How does it feel not having a vampire or a werewolf as a girlfriend?
How does it feel not having a vampire or a werewolf as a girlfriend?
Nolan James
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Robert James
>adult
>scared of thunder
This doesn't really fucking happen, does it?
Like that's infancy on the scale of still shitting your pants or thumb sucking.
Jaxon Wilson
Indifferent.
Now, not having a succubus girlfriend on the other hand...
Lucas Nelson
I want a Werewolf GF, even if it there are problems
Carter Nguyen
Maybe they had something bad happen to them in the past that traumatized them that involved storms/lighting/thunder? Maybe they have PSTD?
Ian Rodriguez
Your art is pretty bad, practice more.
John Morris
Well there was that woman who quit college because she hated damp food and her parents coddled her through it.
Colton Mitchell
i want a ghost girl gf
Kevin Powell
how the fuck is your score so high who is liking bocos posts
Jackson Cooper
>Vampire gf
>Jaded as hell
>Treats humans like livestock
>Somehow surprised when they don't like this and fight back
>Develops ubermensch complex with vampirism
>Obsessed with the night to stupid levels
>Convinced self blood is delicious to cope with the fact they'll never have delicious food again
>Can't touch silver
>Garlic
>Anything mildly religious
>Probably also need to sleep in dirt filled coffin
>Always plotting and scheming
>Somehow also think they're subtle and cunning, despite the fact their plans generally involve 'brainwash town' or 'block out sun'
Why would anyone even tolerate vampires? Outside of PG media, they're gigantic assholes. It'd be like having an annoying goth friend that never grew out of hot topic fashion and mascara, except now they have a superiority complex to boot
Elijah Russell
Nobody would tolerate vampires except for pathetic cuckolds that want to be one.
Christian Davis
Don’t you think that maybe you were taught wrong and that vampires aren’t as bad as you think? That they aren’t the mindless beasts that you paint them?
Don’t you ever consider that vampire is just a shy person who has to hide from humanity out of fear of being hunted and destroyed? And that they don’t actually like drinking blood or not being able to eat garlic? Hmmmm?
Check your privilege.🌈
Andrew Hughes
Calm down, Abraham Van Helsing.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Thomas Moore
Because bloodplay is hot.
Jack Harris
Don’t forget the seduction and hypnosis play.
Asher Morales
You're right I'm sure vampires would dedicate their lives to study, science or the betterment of mankind, seeing as they live forever, if they existed outside of fiction.
Unless you think it's a coincidence that the only fictional universe where they aren't scummy as hell is Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School. Why did they make such good teachers?
Dylan Mitchell
Link?
Also isn't all food other than like, potato chips "damp food"?
Landon Butler
My man.
William Reyes
>vampires are portrayed as evil in fiction
>that means they would be evil in real life
And what about all the racist books from the past that portrayed other races and different religions as inferior/evil HMMMM?
Juan Hughes
Like Phantasma?
Isaac Ward
They were proven wrong by basic human experience, and civil rights movements, something that can't really apply to cartoon iterations of a fictional creature whose idea of a pleasure cruise is killing everyone on a boat and sailing to Whitby.
For what it's worth, in cartoons the portrayal is slightly better, but in every other form of media a vampire is essentially the fiction equivalent of an edgy social media rant against science class.
Gabriel Adams
Okay, fine. Vampire GF is out. But what about Werewolf GF?
Justin James
🙁
Blake Murphy
Depends on the Lycanthrope. Best case scenario you're dating a literal furry, you have to cope with the stigma of a GF that thinks partly like an animal one week of every month. If she looks lycan all the time, I hope you're a dog person because you've got a big happy cuddly dog-lady that wants to fuck you, though if you got that far into a relationship you probably are a furry and living the dream. Worst case scenario your girlfriend turns into a rabid uncontrollable monster when the moon waxes fat, and either grows crazier and more unstable with every transformation or brings down an angry mob on you both with her increasingly grizzly killing and feeding. Mildest case you just watch tiptoe on eggshells when it's her OTHER time of the month, on the other end you're both cursed to die a horrible death, with the possibility of you surviving only cursing you to share her affliction.
Joshua Brown