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>Number of F1 races since Vettee last clinched WDC:
124 (22 with RedBull)

>Hund status:
Der koronavirus has kancelled ein illegal tyre test fur der Rotes Auto, maybe wir might nicht be der Unterhunder fur 2021.

>News:
Pirelli has a special tyre for Zandvoort, but might not use it
There won't be a championship race, if a team is missing due to corona t. Brawn
Ferrari and Pirelli cancel 18-inch tyre test due to corona
"We must be incredibly responsible over corona" t. Claire

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motorsport.com/openwheel/news/jack-aitken-albert-park-s5000/4715334/
grandprix.com/news/vettel-admits-he-could-leave-ferrari.html
mclaren.com/racing/team/statement-mclaren-racing-2020/
twitter.com/trvrb/status/1235105449411661825
corp.formula1.com/formula-1-launch-the-official-formula-1-magazine/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZLj5rm5f12k
twitter.com/CroftyF1/status/1235163488839962624?s=19
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WDC to Strullovich.

2nd for Rubinho Barrichello

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>pari kelloo :D

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#LANCESTROLLWDC2020

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G(IMI)-FORCE

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>my team...they made me lose

>Season still hasn't started yet

what the fuck

why not?

because it's not march 12th yet retard

Only 8 more days lad

gonna go and give max some corona

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First time since 2006 that there's a driver on the grid that I hate more than Hamilton

I cannot wait. I hope Corona doesn't fuck with my F1.

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Bernd Maylander is a fucking cunt

Australia will go on as planned, it's already decided. Can't tell you about the rest though

Carrie Schreiner

Muss das sein, Charles?

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On my dick

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No, for me it's Ocon

>5 or 6 races get cancelled due to meme virus
>we finally get the kino 16 race season everyone with a brain has been asking for
>merc and niggerton get exposed, since they can't grand slam the 7 tilkedromes on the calendar to win the title 4 races early
>loois retires after mercedes pulls out of the sport
thank you corona-chan!!

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Carrie gives me a fattie

speedcafe.com/2020/03/04/williams-formula-1-test-driver-to-race-in-s5000-at-agp/

>win the title 4 races early
Not a big change, they're just going to win it 3 races before the end instead of 4
If you're a good driver you're even more able to drive on tilkodromes mate

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What will happen with F1 regarding corona? I've heard sometimes be affected but Ferrari will be the most affected.

FIA voting tonight on a motion to just give the WCC to Mercedes and the WDC to Lewis because actually holding the races is a health risk and not letting Lewis win is racist.

>B-bono... I don't know man... these voters...

>season starts on 1st race's media day
Absolutely pleb tier, season starts the moment the first team announces the first launch date

No, the thread becomes officially /onseason/ once the first car is revealed.

>Mercedes team boss Toto Wolff sent a letter to all non-Ferrari teams in Formula 1 (i.e. everyone except Ferrari, Alfa Romeo, Haas) to jointly act against the private agreement that the automobile association met with Ferrari.
AAAAAAAAAGH ZEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FIAMG, NICHT FERRARI INTERNATIONAL ASSISTANCE, AAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

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f1-insider.com/f1/ferrarigate-teams-fordern-offenlegung-des-deals/
Source

Based Toto keeping the sport clean from cheating.

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>Hund status:
SEETHING

>2020 the kind of season with more drama off the track than on the track

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Even Toto can't disqualify Ferrari, based spaghettis

Kek, what a fucking loser.

BUT MEIN FREUND, DER ITALIEN ROTES AUTO STOLE EIN PERFECT SEASON FROM UNS, ZIS IST EIN TRAVESTY, EVEN A, HOW YOU SAY, EIN DEBAKLE

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Toto will have to use 'that' to disqualify Ferrari

This is my only stress with covid, fucking happooners making a big deal out of a flu.

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Grands Prix will still proceed as planned but F1 cars will only feature at some, WCC won't be awarded and corona affected rounds will be run with whatever open wheelers the host country has with the WDC still up for grabs

Aus GP will be a s5000 race
US and Canada Indycar
Japan Super Formula
and so on

>British GP will be held on the Isle of Man with motorcycles
I'm ok with this.

Reposting this, because Toto is now playing with fire and you should know what happens next.

