Name a better Amazonian couple
Name a better Amazonian couple
Angel Richardson
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Blake Lopez
Ryan and Doris
David Howard
Ryan wants some ice puss now
Bentley Young
Anyone know what issue this is from?
Lincoln Hernandez
I can't but I can come up with #2.
Dylan Sullivan
Not as great, because DC hates it, but this is my vote.
Levi Young
Poor Jason. Even when he scores, everything blows up on his face.
Caleb Torres
I can't trump it, but I do want to post more of the same.
Connor Rodriguez
Jace Nelson
Carter Campbell
>based on Kirby's actual relationship with his wife
fucking BASED gentle femdom loving Kirby
Aiden Gutierrez
Didn't Stan the Man cuck him or it was just a rumor?
Please tell me it was just a rumor.
Noah Gonzalez
Not even a rumor, just a dumb joke.
Oliver Hill
I like how the recent issue explored their relationship a little and showed Diana with some insecurity about it.
Gavin Bailey
>Wondy screeching about fidelity
Bitch weren’t you thot over Batman in Kings run? Don’t be a hypocrite
James Bailey
>Kings run
There's your problem
Noah Wilson
>wonderbat
cringe
Anthony Wood
You're cringe.
Justin King
nah wonderbats is garbage, was garbage and will be garbage
Dylan Thompson
What is even happening in the final page?
Tyler Wood
Which is unfortunately everyone’s problem because we all know Batman continuity trumps everything else at DC headquarters
Grayson Allen
Gabriel Smith
Implying Batgod and WW is even remotely a similar dynamic to Big Barda and little Scott. Pay attention next time dumbass
Elijah Bailey
Well, you're wrong, but tastes vary and you're entitled to your opinion.
Wonder Woman was going through a simulated scenario based on her dreams and nightmares, and so the comic had this gimmick of the page being ripped at end of every scenario by the actions of following one.
Dylan Johnson
Batman's allowed to be more humanized and ordinary without losing any of his cool factor when paired to Wonder Woman, which is the main appeal for me.
Charles Barnes
It’s canon in my head.
Andrew James
so this was a nightmare right
Jayden Wright
Literally impossible
Camden Turner
Yeah...no. DCs Golden Boy isn’t going to be ordinary and hasn’t been since the 90s. For fuckssakes they made him stronger/better than Superman. It’s precisely the opposite of Barda and Scott.
Plus Barda and Scott are there for each other. With Batman she’d just be some shitty hurt/comfort fodder for his “craaawling in my skiiin!” moments
Caleb Sullivan
Not exactly, it was showing all these possible futures for them, some more tragic than others, and afterwards it lead to them deciding to just be friends.
Jose Ramirez
It's more complex than that.
She was worried about her budding relationship with Batman, and so used Martian Manhunter's Martian technology for therapy, where the patient can go under and lived their dreams and nightmares with the company of a physician - Martian Manhunter -, and go through the stuffs troubling them. She wanted to investigate her fears about their future together.
So the comic are filled with scenarios that scare her and are good reasons for why they shouldn't be together, but at the same time in each of the scenarios she goes through there's always a silver-lining that makes it all worthy it.
Still it ended with her deciding for them to stay as it is, with them just as good friends.
Robert Nguyen
I was making a joke retards
Jacob Edwards
You seem to hate Batman and have issues with him being more popular than Superman, so i can see where you're coming from. But you're still wrong about their dynamic.
Batman is never shown upstaging Wonder Woman, if anything he takes a step back and let her have the role of the hero of the stories. She's also not portrayal as a blood-thirsty cunt, which as a Wonder Woman fan is a big plus for me. Wonder Woman can remain her wholesome self and even gets to be funny to counter-balance Batman dourness and grumpiness.
And why are you implying that Mister Miracle isn't cool as fuck? He's the man capable of doing the impossible. He's pretty much Batman on steroids. Just because Scott and Barda are able to have comfy moments where they get to be just chill husband and wife that doesn't mean that they don't kick some serious ass when in costume.
