What are some characters who canonically have jerked off?

>you realize now that black and red magazine likely says "Bimbo Babes"

Ah the latin channel. Softcore porno from 2am-3am and if you miss any of that it's bikini babes advertising phone sex till 5am.

>tfw almost 30 and kinda lost sex drive

I can still fap but I basically never get random boners, or sexual thoughts that bother the fuck out of me. Kinda nice actually. Though when I relax in bed to go to sleep it doesn't feel as comfy.

Are you a woman?

I don’t understand, I thought Mexico was heavily catholic, why is all this lewd stuff available without restriction their?

>Masturbates to oranges
Isn't that technically bestiality?

I tried masturbating when I was really young, but did't know what to do, so I grabbed a massive glob of lotion and just slapped it on my flaccid dick. It was really cold though, and the whole experience made me uncomfortable, so I didn't do it again for 20 years