IF JOINING COBRA IS WHAT YOU SEEK, THEN STATE YOUR NAME AND ABILITY! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO JOIN COBRA, THEN YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
THIS I COMMAND!
IF JOINING COBRA IS WHAT YOU SEEK, THEN STATE YOUR NAME AND ABILITY! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO JOIN COBRA...
Isaiah Howard
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Oliver Perez
Daffy Duck. Wizard extraordinare
Josiah Thomas
Ophiuchus and my abilities are the same as Warren Ellis, described here dc.fandom.com
Mason Foster
I can't believe I got replaced by this bombastic moron.
Dylan White
Shang Tsung. The Superior Pointman.
Adrian Campbell
CC let's not pretend you weren't just as bombastic. Showmanship is your best quality.
Nathaniel Richardson
Name: Hank Hill
Ability: selling propane and propane accessories.
Robert Hall
DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THAT CHIMERA OF A MAN SERPENTOR, I HAVE DIGNITY AND CLASS UNLIKE THAT BRUTE!
COBRA FIND THIS user AND DESTROY HIM!
Grayson Thompson
Name: Gordon
Power: Rape
Easton Wilson
Name: Rusty Shackleford
Abilities: Expert Exterminator, Bounty Hunter, gun expert, survivor, military base infiltrator, can play keyboard.
Jackson Baker
I appeared to have forgotten my picture
Andrew Taylor
Solid Snake
because my pee pee is always hard
Charles Jackson
You forgot his greatest power
David Murphy
Pheromone! I attract mosquitoes!
Dominic King
Name: Loudmouth
Ability: pissing off CC.
Joshua Green
You fool, you've revealed my secret weapon, I have to end you now, Sh-sh-sha!
Asher Cook
Name is fan rage, i get extremely mad over when a movie or cartoon does something stupid or goes in a direction i dont like, and i mentally collapse into a randomized alternate personality with separate powers for each.
Leo Sanders
Gavin Richardson
nrrrgh, I'll find you one day user, this isn't the last time you've seen COBRA COMMANDER!
Justin Sanchez
Name: Metroid
Powers: Pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything
Brandon Bailey
Based
Charles Edwards
CAN YOU CONJURE UP SOMETHING SO FOUL IT WILL DESTROY GIJOE?!
WELCOME OPIUCHUS!
HAHAHAHHA EXCELLENT! THE PERFECT RECRUIT! So long as you do not insult me, you are part of COBRA!
You and your secret weapon can be a great threat to Gijoe! Now you will join Cobra! THIS I COMMAND!
CAN YOU COMMAND THE MOSQUITOS?!
ANOTHER MEMBER FOR THE TROUSER SNAKE CORPS!
OUR ENEMIES WILL BURN!
THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE SUPERIOR TO YOU! ME! WELCOME TO COBRA! THIS I COMMAND!
WOAH, woah, what the fuck? We don’t do that here at Cobra, calm down Gordon. Damn.
Anthony Phillips
AH YES! WONDERFUL! GOOD TO HAVE YOU AT COBRA! YOU ARE A POWERFUL MAN WHO WILL USE HIS MASCULINE STRENGTH AND TECHNOLOGY TO DESTROY GIJOE!
Angel Martin
I am Saracastro, my powers are an supernatural sense for sarcasm, which is really useful and posting blurry images of myself.
Joseph Watson
Are you trying to join Cobra sarcastically or actually in it to win it?
Asher Lopez
That's up to you to decide.... Or is it?
Bentley Cook
THESE RECRUITS ARE LAUGHABLE! YOU'RE A FOOL TO LET THEM INTO OUR RANKS!
Leo Kelly
YOU LOOK LIKE FIDEL CASTRO, A GREAT ALLY OF COBRA!
YOU WILL UNIRONICALLY JOIN US, INFILTRATE THE JOE’S BASE, AND GIVE THEM SARCASTIC PLANS THAT THOSE FOOLS WILL FOLLOW! THEY WILL WALK RIGHT INTO OUR TRAPS WHILE WE SHOOT OUR LASERS AT THEM AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!
Cooper Lewis
THEN WHY DO YOU NOT RECRUIT YOURSELF SO WE CAN STOP HEARING YOUR INCESSANT HISSING! EITHER IN THIS THREAD OR IN ANOTHER, YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING! I AM SERPENTOR! THIS I COMMAND!
Carter Cook
I'm Bill. I have a certificate in Microsoft Office and I'm getting my GED.
I'd be an excellent addition to the HISS unit.
Benjamin Green
Hey look I’ll work for you both! We’re all on the same team, right?
Liam Murphy
Oh for the love of...
I'M ALREADY IN COBRA YOU OVERSIZED INGRATE!
I'VE LEAD THE COBRA FORCES FOR LONGER THAN YOU SGT SLAUGHTER RELATED FREAK!
Aiden Thomas
Hola senior, my name is Du-- um Senior Duncan, yes, Senior Duncan, master solider man, I'd love to join Cobra, yoo Jo-- I mean all hail Cobra
Henry Nguyen
Name: No-Name
Ability: Stinging like hell and being better than all those other Jellyfish fags.
