I'm literally writing out a "skip list" as I rewatch the series to remove all of the horrible lapidot zukeshit
so no, it wouldn't work. it would be worse than equine-themed nuclear waste
Would a spin off featuring these 2 work? How would you write it and what would be the premise?
Benjamin Russell
Nathaniel Ward
>would a spin off of the show's two worst and most useless characters work?
No. Go write fanfics of your dead meme ship somewhere else Zuke.
Nathan Carter
Peributt is great, is the Perido/Water Bitch combo that is disgusting
Henry Kelly
Thomas Taylor
There was a point in time on Yea Forums where Zuke was considered one of the better writers on the show
Lincoln Bennett
Peridot is an obnoxious retard
Anthony Nguyen
Premise is a retcon of Steven Universe starting around the time Peridot gets poofed.
>A lot of townshit is cut.
>Almost all barnshit is cut.
>Cluster and Malachite resolutions are reworked, the melons are never mentioned again but Steven does develop his plant manipulation powers.
>Peridot does not become a complete meme retard who doesn't know what music is, or get metal bending powers seemingly for the sole reason of impaling Jasper.
She familiarizes herself with Earth tech and eventually builds her own limb enhancers. Maybe have some arc where she has no ingenuity as an engineer, just pre-programed blueprints all Peridots adhere to. Let Steven teach her how to get creative and improvise or some shit.
>Lapis is called out for being a huge cowardly cunt who is toxic to everyone she touches even as they fight to save her life.
I'm not sure if it's all self-loathing or some strange form of masochism, but she got off easy with that mirror. Maybe give her back her sense of humor or make her less of an edgy fucking turd over a fusion that was 100% her fault.
Christian Brooks
Sugar hates Lapidot
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"Give them time you guys!"
Yeah because everything else in SU is given time and not rushed at all.