Death battle: Black Widow VS Widowmaker

Billy is totally going to win either way. How else are they going to justify Carol murdering a child for the greater good?

Let him fight Kingpin

You can have any Death Battle be made but you have to come up with the name of the original song for it
Go

You gave me a idea:
youtube.com/watch?v=weTWDTrjSbY

Carol is evil.

Three Strikes, You're Out: Goku vs Superman 3

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Doomguy vs Master Chief 2
"Hellish Halo"

>Forgetting that Carol caused a Civil War and lots of collateral damage that might've involved children getting squashed by buildings and shit

Uuuuhhh

Even though DB has gotten much better with its results, this is still probably going to happen.

The way I see it it's a lose-lose situation for Carol, she loses and goes 0/2 in W/L.

Or she wins in which case the only way they could think of to give Carol a win is to have her beat a child to death

Rex vs Sora
"The Holy Sword"

How does Chief fare against current Doomguy?

>have her beat a child to death
Finally! A real feminist icon!
Pro Abortion!

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It's just advertising for the new "post birth abortion" that's being pushed right now.

This is a little autist but fuck everyone, i doing this:
>Kazuma Kiryu vs. Mako from TLOK
"Only one Dragon can live"
>Goro Majima vs. Bolin
"The best Mad Dog can survive"

Why? You're right

Something about this one felt really great. I can't explain what, but I enjoyed it.

Not the tits. At least not for me.
The choreography was great.
The animation was good.

Also gonna give props to the delivery of the lines.
>I'm a goddamn Avenger

In case of Carol's recent poltical bend they'll just pull a Goku vs Superman 2 and gush about how Carol is a better character and is so much more relatable than Billy, who they'll claim is a boring gary stu power fantasy for little boys.

Thanks.

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They shit on Carol in her first fight like calling her a dumb alcoholic or portraying her as a whiny bitch in the fight
That probably won't change in CM vs. CM

Evil Dead Rising: Ash Williams vs Frank West

The Main Wario-Man: Wario vs Lobo

Marvel is gonna publish a one-shot canon comic book in which Carol kicks the ass of a Superman expy.

Fun fact, as of this episode every one of the original six MCUvengers have participated in a death battle.

Captain America: 1 loss against Batman
Iron Man: 1 win against Lex Luthor
Thor: 1 win against Raiden, 1 loss against Wonder Woman
Hulk: 1 loss against Doomsday
Hawkeye: 1 win against Green Arrow
Black Widow: 1 win against Widowmaker

I can see it now.
>moments after defeating not-supes
>not-justice league arrives
>carol turns around to them
>glares
>they all flee

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Why are you watching a youtube channel for 12 year olds?

Gru vs. Megamind
>Grab the Moon, Get the Girl

I hope we get GL killing Nova at some point soon.

Honestly, Squadron Supreme could use some shitkicking.

>posting on a board for TV cartoons, which even 12 year olds don't watch anymore

Why do you care, 12 year old?

Logically, Billy should win since he outclasses her in every way. Her only prayer is for a series of events far less likely than Billy beating her to death like 18 did.

1. Billy has to call down transformation lightning. As the Curse of Shazam showed, he has to call the lightning with the intent to transform in order to transform. His basic lightning won't do. Otherwise every time he zaps Black Adam Black Adam should transform back and every time he throws a lightning bolt his hand should turn back to Billy's.

2. Carol then has to absorb this specific lightning bolt.

3. Billy has to then not recall the lightning as he's been able to do when he powers Freddy or Mary.

4. Carol then has to zap Billy with the lightning--which should be hard as he's faster than his own lightning (its how the Kingdom Come special works) and faster than even Black Wally West.

All this has to happen for Carol to win which is FAR less likely than Billy just clobbering her to she dies like 18 did in her last fight.
That was before Carol became a political object. It's not longer hip among the left to make fan of Carol.

Looking at their twitter, the hosts are woke as fuck and they'll likely give Carol the win because she's suddenly very popular among their friends.

I'm still amazed they did that in Goku vs Superman 2.

They actually said Goku, Mr. Father of the year "Here Cell have a senzu bean" was more relatable than the guy with a 9 to 5 who always sees the best in humanity.

Hal and J'onn are the only founding JLA members not to have BTFO a corresponding Avenger.

We need them to flex on an Avenger to cement the DIALS meme.

No version of Hyperion deserves to be dabbed on by Carol.

GL's brand name is at an all-time low. I'd be surprised if he beat anyone in a Death Battle.

>Clark tortures himself with guilt over all the lives he failed to save
>"Hey guys! Let's have a tournament where the losers universe DIES SCREAMING! Won't that be FUN?"

And they say Goku is more human because Goku isn't as strong.

It really demonstrates their cancerous Nu liberal ideology. It's not the content of his character that makes a man a man, its if he's weak and closer to the common herd.

Makes me sad, cause GLs, well Hal at least, would be one of the strongest characters they've had on the show.

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They've had the more popular one lose lots of time. And GL is still more popular than Nova.

they just said that shit to appease foaming Z-tards. otherwise they parade the fact that they kill DBZ characters like Buu and Goku

Bit of a shame cause the GL comics are one of very few that have been consistently not completely awful in recent years, unlike most of the tripe DC and Marlel shit out.

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Not clicking. Who won?

Black Widow

Hal, especially modern "Pure Will" Hal, is deceptively high tier on the JLA roster.

He's contained black holes before. And in Morrison's current run he killed a Sun Eater by overpowering it. Sun Eater's are galaxy level threats who eat nebulas as snacks and Hal killed it like a punk.

He's not Superman levels of bullshit, but god does he get up there at times. Remember when he BTFO Zod by driving his speed force anomaly jet into him?

There's no video link, retard.

I remember when Kyle was the strongest, what's he doing these days?

>The Good
The right girl one. It was pretty hot how it ended with Nat straddling Widowmaker and garroting her while she reached helplessly for the rifle

Though I'm surprised they didn't mention the Rogue kiss feat where Nat gets confirmed to be able to snipe longer than any shot Widowmaker has ever made. I guess they wanted Widowmaker to have SOMETHING over Nat to make it not a complete curbstomp.

>The Bad
The fight was a bunch of mindless action scenes strung together. The fight should have been slower and more tactical with them both hiding, repositioning, sneaking, sort of like Naked Snake vs The End but with a climatic hand to hand battle.

Nat should have strangled Widowmaker to death. It would have been hotter and the head pop was too silly.

>speed force anomaly jet
Hal doing that stuff is the hypest shit. Loved that scene where he was talking to his father, too, just before pic related. Similar feel to the "god of light" one shot they did a few years back.

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>Becomes Kyle Blanco
>Get excited because I think my boy is about to become the Alpha dog lantern
>Dr. Blue Dick takes his power away

It's not fair bros. It's not fair.

fuck kyle rayner, the only lantern with less personality is simon
and from what I've seen of the old duo book with jess, they've been working on that

Kyle is the best Lantern overall, probably, Hal is a better Green.

>Superman loses Kandor and his son's childhood and suffers under the yoke of Bendis
>Wally becomes a deranged psycho killer
>Bruce becomes Tom King's therapy tool
>Wonder Woman remains as bland as a saltine cracker
>Aquaman goes through synergy shit
>Martian Manhunter retconned into being a dirty cop

>Venditti's run closes out on a high note and fucking Grant Morrison is now writing his book and he's been on a parade of doing cool shit.

