OFFICIAL CHELSEA vs LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD #2

Barkley is always a second or two too slow in pretty much anything he does

scousers bad

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this is like the sperm racing to the egg

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Where were you when Liverpool started their 20 games losing streak ?

If you don't like pineapple on a pizza then we can't be friends sorry

yes but what does he do?

Like it

HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ASS

>mfw FPBP

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i've had toothache for a week lads but trying to ignore it and hope it goes away on it's own :(

so many seething gold trophycels ITT

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Good posts

Bad post

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Imagine losing out on equalling the Invincibles and the Treble in back to back games

>Liverpool

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How can Liverpool be so bad when they are on PEDs?

T. Every girl on dating sites

is van dyke a fraud?

Hohum yawn

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AND GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Mouthwash

>ASS

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WE NEED HIM TO RETURN LADS HE WILL THRIVE UNDER LAMPARD

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Someone score digits

Dentist isnt expensive lad

holy BASED

>trips confirms

holy based

kringe

looks like it was eaten once already. would add something green into it like green beans.

I know you guys are incredibly boring and just like to meme but Minamino has been decent.

We we're aiming for any manlet replica trophy. We are CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, ENGLAND & THE CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS.

can i get some /hr/ on the qt linesmanwoman

fuck off chelsea fc, you ain't got no history

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That's not Diego Costa

ALWAYS THE VICTIMS
IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT

bros... pulingz.. i miss him.. when will he come back

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Anime is patrician

>tfw it was joe gomez that made van dyke good
why is he such a fraud lads

Chelsea give us battyboi back zaha and benteke is fucking useless

>being a forward at Atletico

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>3dpd cis wh*te womyn

kys

Never, he's fat like all other Americans now

Literally turned over 20 mins ago just to watch Gilmour and he's only touched the ball once since then...

BASED

cringe

...

>winning streak over
>out of FA cup
>out of CL

>all they have left is a boring PL run to pass the time

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why is origi playing on the wing? He's a striker for fucks sake

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best xx

Digits and the epl slips.

Must have a height starting in six
Will swipe right if you have a doggo

MY BOY IS DEAD

Games over if kova comes off

>Mount

Put your house on Liverpool

PLS NO DIE

Why can't Yea Forums admit Hendo is actually decent?

Liverpool are absolute shite without him

next season we will win the quadruple

based as fuck

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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "GET WELL SOON GIANLUCA" TO HEAL VIALLI FROM CANCER AND PROTECT HIS WEAK IMMUNE SYSTEM FROM CORONA VIRUS

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reeeeeee kovacic injured

>Barkley being moved to a deeper role
IT’S OVER

big fan of players injuring themselves while diving

KOVAAAAAAAAAA

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F

2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0

>Mount

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GET WELL SOON GIANLUCA

Who's co-commentating? Is that Jenas? Why do they have Spurs twats commentating on Chelsea games?

Fucking hell never seen kovacic up close. He looks like a monster out of some TV fantasy show.

OLE OLE, OLE OLE,

MASON MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT

MASON MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT

FUCK CANADA.

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>next three games
>Kante injured
>Jorginho suspended
>Kova injured
>Midfield three of mount, Gilmour and Barkley

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I would love to kick jenas's head in

you now remember Christian Pulisic

GET WELL SOON LUCA

cmon user were soccer fans we like dicks

Has Liverpool been exposed lads?
Can they recover from a defeat?
Has their defeat at the hands of lowly Watford destroyed their confidence?
Can Liverpool demonstrate championship tier mettle by moving on from that loss?

>Mount-Barkley-Gilmour midfield

When Liverpool bring on Salah and Firmino we're fucked

2/4

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2d women will never fuck you

if i get corona i'll become a super spreader

>GET WELL SOON GIANLUCA

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Lel Giroud Sucks

Fab is just looking absolutely fucking clueless out there, what the fuck happened to him

ummm fabregas plays for monaco sweetie

3/4

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the most memey outcome would be if liverpool lost every single one of the matches they have left, but still win the EPLEL

Cute!

Where's my boy JMilnz?

This is unironically Chelsea's midfield against Everton and Bayern...

Might have to play James, Christensen or zouma there

>those peng earrings
scouse as fuck
i love it

>game is going to be decided by a goalkeeping error
boring game lads

if they can refer that shit to the police why dont i just report all of you ABLs here for 96 posting

GET WELL SOON GIANLUCA

Injured

any TRUERS?

