HEEM

Bjj considering the amount of roiding going on in that country.

Unironically wrestling tho considering the grit and the age at which wrestlers start

I still can't believe Coral died during his botched sex change operation

scariest sight in the world

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nth for my waifu forcing JJ to retire

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We all agree that Hall is going to completely smash Lamas, right?

The strap, Israel.

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imagine losing the fight AND catching coronavirus
Joanna will be permaflushed

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I want to lick them. I need a gf so bad, bros.

Lamas is pretty elite on the ground, I don't think he'll get caught like BJ or Elkins did.

Is this a martial art?

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What a low quality thread, you could learn a thing or 2 from the gentleman that did the last one, not that I'm related to him in any way but I can appreciate a good thread when I see it and this is certainly not a good start, let's hope the posters make a better job keeping the discussion polite and intelligent

imagine the bantz after the fight if zhang does that after she brutally heems JJ

Go to some weeb convention that she might attend and message her that you’ll be at the ninja blade booth or something

I just wanna see JJ gone.

Hoping zhangs cardio holds up and she doesn't just run forward blindly like every other can JJ has crushed.

How can this guy ethically justify palm striking people 1/3 his size on their temple/haw and knocking them out cold

Like you think he would feel bad after the first one or two times

Forever my gurl after winning me a cool 600 against Macy Bumber

I thought the same, sure enough the first time the fag went up against another heavyweight he got flushed

No one is forcing these beanpoles on stage

Can't wait for this to happen again

literally hundreds of millions of completely average chinese women out there, very few that are in such shape though. then again, are you?

nothing more pathetic than losers that obsess over ugly insectoids. get a clue.

Its doubly fucked up because as he's prepping his slap, he moves his hand toward their cheek, to lure them into a false sense of security.

not him but I bench 175 for reps after 3 months (while weighing 155)
how much more do I need to add to my bench to get a tight /fit/ gf?

Bro consistent OP's are a thing of the past and I hate it.

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>I will really kill you, dirty kiwi

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>T. Obsolete """white""" roastie

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As Michael Jackson says, you gotta be the Change you want to see

Ostovich is a slam piece

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fucking kek
btw thoughts on zhang wearing makeup? for me, I rate cute/10
youtu.be/1cupJGnkqlk

this is my walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=UdYwglFL6iM

>works out with shades on
unironically cool

Her look of "basic Instagram thot" is just a no for me dawg, I can understand why coomers would pay for her nudes but it's just not for me

Based, for me is this :
youtu.be/yURRmWtbTbo?list=OLAK5uy_kj27A8nGsJvL3fLIzmKVFlJZRh0c2k-kc

You plebs don't even know who the real wmma waifu is

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You need a personality

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I practically discovered Joj, lad.

Turd Rose is starting to get on my nerves

my walkout is an elaborate production. dance team, collegiate band, etc.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zqe5NP86OCc

Impossble with the rebook deal, you also run the risk of getting to tired with the costume

Leave the little autist alone she's harmless

made for BBC

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nah b I come out of a gundam after it walks to the cage for me

It's out!!
youtube.com/watch?v=ods1CvjxN3U

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>implying we make it to the poofc
we are RIZIN cans
also i'm walking out in the thriller jacket

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Too bad that Dana basically cancelled Pride tier entrances because Wilder, let's hope that this other of those instances where he actually does the opposite of what he says

based and mommypilled

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Racism isn't real.

She's Georgian she's gonna get lynched if she ever dates a nig

UFC has had faggy corporate walkouts for a while now though. Dana is above all the showmanship. This is as real as it getsTM

you need to listen to this, bro.
seek help

Dequan Townsend is getting a call soon

based and checked

Looks like a hapa to me

That's going to be a mauling. Weili by first round GnP KO and Joanna lays down the gloves after the fight

3 month suspension, positive for nutmeg

she is PVRE KAVKAZ phenotype

Michael jackson is a vile stain in consideration of music. Not to mention a gay and mentally ill(redundant) pedophile. Anyways it’s not my fault that girl is lock-and-key designed for the undertaking of black phalluses sooo

I'm actually watching Zhang crush cans in Kunlun/whatever rn, rough stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=JqGdZNP1QU0

Pooana literally cannot let her get close.

