>literal retarded people in this thread thought somebody would actually die in Super fuck am I sharing a thread with literal 11 year olds? What the fuck?
Bentley Gomez
>Implying Toriyama would kill anyone that isn't Tien who might as well be dead.
Jason Gonzalez
For all of Dragonball Super's faults, it gave us this moment. And that's something.
Landon Morgan
Roshi can escort himself out of the ring now. He's done enough.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmrmmmmmmmmmmm...... Work hard, study well, eat AND sleep healthy? Y'know, I'm startin' to think this old coot is the finest character in the show! Figures he's the oldest one, too! This is why ya never doubt yer fellow senior citizens, whippersnappers! Even after a three opponent streak, he's still up and kicking! Even death itself can't stop his gravy train!
Does it matter? Even if he died they could just wish him back. Death carries NO FUCKING PENALTY IN DB OR DID YOU FORGET FRIEZA IS HERE AFTER DYING TWICE?
Brody Anderson
>Japanese version >You can hear Goku revert to a child voice
Well, no shit. Nozawa played him as a child. Her voice for him hasn't changed that much. She can also switch seamlessly to distinct voices for Gohan and Goten.
This was a pretty cool episode. I wish the side characters could've got this kind of moments in DBZ
Evan Taylor
It gets better.
Jeremiah Parker
That's what happens when the child voice is the same as the adult voice. Sean did a good job at sounding more vulnerable and desperate. He can't do everything the same exact way the Japanese does.
Eli Jones
Him and Grandpa Gohan
Isaiah Lopez
>It was just a fucking Disney death
Dominic Murphy
Words cannot express how eager I am for Super to end and never reair on Toonami. Fuck this show and everyone that likes it. Such trash.
Now we know what beats Mega Satan besides our Lord and Savior. Feels.
Connor Sanchez
>revert to a child voice Um, Jap Goku always sounds like a child. What about Gohan? Gohan, not Gohan.
Mason Lee
>thought it was cool watching someone using tricks and guile to win fights >ended up using brute force i mean yay something for everyone but damn i hope thats not the end of roshi's fighting
Colton Ross
Why are white boys always this edgy?
Luke Hill
Will Ferrell hasn't been funny since 300
Parker Diaz
I'm super into Boruto, too it's a really fun show
Levi Parker
Maybe if you have an extra chromosome. How can somebody be this stupid?
Hudson Brown
Probably nothing but maybe extra waku-waku points if you do it in a cool way
Would the scene have been better if instead of going over the Kame Style, he simply powered through the pain and said the full, slow, Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha before blasting that birdfuck out and falling?
Carson Brooks
What are you guys going to play when SAO comes on?
Austin Lopez
Nozawa made Goku sound desperate and scared for the first time.
Adam Long
K
William Stewart
this comes up later but thats on you not on your enemy
Jonathan Ramirez
goddamnit
Zachary Young
>shitty >tomboy Well now thats just to far user, tomboys are of superior taste.
He cried when he met his revived grandpa, when he found Krillin dead and after defeating King Piccolo. He doesn't cry again until this episode except for in some comedy scenes.
Brody Bell
It’s not fucking fair Boruto is being demoted so far
Why did Roshi almost die? Was it because he dumped all his energy into the kamehameha? Why is his the only one that actually functions as a super powerful energy dump beam while everyone else can spam that shit all over the place?
Robert Gutierrez
>watch Naruto >hate the fact that it turns into Uchiha shit
>watch Boruto >hate the fact that it doesn't turn into Uchiha shit
Why does this series continue to fuck with me?
Blake Torres
The show is made for fucking children you stupid piece of shit.
Wow I'm so glad Super constantly cribs all its ideas from a much better manga, it sure makes me appreciate it and not wonder why the fuck I'm watching such a terrible show instead of just rereading an infinitely superior manga.
Brandon Roberts
>liking it that much
She's awful and her voice is pain. I hate how they gave her so damn much screen time.
Christopher Carter
Gonna be really hard to do that since she lacks a head currently
Oliver Davis
>and everyone that likes it that's the edgy part, user
Landon Sanders
>It's all thanks to everyone's hard work, and that you're a living god.
How is that edgy you gigantic pussy? Did it hurt your feefees? If you like Super you should be ashamed, if that makes you cry then too bad, you fucking manchild faggot.
Austin Hernandez
Was her shitty retard parent arc not enough for you?
Austin Lee
Mix of using all his power, older, and getting fucking electrocuted
Cameron Mitchell
This is Incest at it’s worst
Isaiah Walker
>Anko MOMMY
Chase Lee
Why is earth's so fucked to begin with?
Leo Foster
Fuck no, he didn't even know what the hokage did until he was selected to become it.
Jayden Perez
He also used the Evil Containment Wave twice, which really drains the user, and it really doesn't help if they're stronger than the user.