Grayson Rodriguez
YOU WOULD JUST BLOCK MY RECRUITS TO PREVENT ME FROM PROVING YOUR INCOMPETENCE, "MIGHTY" SERPENTOR!
Angel Barnes
What a great plan, I'm impressed.
Jason Lee
Now here's a true recruit! Welcome aboard Senior Duncan!
Blake White
Indeed, this is totally not someone in a bad disguise. It's really impressive how smart you are, oh great leader.
Jackson Price
Why thank you Sarcastro, it's good to see that there's still some loyal troops around here
Hunter Gray
How is that suitable raiment?
James Butler
My name is Calvin. I have a PHD and graduated from the top of my sniper class at West Point.
Jeremiah Davis
Name: Bean
Well meaning citizen
David James
MY NAME IS ANDREW AND I CAN SCREAM IN CAPS!
Andrew Ross
The Metallikats
We're a duo of nearly 100% robotic cyborgs armed to the claws and up to do any deed to get some cash
Christian Richardson
Damn, thats more effort than my parent’s ever put into anything for me...
Anthony Sanchez
LEAD? YOUR “LEADERSHIP” HAS LED TO COUNTLESS LOSS AFTER LOSS! AND YES! I WOULD BLOCK IT! THEY DIDN’T CALL ME SERPENTOR THE COCK BLOCKER IN COBRA COLLEGE FOR NOTHING!
THANK YOU LOYAL SOLDIER
YOU WILL STING GIJOE TO OBLIVION!
Intimidation!
Alright, you shall be Doctor Killshot! No, Dr. Trouser Snake!
EXCELLENT! A CLOWN TROOPER!
Together we will destroy Gijoe’s eardrums! This I command!
Together with Overkill you will lead our Battle Android Troopers!
FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH COBRA COMMANDER! AND WE EVEN GET DIVERSITY POINTS WHICH WILL INCREASE OUR RANKINGS IN TBE NEXT EVIL MAGAZINE WORKPLACE SURVEY! GET FUCKED MEGATRON!
Now, Senior Duncan, please demonstrate the powers of your mustache to prove your loyalty to me and not Cobra Commander, who can’t even grow facial hair!
Aiden Evans
I’m Sneed, I’m here to feed and seed
Christian Jones
Of course Lord Serpentor, as you can see, my moustache can make lovely señoritas join our glorious cause, like señorita
Escarlata here.
Now then, where and what is our secret plans, purely to strategize were to use my moustache next.
Owen Ross
I suppose even YOU aren't a complete fool, Serpentor.
Nicholas Nguyen
Finally, dick girls in Cobra!
Luke James
I keep reading your posts in Latta’s voice, kek
Caleb Kelly
HAIL HYDRA! IMMORTAL HYDRA! WE SHALL NEVER BE DESTROYED! CUT OFF A LIMB AND TWO MORE SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE! WE SERVE NONE BUT THE MASTER AS THE WORLD SHALL SOON SERVE US! HAIL HYDRA!
Wait...uh...did you say Cobra? Aw man, I thought that it was weird that there was more snake imagery than usual...
Gavin Bailey
That's the last straw, Destro! I'm taking away your bomb privileges!
Joseph Morgan
uh hello, I'm Henchman 24, I used to work for the Monarch, but I kinda died, so I need a new gig.
I got lots of henchman experience and I uh, drive a Nissan Stanza.
Jack Gray
Say, pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?
Tyler Taylor
My name is croc master, my power is to be a really popular G.I Joe character both in comics and toys, but never made into the TV series
Logan Russell
Giant Enemy Crab!
I made my mark on the history in famous battles that actually took place in ancient Japan!
Adam Ramirez
. . .
Colton Gray
Hunter Fisher
Do you mind if I commandeer your efforts since the H was missing from my inclusion announcement and you're wearing a capital H on your chest. Or will you imply that our SUPERIORS made a mistake?
Jacob Lewis
I would like to talk you about the Thunderbolt initiative
Josiah Bailey
Cage. Nic Cage. Actor, millionaire,philanthropist, adventurer, man of action.
Brody Morales
EXPLAIN AT ONCE! THIS I COMMAND!
THIS MONSTROSITY WILL CONFOUND THE ENEMY!
I SHALL RIDE YOU TO DESTROY GIJOE’s BASE!
We are open to making an acquisition of Hydra! It will be a hostile takeover.
Welcome, new Crimson Guard member!
BEAT IT!
YOU SHALL BE A USEFUL MASTER OF THE SWAMP!
The WHAT?!
How would you like to be a Cobra Neo-Viper Commander?
James Roberts
Just Kill Me Sir You Are Asking Me To Explain An Explaination. Thank You Sir!
Gabriel Reed
Lizardman, Lizardman, and Lizardman
Brayden Flores
WE DON'T NEED A NEO COMMANDER!! I AM THE ONLY COBRA COMMANDER!!