Just got PINNED, faggots!

youtube.com/watch?v=Pgw1BzdqBvE

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Yeah she looks kind of weird, maybe half Kazakh? She lives in Russia I think so it's possible

99143034

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she's a tank with mad power and speed plus a good ground game
I genuinely don't see how JJ can beat her especially because JJ had her chin deleted whereas zhang straight up ate andrade's biggest shots and didn't flinch

Hello Rabbie

>falling for the Michael Jackson was a pedophile meme

you guys realize you can just go to china and rape weili?

There's only one thing worse than a rapist

Not really, have been to Georgia and Armenia and Georgian girls look way better than Jojua on average, I would say they are similar to Italians

youtube.com/watch?v=tqsp92wySwk
God I wish I was K-Taro

Petr Yan is a Chinese man

Of course you have.

A child.

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His mouth isn't that big

It's filled with shekels

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We need to funnel weapons to Japanese to start a civil war so there will be an exodus of qt jap refugees across Europe

We are not sandwiches

take it easy izzy

Christ dude calm down

>Bert & Ernie irl

I don't think JJ will be gone or retire just yet if she loses she'll become a gatekeeper for one year then retire.

Can't she just copy her plan used for Andrade where she just keeps moving out the way and jab her way to a decision?

Or will it not work this time?

thank allah for these goat fighters

Can she win? Of course. Will she? I wouldn't be very confident in it. She has no finishing power and it will be tough to survive 5 rounds and get a decision.

Lads what are the chances of Joanna’s uggo fake tits exploding during a fight?

Ask her if she wants to see your dragonball Z dolls

I really have been there though, Gudauri is a comfy ski resort and is extremely cheap

idk but she has the same disposition as every dumb euro slut i ran into over there. literally every facet of her being exactly matches a dumb euro slut. because she is

[incel rage detected]

I hope she sees this bro!

I have a gf, I don't need to pointscore

Ching chong zhang

Yea i'm thingken he's back

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bit hard to do that against zhang, zhang is lowkey explosive as fuck and will chase down JJ after she rocks her in the first 30 seconds

This guy's gym is really close to me, should I start training with him and become the next great heem machine?

sad he had to go to ariels show and whine about it for a fight

Hes really gonna do it /heem/ bros, isnt he
>Champ Shit Only

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lmao

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>manlet babbyweight
>great heem machine

This fucking retard is so cringe

Neither do you apparently

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That's the fight game, gotta make some noise. Especially if you're an autistic Imanari roll spammer

>it is what it is

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*Fights 3 times in 4 years*

do you?

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Who the fuck is this ugly goblina

based

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translation?

Looks like a basic daughter of some illegal toilet cleaner, nothing impressive. Long hair Rose is cuter

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Friendly reminder that your dreams are entirely possible

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>Posts Rose
Yikes.

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nate wins the bmf rematch

no

She is absolutely hideous but I would park it in her bunda

masvisoi wanted out and the doctor gave him that out

so who really won this?

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You gotta beat the champ to be the champ, unless we're about to trade that champ to another promotion

You tell me

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post the webm of costa wiping his phone with cejudo's shirt then slapping the back of his head

Cejudo clearly won the story and subsequently the fight, but I will tell you this much: when Henry kept repeatedly rolling his ankle I thought it was over for sure

All of the points Cejudo scored were based on his wrestling, which didn't affect DJ at all—in fact it was pretty amazing the way he was bouncing up completely unscathed from those take downs. At the very LEAST it should have been a draw, because it was obviously competitive. IMO Cejudo did not do enough to win the belt.

Nate is flushed. Masvisoi is a journeyman and completely exposed him. Imagine what Conor would do to him if they do a trilogy.

