I believe it is time for a Superboy. Next-to-the-last one even. Eh, enjoy it while it lasts.
Superboy: Not-Parasite/Yokels versus aliens
Grayson Roberts
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Jason James
>At the Smallville space center and laundromat. Laundry is being done as people await the return of an experimental manned rocket
John Torres
Clark Kent: So any questions? I don't work here but I love space and things in it.
Will Popcorn: Where is this rocketship and when it is due back?
Clark Kent: A few thousand miles... a few million thousand miles in space. It's visiting a rogue asteroid.
Will Popcorn: And how long will the laundry take assuming it's a heavy load with a modern machine in good repair?
Aiden Hughes
That? That we may never know. Laundry is one of life's great mysteries. An unknown, not an exact science like space exploration. They keep the laundry machine here to remind themselves of this undeniable truth.
Parker Richardson
"The rocket's gone radio silent and it's not on any of our radars! How could that be? Where could it be now?"
"Smallville... we have a problem... the laundry's been going for hours and it's not even close. "
"How is that possible? Get our best mathematicians on it. We're rocket scientists, we should be able to figure out a washing machine malfunction"
Robert Thompson
Joseph Scott
Also that rocket is probably plummeting through space and we should figure out that direction and send a rescue rocket... but our astronauts are going to need clean, dry, spacesuits to make that journey.
Brandon Johnson
Will Popcorn: Hey Clark, me and the other jocks are starting a betting pool on the laundry. I got 6,000 dollars saying it'll be done in 25 minutes. You want in?
Clark Kent: (Just why aren't those clothes done by now, NO! I musn't let myself get sucked in to the seedy life of laundromat gambling)
Jayden Price
Not when a lonely man in space needs Superboy sized help!
John Lee
Should I ditch the tights and go for a pants/shirt combo with cape? All I've been lately are complaints on my look: either too much red outerunderwear or not enough of it.