Heem

That's an extremely depressing picture user, why did you feel the need to post it?

You can see how lifeless and depressed she looks

Can Zhang win by decision if she cannot heem jj in 2 rounds?

People always avoid this scenario

kids are dying
who cares about some roastie
this is japan, she has a billion orbiters anyway

Why would you think she can't hang with Pooana for 5 rounds?

Yeah she's capable, look at the Tecia fight
It wasn't 5 rounds but it was 3 and she kept the pace and didn't seem to slow down

But if she blows her load early then she might gas but it'd be strange for her to go for an early KO

Makachev/Alexander Hernandez confirmed

Bizarre shit how they keep not giving Islam anyone in the Top 10/15. He's been calling for it for years and just keeps getting tough matchups that no one has heard of

Niko Price
Justin Gaethje
Jeremy Stephens

Mikey Garcia is a BUM

Everytime there's a champion I like they lose in their first title defence so I'm going Yoel.

Dana does not want another Khabib in the top 10. I remember even Rogan saying how disappointed he was with Islam during the Lentz fight that matchup probably set him way back.

kekerino

>You now rememeber Ortega
>You now rememeber Ponzinibbio

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Once people get knockouts they start becoming delusional about it.

Kos don't happen much in the lower weight divisions esp in wmma.

Hope Zhang knows this. I simply don't wanna see JJ as champ again coz her style is boring and it's time the division gets some fresh blood.

Yeah there is the chance she chases the KO, but I think she'll understand JJ isn't really the opponent to do it against and will fight smart
Andrade just bull rushed her which is why it worked, the rest of Weili's fights she's generally been pretty composed. Even in the Andrade fight it was her composure that led to the KO. It's not like she was wildly swinging, they were counter strikes at a charging Andrade

Jake Ellenberger
James Irvin
Ryan Bader
Drew Dober

4 days until Basedrael heems pooel and makes heem seethe for a week

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i would support adesanya if he changed his first name to Palestine

based

>Basedrael

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Rate this card bros. Looks weak per usual. 3/10 for me.

It's a 6/10. It's better than the past couple of cards, but it was at least an 8/10 until two good fights fell through.

4 days until your anime niggers gets brutalized by Saint Yoelito Heemero

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nigger*

>Only two wmma fights
Bretty gud

Tony

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Brock would be the undisputed p4p goat if he started mma right out of college

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Magic juice enables you to have power, strength, cardio and aggression at the same time. Don't worry she will be fine.

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AW FER SHER

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Only if he retired before usada.

Conner Mcgreger kino
youtu.be/pZ2_zbz8b9A
Big fighter

>Alexander Hernandez
>tough matchup
Kek he couldn't even finish old man Cerrone

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Dont think Niko price is white but that dude is unrionicaly a genetic freak, too bad he is not smart enough to win the title.

what the fuck even is this? He looks like an exaggerated anatomy drawing

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The way he was jumping through the air after the jouban win looked like he was literally flying

Tony has a similar exaggerated frame, but Niko is built. His back is huge.

Hendo was the original whitesplosive fighter. He never lost his whitesplosiveness despite his age.

Niko also has very long legs. He is unironically to quote brock Lesnar "I got the genetics of—not to get into racism or anything— but I'm built like a black man. Would you say so?".

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youtube.com/watch?v=yDHYKrTJTHU

For the coomers

>hendo
>white

What is he then, brown? He sounds white and acts white and looks white.

>Hendo
>White
Wot

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I wish she brapped in it.

some kind of mutt, but honorary white

I always thought he was white b.

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turns out Dan was negro as shit!

is brendizzle unironically white in America? be honest b

Khabib "please give dick" Nurmagomedov.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Well they call him "Big Brown" b and Kimbo Slice thought he was black. I think Schaub unironically says he's ethnically English kek.

Alright let's do this Dan.

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Soon, the heathen weeb devil worshiper Israel will get exorcised by the Soldier of God

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Sam alvey

Rubber deniro is old as shit, b. Can’t have many years left before the worms get to snag on em.

