/heem/ - Mexico Wins edition

the hall meme ends

JAMAWL...

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*solves wrestling*

based

Finally, good fucking news
thx bros, /heem/ is love
>doubting on /ourguy/ Hall
double yikes my man

i thought he didn't want to fight unranked bums

Heem tonight

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where do i find a girl like this?

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the PED store

*extends anus*

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does Serbia have a Chinatown?

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bet the house on biden

rigged judges

At the gym fatass

nooooooooooooooooooooooo all the chinks are on steroids reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they beat up my kookie and my candrade

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NICE

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just try to enter that guard, you will be sucked into DEEP waters

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>wmma

based

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who gives a shit, we not judges

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kek

>Lee being gassed is no excuse for why he got submitted
Gassing is not an excuse for losing, but it is an excuse for getting outgrappled. If you can't fight back, no shit you're going to get submitted, but that doesn't make the can who submitted you the better grappler.

>lee was displaying excellent ground game before it happened
Wouldn't call it "excellent", but he was making Poony his bitch on the ground effortlessly.

> Lee was almost arm barred
No such thing as "almost" when it comes to submissions, dumb cazzie. You either get it or you don't. A good grappler knows how to defend submissions, but that doesn't mean he never gets threatened by any.

>It isn't Tonys fault lee gassed.
Indeed. Despite what some Poony cultists believe, Poony did not show some kind of exceptional grappling output that made Pee gas, Pee gassed prematurely due to staph. Usually, Pee has 3 good rounds of grappling in him, but in this case Pee was literally complaining to his corner about how he's "so tired" after the end of the second round.

Indeed, Poony capitalized on Pee's sickness, but that doesn't mean he outgrappled Pee or that he is a good grappler.

>the barboza upkick barely hit him and he faked the injury
Because you say so? Eat shit, scumbag, you are literally defending a cheating piece of shit by pulling shit out of your ass.

>Khabib has never faced someone who knows how to keep someone in his guard like tony does.
Except Poony's guard is utter dogshit and was effortlessly sliced in half by Pee when Pee still had gas. Moreover, Kahbib doesn't sit in anayone's guard, he is a very good guard passer and passed RDA's guard 3 times. RDA has the best defensive guard in the division (not including Ramos, because we still don't know how good his defensive guard is against MMA threats like GnP and Islam GnPd him with impunity), Poony has zero chance of keeping Khabib in his dogshit guard.

>Tony has a very good chance
He has no chance, his grappling is literally a meme.

t. rogan

hnnnnnnng cant stop thinking about this

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meh

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Well there ya go then. Just head on over and bee urself.

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The fight that saved the ufc

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>Gassing is not an excuse for losing, but it is an excuse for getting outgrappled.
What if you lose because you got outgrappled?

Ur a faggot

This is now a high IQ mma fighter thread

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hot take: Costa's record is actually shit

Yosrael Romesanya

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young yoel looking good

quick dismantling of the GOAT

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look at 50 cent cousin

see u soon boi

I mean he only has 13 career fights no one's saying his record is stacked, but he obviously deserves a title shot.

Wait who pulled out of this one? I was actually really interested for edmund redemption arc

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nah my man, uriah hall and big rigg are absolutely peachy

It just got moved to a later date. Idk why.

twitter.com/AdamHillLVRJ/status/1234952544079581184?s=19
Lol

>white female ufc fighter and black male ufc fighter in youtube video thumbnail
>comments be like

why are mma fans such cucks?

Most nigger fight of the century

>figuregaydough misses weight again and murder death kills joey joe joeson

what happens if joe misses weight and wins

based and manletpilled

forgot screenshot

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Weird, the card doesn't look really good

he creates a new division at whatever weight he wins at and 125 is scrapped

Here's that webm of Weili showing her abs you requested

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lots of jre fans watch MMGay

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Joe getting matrix'd again

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red pill me on this guy

Because Americans are living in fear atm so they think one way of making themselves safer is breeding with black people to strengthen their offspring, yet black people wee unironically just as weak as whites.

>celebrity say they like blacked i like blacked now
at least 95% of the time. the rest is black dudes.