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4/4

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Bet that slag sucks a mean cock.

there is literally nothing wrong with being scouse

>slipamino

Fuck half time slags, post half time music

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Cope

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GGX Gang

MINAMINGZ OUT

125M FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET

Lmao who the fuck is that guy playing CB for Chelsea

this is jew-tier victimhood

This is what every HT slag will look like 5-10 years

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like poetry

CHOOSE YOUR HALFTIME SLAGFU

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lyl

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That's french International Zouma

Can the brits and americans stop posting pictures of their disgusting food? Thank you kindly

NEVER FORGET THE 96 TRILLION

Remember the 6million

Slag time I guess

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grim

What the fuck are those brow balls? Fucking meatballs? How do you make them so smooth?

rollin rollin rollin

trust in the zoomer midfield

halftime slags

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>96
kek

Gilmoor looks so good lads

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Find it weird when foreign flags join in the Liverpoo hate. l mean they're not wrong but it still feels artificial.

Fuck you, dirty animal.

>placement of that welcome mat
disgusting

wow

im thinking asians today

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There is nothing good looking about either of these people or their shitty newbuild

BOSSED IT

come on

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>skipping leg day

They are spuds.

that lad has brendan rodgers browline . uncanny because we know the bodge as just as shallow and narcissistic

Wypipo food looks very easy to make

Not trashy enough to be a slag

roll for 6,7

I need some more beer for these lasses

british cuisine

lemme get 6/7

reminder

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Give me that sweet dub ass

brehs

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44444444

yoooo

ON THE PLANE

pls

prefer right to left.

left looks too goofy but why do do i feel like asians tend to fall into these 2 categories

no they fucking aren't

>le blank slate vague policy man

the zoo called, they want dumbo back

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Absolute Deano

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heres the hf supper for the ugly scouse RATS coming out of their counsel RAT nests

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wtf is that m8

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UFC is so much better

REMINDER; There's nothing more pathetic than a bunch of socially inept depressed lonely incels posting images of random girls on a Yea Forums sports board and referring to them as 'slags'. I genuinely advise you pathetic sad cunts to get out more, meet new people, get laid, find a hobby etc instead of saving images of strangers as 'slag.jpg' to post just hoping for a (you). It's sad the highlight of your day is someone responding to you saying "based". You people are so fucking pathetic it's actually hard to comprehend. Please grow the fuck up you sad sexist incels.

Liverpool is playing like shit holy hell

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Lads, I really fucking hate people.

Would've been passable without the prawns

DO NOT CLICK
I REPEAT
DO NOT CLICK

NOT SAFE FOR LIVE

Scousephobia is a global phenomenon

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outfits like the one on the left should be made illegal

Is Kepa back?

Mane 90'+6 (P)

le red Tory man

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Imagine spending 7m on Minamino and still being ripped off lmao

(You)

could it be?

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suck my dick fag

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

i want a slag gf so bad bros

2,1

Yanks, go vote if you can today

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COME
ON
THE
CHELSEA

you are here you know this is how we act all around the world. who the fuck are you m8?!

Gilmour looks like hes 13

shame he has scottish manlet genes

>Anime bad

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What'cha gonna do about it, Scouse cunt?

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he's been decent, fags don't want to pass to him

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for me, it's bimbo's

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bunda

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Hip and arse surgery will never not look weird, you've got a nothing thigh going into a fuckign 80 inch hip and 20 inch waist. It's fucking retarded

wasted dubs

Anybody who has ever posted this is a seething virgin

Unbelievably grim

He's there for shirt sales in Japan even more so with the Olympics and all that but it might get canceled kek

Ye we get it mate, epl is your secret clubhouse despite having 90% foreign players

BASED

l've had sex

>REMINDER; There's nothing more pathetic than a bunch of socially inept depressed lonely incels posting images of random girls on a Yea Forums sports board and referring to them as 'slags'. I genuinely advise you pathetic sad cunts to get out more, meet new people, get laid, find a hobby etc instead of saving images of strangers as 'slag.jpg' to post just hoping for a (you). It's sad the highlight of your day is someone responding to you saying "based". You people are so fucking pathetic it's actually hard to comprehend. Please grow the fuck up you sad sexist incels.