John Kopenhaver could beat any wmma fighter in the UFC or ONEfc

Prove me wrong

Mike Perry is the quintessential whitesplosion fighter.

>38 yo
kids in his prime

Israel will pay for 9/11

Who will pay for the others 2/11ths?

I was about to call you based but then I saw you flag

Mexico!

DIOS MIO!

Yo?

So I says to the guy I says
'get in my guard!'
the madman only went and actually did it
45 minutes later I manage to sweep him and we called it a draw
true story

roy nelson
dennis siver
marcin tybura
steven struve
THE BARNCAT saldy i lost the webms

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khabib will die on the mat

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Post times you used BJJ in a street fight
>at sleepover
>getting pretty wild
>everyone starts pillow fighting
>I’m in my GI
>I pull guard
>get my ass beat

>Can Zhang
sit on my face bareass after a training session?
want to smell that wuhan delicatesse

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Caam on /heem/ make some posts!

tony

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No thats for me only sry

>rough looking dudes outside my apartment
>don’t even hesitate, attempt a flying arm bar
>wake up in hospital
>they had to amputate my legs
BJJ does not work in street fights

Stephens, Khabib, McGregor

Post body

/heem/ is love

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Hendo is 1/16 injun and the rest is european

Yes I guess you could say I was pre-body
BJJ:not even once

I choked out a kid that was 6'4" 220+ when I was 5'6" 145lbs in high school.

Granted we only went to the ground when he was done boxing me up and then double legged me to try and get mount.
I pulled guard with a guillotine which didnt work (and got me cracked a couple more times) before I managed to take his back.

>joe rogan voice: OOOHHHHHH
>Yoel: Ishy?Ishy? You okey boy?
>Yoel's coach: lo ah matadoo yoeeel ay dios miooo
>Yoel: n-no NOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH

this happened

Yes.

no one
literally no one
joe rogan: ooh

I too remember Khabib talking about meeting Yoel when he was 14

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is that staph?

Rooting for Romero is a public admission to being a weak beta male.
Israel is a highly active fighter who is not only trying to stay active as a champion, but is asking for dangerous fights. He earned everything he has and did it without steroids.
Romero is a cowardly steroid cheater who hypocritically acts pious and caring despite giving people lifelong damage with his artificially enhanced strength.
Rooting against Adesanya is motivated by pure Nietzschean resentment and beta male envy. You want him to lose because you yourself are a loser and want to feel better about your own life

I dont think joana can stop zhang from closing distance
If she charges in jj will get heemed
Scap this post

didnt read lol yoel wins

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Ay caramba!

what a dumb post
yoel is a 42 year old cuban, preaches the word of jesus christ by heeming non believeres, likeable character, great fighter to watch, produced a ton of funny memes, got robbed in his 2nd title fight
Represents his home country of cuba/miami in the best way possible
There is no reason to cheer against him except if ur gay or watch anime

Going to be nice seeing Joanna get heem'd right after dumbass Benividez

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let's sha...let's spread it

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Is just Connor/Cowboy levels of matchmaking, put the highly skilled striker against a known and beloved fighter who is way out of his prime, on a lose streak and with very low chances of winning and boom, you have ppv and seats sold, people rooting for poomero are as stupid as those who thought that cowboy had a chance of winning

>Robbed on th second title fight
Come on mang, he might be likable but when it comes to results on the cage there's not much going for him except for being highly entertaining (while losing of course)

holy shit you are fucking retarded

if i pull guard will you die?

and then you voted for liz warren

Good job paisano, you sure showed the famous Mexican intellect

You're stupid, Yoel got robbed the second fight

It will be extremely painful, for you since you will land on your fucking head

youre a big gay

Even as a Yoel fan I had it a draw. And it wasn't a true title fight anyways due to him missing weight

FUCK OFFFFFFF
SHE... IS... MIIIINE

Ive decided im not gonna bet on ufc 248 at all since im pretty emotionally invested in a few of the fights.
Also posting on /heem/ from work holla @ yo boi

Israel is an annoying faggot. He just seems super fake to me. He's like the coked out version of Conor that believes all the hype about himself. Not my boy.

