OFFICIAL CHELSEA vs LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD #3

2-0

Willian (13)
Barkley (64)

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anime

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
LIVERBROS???

anime good

BTFO

Liverpool BTFO

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Don't even want to win anymore, this week has ruined the entire season

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Western cartoon

NOT THE HECKIN TREBLERINO

Kino angle.

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>man mountain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

what's the meaning of this?

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY LIVERBROS

>pedro

ITS OVER LIVERCHADS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I must apologise to Frank. Wasn't expecting a Barkley masterclass tonight

>implying we care about some shitty cup
we're focusing on the league la

SLIP IN PEACE

Bayern confirm for the next CL winner

>Peter

Who will scousers blame for this? Lovren isn’t playing

THE ETERNAL SLIP STRIKES AGAIN

>pedro

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fucking pedro

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PEDRLEL

based Everton lad

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>CHELSHIT
>LIVERPOO
absolute fucking shitshow aaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>PEDO

is for degenerates

pffft who cares about this mickey mouse cup? The league is all that matters to us

imperious dodge from the man mountain

>poodro

>PEDRITO

>mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants >mental giants

How can Pedro be so bad

>Henderson injured
>Team goes to shit
When will you admit Henderson is the best player on the planet?

>livershit

What a strike from the BLACK MAN

FUCK YOU PEDRO!

>Poopdro

>we
in what position do you play?

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>excuses

>Pedo
Low test twink.

liverscum ahahahahahahha

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>Losing three games in seven days

The capitulation has started

well well well

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>b-but lovren
lel

>W-WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT C-CUP ANYWAY

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*dissolves Liverpool*

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>not chipping the keeper

Is he stupid?

whatever Liverpool did during the winter break they need to never do again.

Will liverpool win another match in 2020?

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AHAHAHAHA THE STATE

I'm a paid up member of the official fan club, I'm as much a part of the team as any player

I had beautiful TORRES flashbacks in that moment

lel

she is fucking ugly

Stay seething at liverchads

NIGERIAS FINEST ROSS THE BOSS BARKLEY

can we all agree that chinks cam't into PL?

t. uigly slag whose pic wanst posted

based

Barca DNA kicking in

stay slipping

OH NONONO LIVERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

why no one ever lob the keeper anymore

>klopp is better than fergie they said

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Kinda want city to do the cup quadruple

APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW Yea Forums

W E W

You're very welcome, EPL.

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Werner, Sancho, Mbappe have all lost interest in Liverpool now. they are FINISHED.

>Lost three games in a row
>Not scored in over 250 minutes of football
>Could be out of two competitions by the middle of next week

It's over

Who's that jumping out of the way of the ball?

athletico game really shook them

Why did the Premier League scriptwriters decide to nerf Liverpool after the winter break?

Liverpool aren't only shit. They are shit with 96 dead fans.

>Bobby and Milner coming on

Thanks Klopp, now we can't say we didn't care about winning some shitty cup

fan

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Liverpool's season crumbling in two weeks lel

Where the fuck did Mane get that haircut and why isn't he pressing charges

Fuck you all, liverpool will win the war.

>turden flopp

Need Lallana out of business

is klopp still on tenerife?

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It's that winter break that has ruined them lmao
Klopp making a huge fuss over it has rekt his team

Pedro can't finish.

pedro pedrito pedro

When Liverpool lose, I lose it.

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Only true chads do the domestic clean sweep

Fuck was that JoGo?

gomez, thought he was going near post I suppose

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Based Tom Waits

Can't believe Newcastle are gonna win the cup

>2 losses in a row
Is it time for the FA to step in and fix this shit?

>minamingz still on

>You know remember when all the SkySportspool pundits were comparing this team to United's treble winning team

The Arsenal 2009-2015 approach to falling apart.

honorary english man John Mean Song

Cheers

I always think it's a really sweet gesture when players do this.

HELLISH DIGITS

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someone photoshop a flamengo jersey on the kid pls lmao

based and redpilled satan

nah this is how klopp teams always burn out

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Why do you keep petednig the West Ham game never happened

can't wait to play the new animal crossing game to escape the reality of Liverpools downfall.