>Ferrari finds out a clever way to circumvent fuel flow regulations and gain a LOT of power
>Other teams soon notice that and the head scratching starts
>Soon FIA also notices that something funky is going on, but them being literal retards compared to 300 IQ F1 engineers, they have no idea whats going on
>FF some time, people change teams as usual, and some engineers go from Maranello to Brixworth
>As Newey said in his book: "Everything what is in your head is a fair game" and they tell their new employer what Ferrari has been doing
>Merc starts to think. They can either implement the fuel flow trick themselves or properly fuck over Ferrari by snitching out them to FIA
>Latter is it, toto_phonecall.jpeg
>FIA rushes to Maranello
>...
>Binotto: "OK, we stretched the rules to max, but it's not our fault that other teams didn't find out how to trick the fuel flow sensor
>FIA: "Fair game, but to keep the other teams happy, we must punish you"
>Binotto: "Don't even dare, we didn't do anything illegal, just followed the rules, By the way, we know several shady tricks what Merc has been doing and the Daimler board would be very happy if we spilled the beans that they are cheaters, heck, as then they would then have a reason to go away from F1"
>"FIA: "That doesn't sound very good, what do you want us to do?"
>Binotto: "Give us a slap on the wirst, and we will keep our mouth shut on Merc"
>FIA: "I guess we do not have much choice"
>Binotto: "Have a nice day. By the way, fancy a new nice Ferrari road car?"
>...
>somewhere in the background Resta & co. are smirking while fitting new "legal" fuel flow sensors to the 2020 car

The text above is pure fiction and does not resemble any connection to real world.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Vietnam in tuk tuks will be the one to watch. Ricky, Lew and amx will have a hard time keeping up with the Hanoi Hurricane himself, Phuc Long Dong on his home streets

>Phuc Long Dong
Is that like a Vietnamese Dick Johnson?

Some Mercedes historians have said he’s like the second coming of Dick Seaman

motorsport.com/openwheel/news/jack-aitken-albert-park-s5000/4715334/

Aitken to Formula Boomer for Albert park

grandprix.com/news/vettel-admits-he-could-leave-ferrari.html
>Asked if it is possible he will drive for a team other than Ferrari, he said: "It is. I think there is even an example of a German who went somewhere else after Ferrari, if I remember correctly."
>somewhere else after Ferrari
Seb is either going to Merc, or on a """"skiing holiday"""" (pbuh).

Which F1 podcast do YOU listen to, /f1/?

Used to listen to F1 Rejects back in the day, but since they are kill nothing.

>willingly listening to stupid takes

Shift+F1

>the wirst, and we will keep our mouth shut on Merc"
>>FIA: "I guess we do not have much choice"
>>Binotto: "Have a nice day. By the way, fancy a new nice Ferrari road car?"
>>...
>>somewhere in the background Resta & co. are smirking while fitting new "legal" fuel flow sensors to the 2020 car

based red Milhouse
fuck Merc
fuck Bono
fuck Ham

Rosberg is GOAT tier, still lives rent free in #blessed house

Occasional /f1/ vocaroo + the voices inside my head

Patrician tier.

I realise now I don't really like F1 anymore as I was hoping the races would be cancelled because it would be more fun

Willy is gonna be at least a bit competitive this year, r-right bros?

>the old vocaroo where Hungary chopped up WAGlad voice clips to make something new

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luv /f1/
ate f1

simple as

mclaren.com/racing/team/statement-mclaren-racing-2020/

Non-Ferrari teams are seething

We, the undersigned teams, were surprised and shocked by the FIA’s statement of Friday 28 February regarding the conclusion of its investigation into the Scuderia Ferrari Formula 1 Power Unit.

An international sporting regulator has the responsibility to act with the highest standards of governance, integrity and transparency.

After months of investigations that were undertaken by the FIA only following queries raised by other teams, we strongly object to the FIA reaching a confidential settlement agreement with Ferrari to conclude this matter.

Therefore, we hereby state publicly our shared commitment to pursue full and proper disclosure in this matter, to ensure that our sport treats all competitors fairly and equally. We do so on behalf of the fans, the participants and the stakeholders of Formula One.

In addition, we reserve our rights to seek legal redress, within the FIA’s due process and before the competent courts.

