What are some characters who canonically have jerked off?

NO NO! That was a spooky ghost! I TOLD you!

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Is that normal? I didn't start masturbating until I was 21.

technically that's the legal age to start, but most people do it much earlier

You're lying, or atleast I hope you are.

yeah, that's when i started

Man, I thought I was late al 11

Bart Simpson, Stewie Griffin, Steve Smith, and Kenny McCormick all fap to Susan Wainwright

She's going to force incest on her brother but at least she's nice to research what will make him comfortable with it

What a good sister.

Typing up Mabel Pines on Rule34

I still haven't started and I'm 29, so you're probably in the clear.

True wizardom

theres a legal age to fap?

>A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not sitting alone in his room bopping his Boppo.

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t. asexual

In the UK you can be charged if you do without a wanking license, and they only issue those to males above a certain age.

The fermentation going on inside your balls could create the übermensch.
Good thing you'll never fuck.

In the clear for what?

If he doesn't fap or have sex before 30 he becomes a grand master wizard.

Is that what you call prostate cancer?

>In the UK
oh so nowhere

I haven't started and I'm 22, you're a role model.

Set a store on fire in the process, too

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the fuck? I started when I was 8.

>Ywn have a cozy Ed Edd & Eddy childhood, filled with snacks, comic books and tabletop games. While also playing outside and having wacky adventures.
>Ywn get fem-dommed by redneck girls who love you and just wanna smash in their trailer

Started at 10. Nothing even came out until 12.

Made me burst out laughing at the office

I’d already had sex before I jerked off for the first time.

I always like to imagine Mabel likes to get fucked two to three times a week, but each night she’s not in the mood she takes off her shirt and training bra and lets dipper play around with her still devolving breasts and belly and jerk off onto her face or in her mouth, just for her bro-bro.

Bud, I was jacking it since I was at least 7, the hell is wrong with you

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Whenever dipper goes out and fucks another girl, Mabel gets sad and so he has to recharge when he gets home and give her a rough pounding to cheer her up later that night.

What does she think of Pacifica? How does Mabel feel that Dipper might start getting interested in her supposed rival?

She likes pcifica as a friend and sexually so she and dipper have rough three ways with her, usually with dipper either plowing his sisters ass as she eats out Pacifica or face fucking Pacifica and creampieing her throat.

user that's ectoplasm

100% Canon.

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Have you at least had a nocturnal emission?
It's gotta come out somehow, right?

Here, go jerk off right now, you faggots need to already.
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>jerking off to bare breasts and nothing else
I can proudly say that I have never masturbated to something that wasn't fetish shit (or something I turned into fetish shit with my imagination).

>not liking patrician tier breasts
What are you a faggot, look at how adorable Star is in that picture

if you can jack off to nothing but bare breasts on an attractive woman you are a normalfag

Alright then princess, what do you masturbate too?

you kids are spoiled as hell.

in my day we had Cinemax that you had to descramble somehow, and in my parents day they had magazines you had to find in the woods. the supply of pornography was very limited, and you appreciated what you got.

we had rule 34 but it wasn't called that yet and it was basically MS paint drawings of simpsons characters. not really good for jerking off, just for trading with your edgelord friends while listening to grunge music

yeah nowadays you can just dictate any two characters and a position, and if it's not on paheal then you can pay a furry $100 to draw it.

Bruh, my momma has pictures of me whacking the sausage at age 3. Are you out of your mind?

>we had rule 34 but it wasn't called that yet and it was basically MS paint drawings of simpsons characters. not really good for jerking off, just for trading with your edgelord friends while listening to grunge music
So boomer, did you ever sneak a quickie at Lisa Simpson while listening to NIN?

To view pornography, but the charge always falls on the person or service providing it, not the kid for viewing it, so it's almost never prosecuted unless children are targeted by it since kids are slippery bastards who'll find a way to see it anyways.

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>Gen-X erasure
FEELSB~1.BMP

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Answer the question Trent reznor

I remember cranking it like crazy starting in middle school.

Based mommy, does she bring the pictures out to embarrass you in front of girls you being home

Mind Control and TF

What if Dipper says no at any point

TF is transformation right? What is the appeal to that? Also what’s the appeal of mind control? If it makes you feel any better characters dressed as slave girls like Princess Leia was in Jabba’s palace is a personal kink of mine.

That proves nothing!

Why the hell would dipper turn down fucking his hot sister and snooty rich tsundere GF at any point?

he was just looking at live leak videos.

naw I mostly saved my seed for only the best in VHS-quality screenshots from WB cartoons that still had occasional bloomer shots. and it was foo fighters.

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I started around 1st grade.

