/hoc/

go knights

Not gonna lie; that's going in my fap folder. It'll feel weird but also satisfying.

where were you last thread?

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I thought the Oilers where good. Why did they need the help of the refs to win this game?

Greesse Puljujaarberg*

hot

they got tired of helping the stors and them not doing anything

nice bait. or did you only watch overtime?

I smoke drugs!!

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I unironically just heard a Finnish man talking about barkov at the game.

*gives the other team a spiritual power play*

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Day 3 of quitting the dude. Its pretty rough not gonna lie

does anyone watch the multi-cam stream on lazyman?

Mueller? MUELLER?

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It's definitely more of a wasteland at this point

did he mention benis? how did you know he was a fin

because he thinks kakko isn't a bust

Because he said "kaksoispiste dee dee dee dee" out loud.

>Losing to the shorks
oh nononononoNONOONNOONO

HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHA

Why bother, the world's ending soon.

No, I saw Benn take a high stick to the face and multiple trips that didn't get called, Did you see those?

don't do it man! it's not worth it!!

>he unironically falls for >his own team's diving
oh no no no no no

Check out Boychuk taking a skate to the face, what a guy

john mayer fucked milf jennifer aniston, taylor swift and katy perry he based

good, can't wait to get skinned alive by the scavenging raiders

Illuminati frat bois fucking illuminati sorority sluts shocking

any update on him?

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>unironically watching wallhug

Gentlemen, I bid you good evening, I am quite sleepy, and need my nightnight

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you body is a wonderland was actually written about _______

honestly the only hot one is jennifer aniston from 1998

the graceful, endangered manatee

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we need to marner to the third line

Yeah he died from getting kicked in the face with a skate you dummy.

this. dude has been playing like shit recently. weak stick and constant turnovers.

I have no idea what you're reacting to or why

>60% wallhugging
>20% substituions
>10% penalties, stoppages, and gay "fights"
>5% lazy passing to each other while the score is tied 0-0
>5% action

so vegas is almost as good as edmonton or edmonton is almost as good as vegas?

Vegas is almost as good as a team with 2 players

are the soccerfags getting uppity again?

Vegas has a free win tonight unless they go full retard so they will be back in first.

EDM has 2 more read/write cycles and one more Read On Write

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Hockey is 10 procents luck, 20 procents skill, 15 procents concentrated power of will, 5 procents pleasure, 50 procents pain, and 100 procents reason to remember the name

you mean to tell me that the team with the two best players to play hockey, possibly ever, is only just barely better than a third year expansion team in the desert?
yikes

Worried about Boychuk lads

uncommonly based

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>B U S T T H E W S
>U
>S
>T

Couldn’t a fuck about whochuk lads

Good for you bud (pun intended)

He died from hos face getting so kicked

imagine how deep into his void studies shannon is right now

>possibly ever,

my shorkies

>laffs

Suomi :)

antti suomiela

possibly

Return the kid to Edmonton or ELSE

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For me, it's the fact that the whole world uses the swedish for for Finland, except Finland

Huomenta

Possibly?

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Finland gave us Spurdo fuck you.

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it’s possible

If the Metro is so good then why is Edmonton 10-2-1 against them?

Sweden created Finland

>leastern conference

is reilly coming back this year?

Ever?

didn’t even know he was gone

He caught MRSA at the hospital and needed extra work done to remove the infected flesh

at least since the summer of ‘69

As in the summer during the year 1969 or a summer in which the singer discovered simultaneous oral sex?

they had to wash out his butty with a piece of soap dont worry he'll be ok

this is the oilers we’re talking about

We are now closer to 2069 than we are to 1969

GO KRAKIES

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So double oral?

What, you don't wanna get raped first?

possibly

>Blackwood

>student teacher gf
>shows her students a pic of nelson mandela
>they think its barack obama
>she says no it isnt
>they think its morgan freeman
>she says no it isnt

based students

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Possibly?

post her stinky pussy or fuck off already

mandela effect

does vodka usually have carbs and sugar and shit in it? or is that nutrl stuff a scam?

no, I made everything up

>in 1 more win the wild will have the 1st WC spot

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Now watch you not win a single game for the rest of the year. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

instagram.com/rainaalcantara/

Are the Maple Laffs really losing to the Sharks?