>tfw was rangebanned for almost a month but can finally workpost again

He's racially mixed. Not white.

Does Brock think every black man is Bob Sapp?

Brock is a cuck

Joe Rogan loves masculine women

Wikipedia:
>He is of Native American, English, Scottish and French descent.[56]

Tommy Morrison was also half Native and Scottish.

Bums that put on exciting fights?

Post work heemstations. I’ve watched many rizin and one fights from this baby.

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He once dated a female bodybuilder. Said she was horny all the time due to the extra testosterone.

Mike Perry
Justin Gaethje

this happened

>Said she was horny all the time due to the extra testosterone
probably just a dude

comfy. what u do?

All the guys in the Schaubsphere are at least bisexual.

With my colleague doing the bulk of the work today, this is my go to. That and checking stats for possible bets i might make later on today

I would but mine is a bit of an open space, i dont want ppl to see . Maybe when ppl start leaving i can post one towards the end of the day

>refutes none of my points and talks about other irrelevant shit instead

Low IQ

Okay but he's still winning and stacking cash

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No.

Schaub said having sex with Ronda Rousey was like having sex with Shane Carwin because of how muscular her back was in the doggystyle position.

try that hippy pajama shit on me im splittin your melon on the sidewalk

definitely sounds like a schaub quote

Henderson is native American

>israel or romero
both good guys of the division
the real annoying faggot is costa
if you agree you're probably 6'5 250 pounds shredded
if you disagree you're a FlW

Data analyst for the gubmint. Coronavirus causing a big stink right now. Also your snow is melting and flooding the mississippi if you could cut that out.

He's not fake, he's just a manchild and that's a good thing.

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>pissrael
>good guy
He's cool for fighting a lot but he's still a weirdo faggot.

I agree, Poony is a can and his grappling is absolute dogshit. I'll enjoy watching Khabib expose this can as a shitty bluebelt on the ground and flush the meme-planet meme down the shitpipes once and for all.

*enters the thread*

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based muslim's little cockmunching german pet rooting for kind of people who ruined his country

*dies*

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vick wins all rematches

Based Brock. He didn't even want to fight, and still won the UFC title.

Do it. I need to know some other people here aren’t neet shut-ins.

The boogeywoman is cahming.

That sounds based, desu.

she will pillowtap weili to decision, it's basically free money. israel wins via heem. i would never steer heem wrong, bet your farm/wife/soul etc

Do not equate elite Dagestani athletes to your typical frail mudslime. Dagestani athletes do not need to "invade" anything, they are highly coveted by nations to represent them in the Olympics, which is something that actually happens with the Dagestanis incapable of making it to the Russian national team.

>she will pillowtap weili to decision, it's basically free money. israel wins via heem
Based muriclap, this is precisely what I think as well.

fer sure I agree 100% but I disagree b

Everyone relax

go back to at pidorsburg, pidor pidorovich pidorov

*pushes you during the face-off*

>I will really kill you, dirty kiwi

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Is zhang using performance enhancers?

no.

No she's just your typical jacked Chinese woman deal with it. Chinese women normally look built and solid obviously nothing to see here user.

better with sound

Imagine this scenario: Poona wins the belt off the chink and we get a Brapentina-Poona rematch. Y/N?

>"we all know that no wmma fighter is attractive"

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Yes, lets watch Pooana lose to Shevchenko for a 5th time at a weight class Shevchenko doesn't even fight at.

Poanna has 0% chance of beating her. Not even the puncher's chance.

Who wins in MMA and who wins in WWE?

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You may not like it, but Pooana and Brapentina are literally peak female MMA: they're the two most technical women with a skill level actually comparable to men. Skillwise, there's no higher level matchup than this, all other women including the roided gorilla Nunes are cans relative to these two ladies.

No. You're just lazy.

In about 4-5 hours i can

>You may not like it, but Pooana and Brapentina are literally peak female MMA: they're the two most technical women with a skill level actually comparable to men. Skillwise, there's no higher level matchup than this, all other women including the roided gorilla Nunes are cans relative to these two ladies.

