Why does Yea Forums hate one of my favorite ships?
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because my dick could be inside of beast boy instead of raven's, but whatever man.
Because they self inserted as Robin thr mary sue.
Because only people who self insert like Beast Boy.
Because Yea Forums is full of edgy contrarians that act like they know everything but deep down are just a bunch of faggots.
Self inserting in general is the worst fucking thing. Self inserters need to be stopped
How? People will self insert into anything
The usual reasons people hate on ships, up to and including just because it's popular.
Self inserting as Robin isn’t as pathetic as self inserting as LE TURN INTO ANYTHING boy.
Nah, bruh.
It is just as bad. But I bet you laugh at le "i'm batman xD" jokes.
For the longest time, I always thought self-inserting was when you wrote yourself into a story, not pretending to be a fictional character.
well they need to stop!
Because it's a dumb ship and Raven is a trash character roastie that fucks around.
Beast Boy's a rapist, we've already had this discussion in the other Raven thread.
>tfw no qt goth gf
Beast Boy is unnervingly close to what the average Yea Forumsmrade is. TOO close. He's an immature nerd who, despite his flaws, gets to have a close relationship with Yea Forumss eternal waifu. It's basic jealousy, like seeing a girl you like going out with a dude that is so much like you, but not you.
I used to find the pairing cute, but then i started to see more and more images of Beast Boy with Terra, Starfire, Jinx, and so on. That's when i realized that people didn't like the pairing because they were cute together, but rather because they self-inserted into Beast Boy. That's when the pairing started to look very creepy to me.
I feel the same way about the Spider-Man and Wolverine shit. They're very self-inserty characters that writers and fans alike have them interact ALL THE LADIES because of it.
whenever people started making h-games with OC playable characters even though its an established universe is when it became too much to handle
The ship itself is just really bland and shallow, but easy to ignore since it isn't canon for most depictions of these characters.
The problem is that a lot of the people who like it are zutara-tier autists about it, and overall the most obnoxious group of shippers I've seen on Yea Forums outside of a RWBY general.
Are you ok?
Wolverine is nothing compared to Spidey harem shit.
For marvel, it’s Spider-Man.
For DC, it’s Batman or BeastBoy.
Anime has its own shit. Naruto, Deku, Natsu.
I just want to fap without these fags showing up.
Cartoons are just as bad, Ron Stoppable, Marco Diaz, just stop
Fuck I forgot.
>Sokka
>Bolin
I’m starting to see why people use faceless men.
Can’t forget Ben 10 or Danny Phantom,
I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY!! WHY CAN'T I JUST RELAX ON A SOFA LIKE THIS WITH MY QT GF WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO END UP SO BROKEN AND STUCK HERE
I don't self insert and I still love this ship
>Beast Boy's a rapist,
????
Batman and Beast Boy have nothing on "Give her the" Dick Grayson
Ben should’ve been the most obvious.
I don’t really jack off to Butch Hartman characters so I can’t say. Don’t tell me they make Timmy into some harem chad.
Dick is barely in porn unless he’s with kori. Which is fine. Im talking strictly porn.
Nah, the most favorited are mainly Danny Phantom Crossovers, though they did remind me of Harry Potter, yet another self insert.
>decide to jack off to hermione
>all of it is with snape or Harry who looks like he took steroids fucking other girls
theres nothing innately wrong with the characters themselves but selfinserters push them a lot
you haven't even got up to Lincoln Loud yet
Underage characters who are portrayed as some harem chads are the worst.
>but rather because they self-inserted into Beast Boy.
if you use this logic every ship is a self insert not to mention that BbX Rae is by far the most popular ship for both characters
Can’t forget Gohan, and I wanna day Percy Jackson. And maybe a bit of Dipper from Gravity Falls
DBZ isn’t that bad. I’ve seen equal amounts of porn for every character.
Dipper on the other hand gets everything.
>For DC, it’s Batman or BeastBoy.
Beast Boy has two official ships vs the dozens of women Batman's get shipped with
Now you're just listing main characters. Most of these don't even have anything to do with each other
>DBZ isn’t that bad
Goku is the strongest being ever and has every super power. If you're complaining about r34 Dipper is most common because there aren't a lot of guys to choose from. Robbie and Stan are the only two
Oh I’m talking about fanfiction and fan art, see a shitload of Gohan x Everybody, same with Dipper
So MCs should be in every porn pic of their series and fuck every girl?
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Self inserting only works if you play up the negative aspects of yourself. This shows that you are self aware enough to acknowledge your flaws and not some autist living out your power fantasy.
Both of those lack options for males to use.Outside of Gohan future Trunks is the only young man option. Goku's a sexless weirdo and Vegeta's too weird as well. Gohan's the only relatively normal one personality wise and looks.
Why not? That just means people like porn of the character. You just sound salty you can't jack it to what you want
Also another thing I notice, whenever they do crossovers with DC/Marvel, they always shit on the heroes for not killing or do some dumbass anti-hero shit.