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based jersey guy showing up in vegas with a christmas tree sweater

lmao that pic

>another first round exit

quick post the last game you went and the next game

last game
>devils at montreal

next game
>oilers at chicago

if it’s not russian models, don’t waste my time

Oilers@Flames
Jets@Flames

this leafs defense is fucking horrible

>devils @ MTL

was that in mid november? i was there too

also fuck the vegas redditors

But what if spreadsheets?

did the class like my bulju pic?

I've felt lost for most of my life and I right now I feel like I really want to do something about it.

I grew up as a christian, but neither my family nor I was ever religious. I've been interested in buddhism right after I found out about it. Teachings about being compassionate to every living being and finding peace within yourself, has always been something that I can easily relate to. I also find it really hard to believe in any sort of god or any other supernatural stuff.

I feel like buddhism might have something to offer me, but I don't know where to start. Couple of years ago I attended a guided meditation in diamond way buddhist center, but it just didn't feel right and I find it hard to relate to especially after some stuff I've read about lama ole nydahl. There isn't that many buddhist centers where I live. At least not that I know of. (I live in Finland quite close to Helsinki).

I've read that it would be good to have a teacher and I feel like having a teacher could really help me. Also I want to read books about buddhism, but I have no idea where to start because I'm kinda tight on money right now so I'm unable to buy books and my local library doesn't really have that many books.

Sorry for a confusing text and thank you in advance.

Tldr

were you a devils fan seated high up?
i remember this HAPPENING
>go devils
>SHUT UP

>:^)

i miss the old sam

Super tuesday more like super brewsday for all you beerheads out there haha

Kevin (fifi) Fiala will score 50 gosls next year. Screenshot this post you filthy faggots.

the gay tendencies are back

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Make me

Just got home from the game and can confirm the menu will have threepeat on it

smoek dope

Who beat the predators?

Good job beat the sens

Who's the biggest waste of money on the leafs?

Nah I was lower bowl about 8 rows up

Tavares

I beat my dick like it owes me money

why are they called refurries?

Overrated shit

Their fans

MARNER IS THE FUCKING GOAT

>Burns

andersen

i dont think she used it desu she used an old school pic of kids playing pond hockey

Who hasn't?

tl;dr you're an undeniable faggot

we provide the sauce you don't deserve

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based

Please user, it seems like you're my only hope at anonymous internet notoriety

The uhh Minnesota.....uhmmmmm......er.............uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dubas

Nice try, Minnesota doesn't have a NHL team

jesus christ berry you slow useless fuck

i was annoyed price didn’t start and i got to see devils legend kinkaid shit the bed fir the habs

first in the Pacific
we coming for that west number 1 overall

400 gorillion dollar powerplay unit

tavares, as if they needed him

i like to thinky kinky hooked us up. i miss him tea bee aich

worst contract in the league?
any shorks dman

debate me

>getting scored on by ryan reaves

Shant be watching anymore hockey tonight

how could you say such a thing?

thinking lehner is gonna give us a sweetheart deal

Cause I realized only SHIT teams are still playing

you must be a boring central time zoner
shan't be missed

this must be extremely difficult for you. i can’t imagine the sort of pain you’re experiencing. it sounds like you’re needing some comfort and peace and safety. is that right?

may i suggest some casual reading, a warm bath or shower or some peaceful music? or even try a loved one who’s willing to just empathize.

Elaborate please.

imagine reading this post

i think he wants the largest salary for the most term he can negotiate.

Reaves undisputedly better than Whosev.

:)

How many fucking times are they going to give up the puck on a shitty pass? Really playing like garbage tonight

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Last Game:
>Victoriaville Tigres at Drummondville Voltigeurs

Next Game:
>No Idea, probably a Drummondville playoff game because I'm too broke for habs tickets.