ATM will win at anusfield

meanwhile
West Brom - Newcastle 0 - 3
Reading - Sheffield 1 - 1

Liverpool are so good they managed to make Barkley look like prime Messi

Put one in your calf.

might seem unchippable if you have a manlet pov

Fuck this sleep inducing commentator. Bring in ray hudson la

This nigga driving a Prius lmao

>Premier League
>Club World Cup
>Super Cup

Treble lads

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any fellow chads ITT?

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do what? laugh at disabled people?

romania's digit game off the charts, whew

Based and MAGISTERIALpilled

Lmaoooo that cross

The world will remember (but not really) Liverpool for being good briefly at the end of the 18/19 season and the beginning of the 19/20 season.

Liverpool haven't looked particularly strong this season, their luck's just catching up with them now

CWC doesn't matter

>prius

Stay mad, literal world champions

>Kepa
>is a goalkeeper
Just like my Final Fantasy games

where is the pic of your qt over 18 sister m8

why don't you reply?

checking in

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>peruANO

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN

LMAO

>jeeroo

Daily reminder that ABL = anyone but Leicester

thanks for reading

>JIROO

STUPID SEXY GIROUD

TROLLBAR

Looks like SLIP's back on the menu boys

How do you own a gun and cope with the anxiety that you can end your life any moment?

>Pedro
>Giroud

Fucking hell Chelsea

Bet we bottle this

No

well they did both win the league because of having every other team out of form

rofl wtf is that?

What the fuck Giroud.

Is there still time for Liverpool to shit the bed and throw away the premier league

wtf was that. put the ball into the basket

im watching footy with Yea Forums

who would have thought one game against the cucks of la liga would destroy the best team in the history of the eplel lmao

mental midgets

>people actually rated Gomez

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>Jirooo

Shiiieeeeettttt

>chiroo

DUDE REAL MADRID JUST BEAT COLO COLO 8-0 WORLD CHAMPIONS

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fucking hell is he awful, shouting nonsense metaphors and annoying monikers for all the players

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROUDZ

>no scoring these chances
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

The slip always happens

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What PL team would he play for?

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>losing to bottlejob chelsea
Surely not?

Fuckign hell Giroud, you were doing everything right

Nobody rates Gomez, he just BTFO of Sterling

I d-don't care if you watch it with me, baka

yes, they only need to drop enough points to not win it before mid april, when it gets called off due to the corona

WE only lost because Harvey Elliott couldn't play.

>Treble rip
>Invincibles rip
>Champions league rip
>Corona league rip
SLIPPY SLIP

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so... is kepa back on the first team?

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can liverpool do anything other than cross?

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!

PROPA BREXIT TACKLE

>this match: the webm

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what is it with Milner and first post corners?

>cancelling eastenders for this

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How did Pedro get outpaced by 50 year old Milner?

>He still found a way to shoot
>slipped
Would have been poetic if he scored, desu.

That’s a fucking red

It was the keeper m8
cute dubs

The caveman is SEETHING lmfao

jiroo really does all he can there, great save.
Batshit would have collapsed after the first challenge.

How does he do it Yea Forums ?
He's a reliable player both in La Liga and the Premier League.
He's won dozens of titles.
Averages 45 games per season.
In spite of his age (32) he's still pacey and lethal if allowed to shoot.

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Kepa's trying so hard not to fuck up he's just punching everything

Milner's such a thug

>messaging insta thots who’ll never reply back
>chad

turned the match off and i'm leaving the thred.

>tfw no Lucy's chebs gf

basadasso

What can a man do with such reckless slips?

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Jorginho is dogshit, can't believe city almost signed this fraud

>Little Jorge

lul

SCREAMING

LIVERBROS?

did you not see that chance he blew

Except in this game he's shown he's neither pacey nor lethal.

Anchelotti and Simeone exposed them, mark their fullbacks with wide midfielders and they can't create any chances.

reckon I'm better than jorginho

>tfw never played a Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Silent Hill game, or any other long running weeb franchise

based

Can't wait for the Klopp fume

The fuck happened to the plot armour?

Why are Liverpool being so shit?

He’s genuinely a good player, might have a few bad games but always puts in a shift.

The Chelsea forwards are frustrating as fuck.