McLaren Racing Limited
Mercedes-Benz Grand Prix Limited
Racing Point UK Limited
Red Bull Racing Limited
Renault Sport Racing Limited
Scuderia Alpha Tauri S.p.A.
Williams Grand Prix Engineering Limited

They’ll not be as far away at the back as last year, but they’ll still drop out in Q1 nearly every weekend

I used to listen to an amateur F1 podcast run by a British bloke that occasionally had Joe Saward on as a guest contributor.

Can’t remember the name tho.

>one sentence per paragraph
Why do plebs do this?

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They really want Ferrari go all out after Merc, and it will backfire on them very badly.

Btw according to AMuS there was a mole inside Ferrari that fucked up by going at Merc instead of FIA so the settlment was about "Ok we don't punish you but please don't go full 2007 nuclear winter on Merc's ass"

...and then there's this

>An international sporting regulator has the responsibility to act with the highest standards of governance, integrity and transparency.

>FIA
>highest standards of governance, integrity and transparency

MY. FUCKING. SIDES.

>Merc had a mole inside Ferrari
holy shit

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who is more fucked FIA or rarri, FIA surely?

>who is more fucked
>REEEEEE tell us your settlement
"no"
I'm fairly positive FIA has no obligation to do anything

Will Ferrari and STR be barred from AUS GP for Gorona? :\

or they threaten to not race, imagine having rarri, hASS and afla competing every GP

What's the worst that can happen?

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Liberty, now Ferrari has them by balls and they can demand whatever they want with the new Concorde Agreement or they will spill the beans on Merc & FIA -> Merc fucks off from F1.

And Ferrari wins the WCC, that would be PURE KINO

ask the sexpat in Philippines about this, he seems to be autistically obsessed with corona

SHARL VS BOMER, they crash every GP
>GIMI WDC 2020
my body is ready

>Cat will be back home for dinner

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FiA should just write an official statement going something like this:
>The 2019 Ferrari engine is legal you incompetent fucks, now stfu or I'll slap 100 million pounds penalty on your dumb ass. Of course we don't have to tell you how the engine works retards.
Naturally since Ferrari did a little bit of mischief, they'll pay off Todt and Brawn by lending them Charles as their bottom bitch every Thursday before a GP

YAY

BASED mercedes, red bull, mclaren, renault, racing point, alfa tauri and williams. FUCK ferrari cheaters and FUCK fia and todt

I thought Williams were mean and nasty because they fucked over your boi Robert?

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That's good news, user

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Can someone explain what's even the point of limiting fuel flow? They're limited by total fuel and the engines have to last certain amount of races anyway. Let them inject as much fuel as they want into the engine. Would probably even help with overtakes.

The fuel flow thingy can only significantly help during qualifying as seen last year. During the race it won't do much because as you said they are already limited with the amount of fuel they're allowed to carry.

i don't understand either

And Ferrari International Assistance strikes again

We should remove every limit from F1.
Discuss.

>.“With a set amount of fuel for a race, you have a pointless economy run before a wasteful dash to the flag, a set rate of flow promotes flat-out racing throughout, because hoarding fuel means extra weight sloshing in your tank. It would be totally unsatisfactory to have racing based on so many gallons for the race distance, so the only sensible alternative was to limit the maximum instantaneous power. Therefore, some sort of flow-limiting valve, calibrated in fuel/second, was needed

I don't get it why F1 doesn't use a fuel flow restrictor like Super Formula does.

KOT LIVES!

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To be fair, they did. It took Brawn several races to win again, and Button didn't win again all season!

Honestly setting minimum and maximum outside dimensions, minimum weight for the cars alongside stuff like open wheel/cockpit would be the best. Let's see some crazy design again.

blessed post

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haha robert now is a cuck in FERRARI powered team X-DDDD

I love you user. Happy to hear that.

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>Let's see some crazy design again.
You mean like DAS?

they are still scumbags, but that's infinitely better than being cheaters

>ferrari invents a thing that improves performance
FUCKING CHEATERS
>mercedes improves a thing that improves performance
BASED INNOVATION FROM MERCEDES YET AGAIN

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Wtf, is he based now?

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>With my girlfriend
>Sexpat
Get another joke, this one’s stale.

Tbf I always kinda liked the general design

No, he's a cunt

Bit extreme, he's just whined about losing a bit

Yeah nah, he overtook ten cars under safety car to deliberately crash out another driver, still under safety car. He's a cunt.

post gf then

Yea I guess thats pretty cunty, but also a fair few years ago and he was 15 or 16 years old right?

haha Lando Norris just ripped this design off Xd

tl;dr

You can change suspension setting manual, that's okay. What if changing suspesion that has aeroshape to it, and then becomes moveable aerodynamics?