He finna take a 2 year 5 mill deal, and they'll trade Stastny prolly

reaves > athanasiou

Athanapeepoo

will you be that one though?

i think he's making 5 or 6M right now. he's not taking a pay cut.

Imagine trading for a guy who is -45 and thinking it is worth it

Kind of depends how he does in the playoffs I think. I can see someone out there massively overpaying him as well.

that hand is broken

The zamboni driver who beat them

Looks like a fat Frenkie De Jong

bulgaria is here

isles and teds are still in the playoffs somehow but I can't remember the last time either won a game.

mcdavid is a bust

YOU TAKE A MORTAL MAN

devils predictably look like shit when they play a real team

joe thornton is a piece of trash

edm/vgk series is going to be so fucking good

because the Canes aren't winning either

GO LEAFS SUCK! GO LEAFS SUCK!

>laffs

gg devils

what a crazy bounce

Seattle coronaviruses

>get scored on
>blaring horn rubs it in

when did the sharks change their goal song to this disney shit?

>SSM8

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laffs
>laffs
laffs

Imagine choking to the chokiest team in the league. Oh wait, that's the >laffs! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My laffies are shorking themselves

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looks like its past johnnys bed time

You have been visited by David Ayres, professional Zamboni Driver. To receive smooth ice and clutch saves please reply "SSM8"

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imagine outshorking the shorks

Lehner should be the starting goalie

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Not the last time he'll be crushed tonight

SSM8

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canes aren't really jerks this season

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>crazy chances
>no production
Wow it has to be the laffs

>rags

lmaoing at whoever made this
imagine thinking that the rags are going anywhere

>lefs

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Busthews

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SSM8

>a goal and an assist
>just drew a penalty

I interview for a supervisor position within my company on the 11th (doubt I get it but maybe, I could get in over my head though)
Another job posting for a separate company closes on the 9th and they want references

How can I actually get references when
1. My coworkers who I would ask references from may potentially be my employees on the 12/13
2. My current superior who would normally give me a glowing reference is actually one of a board member panel who interviews me on the 11th for the internal promotion

pls help

And no I can’t ask any old employers because I haven’t been there in like 5+ years and that was “assistant manager at Dominos” and shit

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Nice powerplay

shork arena looks like it smells of a homeless shelter

i know you're right hes one of the good guys

I thought the laffs were good. why are they losing to a literal bottom feeder?

Nobody actually calls references

Are all Germans this emotive?

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>I thought the laffs were good.

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they lead their division, no?

The division of what? Being shit?

has Trawna even had a single SOG with the goalie pulled?

No

gg shorks win 2-5

youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

We do actually
t. hires

get your laughs in now you pathetic swine, leafs still win the cup cap this

>ssm8

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Nice fucking turnover whoever that was LEL

by losing to the 3rd worst team in the Western conference?

>ssm8

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>*comes for your playoff spot*

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GO WILD, and goooo fuck yourselves!!

SHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE WILD ARE ABOUT TO ECLIPSE MY NUCKIES THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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mais non!
pas vos nuckies!

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imagine loosing to shorks lol

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>laffs south
Panthers are fucking joke of an organization and should burnt down and relocated elsewhere (preferably somewhere with hockey fans)

>people said hongcouver was the best team in canada

calmez-vous, Quebec City

Just hurting Ottawa's pick

are they not?

Objective fact for most of the season

The Oilers are without doubt the team that would lose in the first round against the Wild.

based themposter

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Yeah I'm thinking about them. So what. Now you are too.

Who?

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Nice delusion the oilers are clearly the best canadian team

hah

You ARE thinking about them. Who, you might ask? Why, the Minnesota Wild of course!

>Everyone keeps mentioning the WIld
>Nobody can stop thinking about "them"

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gonna say 8 Our Gary's and then straight to bed

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no you won't

will too

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only because I called you out

Hill Billy wins since the nhl deadline:

Zero

>be golden knights
>win 9/10
rmyt

if only there was an elite goaltender available for them to pick up

lmao fucking Detroit

Hil Billy’s got fleeced by every team in the national hockey league

Wow!

wow sounds like shannon is hyped for the new season of diablo

i am too desu

Our Gary, Who art in Halifax, hallowed be Thy name; Thy Lockout come, Thy will be done in playoff sweeps of seven. Give us this day our daily thread; and forgive us our shitposts as we forgive those who shitpost against us; and lead us not into the sunbelt, but deliver us from ted. Amen.