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WHAP

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HE'S BIG AND HE'S FUCKING HARD

it's like they've dug winehouse up and tried to reassemble her

Nice to see Jimmy Hills family are doing well

Always forget how much I hate Chelsea until we play them. Fucking tory rats.

JAW

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...

>got chest pains, soar throat, fever, trouble breathing etc all the shebang
>call up 111 saying I have coronavirus
>they make 2 different people call me back first a clinician and then a GP office
>get asked to come into the GP for further tests

Lol fuck off. If I smoke a puree zoot do you think it will make my chest worse? No tobacco or anything.

bored lads. anyone know any decent mobile games?

>be Deano
>eternally whipped by your ugly plastic faced barbie
>forced to buy a newbuild in a shit area with the money your dead gran left you, her credit rating is negative and she has already been bankrupt
>pay £1000 mortgage per month
>pay £200 ground rent (leasehold obvs)
>pay staceys phone bill (always goes over her limit because of instagram thottery uploads
>pay £500 for audi lease
>pay as Sports Direct Area Manager isnt cutting it and credit cards are maxed out
>get job on building site shlvelling gravel for more money
>still not enough
>forced to do "favours" for the site manager in the portaloo
Why does Deano do this to himself? He surely must see that it isnt sustainable.

rochas or slags bros?

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pornhub.com

Give me a quick rundown on the content of it?

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What the absolute fuck. Is that pus?

rollin

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Slags are haram

I know bros, can't even get them on tinder ffs. Should I go to the club and embarrass myself trying to bed one? Not that they'd ever look my way haha

cookie clicker making a resurgence in a big way

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Portuguese girls look like THAT?

Click it pussy

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4,1,3,2

3,1,2

You cant post this if you still live with your ma and have no savings

the longer you look at it the more grim it becomes

Is this the zoomer version of john copypasta?

Rochas by far

BOTH but dont forget Kweens

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someone please post the webm of the qt chinese girl rolling her head on some bread

fornite mobile!!!

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Going to bed.

Goodnight lads.

Phwoarrrr

R O C H A S

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Xenowerk is pretty fun

Looks like a tonsil stone busrting everywhere

>for me? it's anime

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>MODx

It's literally BBC3-tier

This is what license fee money is spent on

but i do have savings

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Im not opening CP you peado

>tfw tucked up in bed with the heating whacked up after a long day
>watching WBA v Newcastle whilst the other game is at halftime
>nibbling on a Kinder Bueno and shitposting

Very comfy lads, Newcastle just made it 2-0

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Do you live with your ma?

>Zoomer Match of the Day
fucking hell

Could the best player in the womens Premier League make it into the starting eleven of a mid-level Championship team?

But you'll miss liverpool's comeback?

3,4,1,2

black people HATE him

Argies really are top tier

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akeno.dxd.moe/Fr2Jtxnd.webm

what am I looking for here?

Been proven to beat any viral infection lad

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easily

no

Choose life veronica

There's Only One Billy Gilmour

Pixel Dungeon, totally free, no ads, amazing fun.

Get Shattered Pixel Dungeon if you're on Android

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No, no women footballer could make it into any level of men's football including Sunday league.

dubs and we all get gfs

Choose designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank till your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten thing you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion, choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two hour journey to work, and choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece they will be all gone and there will be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronica. Choose life

lol

Yeah i just watched it , that really wasn't even fucking bad ay all

What the fuck is that pussy Austrian talking about

TOP KEK

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What about a university mens first team?

no

for me? its Uilleachan Mac Gille Mhoire

Based

dubs and we all get to fuck your mother

what absolute poof angrily threw it back at her instead of pouring it over himself while wanking

when will they ever learn

Carry on then

IM GONNA COOM AND ROOT FOR LIVERPOOL AND YOU CANT STOP MEEEE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH COOOOOOM IT DOESNT STOP

kek

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There are no men at university anymore but they'd still get btfo by the trannys.

dubs and everyone fucks my sister

>not pouring that all over yourself

For me? It's pretty girls

OH NONONONONONONONO

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based

nice

well well well
i call first

yay

Based

>Romania
Nah I'll pass

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holy based

Dios mío.

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Hand her over la'

wish it was as socially acceptable for women to piss in public like blokes

BUENA PAPU

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I wish she would stomp my dick.

dead willy

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She's already the village bicycle I'm sure no matter the dubs

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Is she going to be okay ?