Jesus. It's like Hal vampirically sucked the good out of the rest of the JLA.

D-Don't bully the weeb lantern!

Ness vs. Raz
>Brain Games

>Dream once told Kyle he would surpass Hal
>What he didn't tell him was that it would be for all of 5 seconds.

>vampirically
He even went to space-vampire world recently...maybe you have a point.

Also god fucking damnit just thinking about what superman is being put through, both in universe and out....makes me absolutely livid. FUCK Bendis.

Behold Kyle's one true arch enemy.

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>fuck kyle rayner
Shut up John's

KEK
took me a few seconds.

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jej

>Batman is allowed to have a giant family that's always growing
>Superman only gets to keep his dog

This is why Batman is the best selling cape comic. His lore isn't fucked with like other heroes. Gordon isn't going to die like Kandor and Damian isn't going to age up in a time warp. When Jason comes back from the dead he isn't Zod's obedient child that's forgotten the past like Chris Kent.

He can't even lose Stephanie Brown and Duke. Meanwhile, Cir-El and Matrix die and stay dead.

>CM vs Shazam next
They already had CM get beat by Android 18, and Shazam is supposed to be nearly on par with Superman. Unless some kind of giant asspull happens, CM is fucked.

Remember "muh gold" from Toph vs Gaara? If they do have Carol win its going to be because they think Billy's generic lightning blasts can revert him if bounced back on him (which as the previous thread showed is bullshit, and even if that was how it worked Billy is faster than his own lightning).

God help them if they use more than Nu Billy, because old school Billy was Silver Age Superman but with no weaknesses.

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Post examples of Carol not being able to handle magic-based attacks

>Physically moving a spinning galaxy by pushing each individual planet and star really really fast.

Has some autist ever tried and calculate the logistics of such a feat?

Popeye vs Arale
"Toonforce"

They can't shit on Billy's character because by then the Shazam movie will be out and everyone will agree that Billy Batson is a way better character than Carol Danvers.

The tendency to want to make her Marvel's Superman may bring to mind that one Injustice scene...

I hope they remember original Captain kept up with the Flash in Justice, that might help his odds, although it was already a pleasant surprise that 18 got the win last time.

It's all moot because she redirected a lightning blast from Skadi once and that's all DB needs, years of struggling with magic be damned.

Of course, that DOES NOT mean she should be able to revert him as has been stated before.

>Golden Age Billy moves galaxies
>Movie Billy is in awe of Superman and can't figure out how to fly
This is poetic.

I havent played a halo since 3 so I couldn't tell ya, Current Doomguy should have no problem against halo 3 chief though
granted, doomguy should have had no problem against chief in the first fight

I chalk it up to them being new at the whole vs thing. There was a lot of mistakes made during the early days.

Dig Dug shouldn't have killed Bomber Man.

Rogue shouldn't have killed Wonder Woman.

Leo shouldn't have won the TMNT battle royal.

Odds are they might lean on the goofy "Big with super powers" take on the character where the solomonic wisdom is ignored, but I hope they don't.

If they go for the goofier near-toonforce aspect of the old Fawcett comics he's got it made, but they're going with the Shazam name, which has a much smaller history...

Even the "Billy is Cap" versions have been able to make use of the Wisdom of Solomon tactically. It's just treated as a kind of voice in their head telling them what to do.

Sakura and Syaoran vs Yugi and Joey
"Card Heart"

Even if Captain Marvel throws Billy's magic lightning back at him, Wisdom of Solomon will tell him to use his superior strength and speed to beat her to death like Android 18 did.

Did she ever take on Sentry?

>Billy shoots magic lightning at Carol
>Carol absorbs it and shoots it back at him
>Billy just absorbs his lightning back because the power of Zeus grants him electricity manipulation
Welp

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*Fine.*

If one galaxy contains 250 billion stars, and each member of the Marvel family spends one second moving each star, then it takes them about twenty-six years, 148 days, 13 hours, 19 minutes, and 12 seconds to finish moving one galaxy out of the way of the other.

(2.5E9 Stars)/(3) • (1 s)/(1 Star) • (1 min)/(60 s) • (1 hr)/(60 min) • (1 day)/(24 hr) • (1 yr)/(365.2422 days) = 26.407 yr

In practice, the chance that any star from one galaxy would hit any star from the other galaxy is negligible. There's a fuckton of distance between stars, and the vast majority of space in a galaxy is fucking empty. The marvel family just wasted a good quarter-century or so for no goddamn reason.

We're actually due to start merging with the Andromeda galaxy in about 3.75 billion years. Exciting stuff.

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It can't have taken them more than an hour, which is likely lowballing it a lot. How fast would they have to travel in order to pull it off in a reasonable timeframe?

THIS THIS THIS

He has Zeus' power explicitly. So Carol throws lightning back at him. Big deal. She might as well throw lightning back at Electro or Storm or Zeus himself.

How accurate would you say 18 vs Carol was in its results?

I don't really know much about Carol's high-end Binary feats other than A) survived a black hole? and B) has the energy output of a star. Android 18 has few feats beyond kicking the shit out of Super Saiyan Vegeta, but that does let her scale to casual planet busters like Freeza.

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But it was an out of control spinning galaxy. So it would have to have been moving incredibly fast to be a threat to the other galaxy. You got to factor that in as well. You have one galaxy whose bodies are in way more potential states than the one its about to run into.

Almost no dragon ball characters have actual feats. It's an entire franchise of a>b therefore a>c

Can carol absorb magic?
im pretty sure Billys "lightning" its some sort of magic mumbo jumbo rather than some sort of energy

Honestly? They fucked over Carol because the only Cell-saga character that can bust a star is Cell with his ultimate solar system kamehameha attack and because they gave 18 an energy absorbing ability she had in one of the vidya games.

That being said fuck Carol. I'm not going to go fault anyone for not jumping to her defense since she's Marvel's Roman Reigns.

If they finished up with each star in about a hundredth of a microsecond, it would only take them around two hours and twenty minutes.

Historically, she's struggled with it but she has pulled it off before like with Skadi.

It's irrelevant as it should just go like it did with 18. "Oh she's absorbing my lightning. Wisdom of Solomon says to just beat her until shes hamburger."

>Nu Billy can work actual magic with his lightning
>Carol tries to absorb the lightning and gets turned into a ping pong table.

...

I think you guys are overreacting. Remember when people were worried they'd give Quicksilver the win over Flash? Have a little faith. Billy will win.

>People thinking they'll actually make Carol 0-2
There's not a single other character that's 0-2, and no Goku doesn't count since that was a salty runback.

Shadow and Charizard

>Joey
I know Yugi probably has some bullshit that can make his monsters, spells, and traps not just holographs and that Joey is one of the best characters in the entire franchise but seriously?

This is going to be heaven or hell.

If Billy wins, then Captain Forced Meme eats another loss and the real Captain Marvel dabs on her corpse.

If Carol wins, then death battle will have another embarrassing screw job up there with Toph vs Gaara and Yang vs Tifa.

The general rule is that Marvel has a higher floor but a lower ceiling than DC. Street level Marvels tend to beat street level DCs but high level DCs tend to beat high level Marvels.