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mmm yummy

Thanks bro

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Keep your cuckshit to yourself whatever race you are

Shut the division down 125 is too small for men

Posts on heem and is hairy

Also this is a side effect of letting foreigners into your country. Leads to racial tensions which leads to conflict which leads to fear which leads to needing to strengthen which leads to dumb shit.

Or maybe its psychological reparations. If they pretend the blacked meme they feel like nigs won't chimp on them idk

Benavidez looks like a huge toddler

The man who solved mma

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kek

>5'9
>185 pounds

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fuck I am retarded I meant 5'6

Spot the difference (you cant)

youtu.be/en-lWUxhcuw?t=9
streamable.com/zmmgf

This is psychotic. Imagine typing all this nonsense out just because somebody on youtube made a blacked joke.

He's a chink.

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And the whole card is afraid to get the chink flu

Why is there a penis with a cross down the urethra in the picture on the left side?

she should be lucky they didnt strip her of the belt

lmao even she can't be arsed to write all the fucking consonants in her name.

I think it's meant to be the silhouette of a chapel but the positioning of the sun is off.

Did she make 115 against Watercan?

think so

Give them a break, they're a demoralized people.

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I saw Andrew Santino stand up and he had spent a little too much time talking about how people are insecure about the porn they watch and that they should announce the porn they like, he said he likes blacked porn and getting pegged by is wife. Wish I was joking, he seemd alright when on Alex Jones show

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are her fake tits going to reduce performance since it's just dead weight instead of muscle?

i personally dont like him because hes kinda of a edgelord but his new podcast with bobby lee is pretty kino

she did fine against waterson

>against waterson
Argument dismissed.

streamable.com/g0j08
chinletmero is fucked

if she can beat one chink with her new fake tits
she can beat a roided chink

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It protects her ribcage

is that bas i hear

PUT ON SOME LOTION, RIGHT NOW

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brap

That was before he got neck fused

romero kills adesanya then beats feijao in the rematch

Zhang will commit murder on Joanna her new tits will NOT save her this one.

>he doesn't rate roided Feijaoi
Funny fact: he popped the fight after

cazzie take

JEESAS CRY

Will Johnny Walker ever recover from his last fight?

well they both lost the story so yes

>someone thought this weird cunt was meant to be the next superstar

was it autism?

Confirmed for AIDS.

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corey anderson is a minor beast

there's levels to this game

canny canderson is the dark horse of this division ladies and gentlememes

WMMA Addict is beast giving great predictions

youtube.com/watch?v=MdWFAhFOKNM

/heem/ is gonna seethe so much when israel and khabib are finna win.. bros i just advise you not to take it to heart when they lose, at the end of the day, these guys are athletes and they can deal with it

Get heemed

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based spammy

*pisses*

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Mate at least China doesn't have a bleached website you're living in a fantasy land if you don't see there's some fucked up weird shit going on in the states. I try and help with my n bombs on forums as much as I can but it's a grind b

>taking fights seriously especially when it doesn't go your way
I think you're coping, they are both bums

KZ's wife WMMA career when?

Imagine your own country is filled with men who want their wives insemonated by black people. How is that a joke? In what world is that funny? I bet you like that shit don't you loser.
>haha yeah fuck my wife haha

Pathetic.

99138567
99138576
seek help

Only Islam can save you now

i don't understand what the heck you mean

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Well this thread went to shit quickly with the mentally ill cucks, I'm out
Pissrael and Kebab are bums

ur a fucking fag who bases his opinions of an entire people on faggot coomers lmao

If he wins tonight he's that much closer to superstar status.

>tonight

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based

damn i thought it was saturday....

>le gamethread man

Yes I base my opinion of Americans off of Americans

based retard

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Based cuck defender

i dont recall defending ur honor

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based memri

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me on heem

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>staph infection

I'm not feeling so good Israelbros

youtube.com/watch?v=PhRRq6SXSB8

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thoughts on this one

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This nigga got a fetus growin on his arm tf

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basado

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what are they, musicians? does joe compare it to the masterful craft of standup comedy at any point?

It's entirely possible.

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OH HE'S HURRTT

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Joe awkwardly asks them if they've "ever fucked around together before" in the first 5 minutes. It was painful to listen to.