She's short and thin and wears glasses.

choo choo

did you know that the etymology of ROME emanates from its founders the ROMANians? the more you know

romanian girls are alright, i used to fap to a lot of romanian camgirls

zenzen daijoubu

bruh

what the fuck with this thread

Willian is fucking shit.

i liked the one where peter became posh

based

Do it yourself m8

>malaysian webms

Feels good lad

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>almost instantly deleted
that's a new low for you, malaysia

hey whoever that bong was from the last thread who wanted to play animal crossing heres my shit SW-1199-6790-4505

What an exciting match.

t.Dr. TrustMeOnThisOne

Faggot should've gulped that hot piss down like he'd been lost at sea for a week.

singles and no one fucks my sister

flight booked. just tell me where your caravan is

POST IT

holy fucking shit I am a mental child
I laughed so hard at this stupid fucking reaction webm

Barkley has zero creativity

is she over 18?

I'm sorry for this question, is the match worth watching?

Wow, racist much????

what was it?

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No watch Romanian pop music videos instead

youtube.com/watch?v=fWvT1PmUXpY

Filthy Germans

innie or outie?

cup size?

>wears glasses.
sold
I shall take her as my bride

yes

You know what's messed up? If I went to a Liverpool game and unrolled a "Fuck the 96" banner, I'd be in all sorts of trouble. There's no free speech in this country I tell thee. I'd probably be arrested, even though it's what most of the country think.

malaysian webm

no, keep memeing here

a malaysian webm

>opening .moe webm links

Is it your first day on here?

dead/dying chink in a bin

Luke Chadwick

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i like the part where they chant CHELSEA

Too right mate too right.

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of?

>he has the mentality of an edgy teenager despite the fact he is 29 years old

>being a sopping wet vagina and crying about milquetoast webms

Is it your first day here?

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Good to see Liverpool fans are present in Malaysia

what was the webm?

what kind of name if GILMORE anyway yoikes

innie
dunno. A most likely

thanks, town rapist

is chelsea the most inconsistent team in the world?

i don't know why my penis is hard

No, Liverpool is

you having a wank

Kepa doesn't look very tall.

how do you know what your sister's fanny looks like

GILMORE GIRLS! XDDDDD

You're free to do so though, you'll just get your head smashed in

Lads, how does one beat the yellow fever?

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too roight mate
next time we're at home to Liverpool, I'm going to design a banner that says
"oi dickeads, we wish it was 97!"

You might get arrested for breach of the piece but you could say fuck the 96 and not get in legal trouble for it as it is not a hateful thing against a protected group.

pretty brave posting a selfie on Yea Forums

no CP

Going Homebase. Anyone want anything?

thanks bro

How do you know that she's an innie

if you're still curious, go check the archived thread

HER body HER choice

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impossibru

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By having sex

Quarantine

I thought you were asking if she's introverted or extroverted. Damn, and I was thinking of asking for clarification.

submission is the only answer

>american healthcare

nah just get us a boost bar at the till

my left nipple is an innie and my right an outie

this is sad

Top moist nosedrills, the breathing is good for this chap.

fuck you lellana

All Barkley needed to do there was a cheeky chip

Perhaps. Perhaps they'd all come at me at once, cause a stampede, and crush each other to death. Ahahahaha.

I reckon you can get arrested for being grossly offensive, regardless of whether you're offending some pussy protected group.

This reminded me of O-Zone and now I'm watching ridiculous fad songs from my childhood instead of watching the game. Thanks.

Kek

well are you going to answer

>murricans

Packet of M3 nuts, salted.

Say hello to the new Iniesta

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It's literally Salah and Firmino, it's the only reason Liverpool are any good, they're gash midtable tier without them. Also Mane but he doesn't work without the other two.

Beautiful, animals helping each other give birth

what's the point of barklel and mount together
get your shit together frank

Hacksaw and latex glves pls lad

wtf

No, I don't know what her fanny looks like.

fundamentalist christian cope

You're welcome

Dubs for a Liverpool comeback

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Hello, hello, we are the...

What is the point in them individually?

>liverpoop

absolute class

Chelsea vs Man United matchthreads = patrician talk about the match

Chelsea vs Liverpool matchthreads = absolute shitfest

What is the reason for this?