Carol is going to get DIALED like Quicksilver, Thor, Hulk, Dr. Strange, Namor...

heh

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Zachary Levi seems like a chill dude. He's like the opposite of Brie Lawson.

I hope CHADzam smacks her into oblivion.

By all metrics this should be a repeat of 18 vs Carol. I can't think of a single good reason for Carol to win. Maybe if they literally just use movie Shazam and nothing else.

>goku doesn't count because it was a rematch
pic related
also Mega Man Classic lost to Astro Boy and the Mega Man Battle Royal he's 0-2

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The data was fucked as usual but the result was accurate. Carol may have the power of a star by the time we reach Super Saiyan we're easily into star-level feats. And Carol has never survived a black-hole, she's just borrowed the energy from one.

And this is assuming 18 is generous enough with her energy to let Carol go Binary in the first place, base Marvel is a stomp.
The absorbing ability was horse-shit, yeah, but honestly 18 would have shrugged off any attack of Carol's regardless, worst-case scenario is her clothes getting ripped.

The solomonic wisdom should stay his hand once his victory is clear - he can just take his name back, and maybe go chill with Kamala or something afterwards.

That's another thing to consider. Is Billy really going to blast her enough for her to go Binary in the first place? It seems more likely he'd just punch her.

>Mega Man in the loser hole with Charizard and Shadow

It's not fair.

>worst-case scenario
That sounds like a best-case scenario to me

>People worried that Carol will hit him with his own lightning and turn him back into Billy
No.

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post yfw it's Toph vs Gaara 2.0

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>2nd fight was all guys named mega man
>3rd fight was two chicks with widow in their names
>4th fight will be two heroes who have been named Captain Marvel

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Cyborg vs Kamen Rider one
It's not the Metal, it's the Men

That's a good one, but which Rider?

This. Comics run mostly on feats, which makes battles easy to do, but dragon ball runs on power levels. Because of this you can only assume that SSB or MUI Goku is enough to beat superman, not prove it, since we don't know superman's power level.

Shadow losing to Mewtoo was so bullshit. Don't get me started on that one.

Because he understands he's simply an actor playing a role, and doesn't have a point to prove.

One, also known as Ichigo

>That ending
Between this and Carol vs 18 I got to ask, are the the DB guys low-key Ryonafags who post ORANGE MAN MAN on twitter to hide the fact that suffering women make them hard?

Shadow doesn't have the necessary mental fortitude to withstand Mewtwo
this is one of those "battle should have ended before it even begun" situations, mind control is hax

youtu.be/D0LCklqrYgc

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You'd have to get a stronger Rider because post-Metal Cyborg has hypertime powers now.

I'm surprised they haven't done this one yet. It's an obvious stomp for Jason, but it's still a fight that needs to be done.

Decade then?

That would work!

But you're completely right.

I'm surprised they haven't done horror film characters at all

Change it to Michael vs Leatherface for a more grounded fight. Jason is a supernatural entity.

don't forget Dante impaling Bayonetta with 5000 swords

He resisted Black doom's mind control. He can also stop time and blitz mewtwo.

when did black doom try and mind control shadow?

DIALS meme?

>DIALS meme?
>he doesn't know
Oh to be so young again....

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Yeah, pretty good VA's.

>He resisted Black doom's mind control.
Shadow IS Black Doom, or at least a part of him. It's not much of a feat.

But then Bubba gets stomped. He's just a big retard with a chainsaw while Michael is low-key superhuman.

Powdered Toast Man vs Really Really Big Man
"Breakfast of the future"

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Well Levi doesn't have a point to prove in the first place.

...isn't that what he said?

It was in his video game, during the last story.
He can still stop time however. It's in character for him to go for the blitz, since he did that during his fight against silver. Mewtwo, on the other hand, usually toyed with his opponents, using his telekinesis.

>Implying Michael isn't supernatural
First movie ends with him surviving being stabbed twice and mag dumped out a window.

In the most recent Dr. Strange and Carol crossover, Dr. Strange granted Carol complete immunity to magic powers.

Source?

Also that's not going to save her from a simple kinetic thrashing.

Did he give her a time machine too?

And an amulet that makes her inmune to cosmic powers and and a super gun that can destroy unvierses and anda and a... a pet cat that retcons.

Post source or you're fake news.

CONFIRMED FOR CNN

>It's like 18 vs Carol but--

1. Billy is even more powerful and faster than 18.

2. Billy doesn't rely on energy attacks as much as 18.

3. Billy has a magic voice in his head telling him the best way to fight.

4. Carol can absorb magic, but she can't do it as easily as other forms of energy.

I can't see a single way for Carol to win.

Billy is going to bust that bitch down to Private Marvel.

Are Goku shitters still in denial?

Sawyer Family vs Michael?

this one's good

Korra vs. Ryuuko
"Fuck the system"

You know, I've been waiting for them to do an asymmetrical match.

Dead by Daylight Killer battle royal when?

Yeah whenever a girl dies they tend to die in a way that says they spanked to it. Chad and Ben are clearly degenerates who post SJW talking points because they're scared shitless what would happen to them if they were confirmed Ryonafags.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfJeEnkXGbuGh2Cv07BvgUSLqhop5PAn61pHEJDhxNLNu458A/viewform
Just don't spam

Wario vs. King K. Rool
"Greed is Good"

That's quite a lot for a battle royal.

>Slightly magical or purely mundane
Myers
Billy
Bubba
Legion (all four of them)
Trapper
Clown
Huntress
Amanda

>Overtly magical
Freddy
Spirit
Wraith
Hag
Doctor
Nurse
Plague

That's a lot. I'm not sure how you'd go about deciding a winner.

Plus they hate DC.

Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin
"Doh"

Don't think so. One of the hosts outright said he thinks DC > Marvel when asked

Beerus vs Sailor Galaxia
"Sailing Destruction"
Kaido vs Ridley
"Scales and Crossbones"

It'll come down to the ghostly/magical guys and Freddy would have an advantage since he's the only one that's been shown to be able to kill and absorb souls.

So basically, the worst killer in the game ends up the winner. If not Fred than Wraith as he's pretty sane for a killer, might have a way of dealing with Fred, and can stay the hell out of sight until he needs to act.

The most sane ones that are likely to form a strategy instead of zerg rush out into the melee and die are

Trapper
Freddy
Wraith
Billy
Amanda

Of those, Billy is bad for stealth as his main weapon is a fucking chainsaw and he's a giant inbred mutant man so he's toast. Trapper doesn't last much longer because his beartraps can't even kill survivors, forget about killers. Amanda can only hide as she's just a girl with a trick knife and pig mask, so it comes down to Wraith vs Freddy and I'd give the edge to Freddy.

Demi Fiend vs the God Emperor of Mankind
"Shake the Heavens"

source on that

Goku (Evolution) vs Dante (DMC)
"Reviled Defiled"

>The one time Goku wins a Death Battle its the Evolution incarnation
They wouldn't be that cruel would they?

Punisher vs Judge Dredd
"All Points Bulletin"
Big Boss vs Captain America
"Let Freedom Ring."
Kira Yoshikage vs Tohru Adachi
"Simple Life"
Dante vs Ghost Rider
"Drag me to Hell."
Raiden vs 2B
"Cybernetic Carnage"
Kenshiro vs Yujiro Hanma
"Fists of Iron."

