This is the most badass Vader has been in 20 years

This is the most badass Vader has been in 20 years.

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PATROLED

>The Phantom Menace came out more than 20 years ago
Are you saying "NOW THIS IS PODRACING!" Ani was the last time Vader was awesome?

It would have been better if he walked away without saying anything.

Was this actually a real controversy, or was it just stupid clickbait mixed with trolling?

He was saying that while flying a fighter through a damn space station. Even given he was a little kid, that's pretty baller.

Why is there a chubby girl in a blue sweater in the empire? How did she get into Vader's clean room?

He looks so fucking geriatric
>my skin hurts
>I miss Padme
>why is this crazy lady dragging dirt into my room
>this isn't podracing

find the comic and read it

But then there'd be a corpse just left there for god knows how long.
Would you want to be the guy who has to go into that room after someone else went in and mysteriously never came out?

She's some nameless nurse who only exists for this one story. Vader apparently leaves his quarters unlocked because he doesn't give a fuck.

>read a Star Wars product
How about fuck you.

She was a crazy nurse who was obsessed with Vader.

>ywn be violently penetrated by lord vader

You retard.

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>waaaaahhhhhh wahhhhhhhh spoon feed me pweeese I'm too impowtant to wead wahhhhhhhhhhh

You're too important to read this shlock too. Every living person is. Have some self-respect you fucking slob.

100% had it coming. She trespassed into the fucking chosen one of the Force's quarters and began patronizing him about how he looked "beautiful" and shouldn't "cover it up," like she was a daytime TV talk show host trying to comfort some kid with a facial deformity for the "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual, which means I watch Lifetime movies on the weekend while eating ice cream" demographic ratings boost.
I can't imagine anyone ever being that mindlessly disrespectful or unaware of their place. Makes the ending work extra well because he does exactly what she was painfully failing to see and points out what her place was.

We all saw that comic posted a million times already. It's also cool but not nearly as badass as this new one.

Amateur mistake for novice readers, he didn't even register her. The garbage he refers to is the literal trash water she was getting on the floor

I guess you're making a joke, but it doesn't make much sense since he would need to decide to stab some inexplicably levitating collection of trash water with a light saber because he was having a stroke and didn't see the person it was covering.

The joke is so high over your head it failed the drug test

we just forgetting the ending of Rogue One? That was pure hype.

I mean, I got what you're trying to do. I just disagree that it works. Most of your problem is you're trying to make a joke out of what was already a perfectly fine joke to begin with.

And it was exploding.

>this fucking shit every goddamn day

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The ass was fat

>Harder daddy!
Vader just wordlessly flies off in his fighter and doesn't come back for a week

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well in as much "How dare he." trash

people that know the character knew this was in form

I'm getting a real TF2 comic vibe from the lady in this work.

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>I heard you made a new friend, Lord Vader. I also heard she had a very unfortunate accident, I'm sorry to hear that. But don't worry, I had my best scientists clone her. In fact, I've staffed your lair on Mustafar entirely with clones of your little friend. I'm sure once you go home many of them will have unfortunate accidents, but I'm generous to have a full supply of them ready to go. If you lose one, I'll just have another sent to replace her, and to replace that one, and to replace THAT one. No need to thank me!

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This is a fetish thing isn't it

>real controversy
I mean some femcels got mad at being painted as deplorable crazy bitches and the clickbait sites amplified it a lot but I don't think it has actually hurt sales or anything.

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>Kills an unarmed, non-threatening non-combatant

Oh wow so badass!

>P.S. noticed that you messed up the paint job on that Naboo cruiser I gave you. Took the liberty of having the royal engineers restore it to pristine quality, just like the day Senator Amidala took it off the showroom floor

You know, Palpatine is enough of an asshole to do that.

>Where is Kenobi!?
>We just used his name to lure you in!
>BUT WHERE IS HE

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Please be patient, he has autism

Why did so many women get butthurt over this? Fanboys get satirized even more than fangirls. If this character was a man I guarantee no one would be upset.

clickbait

They said they lied to him, so maybe they lied about that.

This is the kind of thing that gets you tossed down a vent.

now if she'd killed a few bitches that had disrespected Lord Vader. yea then she may have not been stabbed.

Now I want a miniseries of Palpatine randomly trolling Vader as he tries to go about his business

that's basically already been the Vader comics of this recent run whenever Sheev shows up

now she looks fucking rootable, dammit!!!

I dunno, this is pretty fucking badass

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damn your comments!! now I have to add this shot to my fap folder.

Palpy messing with Vader, sure.

Train her and make them the elite guards for Vader highly trained kill medics.

Of all things possible, writers porting in Robot Chicken's characterization of Palpatine to canon is the last thing I expected, but I'm really glad it is happening.

>This isn't podracing
man why the fuck that tickle me?

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Glad I'm not the only one thinking the same.

How many fat chicks did he stab there?