Toonami General #3

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BASED ROSHI

DO IT ROSHI

BASED ROSHI

>THIS IS MY FINAL KAMEHAMEHA!

BASED ROSHI IS BASED

Best girl

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Press K to honor the Kame Style

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Greatest most powerful best girl.

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R.I.P. in peace Mighty Eagle.

What's the schedule now?

MOUSEFAGS GETTING ABSOLUTLY BTFO'D

MASTER ROSHI NOOOOOOOOO

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ROSHI FUCKING DIES

R.I.P Roshi

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F
You deserve all those boobs, old coot

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F

KA

ROSHI NO

Best girl

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F

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ROSHI NO!

And now the boomer zoomer war is over. You better start liking Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

>Goku confirms he was enjoying the tentacle rape

ugly lesbian

breasts > ass

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Roshi is fucking dead

This gives me the good feels, the old Dragon Ball feels

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Reminder that God Ki has healing powers

K

bros... add roshi to the wa-

Oh shit is he actually fucking dead?

YAY, GRANDPA'S ALIVE.

This had more emotion in Japanese version. You can hear Goku revert to a child voice almost. Sean can't emotion for shit

Best robo girl

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OF COURSE HE IS FUCKING ALIVE


THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS

Goku immediately breaking out of the hold was a nice touch

PRANKED

Oh it's this scene.

>he's fine

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Wtf I LOVE ROSHI NOW

>Roshi was All Might all along

HE'S ALIVE

Man, just think about it, Roshi is probably the only person who makes Goku emotional now.

And is this the first time Goku cried?

K

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So Roshi has god ki now right?

Not sure if I have this one but I'm saving it anyway.

yeah bro, he's fucking dead

Jesus fuck he scared me. I thought he would have to be added on the wall.

>is this the first time Goku cried?
nah.

pfft this is a baby anime

I wasn't ready for these feels guys

>roshi saying he seen angels and shit
isnt otherworld just like the DMV? yeah we been there before.

shit taste as usual

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>liking granny goku

No. Super just lacks drama

>literal retarded people in this thread thought somebody would actually die in Super
fuck am I sharing a thread with literal 11 year olds? What the fuck?

>Implying Toriyama would kill anyone that isn't Tien who might as well be dead.

For all of Dragonball Super's faults, it gave us this moment. And that's something.

Roshi can escort himself out of the ring now. He's done enough.

He was the closest to a father he had as a child.

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It feels so good seeing Roshi in action again.

That was a sweet ending

>Tenticle Rape man has a campy gay voice

What did he mean by spunky angels?

>super into boruto into MHA into sour hour sao

I'd say the first time krillan died to freeza

What do the rules say about killing yourself?

Could you imagine if he actually died just to kill some fucking background enemy

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmrmmmmmmmmmmm...... Work hard, study well, eat AND sleep healthy? Y'know, I'm startin' to think this old coot is the finest character in the show! Figures he's the oldest one, too! This is why ya never doubt yer fellow senior citizens, whippersnappers! Even after a three opponent streak, he's still up and kicking! Even death itself can't stop his gravy train!

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Does it matter? Even if he died they could just wish him back. Death carries NO FUCKING PENALTY IN DB OR DID YOU FORGET FRIEZA IS HERE AFTER DYING TWICE?

>Japanese version
>You can hear Goku revert to a child voice

Well, no shit. Nozawa played him as a child. Her voice for him hasn't changed that much. She can also switch seamlessly to distinct voices for Gohan and Goten.

>Anyone dying
>In DB

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This was a pretty cool episode. I wish the side characters could've got this kind of moments in DBZ

It gets better.

That's what happens when the child voice is the same as the adult voice. Sean did a good job at sounding more vulnerable and desperate. He can't do everything the same exact way the Japanese does.

Him and Grandpa Gohan

>It was just a fucking Disney death

Words cannot express how eager I am for Super to end and never reair on Toonami. Fuck this show and everyone that likes it. Such trash.

Time to watch anything else.

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K

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maybe if she had better taste in women or wasnt a shitty tomboy shed be better

Not to mention if he had died, the Zenos probably would have vaporized Chicken Hawk

Makes sense to me, Roshi is the closest Goku has to a dad in his life.

It's more believable in Japanese because Nozawa use her child Goku voice when doing that same scene

Unironically, Roshi gets Ultra Instinct in the manga before Goku does.