Never rated him in that Barcelona team

Man has proven me wrong

>Pacey
The man lives in a world of treacle

If you've won a golden trophy clap your hands *clap* *clap*
If you've won a golden trophy clap your hands *clap* *clap*
If you've won a golden trophy
won a golden trophy
won a golden trophy clap your hands *clap* *clap*

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boludo

couldnt they have just written out singaporian why did they make it sound like a slur

>Liverspaghetti

He'd look fucking brilliant in the gundogan role
Although I think they probably still would've needed to get rodri to play dm

I dom't know if I have bad luck, but most of pedro's matches I watch he's bad at passing and shooting

OPEN UP, user. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

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that's what you get for bringing a number 15 when i ordered a number 12

FACKIN HELL

That's not right...

I think my British gf is cheating on me bros

That's gonna get him a talking to.

Based God filling the world with fathoms and fathoms of cruelty and suffering.

t. Hasn't been watching the game

Finally people are putting chinks down the pedestal.

>no lovren to scapegoat
>should be down 4 or 5 goals
>bringing on firmino and milner
how will they explain this one

I'm starting to remember what being a Liverpool fan is actually like. Despair, disappointment and grumpiness.

I don't much care for it. I want the good feelings back

based

is that the quintessential gay fit?

do you even know how instagram works

Just because she's cheating on her SATs doesn't mean she's cheating on you

he's fucking shit

good

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Just a reminder that all of those scousers in attendance tonight will be travelling back to their terraced council houses in their poverty-enriched city

>blew
You mean after he outrun 2 defenders, previously being perfectly positioned to steal that ball?
He just outrun Milner and had to be stopped by foul.
Giroud just blew one, so?

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

Wish I had this lad's confidence.

>w-we're prioritising the league, la

it were the fookin ref innit la

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CANT BOBBY JUST SCORE

my boy Minamingz still in

Winter breaks?
Saved him at Dortmund.

It's just not fair

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Adrian got a concussion

SALAH POWAH

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No Hendo

HA ugly disgusting scouse RATS

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>lose to Atletico
>crumble

>minaqt still in
based klopp fuck the haters

>Chelsea celebrating a win against a Liverpool side without Harvey Elliott

absolutely pathetic from Chelsea fans.

Half of em will be switching their money back into Euros lmao

Prince Billy

What if liverpoop just goes on a gigantic lose streak?

Lads, what about

>Poo Cacah

He always looked like some mundane peasant among extraterrestrials. He’s a decent squad player but nothing more.

Salad didnt play?
Never noticed.

What are they going to find in the bins for tea tonight?

Who else is gonna buy a cheap house when the boomer plague sweeps through?

only the english care about the FA cup anyway, glad to be done with that mickey mouse competition

is Billy Gilmour currently the best British professional player?

i'll be avoiding Yea Forums and all social media again for a few days. fuck all of you. goodbye

sheer unprecedented cope

>lose CL
>lose League
>lose FA Cup

All in one week. This is the most dramatic collapse since Burnden Park

slept with my phone next to my head last night and now i have brain cancer.
anyway hows the game been?

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blue > red

>Poo Cacah
pretty bad

Is this our new best lineup Chelseabros?

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liverpool have had literally nothing going offensively this half at all

Salah at fiorentina

Be funny if you died though, heheh

Snotty tissues full of virons

>burnden park
holy shit

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>An independent Football Association regulatory commission suspended Kiko Casilla for eight games after being satisfied the Leeds goalkeeper called Charlton’s loanee striker Jonathan Leko “a fucking n-word” during a game at the Valley in September last year.

>Casilla maintains his innocence and has been supported by Leeds, who have questioned the FA’s decision to decide the case on the balance of probabilities, but, in a 62-page document explaining the “written reasons” for its decision, the FA insists the required burden of proof was exceeded.

>The FA had wanted to impose a 10-match ban on Casilla but the independent panel comprising Graeme McPherson QC, Marvin Robinson and Stuart Ripley decreed eight games would be a fairer sanction after reaching a unanimous decision that the Spaniard had racially abused Leko as he punched the ball clear following a corner.

>62 pages

see you tomorrow

today yes, tomorrow ..... well ...

C O P E
O
P
E

daisy ridleys audition video subbed to looks like a porn casting video

Based king of Zoomers absolutely dabbed on a lanklet today

>win too much
>get complacent
>get lazy
>stop caring
>lose

>Keep putting on youth teams to get cucked out of the FA as fast as you can so you can focus on winning the league undefeated
>Lose 3-0 to relegation fodder
>Put on an alright FA squad for the first time now that golden prem is impossible
>Lose 2-0

Kek

Shall take the 0.2% risk

You know what didn't collapse? The fences.

not likely

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When Liverpool fans go away to London and they see houses that are more than 1 story and without smashed-in windows, do they get confused?

remember when liverpool used to turn games like this around in the last ten minutes?

