Could Steven reform Cartman?
Could Steven reform Cartman?
Gavin Sullivan
Daniel Morales
Cartman would obliterate Steven. Steven would be a mess of tears and snot.
Adrian Fisher
i'd love cartman to fuck that little faggot up
Xavier Garcia
Steven will try his best to prove Cartman has an inkling of morality, all the other kids try to explain to him it's no use.
Cartman uses Steven's naivety to humiliate and degrade him but Steven still tries to redeem him. Cartman goes too far by doing something awful to either the Gems or his dad. Maybe he convinces Garnet to break up, maybe he puts Pearl in the brink of suicide. Steven gets enough of his shit and kicks his ass hard and brutally.
It ends with a monologue about how some people can't be saved and sometimes you just have to kick their ass.
Thomas Walker
Steven is going to be eating his dad at the end of the episode.
Benjamin Hernandez
South Park has had Cartman lose a bunch of times. While it's not consistent the general rule is the more innocent the victim (not counting Kyle) the more likely he'll get his comeuppance.
Besides, having Steven beat up Cartman would still make Cartman "win".
Oliver Stewart
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Angel Taylor
Steven would beat the shit out of Cartman unironically.
Brandon Lewis
>some people can't be saved and sometimes you just have to kick their ass.
This a truth that we all have to learn sooner or later.
Alexander Nguyen
>It ends with a monologue about how some people can't be saved and sometimes you just have to kick their ass.
Indeed