OFFICIAL CHELSEA vs LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD #1

19:45 Kick Off

>Kepa, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Zouma, Alonso, Kovacic, Gilmour, Barkley, Willian, Pedro, Giroud.
Subs: Caballero, Tomori, James, Jorginho, Mount, Anjorin, Batshuayi.

>Adrian, Williams, Van Dijk, Gomez, Robertson, Fabinho, Lallana, Jones, Minamino, Origi, Mane
Subs: Lonergan, Milner, Firmino, Salah, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Matip, Chirivella

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60fps.live/chelsea-vs-liverpool/
socolive.xyz/chelsea-vs-liverpool-live-stream.html
streambible.org/match/380372
youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
youtube.com/watch?v=JG821Y1Mu54
youtube.com/watch?v=YO7AdLsUSec
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

fuck anime

gonna be a bloodbath

My boy GILMOUR.

LIVERPOOL v CHELSEA

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>Kepa starting
hmmmmmmm

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daily reminder that IT'S SLIPPENING

Just use the other thread, faggot

Kloppo went full retard with that lineup, nice

not champions league
not serie a
not even premier league
they're fucking watching some cupshit
are you faggots absolutely insane
learn a language or something

chirivella > fabinho

For those that don’t know, this game is live on BBC1.

stream
streambible.org/match/380372

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why don't you retards open up with a pic of the line-ups

fuck's sake

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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>Minamingz
>Lallana
>A bunch of literally whos
So a shit game I guess. Gonna just play some geimu.

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I don't understand why people learn a language they'll never have to use just to fill their time it's just as bad as doing nothing at least doing nothing can be relaxing and therapeutical

>poolian
>poodro
Is fat frank, dare I say, retarded?

>Pedro
Wew is he still a starter? I mean I love him but isn't he old af?

>Origi on the wing.
Excuse me?

>mfw i like the liverpool slag more

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We've got this.

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origi usually plays on the wing

But if you're playing Mane as well, you've be better with Origi in the middle.

>Willian, Pedro, Giroud
I'll give 0 goals and 1 shot on target on this match

>mfw well done user

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origi left, mane right, mina through the middle for me geoff

>We

How does it feel knowing Chelsea fans hate your kind?

What's the deal then? One game on BBC 1 and the other online? What about tomorrow?

Feels good senpai, I hate my kind as well.

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This is the fa cup so lineups are a mix of starters and fringe. Generally, I would say Pedro is fifth choice winger, but pulisic and odoi are out and mounts on the bench

How much did they pay for that chink again? He's done fuck all every time hes on. Salzburg absolutely robbed Liverpool.

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Not bad for 7 million desu.

>chelshit go full strength apart from one meme teenager
tryhards

Overall, I would say Liverpool are playing 5 starters and Chelsea 4

where my boy pulingz?

>Ross Barkley
>full strength

Dead

In Burger King why don't you go stuff your face there you fat cunt.

>tfw did nothing at work today
>literally just sat at my desk and browsed Yea Forums and played 8 ball pool on Miniclip

>Liverpool are too mentally weak to bounce back and win this
>A Chelsea victory makes everyone think Fraud Lampard is good

I love these kind of matches.

i can barely remember what life was like before corona

HA based

im thinking he's back

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Damn, Chelsea still haven't found proper replacements for Drogba, Terry, Cech and Lampard.

Billy "Scottish Pirlo" GIlmour

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go sweep your room in your sister's council house

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Literally playing him so Chelsea can pretend they didn't care about it and was valuable experience for the kids

to be fair costa looked like he could replace drogba

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excuse the mess...the children are making memories...

gonna go jerk it to Ana Foxxx and prepare myself for a Kovačić masterclass

should've been given more time, he was based

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Too bad he was good only for 6 months each year. And he was awful in cup competitions.

only oldfags remember this

>Drogba
>Not the biggest meme player of the last 20 years

Chelsea don't even hold back I see

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how long until all games are behind closed doors

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What do you do lad?