He cried when his grandpa gohan showed up and both times Krillin died.

What are the shittest ways they will fuck up this episode and the lewd stuff?

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Would be fitting as Roshi has done fuck all past DB and only recently done shit in super

>Boruto

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I'M SO GLAD HE'S NOT DEAD

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Now we know what beats Mega Satan besides our Lord and Savior. Feels.

>revert to a child voice
Um, Jap Goku always sounds like a child.
What about Gohan?
Gohan, not Gohan.

>thought it was cool watching someone using tricks and guile to win fights
>ended up using brute force
i mean yay something for everyone but damn i hope thats not the end of roshi's fighting

Why are white boys always this edgy?

Will Ferrell hasn't been funny since 300

I'm super into Boruto, too
it's a really fun show

Maybe if you have an extra chromosome. How can somebody be this stupid?

Probably nothing but maybe extra waku-waku points if you do it in a cool way

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Would the scene have been better if instead of going over the Kame Style, he simply powered through the pain and said the full, slow, Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha before blasting that birdfuck out and falling?

What are you guys going to play when SAO comes on?

Nozawa made Goku sound desperate and scared for the first time.

K

this comes up later but thats on you not on your enemy

goddamnit

>shitty
>tomboy
Well now thats just to far user, tomboys are of superior taste.

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Sean got pretty close towards the end there.

He cried when he met his revived grandpa, when he found Krillin dead and after defeating King Piccolo. He doesn't cry again until this episode except for in some comedy scenes.

It’s not fucking fair Boruto is being demoted so far

Thoughts on Sarada?

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You make it sound like that wasn't expected

Anyone want some popcorn?

It was fine as it was.

Don't be such an edgelord user

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I love my grandpa. Badass dude and an inspiration in this time of politically correct fags and wusses

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I really need to play through Gens 1-7 of Pokemon to prep for Gen 8

You're goddamn right it was, but could it have been BETTER?

>wont reair on toonami
you are going to get it daily at 8pm weekdays and like it afterwards

You can shit on super but they remember Dragon Ball more than anyone honestly

Oh hey, quints. Neat.

Could be worse.
Her voice isn't terrible.

>saying you hate a show is edgy now
Please fuck off back to whatever site you're from, you mongoloid faggots.

Goku is always laid-back and never rattled. Seeing him almost cry is what sold the Japanese version

most tomboys but not ugly dykes who like fat coconut headed retards

I want to have my first kiss with Pitou!

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i dare you to drink bubly, it tastes like metal

Alright guys, time for your shinobi test. Spot all of the ninjas in the attached image.

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Should've been a NaruHina baby

Time for...Bort....

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Guys, I got the sextape of Naruto and Sasuke

Want to watch it

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Why did Roshi almost die? Was it because he dumped all his energy into the kamehameha? Why is his the only one that actually functions as a super powerful energy dump beam while everyone else can spam that shit all over the place?

>watch Naruto
>hate the fact that it turns into Uchiha shit

>watch Boruto
>hate the fact that it doesn't turn into Uchiha shit

Why does this series continue to fuck with me?

The show is made for fucking children you stupid piece of shit.

FATKO

Time for Bort

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>Leaf News

Just waiting to act on her repressed daddy issues and jump on that Hokage dick

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Post face, peckerwood.

That is Earth's.
Remember how Frieza wants to die ANYWHERE but Earth now?

Time for Uzumaki Boruto, /tg/!

I want to fuck fat Anko and breed with her

plot

That's because jap Goku still has his fucking kid voice

I constantly forget about this new Hellboy flick

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Drained form the Mafuba probably

>fat!Anko is rated PG

Wow I'm so glad Super constantly cribs all its ideas from a much better manga, it sure makes me appreciate it and not wonder why the fuck I'm watching such a terrible show instead of just rereading an infinitely superior manga.

>liking it that much

She's awful and her voice is pain. I hate how they gave her so damn much screen time.

Gonna be really hard to do that since she lacks a head currently

>and everyone that likes it
that's the edgy part, user

>It's all thanks to everyone's hard work, and that you're a living god.

>Anzu
TOO THICC

Goddamit Anko why?