LMAO the levels of SEETHE at this post.
I guess pic is just a mere coincidence then.
>200 games at Chelsea
>42 goals
>Literally a better goal average than Willian

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>This is the most dramatic collapse since Burnden Park

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i don't watch the games but i'm guessing klopp has tired out the team? could it be possible to slip the league with this team now or at least make a mess of the finishing line?

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>story

Mount you mitherfucker Giroud was free

has the liverpool boom bust cycle ever been wrong?

Yeah and?

>Colossus that is Virgil Van Dyke
They're losing 2-0 fucking hell

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>a fucking n-word
neoliberal?

Which Irish team was playing tonight

>outrun 2 defenders
I think what you mean is "steal the ball and get overrun by 2 defenders after your 10 kilometre headstart then shoot the ball straight at the keeper" user

Did he actually say n-word? or nigger?

Ah yeah when they get that last minute VAR decision

He said he didn't know what the word 'nigger' means.
He's been shit recently so I'm no too mad that he's fucked himself though.

who cares about the fa cup lad

Cope.

>w-we d-dont care

COPE
O
P
E

What does Barkley ACTUALLY do?

>>Literally a better goal average than Willian
who is shit, your point?

>I didn't even know nigger was a word until yesterday
Based Kiko seeing beyond race. He'll go down a martyr.

>62 pages
how many of those pages were just "LEEDS... LEEDS ARE FALLING APART... AGAIN" repeated

Billy Gilmour is the next GOAT.

The latter

They are more confused by the fact that none of the windows have metal sheets over them

Moount has negroid iq

>story
Wanna know how I know you're a Yankified Nigerian in a tower block?

Blooters

Fabinho BTFO

*clap clap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap*
CHEL-SEA!

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white makelele

G I L M O U R

>liverpoo

Even Liverpool can't throw this season and lose everything, right?

Anglos and americans have to fix their minds, is a fcking word ffs and if a want to call nigger to a negro I'll call him nigger

Watford curse. it's ending 3-0 lads

place your bets.

He's playing the reserves

livershit at it again

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why do you guys hate Liverpool so much lmao

they're not even having a bad season, they're gonna win the PL right ?

JORGINHO OUT

GILMOUR IN

Cheating chelsea nigger, having a lie down

Good.

Destroys Liverpool hopes and dreams

How far is liverpool from london?

> i'm guessing klopp has tired out the team
if by klopp you mean "PEDs running out", then yes

those are messages sent to me
why would you get a notification for a message that you sent

>a pedro fan
that's the first time i see this

they get confused by all the muslims and blacks swanning around the place

Why would you sub off Giroo literally the best player on the pitch

>the reserves
wew lad

Liverbros I hate to admit but it's over. There's no point to this club anymore. Just let Everton take over, forget this season ever happened

GILMOUR FOR DA BALOON DOOR

pops up and bangs them in

About 6 hours on a megabus

So? Singing is for women and fags

most of them in attendance probably are from london

Dennis Wise regen

200 miles

do the cartels block you from using google you poor cunt?

For me it's
>chelsea ChelseA CHELSEAAA CHELSEA Chelsea CHELSEAAA chelsea

What he said NIGGER?

We can still win the double la

he's the white xavi

threads where ABLs win are fucking boring holy shit

still funny to see them bottle it

On the pitch though? Keep your autism for the 4chins lad, don't reveal your power level in public.

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I hate them because they tapped up Ziege and Rick Parry is a sly cunt who deliberately sought to screw Boro over with a points deduction for missing a game.

Bots

We'll be lucky to win the single at this rate

>best chelsea player is a scottish manlet

hmmm

I wasn't degrading the chant, I actually like it

>The Age of Men Is Over
>The Time of the Twink has Come

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if the game ends 2-0 i'll stick something up my arse haha really hope it doesn't end 2-0 haha

you won't even get a single
digits confirm

>PEETAH

made me flinch ngl

Did Firmino just stare down Masey?

damn

i aint opening bloat google maps for this shit

He said YOU FUCKING NIGGER in a Spanish accent.

but i know them irl

I'm guessing everyone just hates how they immediately became insufferable after getting the first taste of success in 14 years.

