>read a Star Wars product
How about fuck you.
This is the most badass Vader has been in 20 years
Chase Young
Gabriel Barnes
She was a crazy nurse who was obsessed with Vader.
Parker Thomas
>ywn be violently penetrated by lord vader
Kayden Perry
You retard.
Jordan Lewis
>waaaaahhhhhh wahhhhhhhh spoon feed me pweeese I'm too impowtant to wead wahhhhhhhhhhh
Christian Walker
You're too important to read this shlock too. Every living person is. Have some self-respect you fucking slob.
Dylan Hall
100% had it coming. She trespassed into the fucking chosen one of the Force's quarters and began patronizing him about how he looked "beautiful" and shouldn't "cover it up," like she was a daytime TV talk show host trying to comfort some kid with a facial deformity for the "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual, which means I watch Lifetime movies on the weekend while eating ice cream" demographic ratings boost.
I can't imagine anyone ever being that mindlessly disrespectful or unaware of their place. Makes the ending work extra well because he does exactly what she was painfully failing to see and points out what her place was.
Gabriel Roberts
We all saw that comic posted a million times already. It's also cool but not nearly as badass as this new one.
Ethan Mitchell
Amateur mistake for novice readers, he didn't even register her. The garbage he refers to is the literal trash water she was getting on the floor
Matthew King
I guess you're making a joke, but it doesn't make much sense since he would need to decide to stab some inexplicably levitating collection of trash water with a light saber because he was having a stroke and didn't see the person it was covering.