This dude really cried for a Star Wars trailer

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youtube.com/watch?v=jK57FdgkJE0
youtube.com/watch?v=KDLHx3h1t_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=TDKkfufh3es
ya shes on the gas

Top laugh, I haven't saw that one before

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he looks jewish desu

>hollyweird celebrity is a degenerate pervert
imagine that

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t. never hit the weights nor got a clue

DUH

He does fit the stereotype

post body dyel

>lets make this guy the next mma superstar

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have another one

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Rozenstruik?

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Will be fun to watch Romero get knocked out this weekend

Christ, this guy is such a fucking creep.

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So what actually is it?

Pretty sure if he says it's staph he won't be able to fight so he's probably going to pretend it's just a cut.

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But has anyone with a medical background been able to say one way or another?

Just put 150 on yoel bros. Once im rich in out of this gay thread forever

basado

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YES.

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no fucking way

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Pre cope. Should be cope by the time yoel caves his face in

new Zealand is a fucking weirdo. Is it spammy roleplaying again?

Dockposting was peak /heem/, prove me wrong.

>It's a fat mexicunt thinks he won because he created the /heem/ thread episode
hate this one, the fat beaner always seethes.

I'm weird for hating cuckoldry and for being willing to go to war to defend the grace of God?

ya ok calm down, spammy.

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You hate cuckoldry, yet you are a cuck for Christ.

Aren't staph treatments supposed to make you a gasslet? If that's the case we will probably have 5 sluggish rounds along with a boring decision
Cope harder paki shitter
>Britain was never my friend

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your body is fighting an infection so youre certainly compromised from your regular levels of energy

...

>"You hate cuckoldry, yet you are a cuck for Christ"

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don't (You) me you goat fucker

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When is the system going to take over danaharbros?

I'm not that goatfucker lad

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Is that real?

apologies for the rudeness

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All is good

soi you soon boi

>be irish
>literally considered the lowest of the white race
>800 years of slavery by the english
>have had zero impact on the history of europe
>cannot even speak their own language
>only known for alcoholism
>literally collectively forgot to fish when their potato crops failed, but they blame the english for this
lmao these subhumans are something else
do it again cromwell

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boxing gym or mma gym?

howd this one end

boxing for semen slurpage, cte, and death
mmgay for learning how to be a terrible striker, cte, and neck problems

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They didn't forget to fish its just more complex than no food move to the coast, many can speak gaelic, and they have a pretty rich history considering how small they are, the sports, the language, the traditions, their willingness to fight off a much larger opponent, their religious/spiritual rituals and druidism all pretty dope

name 1 turk champion?

look at his flag
death and neck problems are a given

Irishman James Joyce was not only an extremely influential author, but he was also one of the original brap posters. Truly a patrician.

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>They didn't forget to fish its just more complex than no food move to the coast
No, it isn't. The ocean is full of fish.
>many can speak gaelic
False. It's dead.
>and they have a pretty rich history considering how small they are
No they don't
>the sports
they suck at most sports
>the language
English?
>the traditions
Car bombs and alcoholism?
>their willingness to fight off a much larger opponent
800 years of apathy until the British felt bad and give them a part of their island back?
>their religious/spiritual rituals
being diddled by priests?
>druidism
as dead as their language

uuughh wtf dude eww ahhhhhhhh

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MMA gym costs 5-10x more and has boxing coaches. The real question: are you poor?

From now on you are banned from replying to me, both of you!

4 MORE FUCKING DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

based
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Name me one kino Yoel fight and I will go and (re)watch it.

>mma gym boxing coaches
This is how Honda learned to box.

Lawler is so fucking shit. He got beaten by hip replacement Askren. Lmao.

the one where he flushed chris or any of the whittaker ones

>diddled by priests
>prophet diddles kids

Right up your alley

kino

>marrying a divinely chosen loli is the same as old men fucking boys
based 1/4 irish 1/4 maori 1/4 chinese 1/4 english mutt

there's no way he wasn't out

>Me in the club

he does have a point.....

anything is better than 100% shitskin lmao

Your mud religion has nothing to do with divinity

>t. mutt who watches a sport dominated by non-whites
kek!

>small stinky mexican hands typed this post
yh i think you finna lost the story of life already stinky mexicunt.

>tfw gambled on a fart and end up sharting
just heemed my pants bros

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if cuckstianity was a divine religion, it wouldnt be going extinct everywhere except africa lmao
based zhang o'brien

Can't wait to see that retard melted again

Mike from Redbar disagrees.