Marcos "bring your daughter to the slaughter" Alonso

>kidneylake

>robertson, Tierney, McTominay, Gilmour,, mcginn, McBurnie, fraser

Are we, dare i say it, on the cusp of not being a complete laughing stock of a national team anymore?

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If only Liverpool weren't so far ahead I reckon they will slip hard from now on but it won't matter. Man City will close gap to ~8 points

>Lose undefeated streak
>Lose FA cup
>Lose champions league next week
lmao imagine ONLY winning the league title

chowsee chowsee
chowsee chowsee
wur ganna meyk dis a blooooooooo dey

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boobs

>squaring up to qt lineswoman

Stupid bitch lineswoman deserves to be raped. And I say this as an ABL. And I saw this entirely because she's a woman.

surely not gonna blow this big a lead, right?

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ABABLs are mentally ill

Giroud is such a kino player

Firminho the filthy misogynist

>lines"woman"

no

We've been there

>he doesn't mention that he's scored once out of 16 and now 17 games this season
very curious user

how did it sound like? can you vocaroo it?

> FUCKEEN NEEEEEEGER

It's over

You've got good players. They're just shit together.

What did he mean by this expression?

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I hate them for banging on about Hillsborough for thirty years while denying their role in Heysel.

Based

Lets pray they draw or lose their next 10 league games and city win all their next

kino

Imagine subbing jiroo. Watch them lose the match now. Screencap this

YOU ALWAYS WANK ALONE

>left back
>meme left back
>"scottish" holding lanklet
>le holding manlet
>decent player
>who?
>who?

>oh I've wasted my life

>tfw watching Scottish Xavi

le 2-0 face

Is there anyone who doesn't rate Jiroo

Time traveller here from May 2020
The slip is in

Why not? 19 points ahead with 30 up for grabs. And we're playing like absolute shit. This is the beginning of the end

>haven't had a shot on target since the 31st minute
BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD LA

>Shittalking Masey

Reddlt

Firmino has an insult women license he's lgbtq

>Those Liverpakis

Lmao

>became

Why have Chinks decided bowl-cuts are okay?

WELCOME TO SHENHUA FC

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This girl at the gym was wearing tight pants and a tanktop that showed her tummy and all her cleavage. Wtf is wrong with them? Do they actually think that they are not doing attention-seeking behavior and that they just wanna be comfortable? It's not like they're gonna sweat a lot anyway, they don't do anything difficult at the gym.

What the fuck bros?

Let me guess, every single player of every single professional team is shit.

Compared to what?
I don't really expect you or any of the seething plebs that raged at my post to really answer.
I bet none of you have actually run on a real football field, despite such high expectations on player performance.

Trying to play it cool

>Salad

based hilarious chile as always

Could you even imagine a slip of that magnitude? Imagine the dead scoursers

but she's pretty based

>Fraser
Has he done anything this season?
Bet he's annoyed now that Arsenal didn't buy him last summer, now no one cares about him

Internal slip

our cb is always weak af so no

>norfgate

based

>no cbs
>no gks
were still fucked desu

Then please forgive me

>92nd minute of a cup game
>2-0 down
>keeper not up for the corner
fucking disgusting

Barely human filth

>i was raped behind a lidl in munich in 1989

>this is gonna be fun this saturday

just focus on your set

didn't know gareth southgate was a l'pool supporter

>playing on a cold rainy night in London at Stamford Bridge
What a kino feeling it must be, oh how I love England.

who /comfy/ here

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Funny cos there's hardly any in Liverpool itself.
Wonder if they're glory supporters from Luton.

For what purpose? Not like they're gonna score 2 in 40 seconds

>If only you knew how slippery things really are

Dont care about
Winning that shitty cup even though you have shit success in it... league cup on the other hand is the shittest cup of all but i bet you brag about that success

Mane is a fucking nigger

>Flopp gets exposed in the CL, PL and CUP in the span of a week

what does mane actually do other than le pacey nig and dive man?

SLIP

Depends if you can squeak past Israel.

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Liverslip are CANCELLED

Pathetic club
Kill yuorself.