Conor sucks

this screenshot is the fucking cringe

said the spaghetti bitch

Maricón

that's rich coming from the burger whore
chinga tu madre

>“Tonight’s fight clock is brought to you by Modelo brewed with a fighting spirit, Romero is in red, Israel Adesanya is in the black and gold as befits a champion.”
>“Right away we see Israel with that stabbing kick to the thigh of Romero, something we saw Whittaker have a lot of success with in their second fight.”
>“And that's something you gotta think Israel has drilled consistently in the lead to this fight, using those long legs of his to keep Romero at range.”
>“Yeah, no question. You got a guy like Israel who—hard kick again! so many fighters rely on that teep kick now that really hyper extends the knee—a.. a fighter who has such refined, unique striking; he knows his best bet is to keep Romero at range and to prepare for that exploding style of his.”
>“OH!”
>“Oh-ho-hooo! Wow that was so scary! Romero really loading up on that right hand.”
>“Israel leaning just out of the way, seemed to have read that one from a mile off.”
>“Which is exactly where he shines, Romero is so DANGEROUS with those overhand strikes. He will throw BOMBS! but if Israel is able to keep a read on him at this distance they’re not going to present a major threat on their own. Romero’s a beast, but he needs to rely on more that that if he’s going to catch Israel.”
>“And Joe that’s something that Israel said to me during the lead up to this fight. He said ‘I know what people think of Romero, I know the kind of effect he has on these guys when they get in the cage with him—but that’s not gunna affect me! I’m gunna fight at my pace, make him work when I want him to and pick him apart until I have him right where I want him.’ And that’s what Israel is doing so far, see how Romero tries to walk him down but at any moment Israel can switch stances, switches the pace up, his lateral movement so far has been excellent and that’s what...."

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>“OHH! HE CLIPPED HIM!”
>“He’s hurt! He’s hurt!”
>“OOHHHH! OHH!! OH MY GOD!”
>“YOEL WITH THE HUGE BOMB—HE—ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO—”
>“OH MY GOD! YOEL THREW THAT FROM THE HIP I DON’T THINK ISRAEL EVEN SAW IT COMING”
>“No, you’re right Joe, there was no reaction by Israel he was circling towards the hand—”
>“Oh.. Oh god, somebody needs to get a doctor in there.. I.. Herb Dean is signalling for a doctor I think Israel is starting to seize..”
>“Oh no.. OH!”
>“Oh yeah, yeah take that off the shot, take that off.”
>“Joe it looked like…”
>“Yeah I don’t know what that looked like. Herb Dean is looking very concerned. Oh no, Romero—somebody needs to get security in there I don’t think Romero realises. I think he’s trying to check on Israel but..”
>“Oh no, Joe, Joe I don’t want to say anything right now but…”
>“No, I don’t think we should. I think we should just..”
>“.. Well and there you have it, it looks like Yoel Romero in his third attempt at UFC gold will finally be crowned the Middleweight king here tonight.”

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Delusion

>first round, second round, fourth round? how bout I'm winning nun of 'em

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Nathaniel "Please pay attention to me" Diaz

going vegan made him a basic bitch

Does /heem/ watch kickboxing?

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Watching grown men dogfight.

Cringe.

heemed by some bacteria

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>AIDS insideya

it is really, there's nothing more cringe than unironically using Yea Forums meme words outside of here, it's like being that annoying faggot that uses twitch emotes names outside of Twitch

Hey man he has a chance to bang a future champ, let him go

bro everyone uses based

I think gooby said it was his season but he hasn't announced a fight so Nate is calling him out on it

i.e Conor/Nate 3 is happening next

>guys Tony has lots of good wins, like... uhh.....

win over kevin friggin lee

Question: why do black people absolutely despise the use of antibiotics? I honesrly don't understand any of it.

in hindsight its obvious this was danas way of just getting Askren over to the UFC so he could get flushed and retire and in the end I think it worked out for DJ

>make zhang leave china
>she gets corona from Israel in Las Vegas

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Do you have a favourite heem?

This guy looks like he can be heemed by a strong breeze

Masvidal v Askren. So satisfying to see that bum get put in his place.

THE heem

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Broke his opponents arm lol

early stoppage

when cro cop split that luchadore's melon

>Champ shit only

Absolutely basado

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they're all shit

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is he ok?

Lost the story HARD these past few days
Not sure a comeback is even possible, even lost some of my data on my hard drives because it corrupted (but no heems)

Bad news kid, just got the results back from USADA...

