTIME, I NEED TIME TO PROTECT MYSELF
Again I am sorry, I am in the kitchen right now, I will storytime
Scream in her ear and punch the wall behind her, women hate that.
I would fucking storytime half an hour ago, but my fucking internet connection is being a bitch. I have everything prepared. I am almost ready, it's a matter of minutes. Everything is against me, but I WILL STORYTIME.
If someone is curious I want to start with uncanny x-men 303
the suspense is killing me
And the storytime will be in HD, have a trust in me bros, her kitchenware can hurt me, BUT I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BEER
I only need a minute or two, the mobile phone is a cunt I will storytime, please don't laugh, I know it's funny, because I can post, but I don't post pictures, I WILL STORYTIME
why is OP being a passive aggressive manchild
>because I can post, but I don't post pictures, I WILL STORYTIME
My god, what are we getting into?
she is listening to a fucking nirvana
I will storytime right now
I am ready
hehehehehe she went to the fucking toilet, the stupid fool
okay, she is asking me what the fuck am i Doing
quick, she doesn't see what the fuck am I doing
>girlfriend attacked me
who's girlfriend was it?
Oh fuck I knew this was going to be in here.
how's the street, pajeet?
fuck if I knew, I am storytiming okay?
i am sturggling
she is literally asking me, if I care, or am I good
am I good anons? I think not, after all, I have time for you, and I prefer to be with you rather than with her
just blink if you're reading it
I will be out for 3 minutes
(she doesn't know I'm posting here)
(I am defying her, hahahahah)
sorry for the delay, she was hugging me
she is asking me how do I do this, she wants to storytime too, but she sucks, let me do it
wow, she is really angry about it
she will never storytime anything , because she is idito
>idito
You are real smart.
I am not, I am hiding, as a matter of fact she requests songs, but I don't know what to play
What is wrong with Kitty's face?
next storytime in an hour, I have to fcuk her, I am sorry
STORYTIME IS MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME, PLEASE DON'T ABANDON ME
It would be better if you don’t come back if you’re gonna act like this.
And Illyana stayed dead forever.
I will, please do not hate me. It is difficult me
I think I like your larp more than the actual storytime.
Play, Enter the Sandman
I want to storytime it's just that I have to explain myself everytime I post here. I will wait for this thread to reach page9 and then, I will start storytime
My girlfriedn is actually learning how to use keyboard I will be absent for an hour
I'm sorry I poured beer on the floor
my gf uis a bro, she saved the situation
she is cool
I want to storytime, but I have to get rid of her.
the only reason that I can post now is because she is in the toilet
I will storytime uncanny x-men 304
(do you know any sad song about rain?)
>she is in the toilet
You gave her a swirly or did you chop up her body and are trying to flush the pieces? Because the feet never flush.
okay, sjhe is dancing right now, she has some melody in her head, let me try to storytime
I want to storytime wolverine too, but I'm troubled
Look, either storytime or don’t, but we really don’t care about your weird larp. People are coming to this thread to read a comic, not see your blogposting bullshit
I wish JRJR had better writers when he came back to Uncanny bc his art is so good in it
she is well, unlike me
I have to pretend I'm not doing anything funny
I will, just it's going to be weird
I'm literally only here for that.
You actually truly care about OP’s life or are you just laughing at him?
anyone who thinks that knows what the fuck am I doing, I don't, she is literally asking what the fuck am I doing
I do not wantto comment anything I closed and opened the file few times in a row. It's a miracle I clicked post, becauyse she took my hand and did with it
I'm ashamded to mention
The police told me to shut the fuck up, but my gf is nagging me to explain the Yea Forums. I'm telling her to fuck off, I hope that I'm doing good
I am literally playing abba to her, hpoefully she will fuck off, because I can'
t press the buttons porperly
If I post a picture its because I am trying, she is taking away my phone from me and she is asking what the fuck am I doing
and how the fuck am I doing it so fast
I only click what I have, I tried to explain her
for fuck sake, you are saying nothing and I suffer
fuck you guys
I managed to break her mind asking her about her life
suddenly she called me generous
is it a fucking joke or what:?
she doesnt want to talk to me about that, but she keeps nagging me about that
OKAY, WILL PRESS OKAY
OKAY i PLAY SOAD TO HER 10 MINUTES
I DID IT
BREATHE BABY
she finally sleeps
it's not a coincidence that I post more, she literally finally sleeps and she doesn't accuse me of cheating on her
>People are coming to this thread to read a comic, not see your blogposting bullshit
Speak for yourself
IF SOMEONE IS DISAPPOINTED, I AM REALLY SORRY IAM POSTING UNDER PRESSURE
don't be so cheeky I still have like 30 seconds before the post will be posted
anyway, I can finally post what I wanted from the start
if anyone is laughing - you are a faggot who doesn't understand life
I understand life just fine. I just don't understand what the fuck is going on over there.
you dont have to. life is crazy
What the fuck is this thread
Considering either the life you live or the energy you put into this LARP you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you deliver storytimes. Carry on.
THE END