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ran out of nyquil, lads

heathen

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Huomenta...............

liv morgan tbd

The rags lost to the blues of all teams
Lmao

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Where is the retard earlier who assured me that the Knights would get "BLACKEDwood" tonight?

I demand an apology.

Blues are a good team

Bad bait

>team that’s almost top of the fucking standings
>not good

STOP POSTING IN /CRIC/
GO TO BED
WAKE UP AND GET A CLUE

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>standings

>standings
how did that work for Tampa and Calgary last year?

So the team with 40 wins isn’t good?

Your words not mine.

And this isn’t last season isn’t it?

and how did it work for the Preds and Lightning the year before?

>laffs

>regular season champions banner

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youtube.com/watch?v=bu45pUdfp60

shayna baszler tbd

/hoc/ isn't THAT autistic

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no /hoc/ is retarded

stop posting in /hoc/

huomenta, but in Norge

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I will when you idiots stop posting in /cric/

Some joker in here refuses to listen:

fuck off you're just making it worse by posting here just stop

Team keeps losing lads

how so?

That's the point I think.

>making it worse
nobody posts in /cric/ besides me. /hoc/ and /cric/ literally can't give a fuck.

enabling the cycle of retaliation and giving the jannys reason to nuke entire threads

God morgen.

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>nuke entire threads
example?

huomenta, but in ancient Norse and spelled out in runes

he thinks if you go shit up a /cric/ thread enough jannies will autoshig it

oh so he's retarded
based

Did you just assume my gender?

Who here /broship/?

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ᛗᛟᚱᚷᛁᚾ

No fuck off no broships you fucking faggot the thread doesn’t need to be any gayer

i started please don't bully the islelweeb posting. idk why copey has to steal my memes.

We bros 4 lyf bud pic related.
KWAB

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the truth is you steal a lot of memes. you are a completely unfunny fucking retard. literally kill yourself.

>this is what RPH has become
Grim

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

In the mean time, thanks for your concession bud!

KWAB

don't respond to it

you guys steal all my shitposts but you don't see me crying

vegas is a suburb of LA

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How so?

Don't worry, I"l wait!

Thanks for your concession though bud!

we did it /hoc/

how that doesn't count as signature use, I'll never know
oh wait, I know how
the jannies are fucking retards who never look at any context, even though there are rules specifically dealing with patterns of behavior across multiple posts

>anime
>islanders fan
>phoneposting retard
thats definitely xim

How does it even not get banned?

he's a jannie.

/hoc/posters are derelict in their duty and fail to report it.

sorry

it's too mentally ill to be a jannie

Jannies are mentally ill most of the time so yes

grim if true

They need us or they will autosage

he's too retarded is what user meant

>it's really him

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don't dox him he's literally mentally ill

This one goes out to the Yea Forums mods
youtu.be/PB-DRWu1LpA

damn
that really bakas my desus, senpai

díos mio...

detroit is 0-19-1 vs the metro

metro are bullies, they beat up on weak teams, and struggle against real teams

now I have to go find out who needed overtime to beat Detroit

Detroit unironically beat my Knighties :(

chicago at oil then infamous sam gagner night

next, who knows

It’s the penguins

Penguins on January 17th

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randy rkod the glamazon what the fuck

Everyone’s mentally ill on Yea Forums

not me

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especially you

dubs of truth and friendship.

Fuck off randy and go die you fat fuck

especially these two

rph

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

>tfw based Lanny finally puts Don in the HoF

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shall be subscribing to the weeb's youtube channel

:)

Maybe...
It /is/ the janny...