I got my cosplay on
I got my majin stamp on
I got my prescription specs on
Maycee’s streak has been too long
I got my carrot’s peeled off
I got my guy friends turned off
I’m ‘bout to Bloody Elbow blog
I’m ‘bout to flush a brap hog
I’m a hype killer, WME hates me
Hype killer, blow out that piggy’s knee!
Hype killer, I know Dana is seething,
(Oh, well!)
Hype killer, just the product of training, ha ha

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>Too intelligent 4 mma

Khabib is undefeated (28-0)
Tony is defeated (25-3)
This gives Khabib a 100% chance of victory and Tony an 89.2% chance of victory. Based on this, we can determine that Khabib will be victorious against Tony.

"Leave the corona virus to me"

-Joanna "Antivirus" Jedrzejczyk

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Maybe the story was just not mine to win. I don't see how I can make a comeback

It's been fun /heem/

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Cringe
Khabib lost to tibau and Tony beat tibau.

Has Paulo already won the story?

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Which fight are you most excited for this weekend?

Your computer shitting the bed is the bed thing that will happen to you. I only lost my virginity because my desktop died and I had to go outside for fun instead of playing CS

Can Joe really Heem all of the malarkey?

really want a webm of zhang tucking into a nice burger and eating chips

I'm not hip to this new slang

is what it is youtu.be/MBQgmNZGlWc

B A T S O U P

LEGENDARY

AMERICA, WHAT HAPPEN TO U????

NO FORGET JESUS CHRIST!!!

No For Gay Jesus!

This weekend is literally the biblical force and punishment of thousands of years of Christianity coming down on one unintelligible homosexual zoomer in the space of 3 minutes. This fight will be beautiful

CTE'd loon.

important

youtube.com/watch?v=2UwPdgJf0H0

even more important

youtube.com/watch?v=Xwc71JGRlCU

I think you meant 'not important' b

youtube.com/watch?v=zAW6JU5Fbmg

It’s not bout whatcha want but it’s whatcha need
youtu.be/kRSQJ1STTSg
youtu.be/kRSQJ1STTSg

English lesson with Weili,

youtube.com/watch?v=McuOWdJSTSU

This is very immersive.

huge fan of diarear rodriguez such a dog dawg

JJ fan currently sperging out
Very interesting

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so hyped lads

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>2020...I am forgotten

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Reminder that the Khabib-Pony fight is going to get cancelled because of the little faggot virus going around.

He literally got a title shot, he's far from forgotten.

yes but: does anybody really cares about that fight?
answer: probably not

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Hold on I’m talking brotha

Based

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would

So you are that anime avi cringy faggot..

Are we boying this kid?

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>Dood weed lmao I am so kewl guiz riiite?
Nope

no we are boying this man

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Based. He is the next Holloway

Does tony have any chance of winning at all bros? I like tony but and have heard tons of people saying he has a big chance of winning but I think Khabib's wrestlefuck is too good.

can you remove the audio so I can post it here? also what type of dog is that? it's fucking yuge, knowing the chinese I bet it's some brutal guard dog type, they don't fuck with qt dogs unless they're female millionaires or hungry

OHH HE HURT HIM

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Tony's only hope is that Khabib gasses. But Khabib isn't going into this fight emotional and unrestrained like he did against Canor, where he was noticeably tired by round 3. He's going to wrestlefuck the hell out of Tony and win by decision. Tony may cut him with a lucky elbow and steal the victory via doctor's stoppage ala Masvisoi vs Diaz

Tony d'arces khabozo in the 4th

Why did he look away? Was the round over? If so why did the ref wave the fight off as if the guy who got hit lost?

here's a shorter but larger quality version

take your pick

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main and co main are pretty good

I'm not sure why he walked away. The bell did not ring but it's entirely possible he thought he heard it. The referee waved it off because the strike was deemed legal and the fight was over.

Here it is with sound:
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583301403437.webm

thanks
saved both uwu

Why the FUCK did his boys jump the guy then? Probably albanianiggers or something.

GLORY has the full match up
youtube.com/watch?v=5Op14b4m3l0

I like violence as much as the next guy but that was borderline murder.

uh aren't you the guy that got heemed?

I always love the ringside officials lack of reaction to the initial KO then the "OH SHIT" when Hendo lands the follow-up

tony's nasty - dana white 2011

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Because he clearly sucker punches a guy and deserved it. What are you a faggot?