>even aguero looks embarrassed for him
Ouch

true, both he and fabregas were only good for half a season but it was enough to win the league twice

here for oor billy x

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arguably the most clutch player of all time idiot

Once a big named person gets sick

Accounting, fucking boring tbqh

>One good season
>Clutch

And desu it's half a season more than I can say about this current team.

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i can't wait for the new animal crossing game lads. anyone else from Yea Forums want to play together?

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daily reminder that todays liverpool could easily 5:0 rape the mothers of the "invincibles"

>10 goals in 10 finals winning 10 trophies

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>tfw exactly the same
>browse Yea Forums on my work PC even though I know the admin can probably see it
>think i'll be safe as long as i'm on blue boards and malaysia doesn't show up

Funny, I don't remember the Invincibles being RAPED 3-0 by a team fighting relegation.

what's your point?

>ESPN is playing spring training baseball instead of the FA CUP.

God I fucking hate Disney

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>blocks your path

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would like to see what you consider a trophy lad

9/11 and kennedy's assassination was staged by the CIA

>the only channel in canada that shows the FA Cup costs 25 dollars a month

have sex goldcel

Baseball is a silly sport.

jesus christ no one gives a fuck about arsenal

We can get ESPN+ for like 8 dollars, but I'm not giving those cunts money

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DURN

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>be retard
>get attention on Yea Forums

thanks bros

>lost as many games to Middlesborough alone as Liverpool have all season domestically

lmao0

what does onlyfans have to do with food?

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How many will Minamingz score tonight?

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Klopp actually trying to win a cup game for once

>all these changes for a Chelsea-Liverpool game

The cup is fucking dead man.

ITT: two butthurt clubs supported by plastics and pakis without a gold trophy between them

but Drogba only has one of these

swallowing protein

ordered a cheeky mcdonalds from ubereats lads :)

sweet i like being the only american just like being the only american who likes f1. AMERICA!! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

was there another leak?

For me, it's West Brom v Newcastle on the red button

brace
dubs confirm

Fuck you talking about new faggot.

Nice what did you get

>Ubereats

That’ll be 40 quid mate.

>jenas on comma

fucking fuck off you twat

this thread wouldn't even reach the bump limit without us spicing it up

delete

cheers pal

>Sister makes an only fans account to help repay the debt she got herself in for her tit job
>Start following her

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when did we (lfc) last play well?

i love azpi but god damn do i wish chelsea had a real captain like EBJT

>zoomer
>is a nigger
fitting

NO! DON'T KICK IT HERE!
THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE!

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quarter pounder with cheese meal and some nuggies

>benitez vs mourinho was 15 years ago
i want my life back

I refuse to support the gig economy, and as such only order from takeaways who directly employ a dodgy Turkish bloke in a clapped out Fiesta, not Deliveroo or Uber Ears

Don't forget to watch MOTDx this week!

Post it, maybe I'll help her out

Patrician choice.

does she have nice feet?

lads all I want is for alonso to score or assist so I can make a "say my name" thread

chelsea fans should be banned from singing about stevie g
it's the most traumatic thing going it shouldn't be allowed

ugly disgusting scouse RATS
slip on your own pungent slime

Remember when basically anyone could watch iPlayer? Fuck the BBC.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s

thread theme

post pic when you get it

fields of anfield road doesn't even fit the tune

just sing athenry you fucking cunts. you're irish as well.

Link?

An old schoolmate of mine fucking advertises his girlfriend's OnlyFans on Facebook, bit weird he's fine with her flashing her smelly minge.

BASED

The state of Chelsea's defence.

how does it not fit?

You have to go back

kekek, chelsea loved playing against slippy g to be fair

An FA Cup round being midweek is an absolute travesty tbqh

IM THINKING KEPA IS BACK

Have sex, take a shower, win a European cup, get a clue

Is Alonso Chelsea's best player? Alonso is Chelsea's best player.

Sorry lads, I don't want to expose myself because she only has one brother. She has tattoos anyway, you wouldn't like her.

She doesn't post them. She posted her lady area today though (I didn't look).