What a fatty fat fat

Just look at those milf milkers

I see one

106866718
(You)

Mother of the next sage

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>field trip
Better not forget your permission slip

>Anko is Plumperpass tier now

I don't know how to feel

So... do you think Naruto is actually happy being Hokage? Dealing with all this paper work and political shit?

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Who did this
Who is responsible for fat Anko

>Fat Anko
She needs to be bigger! She needs to be Fatter!!

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>Fat Anko

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While being shocked

How is that edgy you gigantic pussy? Did it hurt your feefees? If you like Super you should be ashamed, if that makes you cry then too bad, you fucking manchild faggot.

Was her shitty retard parent arc not enough for you?

Mix of using all his power, older, and getting fucking electrocuted

This is Incest at it’s worst

>Anko
MOMMY

Why is earth's so fucked to begin with?

Fuck no, he didn't even know what the hokage did until he was selected to become it.

He also used the Evil Containment Wave twice, which really drains the user, and it really doesn't help if they're stronger than the user.

Remembering Dragonball is more than Toriyama fucking does.

>fat Anko

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Son such a failure he can't even be a public nuisance properly

What would happen if you dropped a Space Marine chapter into The Promised Neverland?

>UGH FUCK YOU DAD
does the show/manga ever evolve past this

She's going to turn to camwhoring the second they invent webcams.

Her friendship with Chou-Chou is the best thing about her.

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Why does naruto sound like rainbow dash now?

Do they have to fuck up every female character in this?

Sasuke was a shit so anything else was preferable.

While Boruto is a shit so anything else is preferable

I'm pretty sure Roshi straining himself to the point of death like this would've counted as dying of natural causes. Pretty sure Shenron doesn't have the power to revive someone who died of natural causes. Roshi would've been perma dead.

based (theme song with japanese lyrics)

The pork bun vendor

Calm down kid, geez

Why does Naruto take this shit from Burrito?

Part of what makes life worth living

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She did it to herself. All those snacks finally caught up to her.

We're going to the Mist village tonight, bitches!

what did she look like before?

Fathers should love their sons

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At best it's bitter sweet

The fuck?

>Implying it wouldn't just get exterminates from being overrun by choas spawn

Oh god fucking damnit. Anko was my favorite character and she’s so goddamn fucking disgusting now. I raged so hard when I saw what they did to her in Boruto. She used to be so sexy.

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It was funny for the wrong reasons. I just can't stand Bort.

Black Star did it better.

Which makes me think what other worlds' afterlifes are like. Unless it is the Land of the Kais.

oh look that little terrorist girl is allowed back in class

That's a fucking blessing. Get some new fucking ideas and stop shitting on actually good ones with garbage sequels. If you actually liked DB instead of just being a huge nostalgiafaggot you'd realize how awful it is that Super has squandered DB's legacy by creating an OFFICIAL sequel that is literally fan-fiction tier garbage.

DB is ruined now, forever, and actual fans of it now have to live in a fantasy world where Super doesn't exist in order to enjoy the series or else constantly hedge every positive statement about DB with "except for Super".

>fat anko
WHY

It's no worse than any of the millions of people descended to Genghis Khan hooking up

Man, my dad would have jast takeng me into anotheter room and beast tje shit out of me. I could never gorte awgtay with hafl of what Boruto does, I wouldnt' be able to sit right ofr ages because my dad would have flaggelatged my ass with a berlt.

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>People are still made over Anko getting fat
Guys she ate like 6K Calories a day or more

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After the Chunin Exams.

The manga barley exists and to make up for it this show started with 100 filler eps.

Saw that too

I'd vote for her to be ninja president

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Is this lesbo or homo?

I want to marry thicc Anko.

I like fat anko tits.

Ass > Tits.

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probably only in the long haul, because the pacing for this series makes the original Naruto look like Sonic the Hedgehog in pace
also while salad goes for being inspired by naruto, boruto gets inspired to follow sasuke's non-homicidal footsteps

>Pretty sure Shenron doesn't have the power to revive someone who died of natural causes.
I love dragon ball but you should stop expecting consistency from it

Fuck this tomboyish ninja in the green outfit and short brown hair is making my genitals move on their own. but then again she might be a furry

He'd kill everything heretical

You'd still fuck her. stop lying.

Is this a beach episode?

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What the fuck.

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Oh hey Bort's a dumbass pinata

Even as Hokage, Naruto is a bit of a manchild.

