I believe it is time for a Superboy. Next-to-the-last one even. Eh, enjoy it while it lasts.
Superboy: Not-Parasite/Yokels versus aliens
Grayson Roberts
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Jason James
>At the Smallville space center and laundromat. Laundry is being done as people await the return of an experimental manned rocket
John Torres
Clark Kent: So any questions? I don't work here but I love space and things in it.
Will Popcorn: Where is this rocketship and when it is due back?
Clark Kent: A few thousand miles... a few million thousand miles in space. It's visiting a rogue asteroid.
Will Popcorn: And how long will the laundry take assuming it's a heavy load with a modern machine in good repair?
Aiden Hughes
That? That we may never know. Laundry is one of life's great mysteries. An unknown, not an exact science like space exploration. They keep the laundry machine here to remind themselves of this undeniable truth.
Parker Richardson
"The rocket's gone radio silent and it's not on any of our radars! How could that be? Where could it be now?"
"Smallville... we have a problem... the laundry's been going for hours and it's not even close. "
"How is that possible? Get our best mathematicians on it. We're rocket scientists, we should be able to figure out a washing machine malfunction"
Robert Thompson
Joseph Scott
Also that rocket is probably plummeting through space and we should figure out that direction and send a rescue rocket... but our astronauts are going to need clean, dry, spacesuits to make that journey.
Brandon Johnson
Will Popcorn: Hey Clark, me and the other jocks are starting a betting pool on the laundry. I got 6,000 dollars saying it'll be done in 25 minutes. You want in?
Clark Kent: (Just why aren't those clothes done by now, NO! I musn't let myself get sucked in to the seedy life of laundromat gambling)
Jayden Price
Not when a lonely man in space needs Superboy sized help!
John Lee
Should I ditch the tights and go for a pants/shirt combo with cape? All I've been lately are complaints on my look: either too much red outerunderwear or not enough of it.
Mason Hughes
There's the ship! I knew it was out here somewhere!
Chase Roberts
Drifting aimlessly and slowly out of control in Earth's orbit. What a place to end up.
Michael Sullivan
Krypto: *Woof*
Superboy: Okay Krypto, yes, gravity is in control. I'm just repeating what the scientists at the space center told me. I'll correct them later but I should warn you that smart people get very salty when you correct them.
Cameron Diaz
Superboy: Good news! I rescued the astronaut! And my Superdog would like me to inform you all that gravity and electromagnetism and strong and nuclear forces exist in space and nothing in space is truly free from their control.
"Thank you Superboy"
Superboy: You don't have to thank me, my dog just enjoys having the final word. Oh you meant about rescuing the guy, didn't you? You probably meant that.
Christopher Russell
Don't thank me just yet. We still have to be sure he's in good health.
Joseph Mitchell
Helloooooooooo Mr. Tom, I saw you sitting in a tin can far above the world. Earth is blue and there was nothing you could do and that's where I stepped in. Can you hear me?
Asher Turner
He doesn't seem to react to anything. Unusually calm for someone faced with certain doom and granted a second chance at life. He doesn't seem to even know he's alive ... or how to blink.
Michael Ross
He didn't even notice that my S is on backwards.
James Flores
Superboy: Sir? Your astronaut is glowing and not in the warm, maternal way.
Scientist: Yes... with some kind of RAW ENERGY
Oliver Phillips
pewpew
Ryder Turner
Colton Davis
Look out! He's going for the jet fuel!
Adam Sullivan
Krypto? You want to call the shots today? Sure. Wait, what? You want to stop the fire through pacifism? Sure... I'll try anything once.
Nicholas Foster
Making a ditch to contain the jet fuel isn't technically fighting the fire directly
Samuel Ross
Now what? The fire isn't going to go out on it's own!
Jordan Davis
>Excited barking
Eli Baker
Smother it? Krypto you know we both have cold breath!
Gavin Campbell
awooooooo
Angel Cooper
It's working, Krypto. It took us 15 minutes to do what we could in a fraction of a second, but it's done. Why do you have to do everything the hard way?
David Young
He's exploding all the cars! Quickly to the bus of freedom and carpool to safety!
Thomas Price
>groans
Daniel Davis
Superboy: Oh no! Now he's heading for the hospital!
Gavin Martinez
Krypto, I'll fight him while you find a way to contain him! No? You want to do it? Good luck! You fight him and I'll... try to find something useful to do.
Thomas Mitchell
>Dbz energy battle
Eli Foster
Lead shielding always comes in handy! Hopefully no one needs this for a while. I promise I'll fix things later.
Ethan Sanders
I'll turn it into.... looks like licorice. The noxious kind.
Joshua Long
I got the thing Krypto! I got and made the thing. You're the boss, you tell us what to do with it.
Jonathan Wright
Oooooh! So that's the plan. Tie him up and absorb all that raw energy.