Jace Brooks
Remembering Dragonball is more than Toriyama fucking does.
Do they have to fuck up every female character in this?
Lucas Carter
Sasuke was a shit so anything else was preferable.
While Boruto is a shit so anything else is preferable
Alexander Diaz
I'm pretty sure Roshi straining himself to the point of death like this would've counted as dying of natural causes. Pretty sure Shenron doesn't have the power to revive someone who died of natural causes. Roshi would've been perma dead.
>Implying it wouldn't just get exterminates from being overrun by choas spawn
Asher Hernandez
Oh god fucking damnit. Anko was my favorite character and she’s so goddamn fucking disgusting now. I raged so hard when I saw what they did to her in Boruto. She used to be so sexy.
It was funny for the wrong reasons. I just can't stand Bort.
Sebastian Edwards
Black Star did it better.
Austin Rodriguez
Which makes me think what other worlds' afterlifes are like. Unless it is the Land of the Kais.
Owen Barnes
oh look that little terrorist girl is allowed back in class
Evan Stewart
That's a fucking blessing. Get some new fucking ideas and stop shitting on actually good ones with garbage sequels. If you actually liked DB instead of just being a huge nostalgiafaggot you'd realize how awful it is that Super has squandered DB's legacy by creating an OFFICIAL sequel that is literally fan-fiction tier garbage.
DB is ruined now, forever, and actual fans of it now have to live in a fantasy world where Super doesn't exist in order to enjoy the series or else constantly hedge every positive statement about DB with "except for Super".
Adrian Hughes
>fat anko WHY
William Rogers
It's no worse than any of the millions of people descended to Genghis Khan hooking up
Brandon Rodriguez
Man, my dad would have jast takeng me into anotheter room and beast tje shit out of me. I could never gorte awgtay with hafl of what Boruto does, I wouldnt' be able to sit right ofr ages because my dad would have flaggelatged my ass with a berlt.
probably only in the long haul, because the pacing for this series makes the original Naruto look like Sonic the Hedgehog in pace also while salad goes for being inspired by naruto, boruto gets inspired to follow sasuke's non-homicidal footsteps
Logan Reed
>Pretty sure Shenron doesn't have the power to revive someone who died of natural causes. I love dragon ball but you should stop expecting consistency from it
Jonathan Ross
Fuck this tomboyish ninja in the green outfit and short brown hair is making my genitals move on their own. but then again she might be a furry
>dango on a stick I tried that for the first time last week, with a sweet onions sauce. It was fucking delicious and I can see how Anko got fat.
David Scott
Calm down man. Super is shut but it doesnt change the fact that original DB and Z are great. Nothing Super does can change that. The faster you realize that the more at peace you'll be.
Would make babies with both younger and fat version. especially fat version
Joseph Cox
So does he sleep with a night light or something? Or does he just go in an autism fight every night in bed
Lincoln Barnes
So, again, I have to ask, has nobody told Bort that his dad pulled pranks all the time? not fat. There are several reasons for that to be impossible. But they do meet the daughter of another Mist swordsman. Her mom is a total bitch who I don't think we see though.
>wordfilter YOU PLAYED YOURSELF, HIRO ITS YOUR PEOPLE'S FOOD Fine, "shoyu" sauce. Or more of a glaze, really.
Joshua Nguyen
>and a gun. I'm all set for school now
Parker Gutierrez
Cant believe the show peaked this early
Zachary Cook
>Boruto bringing his Yugi-Oh cards on the field trip Get ready to lose your good cards on the bus.
Anthony Adams
>Super is shut but it doesnt change the fact that original DB and Z are great Yes, it does change it. Because this isn't some stupid fan fiction shit that doesn't matter, it isn't even the anime-only bullshit made by Toei, this is something ENDORSED by Toriyama and something he colluded with them to make. There is no erasing Super. It's now part of DB's canon, forever, and is necessarily a part of DB's storyline, forever. It's a giant steaming shit on everything DB and now I'm forced to tell people "oh yeah DB is great... except for Super. Don't read or watch it."
Hudson Taylor
There’s no reason to take a random factoid to the extremes of making a formally attractive character a disgusting slob. She barely looks the same. Even her hair is completely off. She looks like an amorphous blob. It’s the anime equivalent of being JUST
Brayden Evans
i hate borts sister
Anthony Cooper
I mean shit hasn't it been long enough they're barely related?
wait, did that girl have a monkey's tail that just jumped in the pool?
Matthew Hernandez
I'm already mad. I'll stop being mad once this flaming turd is off the block for good. Fuck this show, and fuck you for defending it, fuck every slack-jawed imbecile that likes it. I'm gonna go take a walk, I'll see you dipshit faggots once something watchable is on.
Michael Smith
And according to the staff, they have no plans for her.