>Askren vs Lawler was one year ago already
where did the time go

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And what's your religion? Or are you a heathen bastard who's god is alcohol?

>t. shitskin who watches a sport dominated by non-turks
kek!

Based Dutch immigrant BTFOing kaffir retards daily.

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You faggots hate on me because last week Cris Cyborg gave me a

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how to un logjam ufc?

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Who is God is alcohol? No I don't really drink, and alcohol isn't a sin in any sect of Christianity unless you abuse it

sticking up for your muslim brethren i see

>calls me s-shitskin
>sport dominated by blacks and browns
>b-but you're a different type of brown
topkek, filthy white cope
some american obese mutt with german ancestry will still go muh white pride over an irish gypsy even tho there is zero relation
get fucked, amerifat, you are a filthy mutt who wants to be white, be happy you're a fucking filthy ungodly mix of races because at least there are other goblins like tony and cejudo who are good fighters
whereas there is not a single good white fighter in this sport right now

he's unbelievable

t. shitskin

force champs to fight 3 times a year

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UNBELIEVABLE

gotta keep these white dogs in their place

We will what?

Its numbers will still increase thanks to the Philippines and believe it or not China. Look into it.

Stipe Miocic
Tyson Fury
Rico Verhoeven

Now stfu

>whereas there is not a single good white fighter in this sport right now
what do you mean? one is challenging for the middleweight title soon.

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>philippines
i have been there recently and fucked lots of bitches, if they are the standard bearer for christianity than it's over
pic related, took it there. immensely cucked image from when they accepted christianity
>china
kek, dont believe this bullshit. churches spread this false "chinese are secretly becoming christian" bullshit with no proof to increase their donations from gullible morons

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what is it about /heem/ that attracts the spammy autists? or does every general have their jordans and netherlandses?

blacks being shit fighters attracts them

>tyson fury
>rico verhoeven
>"this sport"
imagine being so shit you have to name other sports because this sport wont do
stipe is a paper champ who's 1-1 in the last 1.5 years, ngannou is 3-0 since then

yeah, blacks suck at those other sports, too

this happens in every board, people use to forget that Yea Forums still attracts mentally ill loners that spend all their day watching weird porn and posting weird stuff here

not a bad fuckin idea

Who is the Brendan Fraser of mma? BJ Penn or Matt Hughes

>this faggot claims blacks suck at MMA
>will still watch two blacks fight for the title at 248
kek, being a white racist must be hell
your country is being browned, blacked and yellowed
your sports are being browned, blacked and yellowed
all you have is a Yea Forums general which i am in the process of making less white too

>Netherlands
>white

not anymore
based if you ask me
same as canada btw

imagine still replying to spammys

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blacks are trash at fighting, they suck shit, dutch fag.

it's the spammer larping as a nig

>b-blacks suck at fighting
>will watch 248 like a good little white bitch

>blacks suck at fighting
there you go
they suck shit, get over it.

BJ is Brendan
Matt is Michael J Fox

it's past your bedtime spammy

Alexander Volkanovski
Petr Yan
Dustin Poirier
Conor Mcgregor
Justin Gaethje
Colby Covington
Jan Blachovicz
Stipe Miocic
Valentina Shevchenko

Kys muzzie shitskin

Rewatched the Chris one. Outside of the spectacular heem, Romero once again shows us that NCAA wrestling credentials are worthless dogshit. Romero ragdolled the D1 All-American Weedman like a bitch.

>the barcode on his head
I actually thought of something like this. Cage doesn't open until wagie has done x units.

>an olympic silver medalist is a better wrestler than some all american scrub
woah dude no way...

why didn't covman and usington wrestle each other?

Marvin Vettori destroyed Pissrael
beat the fuck out of that black can

would beat the fuck out of roidel canmero, too.

Believe it or not, there are some collegiate wrestling cultists (mostly on Shitdog) who believe that folkstyle translates to MMA much better than freestyle and therefore NCAA credentials are more legit than freestyle/Olympic ones when it comes to MMA.

Romero showed that this notion is pure bullshit, Chris had absolutely nothing on him in the wrestling department.

natty costa heems the winner

Romero got out-wrestled by Brunson.