>1,627 videos in a single playlist

he's mentally ill

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i really really like this image

It’s a music playlist....

he also uses "tfw" outside of Yea Forums(nel)

let's stop before the revelations get worse

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>the hockey weeb

The amerimutt zoomer janny faggot is a knights fan also.

>source: my ass

How so?

yeah how so

>shitral about to take both wc spots after months of the basedcific holding em
grim

did someone say weebs?

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baka

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just looked at the schedule for tomorrow
grim state of affairs

copey could call a user the n word three times in the span of 5 minutes without getting banned

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just looked at the schedule for tomorrow
have to say Gary has outdone himself

What word bud?

Wow who is that?

>boreball

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>laffs

>if the playoffs started today edmonton and calgary would play each other in the first round
please keep it up gary

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I wonder what ever happened to those guys

>no argument

tyfyc!

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Until then, thanks for your concession bud!

what are you guys thinking about

Not gonna lie.

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my belly hurts

do i want to start playing morrowind again

alexis lafreniere was not born yet when the first version of nhl: hitz was released.

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a woman who might have loved me

Is this what average Devils fan looks like?

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2003 was the best one

hes ded

>koskinen 42-43, .977 SV%
wtf I thought finnish goaltending was a meme!!!

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they'd better hope he keeps it up

a few weeks ago a janny went berserk and deleted a bunch of posts because of /cric/-/hoc/ crossshitposting then got the mods to ban people who mocked him for doing all of this for free

no you don't.
10/10 story, 0/10 gameplay

>for free
Yep, got 3 days for saying exactly that.

Its crazy how tomorrow is 1995 and what's the story morning glory just came out

>laffs are the only team that uses analytics

It's crazy retards actually act like this. Thanks bro, it's hard finding both a working brain and posters who actually paid attention to hockey in 2010-17 where gms were raving about analytics giving them the advantage and teams were open about hiring firms to crunch numbers for them

on /hoc/*

The Baltics also use a derivation of Suomi bruh-bruh

What is Gary up to now
tsn.ca/nhl-s-new-puck-will-premiere-on-opening-night-of-playoffs-1.1452122

he talked about implementing his smart pucks last offseason

its already been in 9 games this season

Now Gary can track you down if you take a stray puck home

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>lose karlsshit
>start winning games
hope he magically becomes allergic to his gear

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Glow pucks but better.
youtube.com/watch?v=grOttsHuuzE

only shit games tonight

current shit teams:
>laffs
>kniggers
>soilers

and?

>oilers
t. garowitz bettmanberg

Name one (1) thing better than a morning Marner that’s one piece and requires one (1) wipe

>t. brain-damaged Kenny

Yeah, but there's nothing that compares to that empty feeling of a complete zamboni blowout.

>explosive Marner
>ever feeling good

So he is no longer talking about it, he is implementing it.

I'm off to work /hoc/, have a good morning!

This lad just snapped his 698 day goal drought with his current team, say something nice

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>1 point away from wild card spot
wtf noooo I thought >we were supposed to be tanking

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witnessing first hand as the ded wongs struggle to get 16 wins this season

Thanks for Coyle. How you like no dig Donato?

on a test basis, hence why the article headline the playoff premiere

Donato needs to be given more ice time but he's been in the press box or stuck on the 4th line all season and I don't understand what he did to get in the doghouse like that
its been better since Boudreau was fired though

It's because he's shit and his ceiling is 20 goals, 12 assists and 0 Defense.

I'll take 20 goals over 0 goals
none of the forwards fucking SHOOT THE PUCK on this team except Fiala and Donato its like they HATE scoring and would rather have the defensemen like Spurgeon do it

Yep

why didnt you respond to the poster posing the question instead of my statement in reponse?

I'm going to let you think on that one. Maybe the answer will come to you

is that because you understand that there was nothing to correct about my statement?