Unpopular opinion, but i really like Death Battle, and with their most recent fights they are doing a great job. The research can be a little iffy some times, but considering the time frame they have to work to research for one single episode is impressive and i am happy they deliver a fun show.

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kek

Mega Man Legends 3 never
;_;

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I completely agree. I think they do a wonderful job and I've really been enjoying them recently. Darkseid vs Thanos was the highlight of my week. I'm so glad they got that one right. The only* fight winner I disagree with is Rogue vs Wonder Woman

*I don't watch anime, so fuck off toph vs gara anons, I don't care.

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Its a guilty pleasure
Probably because I grew up on SMBZ and DB was pretty much the most reliable way to watch sprite fights for a while and still is quality wise for the most part

Same
but if carol wins then fuck them and i hope they die

If Carol wins they're going to lose a lotttt of credibility. She's far from being one of the most powerful heroes in her universe and she's fighting magic Superman. The power gap is wider than Toph vs Gaara and Yang vs Tifa by far.

pic related

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My respect for him just increased by like 3 orders of magnitude.

Can anyone tell me if MCU Natasha is superhuman like 616 comics counterpart? The films don't really give a real answer. It's pretty vague.

He's absolutely right though. DC generally holds all the GOAT comic stories.

616 Widow is "peak human". which means if she existed in the real world she'd be an unstoppable juggernaut (real people can't dodge bullets or survive falling off a building) but as far as comics are concerned anybody could do what she does if they tried harder

Now I remember why I preferred Marvel over DC back in the day. At least during the 90s

For a brief time in the early 90's, Marvel actually had the higher power levels. Superman was so weak explosions hurt him. The GLC were dead. They lost Marvel vs DC.

Then Morrison started picking up the power levels back up with JLA and Flash.

Are you high? 90's was the worst time for Marvel and the best time for DC. DC had Vertigo and JLA . What did Marvel have? Midnight Sons? A million X-books? Clone Saga? Heroes Reborn? Onslaught? Maximum Carnage?

90's Marvel was SHIT until Busiek's Avengers.

Maximum Carnage was fun. Ah the rad and edgy 90s.

>Edgy
>Entire story is about Peter being a bigger pussy about killing the murderous psycho than Batman
>Peter not letting Venom and Firestar cook his ass led to countless innocents dying horrible, painful deaths
>Ends with Deadlock using a happy bomb to defeat Carnage and Shriek with the Carebear Stare
>Edgy

DC had the real edge in Vertigo. Marvel was psuedo-edge with Ghost Rider and X-Force and Midnight Sons.

I win when they both start hot dogging my weenie.

The girl with the better tits won.

Marvel and DC has a really warped sense of what peak human really is.

Midnight Sons had some pretty solid one-off horror stories that just happened to have superheroes in them, as well as a horror-themed Spirit parody that may well have influenced Moore and Miller.

Link vs Cloud rematch
Hero of the Life Stream

Sterling Archer vs James Bond
Unprofessional Espionage

Akuma vs Shang Tsung Rematch
Deathly Fists

Damn. Is there a battle that could cause more salt than Carol vs Billy? I mean besides Superman vs Goku 3?

see Only if Goku won

Naruto vs Luffy.

Tifa vs. Yang rematch
"Go ahead and hit me"

Devilman vs. Etrigan
"A hell of a time"

Megatron vs. Skeletor
"There is no leadership but mine"

Ghostbusters Team Battle Royale
"Who you gonna call?"

Aliens (Xenomorphs) vs. The Zerg vs. The Tyranids
"The perfect organism"

The Tick vs. Deadpool
"SPOON"

Mickey Mouse vs. Spongebob Squarepants
"I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material"

Feminism is her true strength.

The only way there would be mass salt would be if Billy lost... Because that would be bullshit.

I'm trying to think of some bullshit reason for Carol to win and I can't. There is no reason at all for this not to end up Carol vs 18 version 2. Even the most entry level Billy material like Curse of Shazam shows that Carol can't revert Billy through magic lightning blast redirection as see here: >GB Battle royal
Winston all the way. Egon if there's a minute of prep time.

>I'm trying to think of some bullshit reason for carol to win and I can't
It's really not that hard to fathom user
FEMINISM

>He wasn’t there for the last thread.
They are.

Would it be okay if Flash used his powers so much he suddenly started making constructs out of his willpower?

False. At this point in time, in fights featuring Marvel and DC characters, DC has won more.

I can get liking certain lanterns more than others but Kyle's got a shitload of personality. He's all personality.

Flasfact: the Flash did that decades ago. Well not from his willpower, but he used the speedforce to make clothing and armor.

Hals just catching up, asscreamed flashfag.

That's because they got red pilled hard on DIALS. In early seasons Marvel ran roughshod over DC. Now the JLA is two wins away from total supremacy over the Avengers.

And Cyborg might kill Vision as a victory lap.

>And Cyborg might kill Vision as a victory lap.
I really want to see this shit happen.

I can't really think of good Avengers fights for Hal and J'onn. Maybe Quasar for Hal, but Quasar is pretty obscure for Death Battle. As for J'onn I have no fucking clue. He's basically a min/max Superman who traded ranks in abilities for more powers and a weakness to fire he sort of got rid off years ago (now its only "emotional" flames like what an arsonist would make).

I suppose Super Skrull or Professor X, but those aren't Avengers.

Maybe they could go full Hype and put him against Sentry? The powerhouse JLA member about inner harmony vs the powerhouse Avenger about being totally schizo?

BOOYAH SHOWERS would rape Vision. Sonics have been shown to effect him in his low density form and surprise surprise Cyborg's go to weapon is a sonic gun. You add in motherbox hax and the recent hypertime powerful from Metal and Vision is fucked.

>And Cyborg might kill Vision as a victory lap.
Please santa, it's all I want for Christmas and I don't even like cyborg.

People shill Nova for Hal, but that's a free win for Hal. Silver Surfer maybe? He beat Kyle in the crossover, but I think Hal, especially in recent years, would give the Surfer a run for his money.

I'm sorry, I don't think you get it. Did he start tapping into the green super battery of willpower because he was using his completely unrelated powers you fucking imbecile?

"Lol stop being a fag GL ring can do anything speed force doesn't matter" And you're talking about characterfagging while hal's schlong is in your sinuses.

>barry allen saves the universe from anti-monitor
>barry allen saves the universe from the flashpoint timeline
>barry allen saves DCTV from obscurity
>barry allen stops marvel in their tracks in death battle
flash fact: barry is based

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s e e t h i n g

If you're doing a "calm vs crazy" deal Hulk would honestly be a better match for MM. It's also a brains vs brawn fight and a fight where they're both green. Hulk even has a little bit of a shape shifting power.

Surfer would be an interesting fight. I can honestly see it going either way.

>barry allen saves the universe from the flashpoint timeline
user I....

Chill nigger, other characters have accessed the speed force. It's a force of nature separating the local multiverse from the sphere of the gods, its not like its a private clubhouse where only Flashes can go.

Too bad his film can't save DCEU.

So what will the Marvel vs DC score be once Billy's done stomping Carol's (lack of) ass?