Lets say moving the toe in/toe out also changes shape of the CF Susp Struts to angle downward for more downforce

Incidente

When you were fifteen, did you know it was wrong to shit in your neighbour's garden bed? What if your father had found ten local businesses to pay a hundred thousand Euro if you could pull weeds out of your neighbour's garden bed, just so long as you didn't shit in it. Would you have known it was wrong to drop a deuce in there anyway?

That is a very specific example, am I missing the reference?

Mercedes already found a loophole here, back in 2018 when their wheelrims were said to be movable aero, they said
>Wir told der FIAMG zat unsere wheelrims only cooled unsere tyres und der aero effect is only second hand incidente :DDD
and FIAMG agreed.

It's already too late, Mercedes sucked enough FiA cock over the years to get DAS allowed

Dubs and Ferrari gets era penal'd by FIA
Trips and nothing happens, others continue seething
Now go get those trips /f1/

No, but it's an equivalence thing. You know right from wrong when you're fifteen. He knew he was racing in a series that has cameras filming from trackside. He knew that most sponsors in junior formulas and those that would take a young driver to F3 and beyond, are not going to like seeing their logo on the side of a car that has gone out of its way to crash into another car deliberately.

The biggest difference between my shitty example and what Ticktum did, is that shitting in your neighbour's flowers is not likely to injure or kill them. The cunt deserves all the criticism he gets, and then some. The MSA deserves a boot up the arse for for suspending one year of his ban - he should have had his racing licence cancelled with no chance of reinstatement.

Nissan in 1970s knew how to make wheels suck air/suck car to the ground. And was clearly cheating even then.

At this point FIA needs to just pay put non-WCC and non Ferrari teams more (RBH, and smaller teams). I hate to sound like Boinee Sandus, but It needs to be fun to watch.

I don't think its quite equivalent. he did what he did because he was seething, so it was a reaction rather than just a cunt act for the sake of it being a cunt act or for money. He may well just be a cunt but I think I'd reserve judgement on a 20 year old for their actions in an angry moment when they were a teenager.

so did dickbum belt that mechanic in SF to get sacked from RB or not?

You first.

Amerifats are back at it again with the horrible suggestions.

Then you're more forgiving than I am - but his conduct in other junior series has not demonstrated any evidence that he has changed at all.

Interesting thread: twitter.com/trvrb/status/1235105449411661825

All it took to infect Europe was that ONE chink that visited Germany for business.

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China shpuld have been cordoned off the second first news reported a novel coronavirus is making the rounds in there.

I'm not the one who keeps bringing up my """"gf"""".

Any F1 driver (preferably WC) that actually poorfag?

Yes, Lewis Hamilton is from Stevenage.

Serious answer, Mario Andretti came from a pretty rough background.

>South African E-Prix in Cape Town looking likely
Nice. Bring F1 to Kyalami next

Hamilton and Ocon afaik

Hamilton is upper middle class, not poor at all
though it's poor in comparison to most f1 drivers tbf

Didn't Lewis' dad have to work two jobs to be able to afford his karting career though?

Gimi and Bottas come from relatively poor families that sacrificed a lot financially to support their racing. Especially Gimi.

My fucking sides.
Surprised that Over-Powered Mercedes is 'this' fuming.

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Hamilton was picked up by McLaren at the age of 13 AFAIR and they supported him financially until he reached F1. Don't know of any other driver being picked up by a big team at such a young age and completely guiding the driver to F1.

TBDesu this seems more and more likely.

DUN DUN DUDUDUN

maybe the italians should have come to australia a week ago?

>Ira’s new “snapped” helmet design
Actually quite like this

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KEK. Nice fanfic, bro.
But I think this line is a bit too far.
>"Don't even dare, we didn't do anything illegal, just followed the rules, By the way, we know several shady tricks what Merc has been doing and the Daimler board would be very happy if we spilled the beans that they are cheaters, heck, as then they would then have a reason to go away from F1"
Rarri was probably just threatened FIA by saying that they'll leave F1 for good like usual.

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>Dear FIAMG, please stop not helping us, that's not why we are paying you. Thank you, Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team.

