Static Thread

Wow what a cunt

I didn’t say I didn’t like him you mung. Ebon, in universe, was pathetic. He has crazy powers and yet all he wants to do is rule a run down ghetto

I liked Ebon and the plastic man brother of his.
I liked hot streak, he was hilarious.
I hated Richie, he was an annoying piece of shit.

Static needed more villains.

>delta

Virgil, Jaime can fuck black holes.

Was this cartoon as beloved in the US as it was in Brazil? I remember the airing order being DBZ [switch channels] Static > JLU and every fucking one at school would watch them.
At some point they moved DBZ to an earlier slot and people in my class were straight up jumping over the wall in last period so they could get home in time for DBZ.

It's pretty reasonable.

Why go global when you can't even beat one single hero and control one neighborhood?
Ebon doesn't need Green Lantern or Superman up his ass.

If he stays in Dakota, he has access to a small army of impressionable metahumans, most of whom are already willing to do his bidding and he can live like a king

Seems like a metaphor for how the hood traps you. Also wasn't he illiterate?

He looks like such a smug piece of shit too.

>wasn't he illiterate?
That was the rubber guy