Throws first object you see behind you at you

>The wall of a community college's hallway
Uhhhhh

>empty cardboard box
I'm saved lads

>I'm saved
It's Bullseye. He'll find a way to kill you with cardboard.

>bag of iced oatmeal cookies
I kind of figured those things were going to do me in sooner or later.

>this thread

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>a "caution pinching hand" sticker
I can't think of many ways that could kill me.

*a fucking egg*
Wtf bruh

What's worse, Hawkey with his weapon of choice or Bullsey with his?

Thank god this is all in front of me and not behind me. Im probably still dead though

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>big glass mug
eh it's kinda heavy, could do some damage I guess?