Adrian Scott
Lead shielding is awesome... but you want me to take him in for questioning and a thorough examination don't you?
Jaxon Wilson
Krypto, you're a bit of a micromanager not that there's anything wrong with that.
Austin Rivera
Superboy: Doc, what could do that to an astronaut? Cause him to go berserk and want to blow up the world one object at a time?
Carter Baker
I've looked him over and haven't found anything. Maybe someone accused him of throwing like a girl, maybe it was the absurd amount of testosterone we were feeding him, maybe it's some kind of space fever. Who knows?
Jose Brooks
Jacob Morgan
With that gleam in his unblinking, soulless eye I think I finally know the truth.
Blake Ward
Doctor? What if told you this space man...
David Brooks
Isn't a man at all!
Jose Martinez
I did not see that plot twist coming!
Connor White
You! Mr. Green alien! I have questions! What did you do with real astronaut you... you... you... imposter?!
John Richardson
It's no good Superboy. Whenever you question him he looks away in silent defiance. We won't get anything out of him like this.
Grayson Bailey
The clock is ticking! Well.. maybe? Somewhere there's a clock. Anyways I really need to find this man; he has to be out here somewhere space can't be that big.
John Harris
Shit, that was a good one
Luke Walker
Superboy: There he is! They're making him stand next to a ectomorphic alien in pajamas for some strange experiment! Those monsters!
Alexander Hall
Ready to suck this human dry of all his raw energy? Any objections? No?
Jonathan Thompson
I object and I'll shove this innocent man to the ground to show how much I care!
Camden Wilson
ARG! What are you doing to me?
Anthony Walker
>even in space you aren’t safe from identity theft
Carson Parker
Alien: Isn't it obvious? Sapping your strength and transferring it to us.
Parker Sullivan
But why?
Lucas Ward
We have a problem: we all weigh 90 pounds and aren't capable of doing much on our own. Which is why our civilization developed technology to steal and magnify raw energy from other lifeforms to allow us to do things like lift objects 35 pounds or more, open jars of pickles, and conquer other worlds.
Nicholas Jackson
Every time... I do a pushup... they steal the power needed to do two pushups!
Thomas Rodriguez
Our advance scout landed on Earth disguised perfectly to blend in with humanity while causing as much damage as possible to test how much energy one human could provide our soldiers. If this plan seems incoherent it's because your tiny mind can't comprehend it and that's your problem not ours!
Daniel Anderson
wut
Joshua Cruz
Behold! With Superboy's powers I can finally bend steel bars to make steel bar animals! ... It's a jellyfish
Jayden King
I can cry heatvision tears just like Superboy!
Christian Howard
If I ask politely for you not to abuse my powers, will you? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? I'll invite you to my birthday party. I'll be your best friend. I'll let you pet my dog. I'll build a clubhouse to invite you up to watch your favorite shows.
Colton Wilson
Were I a few days younger I might have fallen for such a ploy and commend you on your trickery but no, we'll keep draining your powers and speed up our plans to conquer your world and ban all birthday parties and tv shows and commandeer all clubhouses and distribute them to our political elite!
Julian Peterson
Go! My soldiers! Absorb all the Superboy you can and go! Lead the assault on Earth and begin with demanding Canada's surrender! Such a regal-sounding country is surely the most valuable.
Henry Wilson
Krypto...
Liam Butler
>whines
Carter Ramirez
I don't need your sympathy I need your help! But first ... you have to go got'em. Fight for all that Canada's worth. You know .... you know what to do... you're a good boy.
Bentley Russell
He has a Super Dog! Go, like a graceful ballerina and grand jete after him! Allegro!
Nicholas Kelly
Alien: Gotcha!
Krypto: (DON'T TOUCH MY FOOTSIES)
Wyatt Davis
Aha! Superdog! We seem to be evenly matched!
Jaxson Hill
You can... do it Krypto!.. you have many dog years of experience to fall back on!
Brandon Anderson
I've always wanted to punch a dog but the chance never presented itself
Leo Allen
Until now!
Hunter Baker
Come on come on!
Zachary Campbell
(YOU LITTLE GREEN TWERP. YOU GET ONE GOOD HIT IN AND YOU START TAUNTING I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE THE TWIG YOU ARE. YOU THINK I'M INTIMIDATED BY THOSE ARMS? YOU'RE LOOKING AT A DOG WHO HAS BEEN SWATTED WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO SCARE ME LITTLE BOY. GONNA STEAL YOUR CUTE LITTLE BALLERINA SHOES AND MAKE THEM MY NEW CHEW TOYS)
Justin Sanders
(CANINE ORBITAL SLAM)
Christopher Phillips
Now he's done it. He made my dog get aggressive. Krypto! Please... body slam him this way!
Jacob Smith
Right here.