>constantly expecting the takedown so they decide to strike instead
I think they just respected eachothers wrestling ability

Imagine reporting my comments what a loser

>Alexander Volkanovski
from north macedonia, a nation of albanians, gypsies and slavicized albanians/gypsies
>Petr Yan
not faced any top guys yet
>Dustin Poirier
*taps*
>Conor Mcgregor
*taps*
>Justin Gaethje
mexican mom
*loses against every good foe*
>Colby Covington
demolished by usman
>Jan Blachovicz
zero good wins
>Stipe Miocic
paper champ, 1-1 in last 1.5 years, ngannou is 3-0 in the same timeframe, barely beat ngannou the first time around when ngannou took up the sport a few years prior, is 1-1 against a 5'10 black man
>Valentina Shevchenko
wmma

the black hero daniel shitmore got his black piece of shit self smashed

he fucking sucks shit

they dont like each other so they wanted to punch each other in the face

i hate this place

>his record in the last 1.5 years
kek

i could literally hold anyone ITT down for 25 minutes straight

That fight is irrelevant because Weidman already got rinsed by Luke at that point. Bumson was only D2 and even he outwrestled Pooel.

by the time peeocic fights against he'll be 1-1 in 2 fucking years
garbage fighter

Spammy absolutely heeming all flags
Shan't be stepping into the postagon with his elite replies

same. i just want to talk about the real shit in the mma world without pussified plebbit shit but this cancerous hellhole just devolves into a shit flinging session because retards dont have the self control to not feed the trolls

favourite racist fighter?

funny how i'm considered to be a troll for calling out pigskin racists
watch a sport pigskins are actually good at if you're a racist pigskin, go fucking watch curling or tennis or some gay ass shit like that

JIMMY CRACK CORN, AND I DON'T CARE

>barely

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you can't be racist if you aren't black, and all blacks suck at fighting

not a mark on ngannou's face afterwards, nice taps

Haven't seen this fight
how the fuck do you not score a single strike

Who ya got?

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>not a mark on ngannou's face
stipe took nogbo's soul which is why derrick lewis beat him with 3 strikes per round

It's our time, Mark bros.

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stipe had more damage on his face than ngannou did after the fight lmao
so this is the great white hope?

there are no good white fighte-

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>0 strikes

Hold on I'm posting brother

destroyed

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bro please, a lot of us have gotten to train with some big names.

in many ways the yoel romero of mma

reeeeeeeeee i don't know how to filter trips!!!!

That's how you sound! Like a baby! You're like a baby with that post!

trust me i'm whowhite

See you son
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drakkar noir or pepe love don't matter
neil tyson magny
my favorite huehue fighter
derek the brute blunt force

the gaycies aren't a drawl anymore.

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Poor Luke. Ate that punch and looked like a lost kitten.

There are no truly undefeated UFC fighters except Sugar Sean O'Malley
>Khabum lost to Tibau and the third round to Conor
>Le Cocaine man lost to Reyes, Gustafsson, and Santos.
>Pissrael lost to Vettori and the story to Fatselum
>Poolo Costa lost the story to Bigg Rigg
>Poominick Reyes lost to Oezdemir
Therefore, the only plausible GOAT contender is Sugar Sean O'Malley.

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He is the biggest loser of the story I’ve seen. One failed drug test from a lifetime ban lol

obviously

what about Edmen?

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Lost the story the day he chose to walk into Edmond's gym

>Autist
>heel hooks
>50/50
>imanari rolls towards you
>wheel kicks your head
he based

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>wins the rematch

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Which fighters have you met, /heem/?

check'd

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why does adesanyas face swell so bad?

Israel Adesanya gave me a handjob in LA back in 2013

She's gonna get old and ugly soon, but imagine fucking prime Tulsi

Live heem POG

Two degenerate retards from a Scuffed Hillbilly RV5 Trip go at it to settle their differences

In the one corner, where have a Gay Jewish Spanish Immigrant Captain Content who faces off against a Lightskin Mexican Zoomer Meth head aka Chicken Andy

Cam 1: youtube.com/watch?v=aS9Xz-n6yBA

Cam 2 (shit quality): youtube.com/watch?v=SDErNpoL11I

her skin already looks like leather

Yoelbros, even when he gets heemd we will always have the dance.

israle is shook bet the fucking space spation on pooel

Imagine that, a White guys face showed more marks on it than a shit skins. You're a fucking idiot. Ngubus face was swollen and his baboon lips were bleeding.