Jokes aside, this is all empty talk. If they wanted to complain to the FIA they'd have filled a proper complaint via the official track. This public statement is worth jack shit and they know it, but it's probably the best then can do since they know that FIA won't listen or that they haven't got shit to backup their accusations.

Which part, the one about Ferrari not doing anything illegal or Merc doing shady tricks?

>Hamilton
A bit of a myth since he love to dramatizes something. But, I don't know.
>Ocon
Damn. I can't believe that Ocon is actually a poorfag. Almost all zoomers in F1 are all rich kids.

Good for him. Now he's one of Indy's powerhouse.


My guess is right, desu.

>Which part
Ferrari on fully understanding the detail of Merc's shady tricks

The merc plastics are absolutely fuming in the comments :D

D. "Ildo" Ricciardo

corp.formula1.com/formula-1-launch-the-official-formula-1-magazine/
so that's why f1 racing had to change their name. also
>vetlel is yesterday's news
kek

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>'this' fuming.
Yeah well maybe if they didn't burn so much oil there'd be less fumes :D

Yeah, fair enough, I wouldn't be surprised if a certain Indian ox racing enthusiasts forums speculations are about as accurate as Ferrari's.

fuck ferrari

Remember when finding loopholes in regulations was considered smart, innovative and the spirit of pushing the limits (X wings, F-duct, rear brake pedal, mass damper) instead of getting immediate backlash and
>M-muh integrity and fair play?

>ox racing enthusiasts
KEK. Nice one.

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>BREAKING: Italy closing all schools and universities across the country due to coronavirus - ANSA

Liberty must be sweating bullets.

China is gonna be the only race cancelled.
All the governments are gonna just let the F1 crew through without checks and Liberty are chartering private jets for everyone.

>China is gonna be the only race cancelled.
Wanna have a bet?

Liberty is a public company, imagine the backlash if even a single person in the paddock gets sick. They are not taking any chances here now that many companies have cut travel altogether.

FIA should just call Rari's bluff.
Where would they go, DTM?

What wine goes with fried cat?

>Wanna have a bet?
God no, this thread has made me do enough abhorrent things on Vocaroo.
I'm not gonna risk more.

>>Ferrari finds out a clever
>Ferrari
>clever
stopped reading this fanfic right there

Dubs and for every cancelled race you'll go to vocaroo and say "I am sorry /f1/"

youtube.com/watch?v=ZLj5rm5f12k

is porsche, dare i say, /ourbrand/?

Fuck

setting up a c&d-letter asap

>Puts engine in the wrong place
>Refuses to admit it was wrong. Ever.

Sounds like something /f1/ would do.

They're certainly a big meme in fmEme but apart from that they ain't /ourbrand/

Reminder that /ourteams/ are:
Ferrari
Alfa Romeo
Alpha Tauri

>An international sporting regulator has to act with the highest standards of transparency.

Funny how this wasn't an a requirement when Mercedes had their secret tyre test.

>you now remember when Porsche tried to set up wobbler with Maria Sharapova

>ourteam
>SCAT
shan't

the swan is mine

Yes, I have two myself.

heh.. my boy D Ricz.. just needs more time

based

>ferrari
cringe

They should have, I was horrified how the old hag has literally sucked life out of Mark

Pic related, does the man really look like how a 43-year-old man should look like?

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Heh...my boy L-Strollz....heh....he finally got a good car heh.... you'll see... he'll be wdc heh...

What kind of idiot drives in to a hedge?

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what in the fuck? is that marks mother?

You just knew that his whole season will be shit when you saw that happen on first lap of the first race in the first second of racing

>awkward watch posing
Rakesh tier behaviour

But he's sooooo funny :D

dildo XD

rent free

*holds up spork*

>someone talks about F1 drivers in a thread dedicated to F1
>"r-rent free"
*cringe*

Talk about have no comeback. But I wouldn't expect anything more than a brainless catch phrase from a gimmick poster.

wog

so you've played knifeydildo before.

LOL so random XD

Hello lad, how's the wizardry going?

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Nope, it's his wife.

Don't take mommy fetish too far, boys.

is this like the australian form of the architect?

H-how far is too far?

You'll be next, la

see

boiling

what is the coronachan situation in 'stralia? I heard there are many chinks there

For me it’s the Savage Speeders

It's the boss's birthday today

Say something nice about him

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outbreak imminent

Never lost a fight to a woman.