Elijah Peterson
>Condescending bark
Ethan Russell
Jason Rodriguez
Thanks Krypto! Now my power is mine again! I'm back in the game!
Eli Gomez
*sigh* What was to be my crowning dance of triumph ended up being my swan song.
Jordan James
I'm breaking this! Don't steal! Ever!
William Gonzalez
If we can't have Canada then no one will!
Connor Cooper
IN ATTACK POSITION
Justin Gonzalez
Superboy: It's too late! They've launched their assault!
Krypto: BORF
Superboy: How can I make an air current to reflect their attack back at them? There's no air in space.
Krypto: DOUBLE BORF
Superboy: There is air in space, just the particles are very spread apart AND there's a solar wind? Krypto, you're full of interesting tidbits of information today I hope someday I'm as smart as my dog.
Isaiah Adams
Here goes nothing!
Henry Mitchell
Jaxon Sanchez
You're going back home!
Juan Hall
A one way trip!
Brody Hughes
AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elijah Cooper
Hey Superboy have you seen Clark Kent anywhere? He's so perfectly average we decided to track him down and pick him last for our baseball game. He throws like a girl you know. Have you seen him?
Thomas Ross
Clark Kent? Why would I know where he is? He's probably back at Smallville but if you do run into him you should probably put in right field. Not that I know his tastes or preferences or anything but he probably would enjoy the peaceful tranquility out there and right field is an invaluable and underrated position!
Jeremiah Morgan
"Isn't that just like Clark Kent? Always someplace else!Now we have to go back to Smallville to invite him last."
"It's worth it to watch him throw like a girl. Let's go track him down!"
Blake Clark
>Later in the deep country
Brody Martin
I know I was sent to respond to a UFO sighting but you'll never believe this. The UFO's been shot down by rednecks and they're still shooting at it. Can't say I've seen that before.
Elijah Howard
Keep firin'! We got em scurred!
Parker Sanders
Them there aliens sure is stubborn. Why can't they step out and let us shoot em?
Connor Hughes
What do we do, Pa? They're sittin' on a fortune in treasure but we can't do nothing about em with em on top of it.
Robert King
Yeah we'll have to bring out the bigger guns. Prep the grenade rifle attachments and we'll blast em good.
Grayson Sullivan
Grenade attachment armed!
Hunter Perry
Now fan out and surround em! With three of us it won't take long.
Ian Bell
They're going to blow up the UFO with grenade-mounted rifles! I should do something!
Ryan Cooper
Ready! Aim! Shoot any alien you see.
Ethan Gutierrez
*>KABOOM*
Evan Morales
They're shooting at me?! But I just got here!
Dominic Perry
Superboy: Hi, I'm Superboy, I'm here to negotiate this conflict peacefully. What's going on?
Bob the alien: We are survivors of planet Jittania Prime. Our sun went supernova and we desperately need a new home and seek refuge here.
Michael Morgan
You have to go back
William Gray
Superboy: Why did you come to this part of our world?
Bob: Because we are farmers and would prefer to live far away from other Earthlings because we would prefer not to bother anyone and this spot in particular reminds us greatly of our home and we think we could grow crops to feed many people.
Jeremiah Nelson
Murrica's full tell them to keep walkin'. We don't need no xenobacks here.
Noah Stewart
USA USA USA
John Phillips
Superboy: Now hold on! No need to be uncivil!
Brayden Thompson
And besides, I'm an alien refugee too. My planet blew up and the people here were kind enough to take me in and raise me right. Who knows what would have happened if I had landed someplace other than America... like Russia, to pick a random country out of nowhere. Boy would that be a trip!
Bentley Jackson
You have to go back too
Brandon Ramirez
Superboy: I think I've heard all that I need to hear. Here's what I'm going to do, if no one owns this land I'm going to go to the governor to ask for permission for you aliens to stay here and obtain property rights for as long as you Jittanians stay out of trouble! Is that fair?
Liam Diaz
NO!
Eli Cox
Superboy: Why? Do you own the land here?
Pa: Well no... not as yet but we'd like to eventually
Superboy: Then you have no legal grounds to object Thank you for your cooperation.
Isaiah Baker
Krypto, I've done a lot of favors for the Governor if I ask politely and make my case I think there's a good chance he'll see things my way and grant me favor ... maybe
Brayden Baker
JayJay: We can't let them have the land legally! We want it illegally!
Aiden Price
They haven't got it yet and if we find a way to get rid of em' before Superboy gets back we'll have the treasure all to ourselves.
Jeremiah Brooks
With this ion particle charger we'll have a grove grown before we know it! Superboy will be so proud of us!
Sebastian Martinez
The particles greatly advances the growth of plant organisms but you can't grow them too quickly or their molecular structure gets dangerously unstable. There I go again! Saying things I already know for no reason.