Michael Young
If you've ever get princess carried as a man, and it feels right. That is because it is alright. Have faith bros. There is your amazon out there somewhere.
Charles Martin
>amazonian
Christopher Robinson
>Yeah...no. DCs Golden Boy isn’t going to be ordinary and hasn’t been since the 90s.
Isaiah King
Hard to top Barda, but I'm a major fan of Liberty Belle and Hourman. I assume they no longer exist in DC continuity, unfortunately.
Bentley Morris
>Hard to top Barda
tell me about it
Camden Ortiz
A "joke". Calling it a joke implies it was funny. Cheer up though, comedy isn't for everyone.
Cooper Anderson
i want to ______ Big Barda!
Camden Johnson
"Get an autograph from"
Luis Powell
more like based
Hudson Roberts
Next page, user?
Chase Murphy
>I didn’t find your joke to be funny
That user was hilarious tho. And right too. It’s a nightmare considering WonderBat is shit
Jack Wilson
>Wonder Woman can remain her wholesome self and even gets to be funny to counter-balance Batman dourness and grumpiness.
You mean like how she tried to seduce Bruce while he was married?
Sebastian Campbell
>tall woman/short man
This is the best and cutest combination on the planet.
Brody Walker
King's a terrible writer and i hate him, but that was still better than Action Comics arc "For a Thousand Years". Wonder Woman at least backed off in this instance with her moral integrity ultimately prevailing.
Samuel Moore
>Batman is never shown upstaging Wonder Woman,
m.youtube.com
>WW gets beaten by Fodder, Batman flips his shit
Hunter Ward
So Superman upstaged Batman there, since Batman was just stalling Kalibak by escaping his attacks until Superman could show up to deal with him?
Cooper Thompson
So Jack had left to work for DC. That little backstabbing turncoat made a character to make fun of me. So I went over to his house, bust down the door, and banged his wife right in front of him and his family. And I said to Kirby "Happy Thanksgiving you bastard!" And then I ejaculated inside of his wife, pulled out, and showered the others with dribbles of semen.
His New Gods is some of the greatest work he ever produced.
Dominic Edwards
>Wonder Woman at least backed off in this instance with her moral integrity ultimately prevailing.
Wonder Woman never made a move on Clark. Their tension was unspoken and neither made the first move. That’s the whole point.
>King's a terrible writer and i hate him, but that was still better than Action Comics arc "For a Thousand Years".
This is honestly cognitive dissonance on your part. WW’s potrayal was much more damaged in King’s Book than in Kelly’s book. The entire point of the story was to establish both their virtues in contrast with Lois’s guilt over working with Luthor (or maybe somebody else) over something. I can’t remember exactly what she did.
A lot of SMWW shoppers think this was about the OTP, when in reality it was about Lois’ insecurities over her actions during Kelly’s run. It’s hilarious that they all misinterpreted that.
Liam Nguyen
Batman never got his ass beat, Wonder Woman did. Batman got showed up by nobody. Wonder Woman is the only one who suffered from this. Stop deflecting.
Carter White
Nathaniel Long
IT IS THE SAME ARC. That's why i hate Tom King so much. He was aping Joe Kelly's AC arc.
>Wonder Woman never made a move on Clark.
She approached him wanting to fuck. This is what happens in "For a Thousand Years". Superman told her that even if he it took him a thousand years or if her saw Lois again, he'd never be able to betray his wife or the memory of her. That's when Wonder Woman backs off.
The same happened in King's run, because he was ripping the off of Kelly, but this time both Bruce and Diana decide the whole situation is silly and they've people special to them back home waiting.
Ryan Allen
>rejected homewrecking stalker
>two cheating cunts
To be honest, both examples are bad.
Brandon Cox
A solid second place
Ryan Rodriguez
>She approached him wanting to fuck
Literally wrong. She was in his camp. Their unspoken attraction never materialized with words. They were both unsure of what to do and later came silence. This was more subtle than King’s piece and relied more on implication. Wonder Woman never “temps” Clark. She’s just as unsure as he is.