>Too bad his film can't save DCEU.
Because not-as-based-as-Barry-but-still-fairly-based-Arthur already made it happen, can't do what's already done.

Wouldn't something called SHADOW be a dark type? Meaning Mewtwo would be at an disadvantage? Or did they use Anime Mewtwo?

now that's really stretching it

Well Goku, 17 and 18 survived in a blaxk hole. Also Goku and Vegeta constantly train in gravity 10-150x that of earth
youtu.be/ks91q_go2fk
youtu.be/cLTN5yGiOBI
I say those are feats along with being able to teleport across the entire world and even before that Goku was fast enough to fly halfway across the planet to Frieza. Even Friezas beam is FTL but some faggots think it's only as fast as a bullet because someone said it was just like a flash of light even though DB Roshi caught bullets from an automatic rifle. Also by Death Battles own math DB Roshi is Stronger than Super Sayian 3 Goku

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Here's the part I was talking about for Roshi

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7/10 if it goes to Shazam
8/9 if it's Danvers

Jesus, as someone who agrees with the outcome I don't care what Wiz says at the end. That was goddamn stomp for Natasha.

It's one thing to outclass another assassin. It's another thing to do it by comic book physicsing a ferris wheel into their sniper perch.

Let's look at the Marvel vs DC fights.
>Season 1
>Rogue vs Wonder Woman
Winner: Rogue (lol S1)
>Batman vs Spider-Man
Winner: Spider-Man
>Season 2
>Captain America vs Batman
Winner: Batman
>Deadpool vs Deathstroke
Winner: Deadpool
>Iron Man vs Lex Luthor
Winner: Iron Man
>Green Arrow vs Hawkeye
Winner: Hawkeye
>Season 3
>Flash vs. Quicksilver
Winner: Flash
>Hulk vs Doomsday
Winner: Doomsday
>Season 4
>Venom vs Bane
Winner: Venom
>Thor vs Wonder Woman
Winner: Wonder Woman
>Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099
Winner: Batman Beyond
>Season 5
>Black Panther vs Batman
Winner: Black Panther
>Dr.Strange vs Dr.Fate
Winner: Dr.Fate
>Nightwing vs Daredevil
Winner: Nightwing
>Thanos vs Darkseid
Winner: Darkseid
>Season 6
>Aquaman vs Namor
Winner: Aquaman

As someone who takes all the results with a grain of salt, cross examines the research like a prosecuting lawyer and feels vindicated about Tifa vs Yang ever since the disarming. I do think that be it because of nerd rage pressure or genuine commitment, they've improved by lightyears over time and thus far I haven't had a single complaint since S5.

>inb4 Carnage vs Lucy
Fuck it, fire was SUPPOSED to be symbiote kryptonite for a good long while and Lucy ended her manga as a global threat.

I kind of hope they know enough about Miracleman to find a good match for him in DC at some point, just for how hilariously fucked up Miracleman is.

And Seven Soldiers/Final Crisis. Good god, maybe it's for the best DC never did a crossover with Shounen Jump around the time Medaka Box was ongoing.

Jesus user, that's a bit harsh considering how much Metal wanked Motherboxes by association. That's a Trueseid vs Thanos level mismatch.

Surfer seems to have that Superman tacit plot armor where he gets to be a heavy hitter regardless of how much his power source jobs, doesn't he? He was still surfing around somewhere during the Beyonders' attack even though his master was killed in their assault, and was the last thing standing up to the Thanoses in that one future where they killed everyone.

Wasn't there a universe in Exiles where Carol's evil and she's his fucktoy?

Would Yea Forums be agree to have all Goku vs Superman shit to stop forever but in exchange Goku will win the last Goku vs Superman deathbattle.

No.
The spic rage is too amusing.

Which fucking sucks. I'm one if three people that love Carol and even I can acknowledge that this is a curbstomp fight.

Old ALSO hate if they had her win with an asspull. It's a lose/lose situation.

Really wish they wouldn't have these incredibly uneven fights.

Green arrow won that fight.

Wait nevermind, it was hawkeye.

Hal will probably go against Nova and J'onn will probably go against Piccolo

No. I want to see more angry mexicans and more of the eternally butthurt argentinians.

>Batman beat Captain America
>Batman can't beat Black Panther
How does this make sense? Aren't Captain America and Black Panther on more or less equal footing, if one beats Batman they both should

Batman doesn't have anything in his regular arsenal to deal with a full vibranium suit.

Skeletor vs Ainz
"I've got a bone to pick on you"

>Marvel Claims Widow was injected with a serum that gives peak human abilities
>She can doge bullets at near point blank range, survive falls that are thousands of feet from the air, run faster than Usain Bolt's speed of 23.35 MPH at 32 MPH, and take grenade explosions face first

I'm tired of Marvel telling us that humans are capable of any of this. Just say she's superhuman like Spider-man, but inferior, just like Cap.

>>Iron Man vs Lex Luthor
Fucking BS that Stark was able to use all his armors, while Luthor was only stuck with his Kryptonian suit and satellite canon. Luthor has a whole army of robots.

Should have been Green Arrow

Immortal Hulk likely invalidates the Doomsday fight now.
>Hulk is fucking immortal
>Hulk is the antichrist
>If Doomsday tears apart Hulk he'll just reform around him
>BTFO'd all of the Avengers until they had to fucking exploit his weakness to light to kill him, he still lived afterwards
>And he never, ever dies

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God I hate Hulkfags

and he has a time machine and a lightsaber and every time he's not on panel, everyone is asking "where's the hulk?"

>this will be my final post on Yea Forums

Modern Cyborg would steamroll Vision hard, motherbox technology is legit busted.

Cyborg is a character that goes from jobber robot to Fourth World Technopathic God on a dime.

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With the new meta-mystic interpretation of Hulk, he is probably stronger than Thought Robot Superman.

They should've had Carol fight Captain Atom.
>Government Stooge with Energy Powers vs. Government Stooge with Energy Powers

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>Your fat ass belongs to mother Russian now, Frenchie
Did SA go too far with that line?

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DB Vs. SM is a massive stomp in SM's favor, Dragon Ball is mainly physical feats, Sailor Moon has cosmic and magical feats and hax that make Marvel Vs. DC Death Battles look fair.

Season 3 is when they started to realize DIALS.

Ollie would have won if they had used Silver Age feats. In the original Justice League the dude stopped a nuclear missile with his arrows. I don't think Clint has ever reacted that fast.

Batman beat Cap because of his Bat-toys. Batman lost to Panther because Panther fucking melts his toys.

>Piccolo
I hope not. Seems like a really lame matchup.

Carol is always the fuck toy. Her acting like a stone cold bitch is just a facade to mask her vulnerability that manifests itself in alcoholism or the cock carousel.

It's criminal how fucking little BOOYAH SHOWERS gets used even after his power boost. He mentioned being able to call in help from Hypertime during the first arc of Snyder's JLA and hasn't done shit since.

He's got a busted power level on paper but all he does in JLA is operate the transporters.

My nigga captain atom could obliterate carol

Rose vs Ermac or Shang Tsung
"Soul of the Fight"

No. I haven't seen Mexicans this mad since the war with Texas.