Kevin Morales
Ah so your serpentor. My name is wrath-Amon of the snake cult of set, and Because of the snake attire I would like to form an alliance with cobra, set would be quite pleased.
Samuel Reed
NAME: Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
JOB: Alley Viper or Dreadnaught please.
Blake Lee
It's staring into my soul...
Gavin Collins
name: eustace bagge
>i heard you got a good tv set, me and my comfy chair want to make use of it. without that stupid dog bothering me.
Cameron Morales
Mad Marx
I'm the warrior of the working class, thriving in the post-capitalist landscape
Daniel Jackson
Liam Lewis
Starscream. Leader of The Decepticons
Anthony Cook
NO STARSCREAM! BACK TO THE BASE NOW!!
Colton Butler
Name: LowTi3rGod
i destroy scrubs
Jason Taylor
my name is Andrew and I can, uhh... tape all of your buns together
Aaron Lee
Low tier? Come back when your a high tier.
Luke Sullivan
Name: The Butte--HAWKMOTH
Powers: They've very good but kind of complicated, it'd take a while to explain.
Drawback: I must insist on working out of the home.
Angel Taylor
WHAT COMPLICATED POWERS?! WE DONT NEED USELESS TRASH HERE AT COBRA!!
SERPENTOR, YOUR ACTUALLY PUTTING UP TO THESE FREAKS?!
Kayden Richardson
Lizardman, Lizardman and, uh, Lizardman.
Owen Hughes
Henry Butler
Too late! I already have a package...in my pants! And so will she!
Nicholas Morris
Complicated stories and ridiculous abs are needed at Cobra! Seeing as how I have provided for ONE of those things...
Yes! Excellent! We can recruit millions! Let us attack Gijoe at daybreak with our new army!
Tyler Rivera
Cobra Commander is right. You’re wasting your time, Serpentor.
But if you strike a deal with the Legion...now there’s an idea
James Bell
UNHAND ME FOOL!
Jayden Richardson
My name is Doug and I can cut a rug!
Jaxson Jenkins
Is that all?
Jaxson Ramirez
Well I’ve also been and dozen of battles and survived all of them fellas.
Gabriel Hall
Hmm impressive yes indeed
Carter Martin
Friendly reminder that GI Joe's are all mostly E-5's.
So their base pay is less than 30k USD a year. This isn't including BAH, BAS, HDIP, and hazard pay.
Connor Gray
Bastion is here to help you fellow humans save the world from the mutant menace.
Lucas Sanchez
An alliance would be in our mutual best interests, BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF OUR SECURITY POLICY!
I WILL PUT MY HANDS WHERE I PLEA-
Thank you, Bastion! Wait, COBRA COMMANDER! WHAT IS COBRA’S POLICY TOWARDS MUTANTS?!
SO WOULD WE BE ABLE TO BRIBE THEM?
YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS OPOSSUM!
Henry Parker
I’m Based
Nathan Phillips
They call me The Cobra Queen. Hsssss!
I command Sssssnakess of all Shapesssss and Sssssizessss, assss well asss breeding enourmoussss, man-eating Cobrassss and Pythonssss.
I wish to join to get back at the fool Freakazoid, Hsssss!
Colton Wilson
The perfect woman!
Isaiah Gonzalez
>CAN YOU COMMAND THE MOSQUITOS?!
No, but I can guarantee lots of them
Jonathan Edwards
>SO WOULD WE BE ABLE TO BRIBE THEM?
Swear to god Serpentor they did like five episodes where Cobra or some Cobra shell company either outright bribed or tricked GI Joe's into working for them. They literally kicked out a GI Joe from the service for failing review, stripped him of his GI Joe codename, and then within the fucking week they had him working on a secret Cobra project.
Dude was their communications specialist I think?
Justin Gomez
My name is Tintin and I hate black people.
Aiden Brooks
Gumball Watterson!
Specialty: seduction
Jonathan Cooper
King Shark!
I'm a shark!
Hunter Clark
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAHHHOOOOWAOOOOO
Hudson Ramirez
THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH!
Well let’s do it again they won’t see it coming!
YOU WILL SEDUCE GIJOE!
EAT GIJOE!
KILL GIJOE!!
AND YOU’LL GET US SUED! BE GONE!
Michael Clark
I'm a GigaFlex
I exercise my right to bare arms!
Check my guns!
Kevin Young
We do our best as long as we get paid on time. We work well in team if the orders are clear.
Michael Gomez
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
James Cooper
A POWERFUL PYTHON ENFORCER!
COBRA WILL PAY YOU WITH YOUR LIVES!
DESTROY GIJOE AND YOU WILL SLEEP LIKE A KING IN MY NEW EMPIRE, SECOND ONLY TO ME!
Jonathan Garcia
The Pink Poofter
Sucking lots of dick.
Jordan Richardson
SECOND?! THATS NONSENSE! HE'S JUST AN ORDINARY MAN! AM I BEING DEMOTED?
AND WHO IS THIS?