He is the third best Verstappen that I know of.

His daughter was very breedable

>All his jokes are dick-related jokes
Is this Aussie thing or just Ricci thing?

testing now so the numbers will go up in perth a chinese guy died in royal perth hospital of corona virus and his wife was discovered to be infected as well

It's a closet gaybo thing.

Doesn't beat you to death.

That's really sad.

Imagine having to live in Perth.

Morons are panic buying all the toilet paper because TV told them it's made in China and we'll run out. In reality it's all actually made locally.

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also its currently summer in Australia well going into spring but the weathers hot

this thing spreads by staying in a droplet of water on a rail in a shopping centre

if its hot the water evaporates too quickly the virus is exposed and dies

when the weather cools is when we will get hit

when you get older you appreciate it, its pretty safe, clean and you can make good money so if you wanna settle down its decent

theirs also nice beaches

but isn't it like literal hell on Earth in ozland during this time? Corona can't survive in boiling air

Stoflel also came from a normal middle class family. they/he presumably only payed for some karting, but no other series after that.

Congrats on what was probably the most famous pitstop in F1 history

but weren't they taken out of darwin, flown in isolation bags and immediately sent to the containment unit? shouldn't have been any chance of spreading from them.

seewinter is around the corner and thats when things will get nasty we've got time to prepare at least

>theirs also nice beaches
>theirs

Can tell you're from Perth, m80 :^)

Fucking kek. Just shit naked before you get in the shower.

yeah but the fact that he still died while getting the best form of care is a little unnerving

*makes everyone SEETHE*

Have 16

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F. Idk, here we do a lot of business with chinks and they visit a lot. Still no cases and it's winter. We might be safe and weather will start getting hot quickly.

Lads all European cups in wheelchair basketball have been cancelled for next week with one of the excuses being 'Italian and Turkish sports teams are not allowed to travel'. Not sure how true that is seeing as I'm pretty sure sports teams have been travelling freely up until now, but thought it might be relevant with Australia coming up.

semantics and english is a living language

hows the border crisis going?

yeah be interesting to see what our government does with the italian teams

imagine if ferrari was told fuck off

Business idea: Start a rumour that your team has corona so the rival team won't want to touch the ball. EZwins.

CHAD RUSSELL vs virgin albon

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Thanks Simon for that update.

Bit of a minefield there, I assume Albert Park is already being set up, but if Ferrari aren't allowed to go there, then no race will happen. So do you waste a ton of money setting up a track for nothing or do you risk infecting one of your major cities?

fuck the chinks and their bats. I'm going to be seething hard if my most favourite race of the year gets cancelled. I fucking love Albert Park track

well there'll be nothing stopping supercars or formula boomer from running.

Makes me nervous. There's a lot of anti-immigrant sentiment going around.

fuck that imagine if melbourne was shut down imagine the hundreds of interactions an infected italian could have with fans at the gran prix, only in my wildest dreams

>CONSOOOM

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Would enough people bother going for that to not take a huge loss financially?

Supercars will actually be pissing their pants in excitement at the possibility of F1 being cancelled and them taking over the event.

Biz Idea the Brit based teams have to got Melbourne but have a non championship race in their rental cars

Tiddies

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A fellow patrician, I see

wowowow, WOW, WOW! Hold the phone! I-is that a-a FEMALE?? Holy biscuits, I've literally never, EVER, seen one!! And those bosoms!! Truly a sight to behold.

They'd surely offer refunds to people for unused tickets. Supercars is hugely popular though, so a majority of people would still go. But I imagine some wouldn't because it gives them a good excuse to avoid the corona panic of being a large crowd.
If F1 doesn't show I assume they'd forfeit the hosting fee (and maybe have to pay a penalty), which would make the event much more profitable for the promoter.

they would probably still make a loss but it'd be infinitely better than losing everything.

lmao you're just mad because your sewer systems can't handle flushing paper so you put it in a bin

Shit gimmick bruh

but wont f1 face this problem with many countries?

he's an immigrant proper hygiene is foreign to him

is he dare I say it
>based

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why don't shit in the shower?

I actually believe you.

See

>ballsack scrotum ticklish xD

that's his humour, watching drive to survive really highlighted how dumb he is

i wish milk would poor out of her udders

Please don't this is no time for an erection.