Barkley is so awful lol

hm

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>77

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what about belly button

Lelverpoo is SHOOK

Based retard

nice but doubt it

Just imagine your kids looking like someone that isnt you.

>best defence in the league

Fucking Watford are going to cost us all three trophies, it's unreal

fuck you peruANO

wew

>best defence in the league
>lose 3-0 to Watford

Get me a tin of Ronseal. Depp mahogany.

Mount has such a Jew nose

Liverpool are unironically going to go out.

You just can't.

She should have gone to a hospital.

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Desperate trips for nullification.

Can Lallana and Origi get off the fucking pitch already, Klopp?

Too White for Liverpool

ABLs

>that pic
>that flag
m-mods

you tell me

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thought this was /brit/ all night

Nah it looks fine

>slipperpool

Yet still the best

Yes both these things are true

Need a Lallana yellow first

Fancy this to finish

'ate Chelsea
lovv Liverpool
Simple as

BASED MUTT

BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP BYE BYE LIVERSLIP

>fabinho
JUST

>Yet still the best
>Yes both these things are true

>2-0
You were saying

oh no no no no no no

GOLAZO HPS

>conceding to barkley
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

WHOOPS!!!!

lmao slipperpoop

>diverpoo

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BARKLEY

THE SLIPPENING BEGINS

What the fuck? I've been slagging off Barkley all season and it's time to apologise

SHADES OF GERRARD

FRAUDLEY
>FRAUDLEY
FRAUDLEY
>FRAUDLEY
FRAUDLEY
>FRAUDLEY
FRAUDLEY
>FRAUDLEY
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>shitterpool

Oh and Gerrard's slipped! and Demba Ba's in here!

HAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

Apologize

Fucking hell imagine how pissed you'd be investing all that time and energy and some cunt comes and does that.

YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE TREBLE AND YOU KNOW

This is some Wenger tier collapse of form.

>Liverpoo

I tried but they keep being shit

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Chelsea second goal webum.

kek, seriously?

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d-don't even care about the cups, we're gonna win the l-league

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF HILLSBOROUGH CUNTS

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LIVERPOOL IS BLUE
based Barkley

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Yes still the best

OH NO NO NO
IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END?

>3 losses in a week

oh nonono

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BARKLEL BARKLEL BARKLEL BARKLEL

That gave me a bit of a touch on, fucking screamer

>VIRGIN VAN DIJK

BASED CAVEMAN

BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY BARKLEY

L O L

GAME OVER
THREE (3) LOSSES IN 1 (ONE) WEEK
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>Lelverpoop

THE SLIP CONTINUES!

Kek

BASED RICKY ROZAY

OH NO NO NO
NO TREBLE FOR LIVERPOOOOOOOO

just came to her earlier

NEW

ross barkleys having a party
bring the bannanas and safari

The FUCK was Van Dyke doing that far up the pitch

>that camera kick
Kino

Always rated Barkley me.

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>willian and barkley both scored
Football is over

SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE SCOUSE COPE

LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE MAN MOUNTAIN

THE SLIP IS IN

God I want BB to fucking destroy me

Is the seasonal slip in effect yet?

THE SLIP IS IN

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>Pedro

>POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO >POODRO

aHAHAHAAH, imagine getting attacked by two lions and then seeing a third slaughter your child whilst the other two slowly choke you out.

POODRO YOU FUCK

Christ, who dis

Because when you have a good attack teams you're playing against need more players back defending which takes pressure off your own defence.

This is football 101.

Pedro is finished

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Bad omen

>

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY REDDIT BROS!!!

Was atletico the reason for their fall? They have been utter shite since then

Simeone broke them with his pure Chad aura

Winter break was the beginning of the end

They have been utter shite all season

The Premier league is at an all time low level.

so is Lampard staying next season?

test

It was that shit manc kid

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only if he wins this by three

based daragh, saviour of Yea Forums

SEETHING able detected.

fucking dodged that shit irl

Makes it even funnier knowing it's the parents who probably did it

Based Daragh, The Leveller of Liverpool

>giroud is good

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Van Dijk is fucking finished

What was the answer? He's clearly holding a response from Liverpool.

Jiroo is the ultimate pleb filter

>le chokes in front of goal

I'm not gay but Giroud is so handsome he deserves to be in that team on looks alone. Also I would definitely suck his cock.

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