>Devil Dad Hulk reverts with sunlight
All Doomsday has to do is knock his ass to the sunny side of the planet and he auto-wins.

>Gets beat by the Avengers and stuffed into jars for a week
>Stronger than Thought Robot

That ending was kind of hot. God bless Ben and Chad being low-key Ryonafags.

I don't understand why they haven't had Cyborg team up with Orion and Mr. Miracle and go on big cosmic adventures throughout Hypertime.

Then he'll just have to wait until night time.

>Implying their fans are aware or even care about comic books

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This is how it will happen
>Carol will win because "muh stronk womyn" even though they won't say that and she needs a W after Android 18
>it will happen by her absorbing his lightning and somehow tricking Billy into saying Shazam and reverting him to his kid form even though she has no way to do that and Billy would have to be seriously jobbing for it to happen
>everyone will rightfully point out the bullshit
>this will be ignored with "lul incels just can't handle that a stronk woman BTFO their white man, get a life losers, its not even real"
>Shazam will have come out and will be doing just as well as Captain Marvel, maybe even better
>fight becomes easy bait to get powerlevelfags mad
Screencap this

I'm not screencaping that shit cause you're not saying anything new here

They might use the time she sucked the power out of Count Nefaria in New Avengers to justify it, but it’s still bullshit as Billy has both the stamina of Atlas so he can’t get low on strength and the power of Zeus so any juice she sucks out he should be able to suck right back.

He’s not like Nefaria. Nefarious doesn’t have near the control over his ionic energy as Billy has over his lightning. Nefaria has never made a ping pong table out of his energy.

Plus, while Carol can absorb magic, she has difficulty absorbing it.

Nefaria got sucked because Carol was able to stay in proximity to him.

She tries that with Billy she gets smashed into the moon.

>he thinks they'll have an adult kill a kid
>an adult that they portrayed as a whiny cunt in the last fight
She'll not only go 0-2, they'll have Billy break her arms and curb stomp her like 18 did.

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Hierarchy of Death Battle immunity
Little Girls (one has been in a fight so far and she bullshitted her way to victory, being a cripple may have helped) > Little Boys unless killed by another Little Boy > Teenagers > Adults

>the hosts are woke as fuck and they'll likely give Carol the win because she's suddenly very popular among their friends.

Fucking HOW though? Literally nothing Carol has done has surpassed Billy in any of the CM comics. Even the rebooted ones. They cannot bullshit their way out of that even if they tried. Billy is Superman levels of OP that it's ridiculous.

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He'd get fucking destroyed. Current Doomguy (A.K.A Doom Slayer) Is basically a demigod at this point.

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Kid Miracleman vs The main party of Earthbound
"Children of the future"
Would make for one hell of a depressing fight no matter who wins

yeah but at least there's a proper theme with the characters other than having the same name at different points in time.

Yeah. Listen Yea Forums Screwattack may be woke but they're not THAT stupid.

ScrewAttack is dead, only Dead Battle now

Not true, what about their top 10 videos?

Moved to a different channel because YouTube's algorithms are a bitch

Billy has th power of Zeus. Carol would somehow have to drain the power of one of the members of the Quintessence to depowet Billy.

Captain Marvel is an independent woman. Of course she can do that.

In the emergency publication "Steven Strange teaches Carol how to use magic", Caron learns how to be completely drain the magic powers of her adversaries.

I never new Zeus and co were so powerful. Could he beat darksied?

Physical form? Yes.
Real form? No.

>Physical form? Yes.
Even then it's doubtful.

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Of course Carol is going to win. Don't set yourself up for disappointment. Best case scenario is a draw.

>Also Goku and Vegeta constantly train in gravity 10-150x that of earth
who the fuck cares about that when Roshi has been able to destroy the moon since og dragon ball

>Rogue vs Wonder Woman
>Winner: Rogue (lol S1)

>Thor vs Wonder Woman
>Winner: Wonder Woman

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It was season 1.

And the stamina of Atlas, and the strength of Hercules, and the speed of Mercury...not to mention if she drains his power (huge if) he should be able to recall it back to himself by saying Shazam.

Not to mention one of his most basic moves is sharing and recalling his power from Mary and Freddy. If Carol steals his power he should be able to “lol nope” it and get it back.

Carol is going to win. No way is DB going to let DC run a five kill streak on Marvel.

pick a challenger

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Watchmen or post-Watchmen?

Based brainlet.

One Punch Man

Captain Atom

Silver Surfer

That's the only thing keeping Billy from taking this, DC been running circles around Marvel.

Sonic should have beaten Mario in the rematch

>The Archie Sonic isn't allowed
>But the Supermario cartoon is
Wat

>Leo shouldn't have won the TMNT battle royal.
is this right?

Superman.

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Remember what happened to Street Fighter?

Who wins?

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Carol got her ass handed to her by 18 who is weaker than Goku, who is weaker than Superman, who is literally on the same level of OP bullshit as Billy.

The only way she'd win is if they have her kill him in his kid form. And even then that would just make her look even more awful.

Daffy Duck

Jimmy has a gun that turns your body's composition to cheese

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>She speed blitzes Billy before he transforms
I'm sure that violates their rules as Superman isn't allowed to blitz base form Goku and Optimus wasn't allowed to run over Amuro on his way to the Gundam.

Can't beat the cheese ray man.

Starting as Billy would be like having Batman needing to gear up mid-fight

....She's fucked, isn't she?

Who would win here?

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By all accounts, yeah. Billy outclasses Carol in every category (speed, stamina, raw strength) by being a magic-powered Superman. Carol has even shown to have trouble dealing with magic-based attacks on multiple occasions so he has that backing him up too.

Her only way for her to achieve max power requires being feed energy, which is useless against a with knowledge on things he has never even fought

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Doesn't Dexter have much more destructive inventions? Pretty sure he has a robot the size of a building.

I think in the most recent mini series he got Carol and Thor were about to try and fight him, he claimed they had no chance and then fucked off into space.

I always wondered where the fuck dexter got the funding/resources to do the things he does
I know its a cartoon but they poke fun at it a lot, like Dexter's dad being mystified at the electric bill

Cyborg unironically.

This. It's like 18 vs Carol but the deck is stacked even harder against Carol.

Carol was overpowered by some spaceships. I'm pretty sure Power of Zeus can do her in.

>Real form
Stop referencing this irrelevant shit every time Jobsied jobs.

God, that was so fucking stupid. She can absorb energy and she was in Binary form when that happened.

REALLY hope that the new run re-establishes herself as a planet buster that doesn't get taken out by any stray laser by mooks.

Yes. Raph has shown time and again he's the most capable in a fight, saying Donnie would stalemate Raph for a while due to his longer reach completely ignores the fact almost everyone has longer reach than Raph, it's not like this is a new situation for him. Also Leo can try to go for the easy win against Mikey all he wants, that's not going to stop Raph's hateboner for him, he'd likely just double team Leo with Mikey then take him and Donnie out at the same time.

Toph held up a building the size of the Taj Mahal, something that weighs hundreds of billions of tons. Even if it was only for a few seconds, that's way above what Chief Green Day has ever done. Plus, structures like that can generally shrug off fuckhuge sand storms, like the ones Captain Eyeliner produces, usually without damage, even if we assume his is more focused than those are, it'd mostly damage the siding, maybe collapse a portion of the building, but it'd be fine. Regardless of this, Toph also commands sand and on very similar scales (barring the idiocy of that one comic) and she's been shown casually moving far larger individual lumps of material for far longer than the edgyboi has.

