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IF JOINING COBRA IS WHAT YOU SEEK, THEN STATE YOUR NAME AND ABILITY! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO JOIN COBRA...
Brandon Bailey
Charles Edwards
CAN YOU CONJURE UP SOMETHING SO FOUL IT WILL DESTROY GIJOE?!
WELCOME OPIUCHUS!
HAHAHAHHA EXCELLENT! THE PERFECT RECRUIT! So long as you do not insult me, you are part of COBRA!
You and your secret weapon can be a great threat to Gijoe! Now you will join Cobra! THIS I COMMAND!
CAN YOU COMMAND THE MOSQUITOS?!
ANOTHER MEMBER FOR THE TROUSER SNAKE CORPS!
OUR ENEMIES WILL BURN!
THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE SUPERIOR TO YOU! ME! WELCOME TO COBRA! THIS I COMMAND!
WOAH, woah, what the fuck? We don’t do that here at Cobra, calm down Gordon. Damn.
Anthony Phillips
AH YES! WONDERFUL! GOOD TO HAVE YOU AT COBRA! YOU ARE A POWERFUL MAN WHO WILL USE HIS MASCULINE STRENGTH AND TECHNOLOGY TO DESTROY GIJOE!
Angel Martin
I am Saracastro, my powers are an supernatural sense for sarcasm, which is really useful and posting blurry images of myself.
Joseph Watson
Are you trying to join Cobra sarcastically or actually in it to win it?
Asher Lopez
That's up to you to decide.... Or is it?
Bentley Cook
THESE RECRUITS ARE LAUGHABLE! YOU'RE A FOOL TO LET THEM INTO OUR RANKS!
Leo Kelly
YOU LOOK LIKE FIDEL CASTRO, A GREAT ALLY OF COBRA!
YOU WILL UNIRONICALLY JOIN US, INFILTRATE THE JOE’S BASE, AND GIVE THEM SARCASTIC PLANS THAT THOSE FOOLS WILL FOLLOW! THEY WILL WALK RIGHT INTO OUR TRAPS WHILE WE SHOOT OUR LASERS AT THEM AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!
Cooper Lewis
THEN WHY DO YOU NOT RECRUIT YOURSELF SO WE CAN STOP HEARING YOUR INCESSANT HISSING! EITHER IN THIS THREAD OR IN ANOTHER, YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING! I AM SERPENTOR! THIS I COMMAND!
Carter Cook
I'm Bill. I have a certificate in Microsoft Office and I'm getting my GED.
I'd be an excellent addition to the HISS unit.