Check the map Goof

So what do they call him "Pegleg" anyway

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Look at that bulge! Pete can really hang dong.

blessed

he used to have one

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>First disabled Disney character since 1928
I'm honestly surprised they're not milking that somehow

a sailor wooden peg leg would be out of place in the modern settings, and using prosthetics would be cringy and unsettling

I'd love a story in which PP milks a prosthetic for all its pathos factor and Mickey ends up publicly perceived as an asshole

>7 foot tall strongfat sugardaddy
>bold, sarcastic, confident
>strong old school family values, demands respect
>lucrative and satisfying job, successful businessman, owns a RV bigger than most people's houses and a shiny vintage cadillac
>extremely pragmatic and brutally honest, doesn't need to lie anymore, tells things straight
>still cucked by a chronically unemployed lanklet numbnut widower with a tendency of hurting himself

how dis possible

>Having a job, and yelling at his family makes him a good husband.

Pete can't fuck and is a selfish lover besides. Doesn't help with the kids, or the house.

Goofy literally killed his wife with triple digit orgasms, that's why he never remarried, survivor's guilt. Has done more for peg, and been in her children's life more than their own father who lives with them.

Pete's got until the last kid moves out, if that. Until then, they'll always have the fence.

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I could see a European Disney comic do that. They did a great one where Pete regresses to a child thanks to a ray gun so Mickey tries to raise him to an upstanding citizen (the ray basically rapidly grows you back over 2 weeks) and Pete gets on everyone's nerves.

say what you will about Walt and the stereotypes that made it into his cartoons, but i'll tell you this: Walt never to my knowledge produced a cartoon where Mickey beat him by yanking out his prosthetic.

Universal's post-Walt Oswald did it at least twice ("Alaska" seen here, and "College" where he also put on glasses so that hitting him back would be taboo.)

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youtube.com/watch?v=EmFtuQVse50
Two-Gun Mickey reminds us of two things:

1. Pete spent the 1930s trying to rape Minnie. To her credit, she never cooperates even slightly, she kicks and screams and claws to the bitter end, because she knows that whatever he's going to do to her in public, her chances and options will only diminish when he gets her to the secondary location.
2. Guns won't save you because good people hesitate to use them. Smart, moral people know the finality of what they're about to do, and will unwittingly give the criminal an opening to regain the upper hand. Most IRL criminals won't bite the barrel off your gun, but they can snatch it away. Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan spent most of Rush Hour practicing this move.

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Betas who think being unfunny cringe masters is sexy.
Example

You're taking cartoon dog shipping way more serious than I

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Goofy's dick is bigger

Pete has a sexy dad b-

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>oswald gives him the finger on top of that
truly mickey is more a man than a mouse

Pete's a pimp. Duh.

Well I mean he still has it in the modern Mickey mouse shorts.