>Blue Kakashi

Who was that short-haired girl who actually had pupils? She was cute.

Isn't it a good thing that he's not enjoying himself since it means he's taking it seriously despite being a halfwit?

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>what an idiot
says you sarada, who thought glasses frames were hereditary

>Hidden Mist village
Ooo, do you think they'll meet Haku and Zabuza's kid?

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What are you doing teacher, Boruto is clearly participating. He's shaking his whole body.

You're confusing arousal for anger

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Nico poster did your dad beat you while you posted?

>FUCK BORUTO
what did they all mean by this?

based and bootypilled

Like this,its weird that she's a fat cake and Snakeman is a parent.

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH DONT FUCKING PICK ME

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Or, you know, you could just not blow everything out of proportion and realize that Super is just ok.

My wife Pitou is so cute

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I want to protect that smile

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T WEEE BE FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T WEEEEEEEE BEEE FRIEEEEENDS

You Anons ready for some Revelry in the Dark tonight?

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Damn, would make ninja babies with her. Not the fat version tho.

post new fat anko
i missed it and have a thing for chubsters

Who is this Hinata looking girl?

BETRAYED

Sarada, no throwing kunai in the classroom. Go change your card to yellow.

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Boys cant make babies!

post her tits

Look at Denki blowing smoke up his ass

sarada is shit

>dango on a stick
I tried that for the first time last week, with a sweet onions sauce.
It was fucking delicious and I can see how Anko got fat.

Calm down man. Super is shut but it doesnt change the fact that original DB and Z are great. Nothing Super does can change that. The faster you realize that the more at peace you'll be.

True facts
thighs both though

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God damn Robinanon.

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a former terrorist

I didn't predict Boruto being that weak to flattery.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN THE SHOW SHITS ON BORT!

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So was Boruto just raped right now? They just forced their consent on him.

YOU KNOW I DON'T
SPEAK RIGHT

Bort has his own tard wrangler

Good taste

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Would make babies with both younger and fat version.
especially fat version

So does he sleep with a night light or something? Or does he just go in an autism fight every night in bed

So, again, I have to ask, has nobody told Bort that his dad pulled pranks all the time?
not fat.
There are several reasons for that to be impossible.
But they do meet the daughter of another Mist swordsman. Her mom is a total bitch who I don't think we see though.

Why is every line out of Sarada's mouth bitching?

Good taste.

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Leslie what are you doing here?

Depends on the jurisdiction.

How many anime bitches eat their weight in food and never gain a pound? Just because it makes sense doesn't mean I'll like it.

SCIENCE BABIES!

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Are they going to meet adult Inari?

That image is quite fetching. Might I save it and enlighten others to the wonders of the void?

BAD NEWS

Always

Soon.

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Drinking away the painful memories I see.

This post makes me feel old

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Wha WHAT!

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When she's not sauske's daughter she's sakura's

Yes

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>his dad beat him retarded
Im so sorry user

Thats actually one of the things the series has been consistent with. They had to make a roundabout wish to revive Elder Guru in the Frieza saga.

Thighs are pretty great

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>t. Bort

She's the daughter of two smart-asses.

I'm down with a little of both but fro me legs are where it's at.

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did hinata retain her VA

WHERE DID HINATA'S BOOBS GO

>wordfilter
YOU PLAYED YOURSELF, HIRO
ITS YOUR PEOPLE'S FOOD
Fine, "shoyu" sauce. Or more of a glaze, really.

>and a gun. I'm all set for school now

Cant believe the show peaked this early

>Boruto bringing his Yugi-Oh cards on the field trip
Get ready to lose your good cards on the bus.

>Super is shut but it doesnt change the fact that original DB and Z are great
Yes, it does change it. Because this isn't some stupid fan fiction shit that doesn't matter, it isn't even the anime-only bullshit made by Toei, this is something ENDORSED by Toriyama and something he colluded with them to make. There is no erasing Super. It's now part of DB's canon, forever, and is necessarily a part of DB's storyline, forever. It's a giant steaming shit on everything DB and now I'm forced to tell people "oh yeah DB is great... except for Super. Don't read or watch it."

There’s no reason to take a random factoid to the extremes of making a formally attractive character a disgusting slob. She barely looks the same. Even her hair is completely off. She looks like an amorphous blob. It’s the anime equivalent of being JUST

i hate borts sister

I mean shit hasn't it been long enough they're barely related?

