Throws first object you see behind you at you

How old is she?

>A whiteboard
O FUCK

Now we know the consequences of objectifying women

>My Grandads Rocking chair
You fuck that was an antique

he threw a house at you bro

>comfy blanket
Get fucked dexter

>Support pillar

Well that seems a bit excessive.

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>400 bucks Zelda statue
Ouch, though I guess there's some karma to it.

I'M MAD

Trash can

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A book about New York fashion
I think there are gayer ways to die

A gun

A pillow, but I'm still fucking dead, because it's fucking Bullseye.

...Isn't the whole point of his character is that it doesn't matter what the object is, if he throws it at you - you die?

>fish tank
Well, that would be painful, it’s a 40 gal tank of water.
What’s the heaviest thing bullseye can throw? I might have found a way to beat Lester.

pretty much

RIOT

that's the joke

Top lel.

>throws a Globe at me

WTF

>a desk
I'm a dead bitch and he's probably thrown his back out.

>Throws a piano
Yuuuuup.

>He some how throws himself
This doesn't seem physically possible

>queen size mattress
I'm more impressed than anything.

That is a hilarious mental image, just imagine him trying to find something or someone to help him, except everything is dead, smashed or broken from all the lethal throwing.

Wrench
Rubber end mallot
Clipboard
Yup, not good being a machinist now

7/8 wrench*

We should have a redesign where Bullseye is an actual cyclops with the bullseye for an eye, aye?

>my plushie collection
I'm good.

Why doesn't Bullseye just get rich playing craps in Vegas and then fuck off to some private island?

Fantomas-esque Bullseye where he travels the globe as a leisure class high roller while secretly being a murderous psychopath while having his own private island to engage in elaborate "The Most Dangerous Game" esque bloodsports, all while being stymied in his public persona by international attorney Matt Murdock and in his hidden identity by a mysterious man in a devil mask.

>A LAMP POST
HOW

Because he's a psycho who enjoys killing people and little else

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>He throws a support pillar at me
That was like one of worst things he could have done. Now I'm dead and my house is broken

>throws a rusty rake at me

Im fucked.

Because he likes killing. Hes been doing it since he was a kid.

its curtains for me

Hey, it's not like he's the one who bred the thing.

user why do you have a rusty rake behind you at your computer

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>The wall of a community college's hallway
Uhhhhh

>empty cardboard box
I'm saved lads

>I'm saved
It's Bullseye. He'll find a way to kill you with cardboard.

>bag of iced oatmeal cookies
I kind of figured those things were going to do me in sooner or later.

>this thread

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>a "caution pinching hand" sticker
I can't think of many ways that could kill me.

*a fucking egg*
Wtf bruh

What's worse, Hawkey with his weapon of choice or Bullsey with his?

Thank god this is all in front of me and not behind me. Im probably still dead though

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>big glass mug
eh it's kinda heavy, could do some damage I guess?

>My balled up bed sheet

I either survive or die some weird almost comical death.

>Umbrella

Well, at least I don't have to kill myself

So either way, I win.