>Be in a fight
>Turn away
>Get hit
>WTF bros....!

God this bong is making me cringe
HHHHHH

You can't call time out with 2 minute of the round left.

khabib has never beaten a guy bigger than him

>Cerrone quit
>Pettis quit
>Kevin Lee quit
>RDA won
>Barboza quit
>Lando quit
>Josh Thompson won

Khabib has never quit

The cards are filling up months in advance. When will he fight again?

when marty signs on the dotted line

quirky but not awkward

So... December

khabib has never met much adversity though

they will make space right now its probably just managers / agents fighting for the a-side and ppv points

pooanna is gonna HAPHAP her way to a W for 5 rounds isnt she lads. AAAAAGGGGHHHHH I FUCKIN HATE POINT FIGHTERSSSSSSSS

you have to be a retard if you think zhang wont K.O her

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how does zhang make 115?

That little chink midget won't be able to get inside Joanna's range. It will look identical to when Joanna fought Candrade.

Actually, no it won't.

I hope that's not her plan. She had months to figure out something.

Cope. George don't want that smoke, he's busy trying to get Colin Macnugget's attention.

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goofy cunt.

george flash ko's this stiff as a board acne ridden roider

Cringe

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ancient chinese secret because she's fucking yuge
andrade is a stand and bang fighter who wanted to steamroll a chink, she didn't realise zhang is the apex chinese athlete (outside of lu xiaojun) so she got her brain rattled, simple as
if zhang can't get inside her range (which is bollocks, she obviously will), she'll probably do a classic 1 - 2 shoot and choke her out
Watch her previous fights, zhang isn't scared to take it to the ground and she has excellent ground game, personally I hope she CHINKSPLODES on JJ and dents the cage with that skeleton's skull

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yeah your right these webm's are cringe

zhang will be bigger that joanna during the fight

>Wearing his Granddad's hat
>Granddad is a Mountie cartoon character

Seethe

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why's he so scared to sign on the dotted line?

This dude is one church visit away from casting spells in the middle of the fight

also are you in love with the cunt or some shit?

Homo

BASED SOLDIER OF GOD TO FINALLY GET HIS TITLE.

wtf I love bjj now

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How interesting

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How can a Mexican goblin date someone beautiful like Megan?

Seethe
youtu.be/ySXjqRdAXDA

its a power thing for her also women confuse arrogance with confidence and assholes like benevidez get chicks that way

also ethnic families prefer you to date people of your own ethnicity

damn she hit the wall

by power i mean she's taller than him

Spicy banger

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>Yan vs Hearlet Moraes
Yan via premeditated murder

Joanna only had 1 fight last year and it was her win against Waterson

Surprised to see that. Also some goof added a section on her wikipedia page about the corona meme

People need to know.

based yan

i woul literally lift her using only my nose

ape got heemed in the rematch

This never gets old

People really hating on this baka, shit was mad entertaining

I think that's more Usman fault than Masvidal

Only redditors dislike Diego. He's a living legend

>khabib never qui-

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It's probably the most anticipated fight after Khabib/Tony

>soifrica

*Fights against a roided monkey and wins*

based Diego fighting in the shadow and getting sticky a true warrior

>soifrica now supports khabib

He's going to dominant scumbag Masvidal.

Khabib was exposed as a heartlet when he started crying before the Judges scores were read out. Genuinely surprised Conor never brought up Tibau when he was trying to piss off Khanib

the issue is masvidal is bringing all the money to the table and he's either gotta get less ppv points or fight someone else

Got a link to the video?

heem

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>basedfrica

wew absolute war that's obviously a title eliminator right?

For Yan
Not sure about for Moraes
I mean, Moraes is in a doubly shit spot. If Cejudo wins Aldo, he's not getting a rematch since he lost. If Aldo wins Cejudo, he's probably not getting a rematch because people think Aldo won their first fight

youtu.be/rjAGtQosof0

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zoomers rise up

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>wanting a girl who looks like a Japanese cartoon over PVZ or Ostovich
More proof anime is a Japanese psyop.