Too true

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>tfw this show isn't about Boruto's sister

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boruto sucked em dry

im old too, i just didnt give a shit about naruto before

That's not the kind of -nari I wanted.
Yeah, I would think so.
to buy some cigarettes.

>How many anime bitches eat their weight in food and never gain a pound?
6

What if they brought three good ninja instead of just Shino and fat Anko?

What a very dangerous trek

trannies, user

>metal gets seasick like Guy

She did this magical thing called slightly changing the cadence of the voice to suit the older iteration of the character unlike fucking naruto

ninja rock

Get mad.

You know, sweet onion sauce really is good on a lot of food.

I heard Haku gets resurrected in Shitpudding and looks even more like a lady than before

Back in the old says, you jumped from trees to get to your destination, not ride on trains.

DONT BRING BACK THOSE MEMORIES

Sarada finally achieved her dream of being on a boat. This is so much cooler than walking on water.

are you ok user

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>to buy some cigarettes.
Is that why Naruto never comes home anymore?

But that's less fun than seeing them become ball splittingly enraged by there being human farms and skullfuckmurdering demons.

oh right i forgot that the class rep was a homicidal maniac a few episodes ago

this is great

STOP FOCUSING ON THEM

All of nadro takes place on one continent, right?

Purple shit is gonna die

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This is why once Naruto's generation dies, the new one will get FUCKED

Didn't everyone?
The boobs will forever be in your heart and you spankbank

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wait, did that girl have a monkey's tail that just jumped in the pool?

I'm already mad. I'll stop being mad once this flaming turd is off the block for good. Fuck this show, and fuck you for defending it, fuck every slack-jawed imbecile that likes it. I'm gonna go take a walk, I'll see you dipshit faggots once something watchable is on.

And according to the staff, they have no plans for her.

literally part of the big bad's war plan at the time was "let's resurrect as many old foes as zombies to buy us time while we try to grab the last two tailed beast holders"

I think it was that he was fighting with Dark Shadow at night. Normally, his aggression can be controlled because on a regular night, he's not doing anything that would require him to use Dark Shadow

Congraculation user, you just figured out peoples look and body change the older they get.
Now stop exaggerating and grow up

She got better

Fat Anko is worth twon good ninjas.

Wait, wasn't the purple one evil a while ago? Sorry, I don't follow this show enough.

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edanuh

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BOAT ARC!!!!

Mitsuki: Say good bye to Exodia!
>throws cards off boat

the trip is part of a shaky peace treaty, so Naruto sent his least important ninjas in case its an ambush

Fuck this show is painful
Salad is the biggest killjoy ever.

Is Sarada on her period? JESUS CHRIST.

Can you have one without the other?

Boat filler

Classic class prez

>Your dad is super strong
>Isn't that way cooler?
Someone clearly hasn't watched Naruto.

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It's alright, user. Those days are long behind you. You're okay, user. You're okay.

Why do you white boys always take life so fucking seriously?

And I will be the one to fuck them, starting with Sarada.

oh fuck me boruto is on a boat
and naruto is on a boat

Why the fuck does Bort hold Sauce in higher regard than Nurutu on the metric of how strong Sauce is? DIdn't Sauce fucking lose an arm to Nurutu in the end?

Kids am i right?
NOW LETS GO ON A FIELD TRIP

i want to be Sarada's older brother!

I want her to call me Aniki!

So people don't say how fucking strong Naruto is? I mean he is like the strongest motherfucker there is but no one cares just to suck Sauce's cock?

>if only my dad was as strong as Sasuke
Is Boruto the wrongest character in the series?

I hate this fucking show

Nobody did.

Roughly 16 million people can claim descent from Genghis.

Why are there so many school shooters and terrorists in Naruto’s new shinobi world? Is it because there’s a rise of ninja incels like Bort?

>ninja uno

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NINJA UNO

She got talk no justu'd by bort and pardoned by Naruto

Japanese Uno?

I know it sucks but you can't carry that anger forever man.

Boruto is Kawaii.

How old are these keeds?