Try again autist

you are the one struggling with verb tense

Christ, its called making conversation. Not everyone is trying to prove you are wrong about things. You fucking autistic leaf

>tourney day
BOYS, IT'S FUCKING BACK.

i pirated fhm6
might consider buying it

here ill give you a lesson
the ded wongs had a dynasty, this season the team is struggling is achieve 16 wins
note the past tense version of the word has means that the dynasty was in the past

then why right garbage like this "So he is no longer talking about it, he is implementing it" when it adds nothing to the conversation?

we get it soilers fan, detoilet is bad

And this did?

great, im going to keep reminding you so that no one forgots how terrible they are this season

i wanted to know where that poster was going with his thought instead of regurgitating a piece from the article

So "and" was all you could muster.

simply solutions are often the best answer

Daily reminder that Athanaseeshit is a 4th line buster and Yzerman raped the entire city of Edmonton.

is it the frustration towards the franchise that forces detoilet fangays to insult strangers on the internet?

only took 2 games for gagner to overtake michigan great justin abdelkader in goals

$40 plus tax to create an oilers dynasty but it was worth it

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how many americans were on the roster?

the current roster, which is to say only two and they're both mutts

had a dream I was jamming out with keanu

>4th liner’s ceiling is 20 goals
And this is bad?

That game sucks lad. So does the alternative.

reminder if you complain about analytics, you haven't been watching hockey long enough

based

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Popped a squat
Took a rip
Farted and shitted

who are /ourguys/ this year in A and AA?

Standings don't mean shit. All that matters is W:L ratio
Rangers are the best, we just needed more power plays

the blues regulation point % is 60.4
the >rags is only 52.3

My jackets are going to win tonight and over take the first wild card spot

>blues
>bad team
i wish it were legal to murder retards, /hoc/ could really fucking use a brainlet culling

New puck for playoffs

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zoom zoom

>Gary, tell me what the weather is tomorrow
>Gary, look up places that sell ice
>Gary, call Ted from Akron

>rags logo
hmmm

glad to see gary is finally owning up to the fact that he has complete control over each puck

> NHL will start using a new puck in the playoffs and moving forward, as part of its upcoming digital broadcasting additions. Note the six, subtle inserts to track puck data. Players will wear the white tags to track speed and plenty other data that will be available to viewers.
GLOW PUCK

it really just means that advanced stats will finally be based on objective means instead of some judges subjective eye test

Eye test is more reliable than gary's iphone connected to a bluetooth puck.

is that why you have to misrepresent the technology behind these smart pucks?

>Gary accidentally plays porn to the puck and the puck screams “OH FUCK YES” when the team scores

2 things. Draisaitl getting overlooked continually by eastern writers who come up with new ways to discredit his accomplishments and prove why he shouldn't win the Hart, the other is Daryl Watts not being nominated for MVP even though if it were an NHL schedule, she would have outscored the next closest player by 30 points

Ulf Samuelsson
>thrown off the swedish national team when it was discovered he became American
>concussed Janet Gretzky during a game
>ended Cam Neely's career
>blew out literal who players for years
>baited brainless enforcers into trying to fight him, which he refused, making them violate the enforcer rule
>besties with Ron Francis, Hurricane legend and honorary Finn
>pissed off don cherry for his entire career
Is Ulf /ourguy/?

Great. (((They))) are going to control the puck now.

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Kevin Fiala

>swedish
no

It’s all coming together.

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Trade Neal for Lucic

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>classically swedish
>good looking
>2 cups
>never had to play for a canadian team
I think that's based my friend

what is Sminem up to these days?

He also scored a cup winning goal :)

Finland released their roster for the WWC and Emma Nuutinen isn't there. I am sad

any oilers fans watching broberg overseas

slow day in /hoc/ country

if leon maintains this pace he'll be the first art ross winner to break 130 points since mario did it in 1996

imagine if we think people stopped posting here but in reality it was two guys who make up a third of every thread

blues are shit

these guys sound like /hoc/ legends

I'm about to spice things up in the next thread

wait what the hugheses are kikes?

fake news

getting it ready, cuck?

oy vey
timesofisrael.com/jack-hughes-first-jewish-no-1-overall-pick-in-national-hockey-league-draft/

holy shit, we’re really getting 4 more years of trump, aren’t we?

News/Nyheter/Uutiset

make it an oilers thread or don't bother

Cope

oilers are shit