Tyler Ortiz
How about some super apple trees. Apples the size of grapefruits, the juiciest, sweetest, slightly tart apples you've ever tasted. Everyone likes apples.
Samuel Brown
Paul: They growing trees, Pa? What do we do?
JayJay: I got a gun. Can we use guns?
Pa: No boys. They told us what we need to do. We'll turn their device against them.
Ryder Sanders
See this? We turn it up. All the way up
Austin Cox
All the way up to level black
Jacob Brooks
I SHOULDN'T BE HERE
Liam Clark
IT'S A TREE OF MIGHT
Landon Lewis
And then it exploded!
Brandon Perez
Damn I could use some deep fried popcorn
Jaxon Lewis
Oh no! Somehow it got turned to level black! It's out of control!
Adrian Russell
It's a chain tree-action! We can't stop the forest from exploding!
Robert Moore
Asher Clark
Angel Torres
Superboy: Fortunately for you my dog was here to blow away the contaminated ionized particles out of harm's way. Now what happened here?
Bob: We don't know. The machine has never acted up before. Still, we are very sorry and ask your forgiveness.
Superboy: Well we all make boners don't worry about it. Some are just bigger than others.
Luis Bailey
We do something like this again and we can drive them apart!
Angel Young
Superboy: Well, if anything else goes wrong. Just call.
Jeremiah Wood
We can't fight Superboy but we can't walk away from a million bucks of treasure! What can we do Pa? Shoot something?
Christopher Jenkins
We just have to find a way to get rid of those aliens and keep up from calling Superboy!
Christopher Watson
Pa: I forgot! We've been holding guns this entire time! We can use them to knock out their communications equipment! Now is the time!
Hudson Thompson
Nice shot!
Parker Stewart
A cave! Let's explore it.
Joseph Nelson
That's where the treasure is! We'll just bury em and dig out their bodies and take it all for ourselves and buy ourselves big phat trucks
Leo Walker
What's the matter Clark, we're on. study date and you've barely touched your candy fizz.
Isaac Robinson
Sorry I. Have to go. I just remembered that Leave it to Beaver is on and I never miss an episode!
Joseph Jackson
When guns don't cut it let the TNT roll! One cave in coming your way!
Adam Russell
I'm on my way!
Jaxon Allen
Superboy?! He'll put 2 and 2 together and figure out that since we've been trying to kill these aliens the whole time that we're responsible for this time!
Lucas Hall
I'll hold it up! Run to safety!
Luke Cook
We'll pay you back with many apples for this favor! Thank you!
Gabriel Williams
Ah. So that's what those three men were after I presume.
Parker Barnes
Angel Williams
Really? It's just diamonds. People would shoot down a UFO, try to murder aliens, me, and blow up a mountain for THAT?
Dylan Powell
>tfw SNS really did it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Easton Myers
To the truck! We have magic brass knuckles in thar!
Grayson Phillips
Magic brass knuckles? On one hand I'd like to see how that would work out on the other, I want to arrest you and move on with my life.
Brody Jones
Turns out I didn't need to fight them. They all ran into that tree.
Daniel Green
You three are both suspended
Bentley Foster
Superboy: Hey Bob. Why do you always wear a helmet?
Bob: We always play it safe. If everyone wore helmets the world would be a safer place.
Superboy: You raise a good point.
Bob: Yes, we may have survived the cave-in even without your help.
Superboy: Those are some good helmets!
Asher Smith
Bob: Would you like to borrow our ship? Since you said you wanted to bring them to your authorities. You could fly them in the ship.
Superboy: No thanks. You should use the time to decorate as it's your home now. I'll throw you a house-warming party next week.
Hudson Collins
Oh and you now have the rights to the land and are now legal residents so since I didn't say it before I'll say it now. Welcome to Erf.
Coincidentally the diamonds are on your land and by rights they belong to you. Do with them what you will.
Daniel Campbell
We appreciate the gesture but we have no use for diamonds so we decided to give them all to your dog as a gift.
Wyatt Martin
He says he'd like to be addressed as MC Snoopy Kdawgeedawg and needs a larger doghouse and sparkling cider to pour on bitches
Adam Carter
Krypto? NO. Give them back.
Jackson Brown
We both know the only rhyme you can make is bark and arf. Save the lyrical gymnastics for the professionals.
THE END
Matthew Williams
And that's it for now. Next time is the last time for Superboy. This show is something that's for sure.
Jayden Rodriguez
bamp
Jose Peterson
>Eh, enjoy it while it lasts.
Superboys only die temporarily
Austin Carter
>needs a larger doghouse and sparkling cider to pour on bitches
and bitches is not even offensive in this case
Levi Hill
>Will Popcorn:
Is this supposed to be Pete Ross?
Chase Price
>sad krypto is sad