Ayden Scott
literally part of the big bad's war plan at the time was "let's resurrect as many old foes as zombies to buy us time while we try to grab the last two tailed beast holders"
Josiah Butler
I think it was that he was fighting with Dark Shadow at night. Normally, his aggression can be controlled because on a regular night, he's not doing anything that would require him to use Dark Shadow
Aiden Collins
Congraculation user, you just figured out peoples look and body change the older they get. Now stop exaggerating and grow up
Ryan Barnes
She got better
Eli Reyes
Fat Anko is worth twon good ninjas.
Xavier Nguyen
Wait, wasn't the purple one evil a while ago? Sorry, I don't follow this show enough.
It's alright, user. Those days are long behind you. You're okay, user. You're okay.
Tyler Edwards
Why do you white boys always take life so fucking seriously?
Sebastian Diaz
And I will be the one to fuck them, starting with Sarada.
Brody Ross
oh fuck me boruto is on a boat and naruto is on a boat
Daniel Johnson
Why the fuck does Bort hold Sauce in higher regard than Nurutu on the metric of how strong Sauce is? DIdn't Sauce fucking lose an arm to Nurutu in the end?
Evan Mitchell
Kids am i right? NOW LETS GO ON A FIELD TRIP
Asher Johnson
i want to be Sarada's older brother!
I want her to call me Aniki!
Jayden Sanders
So people don't say how fucking strong Naruto is? I mean he is like the strongest motherfucker there is but no one cares just to suck Sauce's cock?
Benjamin Thomas
>if only my dad was as strong as Sasuke Is Boruto the wrongest character in the series?
Hunter Sullivan
I hate this fucking show
Thomas Perez
Nobody did.
Adrian Robinson
Roughly 16 million people can claim descent from Genghis.
Kevin Harris
Why are there so many school shooters and terrorists in Naruto’s new shinobi world? Is it because there’s a rise of ninja incels like Bort?
>I want to be a ninja like lord seventh Isn't like most of cool stuff things he either got through no particular effort of his own, or stuff he learned by repeatedly bashing his head against a wall until it broke, which he was able to do due to factors he had no control over?
Aiden Bailey
every parent that isn't a hero is a villain and keeps making their children into murderfucks
Ryan Watson
>Kids these days tick me off!
Ayden Thomas
This is why we don't let him play anymore.
Camden Ward
It's ok, she said she was sorry. Also she's best girl and is going to marry Boruto.
Levi Rivera
SWOOCE
Jason Davis
She was like brainwashed or some shit. They just forgave her and put her in jail for a few weeks because she really didn't do anything that bad and could easily be reformed. They would've done the same thing to Sauceman if Naruto won their first fight and brought him back.
Noah Wood
The designs in this are even fucking worse than Naruto
>Naruto goes to Hidden Mist >nearly gets killed shortly into the mission
>Boruto goes to Hidden Mist >plays fucking Uno
when does something happen in this show
Asher Green
Uchiha women periods must be horrifying
James Robinson
I think they're, like, 10 or something.
Brandon Perez
Well you should know that Naruto and Boruto are getting pushed back to the 2AM hour slot starting next week. That way you won't even see it unless you care about HxH, then sucks to be you I guess.
Hunter Cook
How is it not public knowledge that Naruto is nuclear ninja Jesus who has a chakra demon inside of him and is literally a one-man army?
Actually Naruto got OFF the boat last week. That's why Boruto got on it.
Christian Ward
Wasn't Naruto and Sasuke's final battle a draw?
Jeremiah Lopez
I mean it should be, he fought in the last war.
Isaac Martinez
>kids these days Back in Anko's days you'd be fighting for your life in a forest and getting attacked by evil snake men.
Brandon Wilson
Yeah that's why happens when you don't double check post before posting
Julian Morales
>attributing real world characteristics to an anime where most fucking characters look the exact same decades later Who dropped you on your head?
Eli Long
I'm surprised that Hidden Mist looks like it became a proper city as well, I guess I figured the rest of the ninja world just had marginal improvements due to not having obscenely strong ninja.
Juan Perry
I thought it was though. yep.
Jayden Russell
Oh no THEY'RE HOOOT
Easton Edwards
I've got an Itachi card that came with a magazine
Luke Bell
Even so it'd mean he's at least AS strong as Sasuke.
Camden Brown
kunoichi these days just aren't used to taking dick
Jose Gonzalez
I think I dropped this show right around the next 1-2 episodes, shits so boring and fucking this 5 whole minutes of them talking and playing ninja uno.
They knocked eachother out and blew an arm off the other. Naruto woke up first a good while before Sasuke did, even though neither of them could move due to their injuries, so Naruto "won".
>"I feel the sudden and uncontrolable urge to kill my entire family and set the world ablaze." >"It's just that time of the month, eat a pretzel and listen to some smooth jazz and it'll pass."