BASED CHELSEA

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>Mane Chimpout
Le good muslim boy kek

>Flopp gets exposed in the CL, PL and CUP in the span of a week

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you ever watch soccer lad?

Reporté à la plate-forme éco-citoyenne PHAROS.

good of eric dier to join him

Alonso has been so good lately wtf

Giroo was excellent

>they actually thought they were winning the treble

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same reason why people generally cheer for the underdog. they are simply too good.
>too good
heh... 0-3 to watford... 0-2 to chelsea... too good right? at least until mid december maybe. but the PL title is still safe. uncertain how it will fare against atletico

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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He loses the ball and throws himself to the floor clutching his head.

new thread lads

How will the scouse biased media downplay this one

so good to see you back

based gyppo

>Let me guess, every single player of every single professional team is shit.
yes, haaland will prove it by reinventing footy

THE SLIP IS REAL
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Has the slip begun?

Liverbros NOOOOOOOOOOO nooooo tHIS Wasnt Supossed to HAPPEN

HOES MAD
LRL MAD

>that Slipperpool fan slipping in the top right

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AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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liverpool were genuinely disappointing, that was a shit cup game like chelshit easily killing some championship team
not even laughing just annoyed I watched it

OH SHIT KEK

>W-WE DON'T CARE ABOUT T-THE TREBLE ANYWAY
>WE ALREADY WON THE SUPERCUP AND THE CWC THOSE COUNT R-RIGHT?

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>we're out of this plastic mickey mouse cup that only arselel care about
Based, now let's get the double

FUCK LIVARPOOL

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>Kepa is suddenly the GOAT
>Ross Barkley looking like he might actually make it in the prem
>Billy Gilmour embarrassing Fabinho and making Jorginho look average

At this rate, Slipperpool won't even beat Man City's domestic treble season.

Oh fuck I didn't even notice him.

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ya love to see it

lol

LOL

>the man's back

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Gareth Scousegate with the scarf.

Liverpool are mathematically impossible to lose the title. They have 22pt lead. They literally need only 4 more wins (even assuming 100% win rate for City). But they don't get the gold trophy.

>Liverpool are mathematically impossible to lose the title.
what if they lose all their remaining games and man city win all their remaining games

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>Liverpool are mathematically impossible to lose the title
Except they can, by definition, mathematically lose the title

>irish mathematicians

City get deducted 12 points and Liverpool still win

>windows
>not linux
kek

Congrats you chose the worst glock money can buy

>Chsixmpions of europe
Fucking spastics

>10 games left
>need only 4 to mathematically win the title
>dude they won't do it lmao

this is where the real southgate was all along

stranger things have happened

when

>22 point lead with 10 games left
actually don't think they have

lads
it's slipperpool

But messi does it all the time

It's so unlikely it's dumb. That's 4 wins, even assuming City don't fuck up anywhere. Liverpool have won the league. Which is all they want and all they care about. Possibly cheeky CL as well. Double of Kings.

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There's always the pandemic. Boris Johnson will be itching for the chance to cancel the league and deny the scousers.

you say that like its a bad thing or something

They predicted his victory with a 5% chance. The chance of rolling 6 two times in a row with a 6-sided die is about half as big, and it happens all the time

Henderson's injury has fucked up liverpool.

I mean I never really expected a treble from Liverpool despite being a /lifelong/ true kopite scouser but given the fact that there’s going to be no invincible run and we’ve lost the chance for the treble so early,
It has me seething

If that happens I am 100% willing to bet the PL will give the title to Liverpool. Yes it'll be a double asterisk but it'll still be theirs. The alternative is to delay the PL and resume it when shit has calmed down/died out. As for Boris, I am more worried about his response to Gibraltar issue than about declaring the PL void. As meme as it'd be.

Same bro. Feeling like this club is just a trap for losers. Maybe we should switch to Everton since we are already honorable scousers? This Ancelotti guy seems like a good coach

That double asterisk is all the opposition fans will need to continue taking the piss.

No.We are /lifelongs/ here buddy.We should cope with the small time mentality of the club and just keep supporting it

Its gonna be rough la'. I never supported a team as small as the 'pool before but I know for sure we Won't Walk Alone innit? not sure I can cope another loss though

kek

No brother.
You’ll never walk alone.
You’d always have a small mentality apologist fan by your side