Surely Euros is cancelled right?

>Japan

oops, Japan actually has more cases, but only slightly yet already 6 deaths

Summer will see a slump of cases because of warmer weather. Euros will be fine.

Its expected it will peak in Europe next Winter

I know, that's why your democrats are currently trying to weaponize coronavirus to kill off boomer trump supporters

they are telling young infected democrats to attend trump rallies in order to spread the virus among MAGA boomers

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>shitaly

I hope we can catch up it'll be hard tho

why italy is so high ?

community outbreak in northern italy after chinese tourists brought it into the country

It doesn't affect white people as much something to do with ACE-2 whatever that is.

they are very unlucky paris isn't thay impacted and it's full of chinese tourists

>mfw when not in the top 10 despite being right next door

I hope I get that shit so I can spread it in the refugee housing projects

The absolute STATE of Italian Healthcare, literally Iran-tier.

>refugees get infected
>euro government invests 600 gorillion Euros in finding a cure

so for first world countries there is only
>France - 4 deaths
>Germany - no deaths
>UK - no deaths
>Swiss - no deaths

so whats the problem for the civilised world? seems there isn't one.

Ahh yes let's cancel this huge international sporting event because a few people around the world caught the flu and 2% of them have died mmm yes very nice indeed

remove boat from japan number

one boat had 600 people

didn't catch patient 0
possibly because they had no symptoms, patient 1 was also an ultra chad who played football, went on a competitive running event and dined in 3 different resturants while infected

1. its not a flu you retard. it is a coronavirus not influenza
2. it is 6%
3. the point is to limit cases so that emergency services are not stretched thin

If your country is on this list you're 3rd world

Hahaha you absolute retard the more people catch it the sooner we develop immunity to it, it's worked with aids and it will work with coronavirus (the flu on steroids)

its not a flu you massive spastic.
did we get immunity to SARS?

>fukushima is safe now!
Really dude? You think Nips are honest?

Yes it's actually pretty simple just breathe lmao

most victims so far were cancer patients, hospitalized 80 years old and the like
the numbers are a bit inflated like that but honestly if it gets money pumped into healthcare i'm all for it

>hospitalized for cancer
>gets infected with viral virus from outside
how the fuck does that happen lol

spread mostly among a nursing/assisted-living home here in the greater seattle area so the death toll isn't necessarily shocking

what IS concerning is that health officials now believe the virus has been in the region for up to six weeks. the incubation period of coronavirus is fucked

How does Iran have so many cases? I know the cases from here Germany and France can all be traced back to the Italy outbreak but Iran seems pretty random.

I think some government officials who were in China brought it there.

One adviser of Khomeini died from it and another cabinet member of the Iranian Prime Minister also contracted it. Didn't help that some days before he was confirmed to have it, he went on national TV to tell the Iranians that the government has it under control and they shouldn't worry while coughing all the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=F-VuRK8L1kg

lol based

>standards of living/hygiene
>proximity to outbreak
>downplay and/or outright ignorance by government officials

>How does Iran have so many cases?
dunno
youtube.com/watch?v=hz-mQb9x6yQ

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cancer patients don't stay 24/7 in the hospital

Lads I have a stag in Spain in early May and one of the fancy dress nights is we all have to wear speedos but I haven't done the work in the gym. The forfeit is I have the leave all the lads get me a prostitute but I just know they're gonna pick a fat back one. Whats the chances of travel being banned in EU zone or am I fucked?

what the fuck are you talking about? Are you pretending to be retarded or are you actually this misinformed?

just get infected bro it will actually cure you bro

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Freedom of movement won't feed my children
Just brings coronavirus and bootleg clothing

>34 new cases in UK
were catching up brother

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>Shitaly can't stop bunga bunga parties even when epidemic is looming
Based honestly.

(psst lads, i'm afraid there are italians present in this thread)

(don't look at them, just calmly leave this thread and then thoroughly wash your hands with soap afterwards)

>most victims so far were cancer patients, hospitalized 80 years old and the like

the first 10 then they stopped reporting

>Counties with the highest death rates are know for being filthy
Did you wash your hands today Yea Forums?

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What do you think?

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because after 10 they stop being people and start being numbers
if you feel like it look through local newspapers who still bother reporting name and ages of the victims, you'll find 90% still fit the bill

>tfw local paper is running stories every day begging people to stop attacking Chinkies in the city because it isn't their fault

Do they deserve to be dabbed on Yea Forums? What's the consensus?

italians are incompetent

Corona will kill all of Belgium I hate Belgium

5555

>it's not the fault of the culture notorious for its unsanitary handling of meat and illegal wildlife trade!!!
>fucking sinophobe!!!!

Italy has the highest IQ in Europe so they are quite literally too smart for proper healthcare and realize all death is certain.

>tfw just saw a group of Chinese tourists in the market square

I didn't touch them, but still came somewhat close to them.
Washed my hands for a minute straight right after I got home.

Our shitty government still hasn't banned flights from China because they're cucks for Lufthansa and don't want to make them lose a bit of money.