I disliked Retardo before it was cool.

never liked the guy you can tell he's a cunt behind closed doors

twitter.com/CroftyF1/status/1235163488839962624?s=19

It begins

Dubs and Ferrari gets DSQ'd in the constructors standings this season

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He would be fired in Bernie's day

How is there no cognitive dissonance in the normieverse, where Anglo-Saxon DAS wizardry is hailed as super clever, cool, and a more than welcome innovation, but Italian engine wizardry is condemned as the most dire form of shameful cheating?
I mean even if Ferrari are blatant cheaters they still got blown the fuck out.
>Don't question MWL you big dumb idiots

Because Mercedes do things in a smart way and Ferrari do it in a fucking retarded way?

He'll keep complaining about it the whole season won't he?

But they both manage to make the car go faster so I don't really give a fuck

All incidents regarding Merc over the past few years have ended in exactly the same way though.

Well then whats the point in rules? Mercedes make their car faster by going around the rules while Ferrari make their car go fasted by smashing through the rules

The theme of 2020 will be constant seething at Ferrari. (as usual I suppose)

FIA says they didn't cheat though :^)

And Ferrari used to be the masters of going around the rules and exploiting grey areas. Now they deserve all the failure they get because they aren't smart enough to play the game.

Digits for Juju.

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The Leaf didn't complain about Rarri's success though. He complained that fans on social media are completely incapable of seeing the hypocorsy of complaining at Ferrari but seeing Merc's loopholes as the height of engineering.

And I explained why it isn't really hypocrisy

Your daughter is a fat pig

Here's the detailed explanation I got
>Mercedes goes around the rules
>Ferrari smashes through them
This means nothing and is purely rhetorical use of language. Especially because not even you know what the FIA and Ferrari said behind closed doors.
I suspect the FIA said this
>Binotto you were too fast last year, put in this new fuel sensor that closes the loophole you used and be slower
>We'll try to spare
*FIA walks to Merc*
>Toto your DAS is pretty slick we think it's kind of cheatey but we'll let you use it this year but we'll somehow close the loop hole it next year ;^) Enjoy your WCC

same ferrari always cheating

*We'll try to spare you the embarrassment of getting BTFO by us and spare ourselves the embarrassment of getting BTFO by leaving fuel flow loopholes by keeping this private

Anyhow, I hope RedBull can challenge MWL
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Protip: They can't

>taking the Britalian bait

Comfy

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Who is this Valerie who hangs out with her everywhere?

This is a shop.

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Pick my fantasy team for me please I only have one sack

Valerie Priszlinger - Event manager.

Just pick Mercedes, Lewlew, and no Italian teams because Corona.

that is a shop

That's not a shop, THIS is a shop.

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DAS will malfunction and cause a DNF for Lewis in Australia
DAS will then be discontinued
Trust me

So you defend dickbum but when ferrucci did something far less heinous he got hit in the face with the book and thats ok?

why doesn't bottas try and win?

...

When was he mentioned at all?

I believe Ferrucci & family also did some racist stuff as well which played a bigger part in it.
Dan has yet to publicly show anything like that outside of him being a hardcore Tory voter.

Is that...a female girl?!

I...I'M GONNA...

supporting someone they like in politics != racist, contrary to what they might force feed you
Its a similar situation as to what dickbum did

ferrucci and his old man putting on indian accents when talking to maini was fuckin funny as

>Hamilton pulls on wheel
>Wheel comes off

please let it happen

whats the advantage of DAS?

Carrie sure enjoyed taking pics in that station...I’m not complaining

If you're a simpleton, sure.

>Sign out of twitter to double check Liv's twitter because she blocked me
>Sign back in and it keeps giving me a redirect page

You win this time Dan.

>supporting someone they like in politics != racist, contrary to what they might force feed you
You probably should know the details of subject you're speaking about before you open your mouth and make yourself look like a fool.

Trans(parent) Lecuck

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dickbum was banned for 2 years. Ferucci is racing in Indy. I don't really know what point you're trying to make?

ferucci was booted from formula series and suspended, the bans dont cross over between series like indy
Oh no, someone mocked an accent! Grow some thicker skin

You're the fool. Clearly you know jack shit about politics

Business idea: All races to be held in Corona hot-spots. Only team/drivers who are truly committed will show up, thereby the winner will be more deserving.

Ticktum was banned for two years but only served one. Be precise.