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nice thinkpad bro

How is adesanya going to pass a medical with staph on his arm

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looks like a nipple

This.

she's enhancing this dick if you know what I mean

Anyone that thinks Zhang is elite is an NPC.

It's a real conundrum

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>During an interview on the ”UFC Unfiltered” podcast, Namajunas revealed that she was offered the fight with Zhang but she wasn’t mentally ready to accept the opportunity at the time it was presented.

Based /weakmind/ Rose

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Her only competition at 115 is Namapoopiss but she's been proven soft. We shall see if she can get by Candrade without getting her death simulated because her and Zhang would be interesting.

*Pushes you during Bruce Buffer announcement*

>Jon tells everyone he's going to fight in HW
>Ends up fighting for the HW belt in wwmeme
kek I can see it now

>admitting you ducked a title shot

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But dude she heemed Andrade in China when Andrade just walked forward and completely overlooked Zhang's power.

I hate this dumbass mental midget, if she was a guy she wouldn't have passed from the regionals, but of course a 4/10 in a male dominated field would get way easier

But dude she heemed Joanna in America when Joanna just walked forward and completely overlooked Rose's power

Well, then everyone technically would see Jones vs Lesnar. I wonder if Vince would allow an actual MMA bout

Rose put on a clinic on Candrade before she slammed her

*signals to the ref i got injured during the push*
*say i can't continue*
*you get dq'd and I win the fight, story and narrative with no effort exerted*
*dana white buries you post fight and you get cut*
*i keep my win bonus*

ummmmm I never said she didn't

*Picked up by Lellator and continue to crush cans until retirement*
MMA solved

ACKSHYUALLY it was rose who went forward and hit her with a quick left

blame pat barry

would baptize any individual here

fucking disgusting

Shut the fuck up you beta bitch. You address civilians like that?

*pushes your sister onto a bed and heems her tawny mizrahi pussy*

>civilians
I bet Jorge was feeling cold and heartless as fuck when he said it

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Alex Rakic
Francis Ngannou
Polish Jan

Does no one want to mention that Israel has a 6.5in reach advantage over Yoel? As much as I hate Israel, he seems like a lock for the win.

Calm down Deyshwan

Has Israel ever encountered anyone with this defensive technique?

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They're talking about Usman's BBC, aren't they?

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They were talking about Woodley unironically.

>posting the edited version

blz stop lying to the masses of cazzies that flood /heem/

picture related!

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That looks pretty WWE'esque
Fucking mutts I swear

he's been shook since the danceoff

I really wish Joanna get destroyed. Zhang all the way babe

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The rematch was a decision b and Joanna had no trouble with Andrade.

no user, mike perry got traded to the blacks.... the whites got jon jones in the trade

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Whens the last time a power puncher beat a technical striker?

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im confident in my ability to be on the way to go on the right path earn my journey to work towards my shot at the title

>ufc was gonna book rose vs zhang and joanna vs andrade
yikes

Based, that dumb goblina should stick to to thot posting so she can make value of that horrid cans she got

This is the exact same combo that Yoel dropped Rob with iirc. And Yoel is more explosive and longer than Kelvin.

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I'm a nice white guy, Binyamin. I would treat her right.

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gaethje barboza

khabib vs ragin al

>zhang has been training like a machine
>pooana has been instagram whoring, going to basketball games and huffing loureda's braps

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I think big brown is more in reference to his flushed status than anything else.

conor was on cocaine and he won round 3 against khabib

Based

>lost the fight
>cheated
>will literally never get a rematch

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Why was there a lady in the crowd yelling "steaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyy"????

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It's sad because Joanna used to be like Zhang, but ever since Rose took her soul she hasn't been the same. She's more concerned with getting social media followers than getting the belt back. Her fiance cheating on her also probably played a role.

Reminder the only qualification to be UFC lightweight champ is beating Al Iaquinta

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>>will literally never get a rematch

That's because the dagestani RAT fears the chad punished new Conor!

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Conor won round 1

reach isnt a major advantage in a fight, and height is a disadvantage

It's a lot to buy into. I'm not saying it won't be a good fight, but Yoel needs a KO to not lose by decision. Simple.