>Boat filler on both shows
Was this intentional

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After they pulled that dumb so scary little sister thing she's been shit.

that lolita in the background is pretty cute

Bort talked her down and Nart pardoned her and the case was kept secret from the class and public

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SAUCE NIGGA

Sarada likes to call Naruto her daddy

>When your dad comes home dramgk and he screams at you while undroing his berlt

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I would cream pie

Of course user

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Anybody remember the Naruto card game? Like, actual cards, not an online thing.
Not quite.

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BORT'S ON A BOTE

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>I want to be a ninja like lord seventh
Isn't like most of cool stuff things he either got through no particular effort of his own, or stuff he learned by repeatedly bashing his head against a wall until it broke, which he was able to do due to factors he had no control over?

every parent that isn't a hero is a villain and keeps making their children into murderfucks

>Kids these days tick me off!

This is why we don't let him play anymore.

It's ok, she said she was sorry.
Also she's best girl and is going to marry Boruto.

SWOOCE

She was like brainwashed or some shit. They just forgave her and put her in jail for a few weeks because she really didn't do anything that bad and could easily be reformed. They would've done the same thing to Sauceman if Naruto won their first fight and brought him back.

The designs in this are even fucking worse than Naruto

>Congraculation

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>Naruto goes to Hidden Mist
>nearly gets killed shortly into the mission

>Boruto goes to Hidden Mist
>plays fucking Uno

when does something happen in this show

Uchiha women periods must be horrifying

I think they're, like, 10 or something.

Well you should know that Naruto and Boruto are getting pushed back to the 2AM hour slot starting next week. That way you won't even see it unless you care about HxH, then sucks to be you I guess.

How is it not public knowledge that Naruto is nuclear ninja Jesus who has a chakra demon inside of him and is literally a one-man army?

THE BOAT RIDE NEVER ENDS

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But muh son is there and I would rather the kids be safe just in case. Why not send Kiba or something? Why not one of the ANBU?

She is worth none.

for a village hidden in the mist, it was pretty easy to find

The lipstick made him look worse though

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If it's so hidden why can they see it?

>People trapped on a misty bote

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Didn't boat filler end two weeks ago?

Actually Naruto got OFF the boat last week.
That's why Boruto got on it.

Wasn't Naruto and Sasuke's final battle a draw?

I mean it should be, he fought in the last war.

>kids these days
Back in Anko's days you'd be fighting for your life in a forest and getting attacked by evil snake men.

Yeah that's why happens when you don't double check post before posting

>attributing real world characteristics to an anime where most fucking characters look the exact same decades later
Who dropped you on your head?

I'm surprised that Hidden Mist looks like it became a proper city as well, I guess I figured the rest of the ninja world just had marginal improvements due to not having obscenely strong ninja.

I thought it was though.
yep.

Oh no THEY'RE HOOOT

I've got an Itachi card that came with a magazine

Even so it'd mean he's at least AS strong as Sasuke.

kunoichi these days just aren't used to taking dick

I think I dropped this show right around the next 1-2 episodes, shits so boring and fucking this 5 whole minutes of them talking and playing ninja uno.

>abs > tits > shithole

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Everything good about Naruto either comes from the firefox or was passed down to him by Jiraiya

user, we're watching a show, I didn't come here to read your post about your abusive childhood while it was obviously written drunk.

20 episodes or so when the space ninjas come to eat people.

You say that now but a ninja eating contest could break out at anytime and when it happens, you'll be glad Anko was there.

Because FUCK YOU DAD

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>Show becomes S1 yugioh with boruto cast
Already im interested in this trainwreck now

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They knocked eachother out and blew an arm off the other.
Naruto woke up first a good while before Sasuke did, even though neither of them could move due to their injuries, so Naruto "won".

Pitou is a good girl

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>le scary woman ghost movie #843
FUCK
YOU

>"I feel the sudden and uncontrolable urge to kill my entire family and set the world ablaze."
>"It's just that time of the month, eat a pretzel and listen to some smooth jazz and it'll pass."

Back in my day we pitted the kids against each other and have them nearly kill each other just to move up in rank. Everyone is so soft these days.

>firefox
It never actually uses fire in canon.

When they actually become ninjas. Boruto is basically still in kindergarten right now.

He went to Wave Country and fought ex Hidden-Mist ninja. He never went to Hidden Mist itself.