I like this. How about bonus points if you are infected? Driving with coronavirus adds to the challenge

Can the Halo protect against COVID-19?

I wasn't talking about politics you literal moron.
I was talking about the Ferrucci/Maini incident, which you clearly know little about.

Santino was just breaking balls, he didn’t mean nuthin by it

>merc innovation good
>ferrari innovation bad

seethe more retardo

Imagine being on this guy's Internet Defense Force

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>get exposed as an idiot
>only retort you can offer is a brainless catchphrase
kek

Obviously. The Halo (tm) is effective against anything, it's just the amount

O'Rangers or GTFO

makes ferrari seethe

2020 commentary make-up has been revealed
60% Seething
10% Backpedaling to look like it's not seething
20% Race Commentary
10% Absolutely incomprehensible babbling

If the dumb kraut/turk is gonna defend dickbum the he should have been on the ferrucci defense team too. They are both tard drivers but their situations are very similar, although dickbum got away with much more

Kanker

This feels like a step up from last year

>being this angry

lol

twitter.com/robertdoornboss/status/1235227236950847490 amx driving on MUH BANKING

twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1235238134654406658 and here he's on MUH BANKED last corner

>all those teams siding with Merc even though Ferrari was nowhere close to contending for the championship even with an """"illegal"""" engine
why don't they all gang up against the team that has six straight double championships when they take part in shady shit?

Possible chance to BTFO Hass and Alfa

>'maybe he still is a cunt but lets not be mean and give people the benefit of the doubt' is defending someone
>''''defending''' one person means you have to defend people you forgot even exist

Hope you are getting the mental health support you need bro

i can't wait for someone to lock wheels there and go flying off into the sea

Just when I got used to the V6 and even thought it sounds nice, this brings me back to reality.

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amx drove his RB8 around zandvoort

How could Vettel have driven safer at the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix? Aside from not losing the rear end in the first place?

>his RB8

hes behind the wheel nigga

brake and let hamilton pass instead of pushing him off the track almost making him crush at the wall

Oh ok. Thanks

np

Oh shit I completely forgot there were two more drivers to be announced.

Desert Queen and Vivien pls.

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This finn ferrari cock sucker and his deusional fan fiction.

hello fellow /formula1/ 4channelers. I was wondering if anyone would be able to enlighten me as to the exposable status of Australian /formula one/ driver Daniel Ricciardo. Thanks in advance!

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wow that sounds based. thank you.

David Coulthard in a drag and a female chimpanzee.

Bahamian Scientists found that he has the strange property of being unexposable, even if he does things or performs at a level that would expose any other driver.
I can't get into details, my knowledge of analingual dynamics isn't at the level needed to intuitively understand the conclusion.

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Looks pretty based, but maybe I have some nostalgia goggles on as well hearing that V8

Her name is Naomi

>aussie newspaper published with eight empty pages so it can be used as tipi
I AM CORNHOLIO, DO YOU HAVE TIPI FOR MY BUNGHOLE?

>tfw poor people exist

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Imagine being poor

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What fuckery did Ferrari come up with?

Is this KWAB?

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Non ho mai visto una ragazza così
Con una faccia da porca così
Avanti esci dal locale con me
che non lo ho mai avuto gonfio così

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>In 2008, Hamilton was heckled and otherwise abused during pre-season testing at the Circuit de Catalunya by several Spanish spectators who wore black face paint and black wigs, as well as shirts bearing the words "Hamilton's familly".

abloobloo

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>tfw Viccy never transitioned into fast food reviews filmed in her car

Would have been fun.

#stillwerisetogether
#weareallHamiltons
#Everyoneisfamily
#weareallafricans
Stunning and brave if you ask me

Is she dating Reviewbrah?
...
Is she dating Joey?

>posting someone who can't even afford to buy his own F1 team

POOR

Repeating numerals and no spectators show up at Melbourne fearing of corona

now we're talking, onboard with amx twitter.com/redbullracing/status/1235248388200730626 as i said before, for me last corner is pretty meh, but hugenholtz looks fun, even though it's a slow hairpin

No, she's dating a gigachad who turned her from thiccy viccy to fitty viccy

unironically barrichello

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lance stroll

Somebody's going to get heem'd.

Was seeing the SF90 at Monza pulling away from a W10 with its DRS open worth all this shitshow? Personally, yes.