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Yoel could easily crotchsniff to 50-43 if he wanted to

If El Duckuy hadn't pulled out it because he hurt his pussy, there wouldn't have been a problem.

eastoregonian.com/news/local/umatilla-county-resident-tests-presumptive-positive-for-coronavirus/article_59fef3be-5cb1-11ea-b063-379d2c994d89.html

Oh crap I hope Dan Henderson’s grandma is okay. She owns land on the reservation in Umatilla County.

>flushed yoel wrestling the best anti-wrestler in the UFC
LMAO

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Not with his gastank.

why are young white men like this seeking the cold and heartless ideology of white nationalism?

This afternoon I put in reach advantage into a spreadsheet for the past 20 cards. 1-3.5 is manageable even though the bigger each still had an advantage. 4+ was devastating. Not many fighters passed the threshold. Maybe 3 or 4.
I really doubt it for an old fighter coming off losses who doesn't win decisions.

How would I do in MMA?

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>the best anti-wrestler in the UFC

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israel got bodied by a literal fat italian who never wrestled a day in his life, he's absolute shit at grappling

I would murder this fucking clown oaxaqueño in 30 seconds

kek

Cope

Cold and heartless af

faggot rebbitors itt

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Fuq, is Tony able to do this?

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lmao

Did he die?

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>Yoel has no chance of winning this

You fool.

Yes
>that final twitch as he gives up the ghost

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imagine the corona braps

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Nunes beating Holly

how the fuck did he die from a single punch, especially with such a big glove

>hurr durr if u dont cheer my gay ass chimp on u a beta
Nice points faggot

Israel does not represent anime

good to see sportsmanship and for it to be on grass

>Pooel will win...t-t-t-this time!!!!

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Probably from them moving him around/doing fucking chest compressions on him as he rebooted. Or could've just been the perfect kill-shot

Vick used to annoy me, but looking back on that optimism, it makes me a bit sad now.

Tony should also be able to stop any takedown from Khabib with reach management. Yes, he is elite, but tony has a 6.5in reach advantage over him. People not counting Tony might get fucked. Tony probably has good betting odds. I guess you could argue conor had 4 inches on him, but conor has shit ground game while Tony is a submission man.

Every white Pissrael fan in a nutshell

Is she going to have a huge comeback?

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Are you an ordained minister of the Church? If not, I'm not interested, heathen.

Conor has better tdd than Tony

Is this attainable natty?

>>lost the fight
won the story
>>cheated
cocaine
>>will literally never get a rematch
Khabib is ducking it. Saying money doesn't matter is the ultimate cope.

no

canor

Conor has better stand-up. Tony works from the ground and can arguably be said to let takedowns happen. Conor wants the opposite. Khabib might get fucked. That is all I am saying. Khabib can close distance but 6.5in is a lot.

God imagine that thigh roller being your penis and her thighs being high heels

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Conor doesn't deserve a rematch. Gaethje has knocked out 3 ranked opponents in the time that Conor was gone, including Cowboy, who he actually beat at 155, not 170.

I HEA, SEE YOU SOON BOI.

>Poony power puncher
Kek. The CTE-ridden chinlet has neither power, nor technique.

thats fucking cringe you homo, i just want a body-to-body massage with a happy ending from her

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Are Alizee and Priscilla famous in your country /heem/ ?

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Why you always lyin'!

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He's not wrong. The gay nigger is going to dance around Pooyel for one round until he gets his timing down and then heem him.

>Khabib is ducking it. Saying money doesn't matter is the ultimate cope.
this so much, conor is the only man to beat his undefeated round victory

I'd leave a huge amount of cum on her back if you know what I mean.

>The gay nigger is going to dance around Pooyel for one round until he gets his timing down and then heem him.

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Stop being beta and at least imagine impregnating her

Really wish Coral was here rn today’s been a beast

No thank you, I'm celibate.

His mom literally has an English accent

>Tony works from the ground
99.9% of Poony's submissions attempted on the ground against UFC caliber opponents fail.

100% of Poony's submissions attempted on the ground against resisting UFC caliber opponents fail.