People in the comments called them out on this so the paper just stopped allowing comments. Problem solved.

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t. Claudio Tedesco

and yet, Italy is barely relevant in terms of inventions and important people. almost like IQ means sweet fuck all.

the chinese government's inability at handling diseases shouldn't count as an excuse to harass chinese people that accidentally brought the disease to the rest of the world
also, checked

h-how did you know

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Tables have legs?! wtf¡¿ but they can't walk

the problem is, majority of people in the world cannot tell the difference between a Chinese person, Singaporean, Malaysian or Vietnamese. Let alone Taiwan, Japan or Indonesia. Lmao.

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>USA not number 1 in something
WTF bros? We're America! how can we get these numbers up?

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Your nose has no legs, but it can still run.
Checkmate.

UK is literally the most important nation in the history of the world. Has the most important people, most important inventions, cultural, legal and so on. We're a shadow of our former greatness, but it's not like Italy suddenly gained fuck loads more IQ.

>UK is literally the most important nation in the history of the world.

>UK is literally the most important nation in the history of the world

>

>UK is literally the most important nation in the history of the world.

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the British don't need a reason to be a racist

Now show per capita, Im sure we'd be Top10 in that table. I've been trying my best to pump up our numbers by never washing my hands and sticking my fingers in old peoples mouths, don't tell me it's all been in vain?!

Stay fucking mad.

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reminder folks

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>here dude look at a bunch of numbers
shan't be reading that

Iranians are attempting to statpad so they can catch up to China.

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I'd be surprised if you even could.

It was a joke in response to Trump not taking coronavirus seriously.
But Boomer conservatives and Germans can't understand humor

A british "person" just replied to my post

Just who does he think he is?

There will be WW3 without bread and circuses

I work in retail. Some taxi driver just picked up a lad from the airport with the coronavirus.
He didn't say that until money was exchanged.

>It was just a prank bro!

And now you're spreading that shit on Yea Forums.

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Just heard that Chinese people are being told that the virus came from Hawaii

bugs will be dumb enough to accept that information as fact if their government says so

hiya ;)

Based

>Canada not on the list
Damn they're good..

Ironically all you NEETS are the safest of the lot.

>tfw NEET
>tfw have to go out at 5pm, but I should be home by 5:10(pm)

I wish I could just stay here instead.

>flag
lol

2020 and I am forgotten

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Need a bottle of milk lad? Where disposable gloves and dont touch your mouth

First case here today. The starbucks qt cashier offered me a puff of her watermelon taste tabacco yesterday. Still feeling good rn. How long until you feel the first symptoms?

>90 percent death rate
>no cure
>spread fast
Ebola was 40 times scary than this corona horseshit, its like people weren't alive in 2014.

Legit thought we were all gonna die, same time ISIS was wasting niggas in the desert.

I'm planning on putting my hood up and handing over the exact money so I don't need to handle any change.

>90 percent death rate

it was like 40%

but it was almost entirely contained to west Africa so it never became the global pandemic that coronavirus has now become

Brexit Britain using island defences effectively against a disgusting foreign invader.

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>only killed africans

Statpadding against poor opposition.

depends, google says 90 but it was in reality more aound 40
varied in certain countries
>but it was almost entirely contained to west Africa so it never became the global pandemic that coronavirus has now become
imagine if Ebola broke out this far? we would all be fucked.
Im a young healthy male so corona has no chance of killing me, ebola was pretty undiscriminating.

Ebola was easier to contain precisely because of how deadly it was. For 90% of the population coronavirus is about as serious as the flu, so it's very difficult to spot and isolate.

Ebola kills you too quickly to be able to pass it on to too many others. That's how it was contained. It's the Wayne Rooney of viruses. Hot shit and fiery passion at 18, old and finished by 25. The Jlingz of viruses, given the right amount of time will be the death of us all.

So its basically flu but more contagious?

yes, and its more deadly for people over the age of 65 and people with respiratory problems than the flu, its only slightly more deadly for younger healthier people.

Western people are less sensitive to Ebola

practically no western people got infected anyway
only person to die outside of Africa was a liberian man who somehow made it to the states.

Based ghen Co vy

It will be the worst Euro ever so hopefully yes.

elite

Kek underrated

Cheap weed

North Korea has 0 cases and are surrounded everywhere by highly infected countries

I adjusted my medical view to one where alcohol kills the virus and i raised my drinking a bit.

Just have to wait about a week now that testing is being stepped up. It's been spreading largely undetected in the U.S.

No. All players will get adidas/puma/nike etc. hazmat suits.

France is slightly behind you on that list, but kicks your ass when it comes to cultural, military, artistic, and political contributions.

Plague Inc

They are not connecting deaths with the virus even if they occur
Either your test kits are really fucking bad or your government is hiding it. We know ours is

They didn't give a shit about giving out real numbers at first unlike most countries trying to hide it for "muh economy"
WHO actually told them to stop reporting accurately lol