>but this time both Bruce and Diana decide the whole situation is silly
Kelly’s was better because his WW doesn’t come off as a temptress. WW said it was perfect that they simply continued with their friendship. This isn’t a pro-SMWW moment. They both come off fine.
Jason Gomez
She didn’t make a move on him. She wasn’t an aggressor here. Neither of them were.
Jace Johnson
I'm sorry, user, but that:
>--is our last night together... yes.
It's a clear invite for sex. Anyone, man or woman, would catch the meaning of those words, and the text supports said view by Superman rejecting her.
>This isn’t a pro-SMWW moment
Of course it isn't, just as what King wrote wasn't a pro-WWBM moment.
>They both come off fine
No, they don't.
Landon Gray
Ol’ Bruce will fuck any and every woman alive and you better embrace it.
Leo Baker
Oh. I figured someone just blew up the bridge, killing old man Bruce and enraging Diana to the point of Maxwell Lording a mutha fucka
Julian Powell
You do know that Diana never said "i want to fuck you, Bruce" in the King's writing either, right? She and Bruce just got very close, same as in those pics you're posting.
Leo Rodriguez
>merely pretending to be retetarded
Anthony Gonzalez
Nah, man. Why would you kill an old man in last days? Bruce simple exploded from inside out threw guts, blood, and shit everywhere. It was horrible. Years of Venom, Lazarus pits, and METALS all taking a heavy toll in his heart and gut.
Brayden Sanchez
What are they good in? I might enjoy reading something that features them
Alexander Gonzalez
To be fair, they were pretty much devouring each other's faces. If anything, Batman was the one gunning for it.
Nolan Reyes
Owen Cook
>It's a clear invite for sex.
In what way is Diana inciting him for sex? Superman is the one who started the conversation on that route. They both acknowledged the fact that it could be their last night together. That doesn’t mean they’re inviting the other. That’s why they both looked at each other, but didn’t lean in. It’s unspoken.
>You do know that Diana never said "i want to fuck you, Bruce" in the King's writing either, right? She and Bruce just got very close, same as in those pics you're posting.
They both leaned in to kiss. Superman and Wonder Woman just looked at each other tensely and unsure. One was much more on the brink than the other.
>No, they don't.
Maybe to someone who’s arguing in favor of King’s work in this case, but they both came off mature and vulnerable. They don’t come off succumbing to whatever tension they have. The notion passed, and it was rejected.
Ayden Flores
She does exist, it’s just that she is relatively unknown and DC decides not to publish anything related to her.
Dylan Sanders
Charles Morales
Didn’t she an Johnny Quick have a thing?
Henry Rogers
oh god barda's perfect
Tyler Sanders
Superman clearly rejects Wonder Woman because of Lois, and if you read into her pauses it can be interpret as she being hurt by the rejection but putting on a front. Not to mention that she clearly invited him for sex.
And nobody is arguing in favor of King. King's a terrible writer. It's just that both arcs are the same, with King's arc being an obvious copy of Kelly's. I just think that in Kelly's arc Wonder Woman came off worse than Superman, while in King's both Batman and Wonder Woman come off bad.
Anthony Hughes
If your only liking of the character extends to her being on the receiving end of your favorite male heroes dick then you by definition are no Wonder Woman fan. Same goes for SMWW fans who claim to be Wonder Woman fans.
Parker Myers
I'm a bigger Wonder Woman fan, than a Batman fan, though. I just find her pairing with Batman more entertaining, and less damaging.
Caleb Ramirez
It's an illusory Steve that's a manifestation of Diana's fears about the relationship
Oliver Campbell
Is the current run of WW any good?
Aiden Robinson
He’s her dad user.
Wyatt Rodriguez
It's okay Diana. You and Clark will get hitched in about a century, once he is over his 'human' phase, and both of you are over your long dead human lovers. Hell, I don't even like Superman and Wonder Woman together particularly, I'm WonderBats all the way, but they do need eachother long-term. Hell, isn't it generally implied that even Diana dies eventually (maybe once the Amazonians perish with the Earth her blessings dissipate?) and it's just old man Clark or Superman One Gadzillion depending?