Poony is a grapplelet who can't grapple for shit. His only """submission""" wins come from locking a choke on an already badly rocked opponent incapable of defending himself. Khabib will expose this worthless can and show everyone just how overrated his groundgame is along with Edgy Brah and his cult.

>retards actually betting on doctors stoppage against yoelito
are they this stupid? how has public opinion turned against him so much?

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He looks like a goofy special ed kid.

Name one good Pooyel win.

He’s never lost the story.

What should we post to commemorate our boy?
#9sforSchaub

if you miss weight for a title shot you have surrendered the story

daily reminder that g*rmanoids are not people

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is that white in america

heembdeded
youtube.com/watch?v=zmxSpHkEbdg

so why does he have more ko/tko's than khapee, who is supposedly an unstoppable, master of wrestling with this incredible ground n pound?

Yet somehow he managed to reclaim it with his performance. A true legend.

imagine being this bootyblasted when none of them except for mcgoober of all people actually weigh how much their weight class is

paige wants the BCC

name 1 (one) good adesanya win

>weak attempt at reframing
go to bed

because he hasn't won a fight in 2 years?

Name a way that Yoel wins this

he fucking punches pissrael in the face

>lee
>barboza
>tibau

All submitted. Are they not good enough? I could argue Khabib has faced the exact same level of opponents so don't bring competition into this argument.

Anderson Silva

no

>when none of them except for mcgoober of all people actually weigh how much their weight class is
Kek. The Irish rat weighed 170lb in the cage against Khabib, this was confirmed by Lockhart who was his nutritionist at the time in an interview.

Chinese people are insects

Based Yoelito becoming a drawl

he beat prime Anderson Silva

old and flushed. next

Canor Macgreggins and Dusty Poyay are munster grapplers my guy

I, uhh, apologize to my, uhh, opponent, ummm, he was th- was the better man that night

that's an incredibly vile thing to say.

@99134469
its 2020 now g*rmanoid. he weighed 170 in his 170 fight. you dont even deserve a (You)

UFC Legend, Anderson Silva

Wish I had those big cheek bones and chin, to be honest.

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*coughs

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>All submitted.
How about you go rewatch those fights, kiddo, and then come back and actually read my post.

>Pee
>completely dominated the grapplelet on the ground when he had the gas to actually fight
>gasses in the third round badly due to staph and is no longer capable of defending himself intelligently
Only then did Poony manage to lock in a submission, which is not a demonstration of good jiu-jitsu. Submitting non-resisting opponents does not make you a BJJ maestro.

>barboza
Badly rocked from an illegal upkick earlier in the fight, could no longer defend himself properly.

>tibau
Rocked in the standup, could no longer defend intelligently and was literally blindly turtling when Poony tried taking his back. The fight could have been stopped there and then even without the submission.

Poony has literally never outgrappled even a half-decent grappler and was outgrappled by Canstillo and Lee in turn. His bJJ is putrid dogshit.

streamable.com/25fd8

>he weighed 170 in his 170 fight
He weighed 170lb in the cage against Khabib, you dumb turbocazzie. Confirmed by Lockhart personally. Eat shit.

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rt.com/sport/468280-khabib-weight-gain-ufc-242/
Lmao you stupid fucking muzzie

i literally can’t name a fighter with a good win

maybe. Tony still d'arces khabozo in the 4th

>actually read my post
Is this not a direct quote from your post?
>100% of Poony's submissions attempted on the ground against resisting UFC caliber opponents fail.

Did you even read what you actually posted, you inbred mongoloid mutt? Or are you just throwing random shit at the wall in a fit of seething rage, kek?

That op swedes gonna get it, that one aussie can get it, and there's a yank and a bong but I don't know which that will definitely get it

>ufc stats
This is what made people believe Woodley had the best takedown defense in the ufc of anyone not named Jon Jones. Maia spammed a bunch of takedowns on Woodley and Woodley stuffed them all because Maia has basic takedowns and that led to Woodley's takedown defense% being ridiculously high (second only to Jon) going into the Usman fight.