I swear adult swim shows the worst ads.

if boruto was focused more heavily on boruto and sarada instead of feeling the need to have 50 billion shitty ninja kids who are just "that character from the origina series but slightly different" and also every single character from the original series as a boomer showing up this series could actually be quite good

they make a really fun contrasting set of characters and having a shonen story like this where one of the obligitory rivals is a girl is a strong and uncommon hook (only other example that comes to mind is the ruby and sapphire arc in pokemon aventures) but the brief bits of interest are drowned out by a laudry checklist of "well we HAVE to include this because its a sequel to naruto"

ever since zabuza arc i was really interested in the mist village as a concept and ended up disappointed that all the bloody mist stuff was never touched upon after the timeskip. hopefully bort can give us more world building

well that mist cleared up fast
amazing this village is hidden at all

GET EXCITED FOR NEW PRODUCT

Ninja Somalia really cleaned up it's act.

The best one was A Quiet Place. It was a total fakeout.

Kishimoto didn't have the balls to have Sasuke completely lose to Naruto.

This looks like a town from Pokemon.

oh no they arrived at a Pokemon resort

That looks like generic Pokemon city #5

Im getting some serious pokemon vibes from this town.

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SAO is on already?

I prefer chrome

>and sarada
no

HE HAS PINKEYE DON'T GET CLOSE

>voiced by kittytoe
>instant harem
Epic

everybody in that movie looks like a fucking retard
either they're overacting or not acting at all, either way i wanna sock the female lead in the jaw so badly

Kittytoe you're not supposed to be on yet

Isn't he a tails bitch or something?

That wasn't a jumpscare fest though.

>fucking kitty toe

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>Twink guide

>that 30 year old boomer that fought in the great war

NOOOOOOO IT'S KIRITO AND HE STOLE ALL THE BITCHES!

>It's fucking Kirito.
>All the bitches start swooning.

FUCK YOU KITTY TOE

>Paprenbook
STOOOOP

>it's Kirito
DADDY!

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Oh great, here comes this motherfucker. Be prepared to get frustrated by his ass.

FUCK YOU KITTY TOE YOUR SHOW ISN'T ON YET

pokemind

>deviant art tier character voiced by literal Kitty Toes
>Bort says he looks like a sword

What the literal fuck???

Am I suppose to remember this guy?

Damn.

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What's with the girl in Bort's class who's wearing oven mitts?

IT'S A BOAT EPISODE

ONLY because Naruto held back A LOT and let Sasuke get away with a lot of bullshit so he would tire himself out and except defeat without being killed.

No. It was advertised as a horror movie, and then it turned out to be sci-fi. Totally pulled a fast one on everyone.

the haberkorn nightmare continues

>Character every girl wants to hop on
>Voiced by Bryce Papenbrook
rly

are sarada's pupils obnoxiously big because she has glasses on or is it just another thing thats wrong with her

>is a dead girl
FTFY

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>he's kind of like a sword...
What does this even mean

Cho-Cho, the anti-thot

>He’s got pink inside of him

Oh fuck, Boruto is gonna fucking die

>When kitty toe isnt on, other shows should put him in and girls swoon for him

But isn't Kagura a woman's name?

By the way he looks it wouldn't be surprising he's annoying as shit.

Fuck I couldn't play Bravely Default because he's the first nigga you hear. Switched to jap instantly.

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR KITTYTOE.
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, WRETCH FROM HELL.

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skin picking

Chou-chou is still best girl.

Dangit, Kitty toe.

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Can't tell you on a blue board.

This really does look like a pokemon town what the fuck

How do you "look like a sword"?

>that pic with the girls just now
holy fuck that green tunic one is cute as fuck

Okay seriously how the fuck did they manage this big a turnaround in twenty years?

I thought it was pretty impoverished.

Kittytoe came to Bort and got Pink Eye

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Kagura? Isn't that a girl's name?

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT SAO RAPE!

The leaf village sure is a piece of shit

bad attempt at VA references

Guess it's just an actual field trip episode, should've used this time to take a shower.

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Either way, it wasn't generic shit like these "CREEPY SCREAMING GHOST LADY!" for the umpteenth time

IS THAT KITTY TOES VOICE?

Kittytoes the pink swordsman is here.

>ninja Josuke

How can boruto hate his dad so much?

I'm sorry everyone left you out of the Pokemind thing, here's your (you).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH KITTY TOE FOR ONE NIGHT

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Was it Japanese Kittytoe's VA as well?