Ryan Butler
Back in my day we pitted the kids against each other and have them nearly kill each other just to move up in rank. Everyone is so soft these days.
Jayden Edwards
>firefox It never actually uses fire in canon.
Hudson Mitchell
When they actually become ninjas. Boruto is basically still in kindergarten right now.
Gavin Cooper
He went to Wave Country and fought ex Hidden-Mist ninja. He never went to Hidden Mist itself.
Aiden Stewart
I swear adult swim shows the worst ads.
Logan Martinez
if boruto was focused more heavily on boruto and sarada instead of feeling the need to have 50 billion shitty ninja kids who are just "that character from the origina series but slightly different" and also every single character from the original series as a boomer showing up this series could actually be quite good
they make a really fun contrasting set of characters and having a shonen story like this where one of the obligitory rivals is a girl is a strong and uncommon hook (only other example that comes to mind is the ruby and sapphire arc in pokemon aventures) but the brief bits of interest are drowned out by a laudry checklist of "well we HAVE to include this because its a sequel to naruto"
Jason Murphy
ever since zabuza arc i was really interested in the mist village as a concept and ended up disappointed that all the bloody mist stuff was never touched upon after the timeskip. hopefully bort can give us more world building
Robert Gomez
well that mist cleared up fast amazing this village is hidden at all
Camden Harris
GET EXCITED FOR NEW PRODUCT
Jonathan Collins
Ninja Somalia really cleaned up it's act.
Camden Parker
The best one was A Quiet Place. It was a total fakeout.
Elijah Ortiz
Kishimoto didn't have the balls to have Sasuke completely lose to Naruto.
Anthony Clark
This looks like a town from Pokemon.
Thomas Brooks
oh no they arrived at a Pokemon resort
Parker Ward
That looks like generic Pokemon city #5
Aaron Lewis
Im getting some serious pokemon vibes from this town.
everybody in that movie looks like a fucking retard either they're overacting or not acting at all, either way i wanna sock the female lead in the jaw so badly
What's with the girl in Bort's class who's wearing oven mitts?
Ayden Bailey
IT'S A BOAT EPISODE
Camden Thompson
ONLY because Naruto held back A LOT and let Sasuke get away with a lot of bullshit so he would tire himself out and except defeat without being killed.
Asher Cox
No. It was advertised as a horror movie, and then it turned out to be sci-fi. Totally pulled a fast one on everyone.
Jayden Bennett
the haberkorn nightmare continues
Asher Wilson
>Character every girl wants to hop on >Voiced by Bryce Papenbrook rly
Lincoln Roberts
are sarada's pupils obnoxiously big because she has glasses on or is it just another thing thats wrong with her
She is cute, though I don't know what the deal is with the ponty teeth, since Kiba never got laid.
Grayson Ross
Yo +1 for posting Shigure bro.
Brody Russell
>This is a half hour of your life that you'll never get back.
Brody James
He's never home.
Noah Hill
whites.
Evan Anderson
Not much of a loss desu
John Brooks
Oh fuck, which Nighthawk game is this from?
Landon Jones
This looks like a Pokemon city.
Anthony Walker
That is true. Still, based on the backlash, "Creepy Goast Lady 7647956408" makes money.
Wyatt Sanchez
Wait, does Iwabe have a connection to Hidden Mist just because he likes to use a sword?
Jack Parker
Holy shit. There's a way to make an Uchiha woman bleed from every orifice.
Long since have I wondered of the logistics of naturally making someone bleed from every orifice that can secrete something, but alas! It's near impossible to make someone bleed from the eyes. Luckily, the mangekyo sharingan causes eyes to bleed, so if we awaken sarada's by killing her father, mother, or perhaps Boruto, we can trigger this aformentioned blood loss. Now, we'd have to do this while she was experiencing her menstrual cycle, so that her vagina would be bleeding. Next, we'd have to catch her while her anus was bleeding. We can force this in a number of ways, but I'd say the best is sodomy with a very sharp object. Next, we need her to cough up blood; we can do this by piercing a lung, so we'd need a knife. A simple punch to the nose will take care of both nostrils.
And there you have it. You could totally make Sarada bleed from every orifice she has if you stabbed her in the lung, killed one of her loved ones, sodomized her with something sharp, and punched her in the nose while she's on her period.
The more you know. I've been waiting for something like this since i figured out what a menstrual cycle was
Before saruda's shitarc we were doing this uneventful boring shit too, its just the waifufags kept saying saruda was saving the series since doing something and having a waifu > doing nothing and having bort
>your ugly faces Well you're one to talk. Not him, but his dad. Or something like that. But I'm not sure if he's shown up at all in the dub yet, at least in the current run
>where most fucking characters look the exact same decades later Same person that dropped you apparently, because they all look exactly the fucking same. No one in anyway looks different or older. Must be why naruto still has that child voice in Boruto?