>zouma
>rudiger
who thought this was a good idea

>there are bin-dipping pikey inbred runtoids in the city of liverpoo posting from their terraced council houses RIGHT NOW
top fucking kek

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Remember that time Steven Gerrard said "this does not slip" and then he slipped? Haha that was funny.

kovacic is unironically the best chelsea player by far

agreed i had to skip work to watch the game

>remember that time years ago you lost the league and city won haha anyway yeah we're a mid table side with no prospects of winning anything for years
kek bunch of shitters

Why? It's a babby cup and has been for 20 years

omg o grill ref i coooooomed

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Looks like she is about to cry

absolute plastic

>Origi
>Mane
>Minamino
Mane's gotta need to carry this one hard if they don't wish to slip.

Three losses in one week for Liverpool if they lose tonight (unlikely against this shit Chelsea side)

stinking labour-voting, bin-dipping, own fan-murdering, rat-eating, terraced council house-dwelling scouse CUNTS

>Game

haha i really liked that

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this and it's not even close

I wore a Petr Čech jersey my whole high school career every game. I always dreamed he'd fly out and show up lol. I had some great games man. Goalkeeping really destroyed my wrists and shoulders though but man it was worth it.

remember when we used to be able to defend set pieces?

Chelsea should have scored twice then

>poodro

>Shitdro

Pedro would be amazing if his body was still holding up. but he's so so old

sliperpool ran out of CWC badges?

It's a Chelsea miss their 5-6 early opening chances then get hammered episode

wait didn't liverpool throw the cup bc they wanted to go on vacation?

how did you get that little lad above the c in cech?

you heard me spic

LOL!

must be so so grim being from liverpool. i mean even if your team win the league you still live in abject poverty and are basically the black people of white people. it's just fucking depressing

man peedro is finished

Anyone else seem to spend a lot of time not really needing a poo, but definitely having a bullet in the chamber?

Probably need to eat more fibre

What's plastic about it? Teams have been prioritising it for that long, get with the times

ERA

azpil tucking his shirt in is pretty based, I wish kits were still baggy like in the 90s/early 00s though

t'other cup
(they also threw this one, but everton were so shit liverpool went through by accident)

absolute STATE of mane's 5head

one time a few years ago i didnt shit for like 5 days and when i did it was super hard and i tore my anus

huge wake up call to eat more fibre

That was the League Cup

yeah but due to opiate abuse

copy paste from google and haha yeah man freshman year it came in the mail and it didnt fit. was the black trimmed with green samsung. senior it fit really nice. im gonna cry now ;(

diving monkey

Das not it

Scousers are Irish + black admixture so they're actually the black people of Irish people who are themselves the black people of white people.

it meant something until the shambles of 1999/2000

>forgetting shrewsbury

I liked Kovacic a lot when he was in Madrid, I didn't want him to go. Seems like Valverde is better than him anyway so >we did well in selling him but maybe we could have gotten more than 45m€

>5head
fooking piss mate with this twitch memes

Yes 20 years ago

>ads during the match

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poopdro

Gomez absolutely cucking Pedro.

D:

Every Chelsea thread is filled with virulent racists. This isn't /pol/ ffs.

>the black people of white people
What did he mean by this?

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no ads on the bbc lad

FUUUUUUUG AM A CHELGOAT FAN NOW

beIN were doing that during El Clasico even.

im glad gomez is playing
hes vital

GIROUD! EAT SHIT SCOUSE SCUM! COYCHELS

>PEEDRO

Ffs Pedro is wasting so many chances

Put your house on Chelsea

>Boorkley

Wat

The absolute state of Poodro

WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN WILLIAN

damn what a save
lmao nevermind

>Adrian

neco williams is just not good enough

>Adrian

This game is a bit nutty

TOO LATE

Lmfao what the fuck I blinked and missed it

Wat. Didn't even get to see the goal because they were showing the replay.

>POOLIAN

STATE OF THESE REPLAYS

>SHARTRIAN

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED YOU BIN-DIPPING CUNTS

BAHAHAHAHAHA

UHHHHHH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

SLIPPING

Is this, dare I say, the end for Klopp?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LIVERPOOP

fuck off, mutt

>Hadrian

>analrian

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LIVERSHIT

>acestream dies during a goal

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fuck

there is literally no reason why we should be playing fabinho ahead of chiriGOAT
he's been wank since coming back from injury and that goal was (a bit) his fault

IT'S ALL SLIPPING AWAY!