Being Clark is suffering.
Christopher Cook
I liked the potential future where somehow Bruce has longevity too and they are both wearing labcoats. It would make sense that somehow he would stick around for her, and her fight to keep him around, all said and done. Even Clark throws DKR3 Bruce into the Laz Pit rather than letting the world lose the Batman/his friend.
This almost feels like sort of a bad end, if a happy one. Bruce clearly got his back broken again from the dialog, but never recovered, almost like 'victory has defeated him'. Or happiness in this case.
Henry Gray
Hah. Yeah, 'just friends'. They just bottled the feelings up and tried to ignore them. She is the one cradling his body when he comes back form his time hijinx, as well as image related. I honestly miss the old JLA/DCAU "Bruce" "Princess" dynamic they used to have. It existed through my entire youth and young adulthood.
Then N52 turned Diana into a raging bitch and Bruce into... well, and they practically hate eachother at times. Rebirth kind of fixed Diana, and I stress kinda, but it's also doubling down on Steve.
Evan Flores
Huh. So WonderBats isn't technically dead even in Rebirth, just not going to happen due to circumstances? I thought this Diana and Bruce didn't get on well?
Ethan Morales
>Comfy Barda thread
>Devolves into Bat-drama
Stay miserable Yea Forums.
Xavier Hughes
>This almost feels like sort of a bad end, if a happy one. Bruce clearly got his back broken again from the dialog, but never recovered, almost like 'victory has defeated him'. Or happiness in this case.
It is. The scenarios she dreamed up are all terrible ones. Is that even in the worst of cases they're still somewhat happy together. That's the take-way of the issue.
Jaxon Scott
>I thought this Diana and Bruce didn't get on well?
New 52 Batman and Wonder Woman were the ones that didn't get along, mostly because Wonder Woman hated Batman and didn't like his friendship with Superman, going as far as blaming Batman for every problem in her relationship with Superman. But even then Geoff Johns tried to hint something had "happened" between the two in a romantic sense, with Batman maybe still be hung up on her.
Levi Myers
They were so bloody adorable in JSA.
Cooper Bailey
But aren't they technically the same Batman and Wonder Woman? What *did* turn Diana from the brutal bitch she was in N52 back into the generally sweet Diana recently? More time fuckery?
Also, dat image. Why so salty Batman?
Dylan Taylor
>What *did* turn Diana from the brutal bitch she was in N52 back into the generally sweet Diana recently? More time fuckery?
New 52 Superman was merged with pre-Flashpoint Superman, changing the universe's time-line by combining their histories. That erased her relationship with the New 52 Superman. She also learned that her entire past life and background was a fabrication created by the gods to keep her from the real Paradise Island. Something that almost mentally broke her, but she's better now. Still no close to finding her REAL island.
So yeah, more time-fuckery.
Matthew Peterson
My biggest question has always been what is Barda doing when Scott isn't around the house? Does she chat with her neighbhours? Does she go to the supermarket? Does she knit? I know Scott is probably praying and crying out of happyness that he's a free man and doesn't have to see Granny anymore.
Mason Murphy
Read JLI
Colton Adams
Fuck I agree. They'll salty Wonder Woman is more with Superman than Batman and spend their day attack that ship. Grow up and let people like what they like. Not all women like Batman and it pisses them off because they self insert as him. (I really think it's just that one BMWW poster that keeps posting though)
Bentley Rogers
I'm a woman and i like Wonderbats. Stay mad.
Ian Martinez
I don't give a shit what others think but i fucking love Wondy and Steve as couple.
Nolan Anderson
Wholesome
Jason Butler
No, it's horrible. Like almost every WW run.
Charles Perry
Of course you are.
Angel Hughes
Wouldn't real Amazons find these guys to be a turn-off?