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actually kekked

If he could just go back to his in and out style, he forgot that so much of what exhausted his opponents was his offence. The Volk fight was so frustrating he was just waiting for him to get tired without even doing anything.

You nibbas too late, shit was funny af

>soifrica

ngawnew was a mess after steepay beat him up, b.

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ngannou shadowrealms stipe in the rematch unironically

>The party has just fr*cken begun!

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Are you actually mentally retarded? This is so pathetic lmao

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Comeback when

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Youre certainly in the process of making it less fun

Stop replying to the spammer retard he's been using the same flag/gimmick for days

And a whole lot more kankerjood.

>still revving these crackazoids hours after i posted
based

spammy's swan song before his legs are restored in heaven after succumbing to corona virus

in here, lads

youtu.be/MBQgmNZGlWc

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Uriah was whooping his ass until he gave up like always

Yeah true

why yes i am spammy

That's a grimy looking kitchen

Platinum Princess would destroy Mrs Zombie

that kitchen looks asian as shit, b.

someone come heem me

where are the bats, b?

Turn stream on again Steven

>chopsticks in place of a whisk

confirmed

I like how the kitchen looks like the back of a sketchy chinese joint then it pans to the rest of the house and it actually looks pretty nice.

Ireland had plenty of food, the English were stealing it all and selling it to other countries

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Force everyone to fight 6 times a year

The secret ingredient in bat soup is novel coranvirus covid19

Wrestling someone who's your equal requires an insane amount of energy, there's a reason even the top of the top of the elite wrestlers train constantly and still gas out in a couple minutes

Freestyle has little to no mat wrestling retard, a huge component of grappling

I could literally outwrestle everyone here but wrestling is gay so I choose to stand and bang.

sopa de morcego uma delicia

I want to suffocate on her gaseous anal secretions.

I love the sport of wrestling and despise wrestling in MMA, it's not fighting it's just stalling and exploiting retarded boomer rules

watch muay thai

I want yoel to win but he's going to do a bunch of super explosive nothingness and get picked apart and finished

Chinky bum-rushes and pressures Joanna to an easy overwhelming 1st round finish.

>cejudo calls aldo Baldo
he posts here...

Muay Thai is gay, it's all rigged for gambling and no grappling at all is worse than crotchsniffing

>no grappling at all
Oh so you've never heard of Muay Thai then.

>finished

doubt, he took some bombs from Borrachinha and it didn't even really faze him

I think people overrate zhangs power.

The real question is can she beat JJ to a decision like Rose did? Now that will be something

Met GSP in 2016, everything has gone downhill for me since then.

Yeah but hes going to get banged around at will by adesanya.

Either yoel gets a KO or he gets retired imo. Whether it's a savage KO or a 5 round shit kicking.

Mike Tyson

He was a thicc boi

Do you instantly lose the story in a street fight if you throw a leg kick or attempt a takedown?

I know ric, sad he basically squandered his career. He can walk around his gym and people dont recognize him.

Israel is a way better striker than Costa. His kicks will land harder than Costa's punches and he'll kick him dozens of times.
This is such a huge mismatch desu.

Whoever gets heemed on camera loses the story. Even sucker punch victims

This, the striping of a belt nowadays seems very arbitrary, i think 2 mandatory defenses and a 3rd one being optional but adding a nice bonus (which lets be honest, it will rarely get touched) will be a nice change

bad idea

Reminder

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Nah I just dont rate Joanna's chin anymore.
30 kickboxing fights. 19 MMA fights. A 40 fight amateur muay thai career. Rose cracking her.
Joanna's got miles on her.

Zhang has the pressure and volume to get a tko I believe.

sadly this, on the streets rules change drastically, is heem or be heemed out there

TULSI GOT 1 DELEGATE BOIS
LETS GO

Just ignore the homos bro. 90% of Costa "fans" only like him because they want to get their bumholes pounded by him.

don't you?

unironically hope dnc changes their rules to tell her to fuck off from the debates.

watch Yoel wrestle back in the day:

youtube.com/watch?v=QYPvnRZID7c

you're right
he's so fucking overrated
some for yoel but yoel is a good guy ans yoel is just too old, he is an amazing athlete and considering his age he is still amazingly good
but costa is in his prime and basically drew old man yoel

I'm putting another 150 on yoel. This is another fight that exposes the cazzies

wanted to bet on izzy but the odds are too low.. which is accurate
yoel has no chance bro's..

