How does it feel not having a vampire or a werewolf as a girlfriend?

How does it feel not having a vampire or a werewolf as a girlfriend?

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>adult
>scared of thunder
This doesn't really fucking happen, does it?
Like that's infancy on the scale of still shitting your pants or thumb sucking.

Indifferent.

Now, not having a succubus girlfriend on the other hand...

I want a Werewolf GF, even if it there are problems

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Maybe they had something bad happen to them in the past that traumatized them that involved storms/lighting/thunder? Maybe they have PSTD?

Your art is pretty bad, practice more.

Well there was that woman who quit college because she hated damp food and her parents coddled her through it.

i want a ghost girl gf

how the fuck is your score so high who is liking bocos posts

>Vampire gf

>Jaded as hell
>Treats humans like livestock
>Somehow surprised when they don't like this and fight back
>Develops ubermensch complex with vampirism
>Obsessed with the night to stupid levels
>Convinced self blood is delicious to cope with the fact they'll never have delicious food again
>Can't touch silver
>Garlic
>Anything mildly religious
>Probably also need to sleep in dirt filled coffin
>Always plotting and scheming
>Somehow also think they're subtle and cunning, despite the fact their plans generally involve 'brainwash town' or 'block out sun'

Why would anyone even tolerate vampires? Outside of PG media, they're gigantic assholes. It'd be like having an annoying goth friend that never grew out of hot topic fashion and mascara, except now they have a superiority complex to boot