If Moraes wins he's getting a title shot. Aldo is getting a title shot off a loss. Even if you think Aldo won he's had one fight in the division. Moraes would he more deserving of a rematch if he could convincingly beat Yan.

shittest taste

Joanna has more TKOs in the ufc than Zhang does.

they're both ugly, bro. once upon a time they were ok, but now just diamond-dozen bogged sluts.

TKOing cookie monster is a beast

Leave Soifrica alone.

dont forget penne, absolute monster of a KO

fer sure B that lanky emaciated slav is a b-b-beast

Pooanna has more UD than every other male fighter in the UFC she's the sole reason why the female is such shit because of her. Zhang will chinksploode on this Polish failure one way or another and it's going to be very biblical.

Zhang will commit first degree murder on Saturday night.

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My point is people are acting like Zhang is some heem machine for literally one fight.

unironically think pooanna will style on zhang unless she is completely flushed by her tits

Zhang will win because if she won't she will be executed for bringing shame to her homeland

>niggas seriously talkin about wmma
yall be wildin'

>expecting Zhang to save women's straw weight
I bet you thought the same about rose. The truth is they're 115 pound women.

Just like anime

>Zhang is some heem machine for literally one fight.

Zhang has legit KO power and she's a training addict wanting to get stronger for all the right reason, even T-Ferg wishes he could Weili's training regiment to beat Khabib next month.

when is the UFC going to make the 80 pounds division for actual midgets

5050 in church falls? Yes its a world class bjj gym

JJ will get zhang'd and banged
Trust me, I have a foreskin

would your nose make weight?

Zhang will rip Pooanna implant tits and head off.

yep n im going to glory 76 in antwerp in a few weeks

>Zhang has legit KO power
She didn't even get a clean heem on Andrade it was a tko.

stop watching wmma

>I have a foreskin
Basado

Yes but it puts me at a major disadvantage because most of my weight is useless dead weight in the nose instead of muscle

it's more about her being stronger/better conditioned and pooana being an old decision machine who has lost 3 out of her last 4 or something like that

>stop watching wmma
No.

yes
wmma is killing the sport

Do you honestly think Joanna is going to fight like Andrade did and just walk forward into a tko?

lucky bastard

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>wmma is killing the sport
One of the biggest stars in ufc history was a complete meme wmma fighter.

>wmma is saving and growing the sport
Fixed.

Zhang is going to just walk past her pillowfists

true. a meme, i.e. bad for the sport
false

Joanna has no game plan whatsoever even Masidival said that JJ could lose in the humiliating way when she faces Zhang.

Imagine getting excited for women fights

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Just like she did against the literal can Torres? Not to mention the fact she didn't deserve a title shot for beating Torres she only got pushed to try and draw in more of the Chinese market.

>whenever wmma is discussed

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Prepare to cope.

>even Masvidal said

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link?
personally i'm just in it for the story
nothing better than seeing some cocky washed up cunt getting obliterated by a hungry contender

Adults are talking here.

>israel enters the thread

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>i'm just in it for the story
You gotta pay attention to the story

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>goes to a boring decision with Torres
>expect to heem Joanna

masvidal is an imminent double champ

Who's washed up and who's the contender?

DC, Overeem, what are other story focused fighters?

Tecia Torres has literally never been heemed. You're already coping.

>TKO a champ in the home soil territory
Based Zhang.

Clean form on the slap

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>Tecia Torres has literally never been heemed.
Except Racquel Pennington fucks her silly every night in bed.

Ching Chang Wang better not spread batflu to Yoel before he beheads Adesanya.

Zhang will heem Yoel and Adesanya at the same time.

yoel romero is white

Imagine being afraid of corona "literally a flu" virus

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This

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Bet the house on Zhang and Yoel on Saturday night.

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whittaker literally changed his face
and whittaker is a bum compared to izzy.. its over yoelbros..

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I got izzy via robbery

yoel romero? more like yo, romero!

>Anonymous 03/04/20(Wed)12:50:45 No.99146437▶
>
> Joanna has no game plan whatsoever even Masidival said that JJ could lose in the humiliating way when she faces Zhang.

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SEE YOU SOON BOI

Oh fer ser Tecia Torres is a b-b-beast.

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I mean Moraes beat Aldo, who is getting shot

>Betting the house on a guy who turns 43 in just over a month