You have just 5 minutes to explain to Stardust the Super Wizard why your degeneracy on Yea Forums does not warrant one...

You have just 5 minutes to explain to Stardust the Super Wizard why your degeneracy on Yea Forums does not warrant one of his cruel and unusual punishments. How fucked are you?

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Because I doubt most of us have done anything like mass murder

I'm not a racketeer.

5 minutes is more mercy than stardust would ever offer, this must be an impostor

Nobody's life is the slightest bit worse because of my contributions here. So unless you punish people for no good reason...

I hand him a bottle of whiskey and watch as he drinks himself into a coma

He'd know beforehand your explanation, therefore he'd know it was insufficient. His presence means you already failed.

This

Or a gangster or an alien

That's what a racketeer or a mobster would say!

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Did he ever killed people, apart from destructo? And that's assuming destructo died