ITS ME, BRYCE PAPENBROOK, FROM EVERY LOW EFFORT ANIME DUB EVER

Is that a titty cushion mouse pad?

Why choose?

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I hate all the dub voices but Edea’s.

She is cute, though I don't know what the deal is with the ponty teeth, since Kiba never got laid.

Yo +1 for posting Shigure bro.

>This is a half hour of your life that you'll never get back.

He's never home.

whites.

Not much of a loss desu

Oh fuck, which Nighthawk game is this from?

This looks like a Pokemon city.

That is true. Still, based on the backlash, "Creepy Goast Lady 7647956408" makes money.

Wait, does Iwabe have a connection to Hidden Mist just because he likes to use a sword?

Holy shit. There's a way to make an Uchiha woman bleed from every orifice.

Long since have I wondered of the logistics of naturally making someone bleed from every orifice that can secrete something, but alas! It's near impossible to make someone bleed from the eyes. Luckily, the mangekyo sharingan causes eyes to bleed, so if we awaken sarada's by killing her father, mother, or perhaps Boruto, we can trigger this aformentioned blood loss. Now, we'd have to do this while she was experiencing her menstrual cycle, so that her vagina would be bleeding. Next, we'd have to catch her while her anus was bleeding. We can force this in a number of ways, but I'd say the best is sodomy with a very sharp object. Next, we need her to cough up blood; we can do this by piercing a lung, so we'd need a knife. A simple punch to the nose will take care of both nostrils.

And there you have it. You could totally make Sarada bleed from every orifice she has if you stabbed her in the lung, killed one of her loved ones, sodomized her with something sharp, and punched her in the nose while she's on her period.

The more you know. I've been waiting for something like this since i figured out what a menstrual cycle was

Word

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Potemkin village?

Is there gonna be a school shooter on this field trip?

They say "Iwabe" so awkwardly.

>This episode went from Boat to Kittytoe

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Oh fuck, it's Afro Samurai!

>Bump into someone
>Get send back 20 feet
is this ever true

>three times the beater tonight

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Fucking afro samurai over here

Already was, and it was the class rep

Before saruda's shitarc we were doing this uneventful boring shit too, its just the waifufags kept saying saruda was saving the series since
doing something and having a waifu > doing nothing and having bort

Shit is always gonna attract flies.

Please don't remind me of SM

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HUH? WE'RE NOT COOL?

peace leads to free trade

free trade enriches port towns

So, does anyone know when the next decent arc in this show is, if there is one?

>For a hidden village, they sure found it pretty easily!
>Yeah, unlike my interest! I'm still looking for it!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

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>your ugly faces
Well you're one to talk.
Not him, but his dad.
Or something like that.
But I'm not sure if he's shown up at all in the dub yet, at least in the current run

bulge > all

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STRANGER DANGER
STRANGER DANGER
I NEED AN ADULT

Was it rape

What if it is?

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Speaking of Kittytoes, has no one else noticed that we have a double-header of SAO tonight?

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HE’S FAST

what is with the hidden mist village and traps

new

Holy shit, Boruto is gonna get raped!

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Stranger danger?

...So do people just naturally have shark teeth here or is it considered stylish to file them?

This guy makes me feel...funny.

post yfw
>boat into kitty toe into kitty toe into kitty toe

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>Getting Kabe-don by a villain

Why?

Just walk away

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STRANGER DANGER

Boruto was about to get molested by a shark.

Personally for me, it's the arms.
Abs are nice too, though.

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WE FUCKING NOTICE

>where most fucking characters look the exact same decades later
Same person that dropped you apparently, because they all look exactly the fucking same.
No one in anyway looks different or older.
Must be why naruto still has that child voice in Boruto?

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Maybe he's named after the legend

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deep within the mist, you cannot see the penis

that sarada walk

WAS THAT VIC?!

No nigga dat's gay

today's gonna be rough

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When does Bort get to be in his own credits instead of The Saruda Show

With Roshi trying to rape, there being censored rape in SAO, and us getting raped by this programming, it truly is a night of rape.

Guess I'll shower during that

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Fuck off.

Just like last week.

I miss long hair Sakura so much

Are you schizophrenic?

Last Naruto is best design.

Thoughts on OCHAKO?

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Do you have Prosopagnosia?

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curvy in all the right places