Gaara is good for short, rapid bursts of damage, but he's never demonstrated a level of endurance worth talking about.

Toph is a a master of redirecting her enemy's attacks, he should just be grateful she didn't just throw all of his sand back at him, and then crush him with Sand Coffin.

Nigger they literally said Superman isn't meant to be relatable.

Hyperion would be closer.

>Struggles to shore up a building sinking in sand
vs
>Stops a giant fucking meteor cold
Nigger please.

Only reason they did that was to put a salve on DBZ fans wounded pride.

Would DBspics rage about a Magical Girl beating Beerus?

Pfft yeah

Guzma (Pokemon) Vs Big Smoke (Grand Theft Auto): Grand Theft Pokemart
It's not great but GOD DAMN I want to see Big Smoke react to a Golisopod

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We need a Magic Girl to die. We haven't had tears from that corner of weebdom yet.

In honor of the announcement of the Captain Marvel vs Shazam Death Battle, i decided to recreate a image in celebration.

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...What about Reimu Hakurei?

don't jinx us nigga

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So will the adjustment reflect comic Carol or movie Carol?

I'm a brainlet when it comes to Sailor moon, wtf kind of crazy shit is going on in there?

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While this SHOULD happen, you know they're gonna give it to Carol.

This. They'll make the erroneous assumption that Carol can just suck Billy dry of magic lightning and have her become some sort of unholy Shazam Carol to win.

Yes, Carol struggles to absorb magic. But they won't care.

Sailor Moon is filled with OP bitches that could make mincemeat of the DB universe. Yes even Jiren.

>Death Battle is literally leeching off Captian Marvel and Shazam

Why hasn’t this stupid shitty ass death battle thing died yet?

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Because people find it interesting.

fantastic work

I meant like a specific example like: Sailor Saturn in Episode 15 can chuck a nuclear galaxy out of her ass into Eultzaberb'sd Multiversal ship while having her soul's time stopped or something.

Compared to other faggots who do this kind of work, Death Battle is the least bullshit. For one, they don’t claim Beerus from DBS can destroy 4000 universes and beat Darkseid like that shitty Animation Rewind video did... Now that I’m mentioning those assholes, they also had the Z Fighters fight the Justice League but they put Beerus in the Z Fighters’ side, had the Z Fighters easily win and then their explanation as to why was nothing but bitching about the Goku vs Superman videos in the saltiest way possible. They had Barry Allen, Hal Jordan, Wonder Woman and Martian fucking Manhunter in the JL side but they all lost because “Fuck ScrewAttack, Goku should’ve won”. So many of those vs channels showed just how fucking bias and full of shit they were compared to Death Battle.

DBspics unironically think Goku can beat the Living Tribunal

Wasn't this addressed multiple times in the comics that she struggles with magic?

Call me naive, but i am 100% confident they gonna give Shazam the win. But eh, i will wait for the fight and if he lose, well, shame on me for being optimistic.

>Animation Rewind
Aren't they the ones who have a Sans fight every other episode?

>Barry Allen, Hal Jordan, Wonder Woman and Martian fucking Manhunter
Any one of those four could take on Goku and Vegeta at the same time easily and either likely defeat or at least give a hell of a fight to Beerus.

This, I am honest to god surprised that despite how much hate Death Battle gets (Regardless it they deserve it or not) AR SOMEHOW never gets mentioned at all on this board. Even though we (They/it/(you) I don't give a fuck) fucking hate "who would win" fights, you'd think there would be a whole thread talking about the crazy shit he says like how Sans is a "telekinetic" or some other non DB super example I can't think of right now cause I haven't watched that in a long time.
He actually stopped doing Sans fights after he moved his more "serious VS" fights over to his 2nd channel Rewind Rumble. He had one more Sans fight, "Sans vs The Judge from OFF", but he made very clear that he wanted that to be his last Sans episode.

Joker (DC Comics) vs. The Boss(Saint's Row)
"Prince of Crime"

AR is like the retarded kid everyone agrees to avoid mentioning

>AR never gets hate
Because no one gives a shit aout AR.

Considering Ben and Chad have stated they want Wizard vs Boomstick to be the last episode, how much are you willing to bet RT would try to keep the show alive except with new hosts?

>Hulk vs MM
There's at least one other connection...

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You might as well do Cookie Monster vs J'onn

>The salt from Goku vs Superman can be felt to this very day

Only way they could be worse is if they got Salt the Programmer to judge every fight.

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No one mentions AR because they have absolutely no credibility while DB actually does because they're right 90 percent of the time.

I have to admit, I never actually watched one of his videos, what is the WORST argument he actually made?
Or is he so boring you can't even get through at least half a video without snoring?

Snyder League showed that the JLA's new go-to strategy for universe level threats is to have Jon use his green lantern sniper rifle and shoot a multiverse killing bullet at whatever the target is.

Did they mention that?

They won't care. They'll say something like "oh she struggles with it but she can still pull it off".

I want them to invite on different panels to argue for each character like Ultimate Warrior. I think it would be interesting either by being informative or absolute cringe.

>Superman does anything rediculous
"Outlier!"
>Goku vs Beerus has a punch clash that is stated to be able to destroy the universe, but doesn't seem to actually do anything and after this all the moves look exactly the same as they did in DBZ
"We should scale everything off of this one moment!"

Everything he does is either taken completely out of context or taken in such an absurd direction that it makes no sense, other than it being the direction of his DB bias. He LOVES a > b therefore a > c logic as well as talking about things he obviously doesn't read beyond single image crops found online e.g. superman comics. See and yeah his videos are rather boring, he stammers the same retarded points over and over and over again.

>Kills 0 people
>"A clear example of a universe busting feat"

This. I've saw more pilpul in one video of his than I did in my entire holiday to israel.

*seen

The whole concept is fucking stupid, so why is anyone surprised when people make stupid arguments? The two characters come from two different universes with different rulesets and writing styles.

The only thing worse than applying Dragon Ball scaling to everything is Dimensional Tiering

Unironically giving "power levels" to characters outside the DBverse.

For those worried about Carol energy sucking Billy, Billy can do it to.

In JLA/JSA Virtue/Vice, several heroes were possessed by the seven deadly sins. Billy got greed and absorbed the energy out of Black Adam, Mary, and Freddy.

Note. This wasn't because of a boost or anything. No one got extra powers by being possessed.

So this is LITERALLY 18 vs Carol but worse. He's stronger, faster, better, and can reabsorb energy just like 18.

If DB gives Carol the win its because they're afraid of backlash.

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Watchmen Manhattan is fucking weak, Captian Atom or Firestorm could give him a run for his money.
Post Watchmen he's like some dumb multiversal threat.

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they've always gone for characters that happen to be topical, m8
Thor VS WW was around the time WW was released, Thanos VS Darkseid was around infinity war, etc
It's just smart marketing to maximize views

This. Watchman Manhattan couldn't even travel through time.

Doomsday Clock Manhattan retconned the JSA out of existence. He's clearly been buffed by a LOT.