>it’s another yoel misses weight and heems the champion episode

why

Gambling is degenerate
But, i will ask my friend to Pray for Yoel on his carpet this weekend.

that never happened..

Its another looks good on paper fight for those that don't know any better.

To bad he never uses a top game in MMA.
Just does flashy takedowns for fun basically.

She has 1 delegate which is a meme, all she's gonna do is spout her memes then tell everyone to fuck off.

You need antibiotics to treat staph. Antibiotics kill the gastank.

>all she's gonna do is spout her memes then tell everyone to fuck off.

the best part of american politics. She ruined sheboons campaign in 30 seconds, id like to see her go wild once more and then get a comfy job at fox

heh..german talking about gastanks and killing..hehe

That’s basically gay porn, please don’t post that again.

Most likely she flips to republican and shills for them, she doesn't seem to have any principles other than power and clout.

ROCK AND STONE

Mat wrestling is irrelevant in MMA, retard, because that part of your groundgame should be covered by submission grappling, not wrestling. The role of wrestling in MMA is to score and defend takedowns, nothing more. The actual top game including top control is the domain of BJJ/sambo.

Ask Askren how "mat wrestling" with a BJJ expert turned out :)

OK, you got me, toothpaste.

>the norwegian ITT

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Trump will win again

u also a berniebro?

no shit

Im a heembro

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trump is going to roast biden

where do i buy that merch

he's Daniel Cormier's protégé

yoelromerostore.com/

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Just got another

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Congrats, enjoy your happiness, don't let others push you down. ~ CSO

going to screencap your (you)

thanks, fren

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Cold and another

>Getting a like from another person means anything

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I'm scared for Jojo.

im gonna go with my heart on this

romero
weili
dariush
jingliang
idc
idc

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Inspired by Canada, im doing my picks based on my Utopia
Romero R1 KO
Joanna
Dariush
Jingliang
Oliveira

Joanna has also relied on decision wins far too much.

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Dana's stupid too. I guess you don't have to be smart to make money

based

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kinda based

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He changed so much in so little time, is he bogged?

I knew war machine growing up. We all knew he was a huge fuck up and would end up in jail. We just didn't know how bad it would be.

Dana has an unhealthy obsession with boxing, kinda strange since he has been really worried about keeping MMA very legit but also praises a very corrupt and rigged sport like pillow fencing

UFC could do with more of this
youtu.be/EOM_CHZrKhk

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>Poony-Khabib fight gets cancelled due to the little gay nothingburger corona virus

I don't feel so good, Khabibrothers,

I still wonder what the fuck was Dana thinking when he put the machine behind this guy, the only explanation I can come up with is that he figured out that he's a prick that people will want to see beaten to a pulp at a certain point in time and will use him to turn Jones face

She stopped texting back bros... That's okay I win the rematch when I run into her again

Which of these three do the best if they transition to MMA? Canelo, Jordan Burroughs, Gordon Ryan.

>Dana
it's the (((higher ups)))
they love arrogant mouthy nonwhites, that said the faggot is pretty good and fights often so he deserves a bit of respect

He's a perpetual teenager. He's to capture an increasing manchild market.

If Yoel beats israel then Costa is there no fighter that had retired at a better time? thinking GSP but Bisping was shit

>That's okay I win the rematch when I run into her again

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Was warmachine the kid who ate glue in elementary school?

Tyson Furia

Gordon obv

Greg Hardy heems him if he's allowed his inhaler.

Why? Have we ever seen a striker period on the level of Canelo in the UFC? And I though wrestlers transition the best to mma?

>it's the (((higher ups)))
forgot that they're letting Usman roiding up to the point of looking like a cheetah from the acne

winning a decision against Rob after that would be a nice cherry on top

>Have we ever seen a striker period on the level of Canelo in the UFC?
Connor unironically beats canelo in a 12rnd decision

>Usman roiding up
Crazy Genetics, man

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Burroughs is blacksplosive as fuck.