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Fuck off Rebecca Sugar

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>naw I mostly saved my seed for only the best in VHS-quality screenshots from WB cartoons that still had occasional bloomer shots.
Based
>and it was foo fighters.
Not based

"If I had a blacklight this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"

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GOTG is the only good MCU film series

>foo fighters.
>Not based
naw man, foo fighters were THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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Lucky you.
>tfw I didn't start masturbating until I was 57

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holy fuck, are you me? that's exactly what i do and i have those same fetishes. i'll just take a picture and image them being transformed.

but that was in reference to all the alien sluts he was banging

I assumed it meant he was jacking off all over the ship and cumming in random places.

This

Around 7yrs-8yrs myself. Lots of porno magazines and comic here in Mexico. And then found out that there is a few channels that played soft-core porn late at night.

Good times.

>Lots of porno magazines and comic here in Mexico. And then found out that there is a few channels that played soft-core porn late at night.
Holy fuck you beaners were lucky. What were the porn comics like? Did they have any parodies of liscensed characters?

Danny Antonucci made the show on a dare and when it became CN's most popular show they probably looked the other way on some stuff, or the censors were just drunk all the time.

It's a bit subtle. I know it flew over my head as a kid at least

These bananas are crushing rolfs apples

Not sure about Stewie but everyone else has been confirmed to have masturbated at least once.

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it wasn't on purpose tho

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started at 18 because my mom told me that marturbating and sex would hurt a lot since I'm circumcised. The only reason I try it was because my then-girlfriend told me that it was bullshit

Fill me in, I haven't seen that show in years.

15 for me.

How old are you?

tfw noone else started wanking and grooming your best friends little sister before your age has 2 digits

i envy you. i've jerked off atleast 4 times a day for the past 10 years. So around 14000 to 15000 times by now.

jesus man
even with my religious conservative parents I held out until I was 16

was it bullshit?

I was molested at 4 and then I didn't stop. I'm 30 now and I still masterbate in the same way that I was molested. I was legit surprised when weird stuff came out of my dick at 9 after paddling my pud.

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what's the difference between normal masterbation and molested masterbation?

Turns out that normal masterbation isn't spinning your finger around the head of your cock until you nut but rather yanking your shaft until it is enlarged and nuts from continued spurting.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, IF YOU MASTERBATE YOU ARE A HOMO BECAUSE YOU'RE LETTING A DUDE TOUCH YOUR DICK, REMINDER YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMO IF YOU MASTERBATE AND ALL HOMOS SHOULD BE GASSED, SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS WAY BUT IF YOU DIDN'T REALISE THIS WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED JERKING OFF THEN YOU WERE ALWAYS A HOMO ANYWAY. IT'S OK TO BE GAY THOUGHT JUST DON'T EXPECT TO GET INTO HEAVEN, HOPEFULLY HELL'S NOT SO BAD YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL CUNTS.

What if you are a girl and you masterbait with a dildo?

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hmm...interesting

that's ok because having sex with girls is not homo

At least it's relatively healthy for your dick, I started humping things at about 9 and when it came time to actually perform about a decade later my dick had been grinding into flat services so long it could barely stay up. I forget the term for that kind of masturbation but yeah, bad idea.

fucking this. i wish someone actually taught me how to masterbate before i started so that i wouldn't completely destroy my penis and testicles. they're so goddamn saggy now, it's freaking embarrassing trying to have sex. have to use ice packs all the damn time.

>nearly destroyed my dick when I was younger still scared to pull my pud

My mom taught me how to masturbate, so when i was old enough to realize that well... my mom made me cum once, i stopped masturbating. Just couldn't do it anymore.

Not masturbating isn't the end of the world, you know. There's still sex.

>you can die for your country at 18
>but you can't fap until you're 21
we truly live in a society

why can you have sex but not masturbate? it's not like your mom masturbated you. she just jerked you off. kek

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My nigga

Ah I do miss the old memes

>these stories

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hm today i will crush my greasy cock and balls with a rock
oh god oh fuck

Technically I started as early as like 8, but at the time I just had a very intimate relationship with an electric back massager. It wasn't till I was like 14 that I actually started fapping by hand. Honestly, it was a downgrade, I just did it because it was quieter.

>Theres people in Yea Forums that can go to sleep without jacking off first
How?

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Same. I basically spank it right before bed every night. Knocks me RIGHT out.

>you realize now that black and red magazine likely says "Bimbo Babes"

Ah the latin channel. Softcore porno from 2am-3am and if you miss any of that it's bikini babes advertising phone sex till 5am.

>tfw almost 30 and kinda lost sex drive

I can still fap but I basically never get random boners, or sexual thoughts that bother the fuck out of me. Kinda nice actually. Though when I relax in bed to go to sleep it doesn't feel as comfy.

Are you a woman?

I don’t understand, I thought Mexico was heavily catholic, why is all this lewd stuff available without restriction their?

>Masturbates to oranges
Isn't that technically bestiality?

I tried masturbating when I was really young, but did't know what to do, so I grabbed a massive glob of lotion and just slapped it on my flaccid dick. It was really cold though, and the whole experience made me uncomfortable, so I didn't do it again for 20 years