Why doesn't Billy do this all the time when he fights Black Adam?

Nick and Top 10s moved to The Know, which was shortley after rebranded as Inside Gaming. The Know's fanbase didn't receive the top 10s well, and it went from weekly to monthly. After Top 10s left, they had literally no non-DB content left so they fully retired the ScrewAttack name and are now just called Death Battle.

Because Billy isn't a killer and when he fights Adam they're usually fighting up in the sky going super fast and throwing super strong punches. Suddenly turning him back into a human is dangerous. And besides, it's not like Billy can't kick Adam's ass the old fashioned way.

He energy sucked Adam, Mary, and Freddy here because he's possessed by Greed.

>Captain Atom
>having the same name as captain marvel

what did you mean by this? are you getting shazam (formerly captain marvel) confused with captain atom?

No he's saying Adam vs Carol is more thematic because they're both military stooges with energy powers.

Your answer is in this fight: youtube.com/watch?v=w3GgpZVEcKs

Isn't current Cyborg hax-tier at this point?

oh sorry its late for me my bad

>In the same story the seven deadly sins possess Dr. Fate, Batman, and Plastic Man who doesn't have a mind to control and no-selled Fernus MM's telepathy

Holy fuck those are some powerful demons.

There's is no more SA, only Death Battle (a Rooster Teeth subsidiary).

They're chained at the Rock of Eternity for a reason.

Ok so

If Carol can beat Shazam, who can go toe-to-toe with and beat Superman, and Carol lost to Android 18, who is weaker than current Goku, then by the transitive property, Goku can beat Superman

you just know there's gonna be shit like this popping up if she actually wins

>he thinks they won't have an adult kill a kid

Digimon vs Pokemon fights have already had child deaths. Injustice 1 also killed Billy, so the idea that DB would shy away from killing a character is a moot point.

I can't think of any reason for her to win though. Every argument in her favor has scans shutting her down.

So when is Billy's execution day?

10th april

>any juice she sucks out he should be able to suck right back.
Phrasing.

What the fuck is going on here? When the hell did people here actually start liking this crap?

Around 1940 when kids started arguing whether Superman or Captain Marvel would win a fight.

Dumbass.

What DC characters aren’t at this point?

The kids who grew up with this are now old enough to post here
I'm one of them
The guy they got to voice Thanos watched the series back in Junior High
That's how long the series has been around

Sailor Saturn is her universe's incarnation of death: when she swings her glaive, whatever she wants to die in the universe dies.

Sailor Moon can resurrect anyone from anything, including the above.

Oh ok so she is a Thanos-waifu ok sure.

>Sailor Moon can resurrect anyone from anything, including the above
WTF KILLED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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She can let herself die, but she comes back when... the stars... are... right.

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Martian Manhunter once put Vishnu to sleep to prevent the universe from ending. He’d wreck Beerus’ shit with a good ol mind wammie and call it a day.

Yeah but not with ease. The shit Billy deals with would make Carol see stars.

>Digimon vs Pokemon fights have already had child deaths.
red and tai are both children, not adults
>Injustice 1 also killed Billy, so the idea that DB would shy away from killing a character is a moot point.
That doesn't make sense, it's not like DB is owned by Warner.

Why is that scary?

Billy can do this when he's not holding back:

If DB has Carol kill Billy by absorbing his power and becoming a Shazam Carol I'm going to post these scans in every goddamn DB thread from here to eternity.

>Carol absorbs his power and becomes a fanfic Carol with the Shazam Look.

"Looks like I'm the real Captain Marvel!"

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job!"

I can see it already.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."

Alright, how should Carol kick the bucket this time?
Creativity gets you bonus points

....Fuck. Wiz can't bullshit his way out of this.

>Never send a boy to do a woman's job!
I can't wait....

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Billy absorbing his powers isn’t even an obscure ability, he shared them with his foster family in the new52, he can easily take them away.

>DB has Carol beat Billy because MUH ENERGY ABSORB
>she goes on to beat Darkseid
>then Clark

How it'll actually happen
>shazam hits her with lightning and she explodes, boring and generic
how it should happen
>chained to the rock of eternity
or
>cunt-punched into a black hole
or
>magically turned into a spanner or ping pong table or vegimite jar

>DB kills Billy by having Carol steal his powers, uniform, name, and then belittling him as a little kid.

"Well I guess that proves once and for all who the real Captain Marvel is."

"In the end Shazam just couldn't bring the thunder. The winner is Captain Marvel, the superior Captain Marvel!"

Billy overloads Carol with living lightning to the point she explodes into a supernova because she can’t handle the magic energy then he makes a quip about how Captain Atom could’ve handled that

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Carol is going to win because the hosts are cucks and won't dare make fun of Carol now that she's popular.

That being said, if Billy wins it'll probably be a repeat of 18 with "Wisdom of Solomon says to not hit you and not shoot you with energy!"

How it SHOULD end is Billy going full golden age. "Holey Moley! That evil woman says she's powered by a binary star! I know what to do! I'll find a BIGGER star!"

Then he does pic related complete with GET GOING BIG BOY and kills Carol that way.

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>the superior Captain Marvel!"

Didn't Wiz straight up say she was a cunt and an alcoholic wreck? It's pretty well addressed that they don't seem to like her.

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That was before she become popular with normies. Now they get nasty looks from their SJW friends if they call Carol a cunt so they're going to backpeddle their stance on the character FAST.

>smaller suns would have been mowed down like grass
What the fuck are those meteors?! and what the fuck is that 'dead star'?

Giant super meteors fired by alien war lords to wipe out a galactic civilization and presumably a very big red sun, possibly even Canus Major size.

Fawcett Cap is extremely out of Carol's league, which is probably why they'll gimp him down to Nu Cap.

When Shazam wins, i will be laughing in all of you who think DB is going to let Carol win.

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Even if they could, they'd struggle to find a way to bullshit their way into making Carol win. Especially after the fight with 18.

Because literally everything Billy has done in every single comic he has appeared in, he has shown that he is on the same level of Superman, and that is unavoidable no matter what Shazam comic they look into. Nothing Carol has done would match the amount of bullshit Billy pulled off.

New Earth Billy was certainly on Superman's level since he was able to arm wrestle him equally while sharing power with Mary and Freddy and Superman explicitly called him his physical equal.

Nu though...well he did knock Superman silly, it wasn't in a conclusive fight. He should still win since his power is drawn from the same source as all the Captain Marvels in the multiverse though so other feats should apply to him.

It really is a repeat of the 18 fight right down to Billy having a way to reabsorb any energy Carol drains just like 18.

I remember people were concerned about Thanos and Darkseid.

Have a little faith guys.

>it's not like DB is owned by Warner.
But it is.

So it doesn't really matter what continuity they look into, he's overpowered. Christ, Carol is doomed.

>Not thinking its Billy's ass

Reminder that, by DB's own admittance in Captain Marvel vs. 18, "the numbers don't lie." Carol's best speed is Mach 247 and even in her 'super duper strong and powerful trust me she's the best guys' Binary form she can get punked from behind.

The only thing that makes this funnier is that Billy's movie comes out literally 3 days beforehand and if it blows up and does better than Captain Marvel I'm gonna lose my shit in the best way.

Should've been Billy vs Captain Planet