>"I MEAN LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO BIG"

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I can’t help but laugh when I think about James Vick getting heemed. The ufc needs to sign more chinlets.

the day draws closer

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I don't know who any of them people is.

Is Heem pro Romero or just anti Adesanya?

Both

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Looks like a swastika.

both

both

Megan Anderson should do porn

with what race?

trannies

Very short Japanese men.

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lmaoing @ you
It’s so obvious that you’re worked into an eternal seethe by a confident black man. He threatens you, enrages you, and you’ll do nothing to stop him. I would say it’s actually very OBVIOUS why he’s the next big thing:
>already long and successful career
>unique fighting style
>from the growing oceanic region
>media workhorse, willing to make the most of every interview
>stylish
>uses pop culture to his advantage
>predicts wins (HMMMM who else did that)
>FIGHTS REGULARLY
>WINS FIGHTS
>BECOMES THE CHAMPION
face it losers he’s completely better than you in every way and you will spend every game thread in the next three years just WISHING he would lose hahahahahahahaha! what a sorry pair of cucks you are.

>Months sucking Whittaker after fighting Romero twice
>Pissrael enters the conversation
>"Yoel is so le based and wholesome XD XD xdddd"
Is more anti pissrael but the narrative and affluence of newbies has made look like /heem/ always supported that cardiolet shitter

It's entirely possible.

you are a 229er

Silence worm

So desperate for a you

>stylish
This isn't even clever bait
It almost seems like you want me to know you're baiting me which, if you're pretending to be antagonistic, telling me it's a bait makes it all pretty pointless

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I hated yoel because Rogan liked him, but desu at least he's a christian

Because we want to see the undefeated "le future goat" naruto nigger to get heemed by a 42 year old pooel for shits and giggles, it's really simple you retard

Saw Antony Smif at a Glory kickboxing match in Denver, got to talk for a second. I had seen him fight in the VFC regional promotion in Omaha when he was a nobody and told him it was crazy to see how far he came. He said it seemed crazy to himself.
has a qt as fug gf too
after I shook his hand my iq went up 200

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based showtime smif

>has a qt as fug gf too
?

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Describe Adesanya in one word

To start it off I'll pick a random letter the word has to start with

Let's say....

N

Smith is actually based wtf

Nefastous

He is very clearly stylish... how is that even your main gripe with my post?

kek even he is better looking than her

Yeah, I get that, but one thing is rooting for Poomero and the other is thinking is that he actually has a chance, I think our best shot is that Roidmero harms Pissrael enough so Borrachinha can heem him easily

Nefarious

wow I remember her being much hotter than that
but I mean that would still be a catch for me

You're gonna feel really stupid when Chadmero heems Adapooya into another universe.

Nonconforming

nigerian

But he won't! so dream on loser.

What you should be hoping for is a quick Yoel heem so we can get the Costa rematch with the strap on the line.

Let me guess, you also thought that Barber would beat Moddaferi easily right?

naruto

It's entirely possible.

You're either a nigger or a chinkcel. That's my gripe

newt

Was he good?

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Barber lost to barber. She tore her ACL because she had a bad stance. You could've put her in the ring alone and she'd have lost

if you get knocked out by frank edgar you suck

Prime Edgar wasn't shit tho

i didnt say that

This happened in only 2.5 years

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crazy how she didn't defeat herself until she had to deal with roxy wait no it's not crazy because roxy clowned on her

nascar

make the new thread a "lucky to be alive - i guess" type thread

>walk backards when not under threat
>foot unnatural ankle
>leg ends in weird way
>tears ACL

ALL PART OF THE PLAN ROXYBROS

does the first round not exist in your retarded fantasy land? maycee is an idiot that can't accept an L. knee was fine until she had to deal with the Majin Happy Warrior

Cringe.

god I want her to win so bad bros

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fuark what a tight little body

she looks like a dude, especially in that bottom pic

faggot leaf thread

too old

LOL! enjoy racist, Izzy is the face of NZ these days and a proud KIWI! kia ora my man.

Heeminder that kiwis are dirty according to the CHAD himself

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he wanted to call him the N word but of course he remembered how everyone gets offended so easy

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ok funny
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