I did that the other day. Shit is whack yo.

TOO HOT TO HANDLE

Whits the goalie dayin Tom

liverpoo have lost it lmao

Chelsea goal webum.

Jesus christ, what the fuck was that.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED WILLIAN

THIS
DOES
NOT FOOKING
SLIP

>alisson verga

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Hey friends, what are you eating for lunch?

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ABLS RISE UP

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YO ADRIAN

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

WILL I AM

It's wrong to be French.

BBC1 pal

i thought liverpool got rid of karius

Good job Poodrian

>just shoot at the goalie as hard as you can strat

>Allishit

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Fuck off, it's not Adrian's fault Fabinho is a retarded jungle monkey.

>No golden premier league trophy
>No FA cup
>No mickey mouse
>No champions league
KEK
this is supposed to be the best liverpool ever

>adrian

>The absolute state of BBC coverage

?

Has no one ever pointed out to Willian that he's spelt his name wrong?

Top week this for Liverpool.

How does that stay on the plate?

WILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Liverpool are finish, it has slipped. They will never win another game.

>makes great save
>shits the bed 10 seconds after
kek

Daily Reminder

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This goal is an absolute gift, it's embarassing from the defender, from the gk, and even from Willian for how bad the shoot was. A webm for ages desu

>Fabinho singlehandely ruins Liverpool premier league and FA cup chances

Based Brazilian fraud

heh... only a matter of time...

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Liverpool is such a fraud and scam

Miss cheeky shithouse Chelsea lads

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looks good but how does it stay on the plate

>MUH BEST EVER PREMIER LEAGUE TEAM

Get fucked, Lelverpool

why didn't he just pass to Kovačić

what the fuck was this French monkey thinking

are you even watching the match retard?
shartrian is in goal, not adrimeme

Who the one that slipped?

Flopp thought he could get away with playing half a zoomer squad, what was he thinking

looks good. I am drinking some real budweiser and waiting for my pelmeni to be done

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i love kovacic but why the fuck does he run like that

First they slipped the League Cup

Today they will slip the FA Cup

In a few weeks time they will slip the Champions League

And then finally the Premier League..

>upsidedown pic
>lunch
>tf
retard

We don't have bbc in Italy, sadly

Based Newcastle representative of the UK

why does gilmour spell his name incorrectly?

ADRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I wish I could feel the pain of the as they were crushed to death by their own plague swarm. I want to taste the sweet essence of it, pure and distilled. To sip on it and savour it's taste.

Lads..

Gilmour

This Gilmour kid is pretty based
Unlike barklel

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>You'll never get a job

The Golden Slip (tm)

I'm not even watching the game kek, I'm just here to shitpost on liverpool

okay fuck it klopp out
he's thrown away the FA cup for no reason just to meme around in a league we've already won
he'll go full strength at the weekend again like the retard he is

HAHAHAHA

loserslip are fucking garbage

is he secretly an ABL?

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grim

So happy to see Livercuck crash and burn

I love her

FRANK FIX THIS FREE KICK SITUATION IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF WATCHING THEM FIGHT OVER WHO TAKES IT

why are abl's so obsessed with liverpool?

looks foul

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even though the vowels are the same. they still sound like they speed up at anfield road

will liverscum fans send death threats to Adrian like they did with Karius?

why would everton be so different from liverpool

Imagine being a scouser

Ask his dad (The Pink Floyd dude)

what the actual fuck was with that wall

I like the Chelsea chant that goes "Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea" and the Liverpool chant that goes "Liverpool, Liverpool... Liverpool, Liverpool". So much better than anything from MLS.

They will slip the league to A FUCKING VIRUS

holy shit some guys in here are batshit mad about liverpool

fabinho

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maybe he wants to go the league season unbeaten and match the Invincibles?

simple as

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looks fowl

Because 96 wasnt enough

thats simple: one is based, the other one is cringe

Bitter init

That looks disgusting.