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jon jones over stephen bonnar

This didn't disprove Conor rehydrating at all user.

Usman only took Woodley down like once

>ducks conor
youtube.com/watch?v=9N6nwQDHXLY

>b-but not those stats
unless you have other numbers, sit down and cope in silence

Yes, it is a part of my post. Now read it and actually try to comprehend it, mutty.

>w-winning til they lost

Because he didn't have to shoot often and was able to maintain control.

This german is exposing a hard truth of MMA: There is no logical reason to doubt Tony.

Priscilla

If you love somethin', let it go,If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was

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more like woodley took a dive and kept trying pointless guillotines instead of actually fighting

she cute

Floyd would slap his big jughead around like it was a speed bag

youtube.com/watch?v=-JUmYldJH04

>Conor has fought Khabib
>Tony hasn't fought anyone with takedowns at Khabib's level
>woa Conor has a slightly lower takedown % so his takedown defense is worse
Use your eyes in mma this isn't a sport where they play 80+ games in a regular season. Matchups matter and are relevant to stats.

Do you know how percentages work?

>spent a decade in the Chinese kickboxing circuit
>clean

Cuba is literally too poor and too stupid to invent and undetectable steroid. Romero is just legitimately a giganigga. Deal with it

It's not only Khabib. Roidlet Mendes has nasty explosive double legs, there's no shame in being blasted by Chad.

Poony, on the other hand, has never actually outwrestled a good wrestler or outgrappled a good grappler. All of the hype regarding his groundgame and wrestling comes from dumb cazoo misconceptions. He will be exposed soon enough.

bro that cope would have served you better in your head now you look a FOOL with your weak ass post

and what about now, g*rmanoid? what does he weigh? what was his last fight at?

The guy who beat Romero twice

>whitmire

How haven't I seen ehr before? She's cute*. And she has been on many UFC cards by now. So why haven't I seen her?
She's on the 248 card on the prelims. I am cheering her on because, well, girls who are born attractive have earned my respect.

*And when I say "cute", I mean like "I'd sniff her farts". And that's a big compliment.

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>and what about now
Now, by 14 inch cock is too far up your throat for me to give a fuck about your bleating, mutt.

Not to mention Conor took Mendes on short notice and was preparing for Aldo going into that fight.

Conor wins the rematch

theres more than one of us you stupid kraut

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*the guy who survived yoel twice
bobby knuckles was never the same after those wars. and dont come at me with mma math dopey

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yoel only started making funny faces after bobby killed his right eye

I work post a lot. We have half cubicles so I can get away with it. I just lay my phone down and use one hand if I need to pretend I'm doing work

You realize Tony got mounted by Kevin Pee right? I mean Cowboy and Pettis didn't take him down sure, but he got mounted by the last wrestler he faced. His takedown defense isn't better than Conor's in fact he's preparing to be taken down according to one of his coaches. You're clearly a caz.

would you like it a third time chief? your people couldnt even look me in the eyes on the street, in your pathetic excuse for a society. youll take it and submit just like every other time you complacent swine

mmmmm
mmm
mmm
mm
mmm

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Actually Cowboy was credited with a takedown against Tony kek

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Brehs, do you honestly think you could satisfy this woman?

DO SOMETHING!!!

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Beast takedown defense by Tony.

you are nothing but a FOOL my man, you think lee taking tony down is worse than khabib taking conor down? tony won that fight while conor lost it

What did he mean by this, is he spraying water all over so that seeing and feeling blood, sweat and spit on her feet when she is fighting wouldn't feel out of place?

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FIGHT BACK!!!

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Rematch must happen in Kimbo's back yard

shoulda had more cbd...

What about this I don't recall Cowboy taking down Conor.

If we're talking about embarrassing takedowns, I would refer the FOOL to the end of the fifth round in diaz/mcgregor II

helps the feet grip y'caz

Fat PVZ is kinda cute bros..

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I was talking about Tony and Conor's last fights not one from 2016 lol but Nate is a better fighter than Cowboy.

