I don't see this get discussed so often

I don't see this get discussed so often.

But now that Hargreeve's dust has settled what did you think about it?

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I quite enjoyed it. I thought Ellen Page was fantastic.

I liked but also disliked Ben's role. Him being there as voice of conscious made sense and was heart warming in some ways. But his powers are lame as fuck.

I was bored and dropped it halfway through the season like most cape netflix shows. I haven't picked up the comic but thought this adaptation was really dull, I know there's nothing new under the sun but the powers weren't particularly new or interesting nor were the story lines. The Misfits dude was cool but that's just because he barely needs direction to have charisma and be entertaining. Is the comic decent?

It reminds me of a time when super hero movies weren't for kids. They were, but also plenty adult
Punisher
Ghost Rider
X-Men
Hulk
Blade
Back when every super hero movie was an experiment and directors we're free to just make something and not have to worry about fitting it into a movie franchise.

The sisterfucking was weird, like I know she's not his blood sister, but Jesus.

I agree. Glad the timeline they went with was where he lost his v-card to a raver with a furry fetish

I quite liked it.
Although that could just be that I have terrible taste in media

>I have terrible taste in media
I feel like that. I'll go to the store grab a b-movie at random. Some are good some are bad.

The pacing is some of the most dragged out I’ve ever seen. I’m usually able to look over the whole “problem would’ve been solved if they just talked to each other” plot contrivances, but this show relied on it WAY too much. It starts to seem as if they think the audience is more invested in petty family drama than stopping the apocalypse. I had to stop watching at ep 5.
Not to mention, a lot of the things they were going for I’ve seen done more competently in other shows and movies. And for some reason, for the main draw of the show, “dysfunctional superheroes”, they had strange priorities with the “superheroes” part. Fight scenes with certain characters are good, but other characters with otherwise straightforward powers are treated inconsistently for the sake of plot. One specific character had powers that required no special effects budget, but never used them because- THAT’S RIGHT! It would solve the problems too quickly, thus compromising the plot.

It’s too bad, because I actually wanted to find out where it was going. I looked up episode summaries afterward and thought “Huh, this would’ve actually been pretty interesting to see”.
Then I remembered how it would’ve been executed.

5/10 would’ve been better as a less dragged out movie.

So does he just have a gorilla upperbody or did she take gorilla Dick?

I'm looking at the comic, his dick situation looks worse. So I'm going to say gorilla is just too half, but I'm sure he's got no complaints downstairs

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>I’m usually able to look over the whole “problem would’ve been solved if they just talked to each other” plot contrivances, but this show relied on it WAY too much. It starts to seem as if they think the audience is more invested in petty family drama than stopping the apocalypse. I had to stop watching at ep 5.
Stopped watching at the same point exactly, it just all felt pointless and they clearly were banking on the family dynamics which felt forced as fuck at their worst and passable at best. And the "world is going to end in x days by an unseen force" is such a snore-fest of a plot that I felt I was forcing myself to watch something that was clearly going to drag for little to no pay off and watched Peaky Blinders instead, great show.

So why did the fat dude decide to fuck the donut lady and not Mary J Blidge? She was hotter.

He thought the donut lady's soul was hot.

Both women represent different things
Mary J Blidge is work. I'm sure in there missions they bumped uglies together a couple of times.

The donut lady represented the simply life. Running away to the country side to watch birds. Plus her body is different skinny, white, blonde.

>Plus her body is different skinny, white, blonde.
You know though, how was some 95 pound woman in her 60's supposed to withstand that much built-fat bearing down on her?
The impact alone would be devastating.

It's called reverse cowgirl

5 and Klaus are basically the show, Luther's power is wildly inconsistent a lot of misunderstandings.

Overall, it was fun, would watch a second season.

This.

Hmm. Yes it's much better to get raped and cause the apocalypse than go to California and prevent the whole thing.

>and prevent the whole thing.
If they'd gone to California the Apocalypse still would have triggered somehow.

It was alright. I'm interested in checking out the comic now.

Ellen is my waifu