Why isn't Gilmour playing for Scotland? Surely he's better than 100% of SPL players

Failure is attractive to the working class, it reminds them of their station in life

This game is an absolute meme

No matter the result this is good for Chelsea as it shows Lampard can get the players fired up for a game.

>that entire sequence

>asspain gk

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>LIVERSLIP FINISHING

AND ANOTHER ONE

>So much better than anything from MLS.

Even that, the most generic chanting, is way better than anything Muricans do

LOL

LMAO WTF
KEPA DABBING ON SLIPERPOOP

Should Minamino commit senpoku?

APOLOGIZE TO KEPA

How will this result placate the 96?

get that up ye

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Link? I'll pay for a bigger set

YEAH IM THINKING KEPA IS BACK

>MUH RECORDS MUH STATS MUH SKY NARRATIVE
not fucked mate i want to win trophies not be in 'DER RECORD BOOKS' which dont even exist anymore when you think about it imagine writing a book of records lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

luv toreh, 'ate coorbin

simple

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Fuck me we had to go up against punished Kepa didn't we?

LOL

KEK

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>Minamino
absolute flippity flop.

AHAHAH EAT SHIT LIVARPOOL
based kepa

>only 1 bacon rasher
>no tomato
>no hash browns
>no black fucking pudding

Good amount of everything else though and nice to have more than 2 sausages

mate...

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FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW Yea Forums

Scotland’s midfield is pretty good: McTominay, McGinn, Christie.

But Gilmour should be involved.

>his face when

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96 (dead)

EVERY FUCKING PENNY

>VAN FLOP

Name a better goalkeeper than Kepa

>kick a man in the face
>no serious foul play

This game is pretty fun

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Proper brexit means brexit football

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Class wh*te people food

Wrong

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amazing from kepa

I am here to laugh at Liverpoo

>McTominay

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>diverpool

lmao

didnt kick him m8

Is Kepa elite?

Is that a hat made out of hair?

>If Liverpool bottled everything this season it would be better than Leicester winning the PL

round table pizza

Man she was quite the cutie in the first Rocky.

I don't know about you guys but "FUCK VAR" is my favorite chant

>minimemeo was the good Salzburg player
el
o
el

Alonso really needs to work on his right foot

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OH NONONO

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FUCK VAR chants

>disrespecting mcsauce

how much would Gilmore go for if he was a mixed race english lad?

Sheffield United already beating Reading

"Minamino was a mistake" - Klopp

Liverpool has fans outside of Liverpool Everton doesn't

Like city United before oil money

Not bad

hurensohn hoits maul oder ich fotz dich

The wheels have completely come off for Liverpool, huh?

the fuck

Arsenal teir

Handball

>Gilmour-Arnold
Would've gone for a cheeky 90mil

Its so fucking boring, you just had a 5 second correct VAR check and everyone chants fuck VAR. Absolute tards

God Pedro is so shit

>bong food

it doesn't even matter any more, the Gerrard slip will NEVER be topped. it's all people think about when they think about liverslip

we're up to 2 lallana cruyff turns

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damn it appears van dijk is a meme after all

Azpi really earning his name

>loserpool

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think you forgot to cook that meat there mate

Nonce

how the fuck does he still get a game? even in the cups

You now remember when Liverpool were good

It's not really about it working or not but just to show general disdain to what it's doing to the game

>no golden trophy
>no treble

>not seasoning your veggies
bruh
that chicken looks dry as fuck as well

nigger BTFO

>implying 1

Giroud > Tammy

If Brexit was a meal

>the gravy that close to spilling over the edge

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This nigga put flour on his roast
School dinner tier. Pitiful roastie to veg ratio, even worse meat to veg ratio. Is that pitiful puddle in the middle gravy or uncooked chicken juices?

>tottenham

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>drew against ole

when did liverpool win the premier league

wonder what Liverpool did during the winter break.....

I remember when they were bad but VAR gave them free wins

10/10
2/10

>willy yums

fucked your mother

>1
????

