Itt: How you almost got him, user?

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I whipped my dick out, was about to give it to him...

Almost threw a rock on him...

I sucked his dick.

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Same

I drew a cock.

It was a big cock

I told him unless he gave up being Batman, Chuck Austen was going to write him and Erika Henderson was going to draw him.

Threatened to kill his family...

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I didn't, I just commit crimes at day like a non-retard

Almost ran him over, as he was saving a random Japanese kid.

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