You have just 5 minutes to explain to Stardust the Super Wizard why your degeneracy on Yea Forums does not warrant one of his cruel and unusual punishments. How fucked are you?
You have just 5 minutes to explain to Stardust the Super Wizard why your degeneracy on Yea Forums does not warrant one...
Hunter Gonzalez
Chase Ward
Because I doubt most of us have done anything like mass murder
Lucas Cooper
I'm not a racketeer.
Jaxson Smith
5 minutes is more mercy than stardust would ever offer, this must be an impostor
Julian Nelson
Nobody's life is the slightest bit worse because of my contributions here. So unless you punish people for no good reason...
Eli Adams
I hand him a bottle of whiskey and watch as he drinks himself into a coma
James Lopez
He'd know beforehand your explanation, therefore he'd know it was insufficient. His presence means you already failed.
Jason King
This
Or a gangster or an alien
Carson Russell
That's what a racketeer or a mobster would say!
Levi Cruz
Did he ever killed people, apart from destructo? And that's assuming destructo died
Sebastian Fisher
This. The moment he comes swooping in to confront you, you're absolutely FUCKED
Bentley Evans
Is Destructo "the head slowly drifts to the bottom"?
Brandon Brooks
Yes, and yes he killed the guy that he transformed into a worm to be eaten by his space birds.
Grayson Anderson
Define mass murder
Brayden Smith
He doesn't even do anything.
He shows up and says you are under his power and you best believe, you already lost.
Jack Thompson
You'll never catch me, Stardust! I'm behind 7 proxies!
Caleb Moore
>Using his newly-invented network signal discombobulation ray, Stardust reverses the signals of each proxy, attuning them to the great intranet waves that make up the internet, redirecting the protocols and hacking the mainframe wirelessly. In a mere instant, user's proxies are rendered completely useless.
Landon Gutierrez
>for attempting to hide his degenerancy under the guise of multiple fake identities, Stardust makes user grow a head for each fake account he has ever made in his lifetime! Said heads are sentient and think of nothing but rage, bad memes and cringy comments user made in the past but he forgot, and thus user shall wander for eternity, forever tormented by twisted unfunny reflections of his own immature self!
Alexander Nelson
Good lord!
Liam Hughes
>Said heads are sentient and think of nothing but rage, bad memes and cringy comments
>thus user shall wander for eternity, forever tormented by twisted unfunny reflections of his own immature self!
So basically nothing changes.
Carter Powell
No explanation is going to wash with Stardust and his retarding rays. A better question is what fitting punishment would he give to you?
>user, FOR YOUR UNREPENTANT WAIFUFAGGOTRY YOU WILL BE IMPRISONED FOREVER IN A 3x3 CUBE AND ADORED BY THE HIDEOUS BONER KILLING TROLL WOMEN OF IO
What would he do to trolls, the easily baited or company war faggots?
Luke Ortiz
>For his contrarian opinions, user shall be placed in an alternate dimension where even the laws of physics are in constant change, a state of random odds and ruling chaos. Here he will be unable to correctly go against what's trendy or mainstream as it will change in a matter of seconds before he is even able to form an opinion! You think Over the Garden Wall is good? Well now it's not! You think it's not good? Now it is! And as he becomes aware of these changes, faster will these changes happen!