This is also stupid

Is that chicken wrapped in a condom or what the fuck is going on?

>Williams

Thought he played for United

God I hate seeing cripples in the stand at the front in their cripple chairs with their excellent views. Just fucking kill them . Slowly.

drugs

>Williams

Thought he played for Take That

lineswoman looking kinda qt

The female linesman is actually good lmao

Where's Elliott? When will Henderson be back?

Kek

QT LINESWOMAN

this but only the black players

female ref is killing it tb h
im sorry i ever doubted you

it's pre-emptive you clowns

>spilliams

Yeah she’s definitely one of the best. She’s consistently correct with decisions.

>williams

go fotz yourself

kepa redeeming himself

>Cyprus Blues
i see this flag there every time i watch a chelsea match. what is the story behind this

I still think about him lads ;_;

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>Where's Elliott?
fucking your mother
>When will Henderson be back?
when he is done fucking your mother

Have sex for fucks sake

STOP TALKING ABOUT SOME UGLY SLAG YOU IDIOTS THERE IS FOOTBALL BEING PLAYED

>will.i.an

Willian you absolute mong how can you be offside there

>what for?

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Not trying to be a cuck or soiboi or virtue signaller here, but can anyone ever remember that female linesman make a mistake?

She's a fucking machine

if Minamino scores i'll be watching 1 random anime episode before i sleep.

Nonce

I didn't think they were doing a bad job.

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OMG I LOST

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They live in Cyprus and are Chelsea fans

My comment still stands

Anyone else watching blades?

I'd be in an offside position with her if you know what I mean.

DATS THA FING WIF SHELSEA
AWLWAIS TROYING TA WOALK IT IN

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He's still shit

no.

Shit keeping from Kepa.

>Williams
Thought he hung himself?

Edgy. Be careful not to cut.

how do they afford to attend every chelsea home match

Watch ID:Invaded

Yeah pal, we're just in this thread for a laugh

Williams definitely Marcelo-tier when it comes to leaving gaps in defense and tracking back late

Glad I'm not the only one to notice this.

Why not both?

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She's usually quite good

They have jobs and are season ticket holders

okay thanks for the heads up

hawaiian night innit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Lel minamingz unironically running around just like jlingz

van dijk is actually shit lol

He is handzome

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There's a big greek Cypriot community in london. Simple as that

Euh... bonsoir

very grim, go do the groceries

>barklet

>barklel
Joke of a player. Made up he left Everton.

/heem and other sports threads are full of girls... is it true what they say about soccer players?....

What is the point in Ross Barkley?

>barkley

PENG

AAAAAAAA I'M COOOOOOOMING

ERA OFFSIDE

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ROSSS

that's like a dessert pizza. i imagine it could be quite good.

The fucking state of that sub-title.

Absolutely fucking abhorrent

didnt know that. thx

youtube.com/watch?v=JG821Y1Mu54

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Why is Barkley such a fuck up?

Bonjour! ça se réchauffe ici :^)

NEW

BARKELY MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY

Haven't been watching anything this season is this any good?

I actually meant to post this one my bad.

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That's just... ugh.

didnt have a seminar about how just cos your winning now means you can coast the remaining games in the season and expect a result

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that's a foul

bomboclaat

what are these called?

Does Barkley enjoy making me hate him?

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Imagine if Liverpool actually slip the league

And for no reason at all chelsea actually bought barkley

CHIMP OUT

tortellini

The EPL is too much for Minamino. Send him back to Die Färmers Liegue

Everyone singing STEVE GERRARD GERRARD HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE

Pelmeni

The greatest slip of all time

It's a bit of a trip but fun and interesting. Maybe a bit up it's own arse

this board would implode
and it would be hilarious

whats inside?

Minced pork and a bit of onions

They could never live it down

i wanna try some, but i doubt they sell them here

youtube.com/watch?v=YO7AdLsUSec

Make them yourself, comrade

did you?

No kek. My mama gave me some, when I visited last time. You can store them in the freezer

yo im down, add me SW-1199-6790-4505 names drew drew

lel

Apologize