Why are you using actual personalities for porn? Who cares?
>fanfiction is poorly written
Imagine my shock
Looks too, both Gohan and Dipper are the only decent looking young men in their series
And?
>Beast Boy is unnervingly close to what the average Yea Forumsmrade is
You wish. Beast Boy has more tact and charm than any Yea Forumsmrade. Not to mention he actually save people.
And, who cares? It's just porn and fan made content
He ends up fat and bald in that one future though
You can only find that stuff if you're looking for it hypocrite.
Exactly. It’s porn.
>DUUUHHH ONLY THIS GUY SHOULD HAVE PORN LOL
>look up starfire porn
>most of it is with BB
>look up raven porn
>it’s mostly BB
Then draw or commission your own
>HURRRR ARTIST SHOULD ONLY DRAW MY SHIT TIER CHARACTERS
Good argument retard.
>only the MCs or best looking guy should have porn
>It’s porn, it’s not supposed to be canon to the show
>JUS MAKE UR OWN LOOOLZ
And is the only appeal of a ship to you the porn?
I want her to exist and be with me
I don’t look for porn to ship things. I don’t want the same fucking guy covering up the screen. I’d rather take faceless men than having Beast Boys ass in my face.
What did I say that was wrong there? People draw characters that they're attracted to and like in their porn. If you don't like it make your own
Batman is pretty much an eunuch in the comics outside of Catwoman and Wonder Woman.
>Wolverine is nothing compared to Spidey harem shit.
Nigga, during the 90s and 2000s the only reason Wolverine would have a new mini or one-shot was so he could bang an established female character.
Percy Jackson is weird because often i see genderbend version of this character being fucked by... God, Naruto, Superman and so on.
>Ben should’ve been the most obvious.
This, everyone sucked Ben's dick in his series, it come so far the writers did a whole episode to mock how he was shipped with anyone from aliens to members of his own family
There’s a difference between
>I like these two together. I’ll draw them together.
>He’s cute. I’ll draw him making out with this girl.
Vs
>HES SO FUCKING AWESOME. HERE HE IS FUCKING ALL THE GIRLS.
>THERE. HE BEAT UP THIS GUY AND STOLE HIS WIFE LOL.
>NOW IM DRAWING HIM WITH A MASSIVE DICK WHILE HE FUCKS SOME GUYS GF AND LAUGHS AT HIS SMALL DICK LOL
Autism prevents them from picking up the subtext of their interactions so they don't understand why the romance is being "forced".
Yeah, it’s a weird thing with him
Who gives a shit what their reasoning is? Also where are you even finding this porn, I've never seen anything like that involving the characters we've mentioned
Haha. If you spend time looking at porn as I have you’ll find the scummiest saddest losers on here. Believe me. Just look at the Naruto tag.
You just know when a character is being used as a self-insert and nothing else by people. Take the DCAMU Teen Titans movies. Ever since DC released them i've been seeing nothing but stuffs where Damian cucks Beast Boy with Raven, Terra, and so on. It's so obvious the guys that used to self-insert as Beast Boy moved on to a superior "self-insert". Same used to happen when Beast Boy was the their favorite and you'd see him taking all the guys with his horse cock or something.
Self-inserts are usually those characters that are shown to be the relief comedy or the rebel one.
Again in the series, in the comics future he's suppose to be the embodiment of nature
Yeah but pretty much everybody uses the 2003 TT version in fanfics
Doesn't mean he's close to what an average Yea Forumsmerade is like.
He is. He's the funny guy nobody takes seriously, and that when he grows up becomes a bald and fat failure. It's obvious why people self-insert into him, specially with the promise of him getting the cute goth girl.
>He's the funny guy nobody takes seriously
He's the funny guy with natural leadership skills and has been risking his life to save others since he was a kid.
Face it user, Beast boy is a chad.
Let’s not go that far, he’s a twink
Are you?
>I don’t look for porn to ship things
So why don't you like the ship?
that was the bad future
A chad who cracks jokes. No average Yea Forumsmerade would ever dare to talk to Raven, let alone try to make her laugh.
Yes.
I never said I don’t like the ship. Just stop shoving him in with every female. Fine there’s a raven x bb pic. Ok now he’s having a three way with kori. Ok NOW he’s fucking Blackfire for some reas-
>harem with terra Raven and Kori
FUCK OOOOOFFF
Proof?
Horse dicking without concent.
It just sounds like you're projecting. Because you can't self insert as beast boy you accuse beast boy as being everyone else's self insert.
Proof?
>implying
But can she take the knot?
>A chad who cracks jokes. No average Yea Forumsmerade would ever dare to talk to Raven, let alone try to make her laugh.
That's what every beta orbiter tries to do with the girl they like.
>beta self inserting BBfag mad no one likes his character
lol
The only people that like Beast Boy ships are people that self identify with him because they see themselves as the funny innocent guy of their friend group.
The numbers don't lie.
Horse rape isn't a joke.