>Fat PVZ
that's just PVZ now

She wants that cuban missile

>Schaub tier analysis
I guess I should have saw it coming

not surprising that a FOOL would resort to a cope

she's fucking hideous and those implants will kill her

You guys are all sleeping on yoels wrestling because 'he's never used it'. Exactly. He's never needed to. He almost by a margin of a hair won his 3 last losses without it. Its obvious he can't beat Israel in a striking match so to say he won't just drag him down and beat him, and that he needs a gas tank to lay and pray someone for 5 rounds and not the other way around is some big fucking cope. He won ONE good fight against Rob going full monkey. You guys are coping so hard

Fridge mode Paige CanBrap is based.

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>brings up a fight over three years ago to cope with a fight less than a year ago
>claims I'm the one coping

>Resorting to normies opinions
Next I'll something posting Rogan opinions unironically

the FOOL that invokes TDD but denies stats? do not make me laugh at you, FOOL, it will only hurt you

He tried that against Whittaker the first fight, seems like it gassed him. I do think he will have better success taking Israel down though

how do i get this job brehs

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does anyone else shadowbox when moving around the house and cooking? on that basis i think i could heem every here

gotta get those rounds

She's a 30 year old virgin so yes I could

eat bats

I'm fairly confident the vast majority of China does not eat such things.

almost any time I am on my feet I am throwing punches, swinging kicks, shooting for doubles and singles as well as being defensively tight. think I would heem you in a fight as well as a cook off

it's a meme you dip

Yo stop posting weili right fucking now. Shes MY waifu and i CLAIMED her before any of u worthless fucks even knew who she was. Stay in ur fucking lane or ur ded kiddo

you might have better fundamentals but you certainly dont flow like i do. i think itll all come down to how tasty your chilli is

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/zhangang/ since kunlun

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I see this khepeep lover is back again

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Look at his fucking neck

JEWELSBROS WE... WE REALLY... WE REALLY OUT HERE

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Tony submitted lee from guard and darced barboza. They were arguably still fighting well. The illegal upkick against barboza is a garbage excuse because the fight was still competent afterwards. Lee was also winning until he got choked. Tony doesn't go to the ground unless he wants to most of the time. Khabin relies on his opponents gassing out on the bottom. Also, the mount by lee ended up failing. You, of course, chose to selectively edit it. Excuse and excuse.

fuck he’s starting to look old

>tfw retire beltless and irrelevant

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tony sucks dude

You wouldn't do shit, faggot!

Who da fook is that pencil?!

She cute

Not one of (you)'s'll do nootin'

I like how the back says "Blast Cum"!

That's the new move he's practicing on tik tok thots in hotels in Las Vegas! :^)

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tfw get belt

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No, he doesn't. He hasn't lost in forever. He also wins by sub or tko instead of decision almost every time. Watch out.

Yoel is gonna look like a can and everyone here will be demoralized, the ones already past this will be bowing like cucks to Israel

he's over 100 years old my man

that's el "germano"

i literally always root against white fighters

It's time to run it back, Weili.

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Imagine Zhang's braps.

snacks and hoes user, waht is your motivation?

Are you rooting for Tony to beat Khabib?

>fawning and mewing over this trash
kys already

nah i'm rooting for my muslim brother

kek

>I always root against whites
>roots for a literal Caucasian over a Mexican

>Tony submitted lee from guard
After Pee completely gassed and was incapable of defending himself intelligently. He simply sat in guard doing absolutely nothing with his knees on the mat and his weight shifted forwards into Poony's guard, displaying horrendous submission defense. In the case of at least a semi-competent grappler, this is only possible when the said grappler is completely gassed out or rocked badly to the point of not being able to think straight.

This is not a display of good BJJ, because the submission was performed on a virtually non-resistant opponent. If I shoot Marcelo Garcia with a gun and then armbar his corpse, would I have outgrappled him? Of course not, and neither has Poony outgrappled Pee, yet Poony was outgrappled by Pee when Pee actually had the strength to fight despite his sickness.

Barboza was absolutely badly rocked when Poony went for the submission, only an absolute mongoloid who hasn't even watched the fight would claim otherwise. The illegal upkick is not an excuse, it is an undeniable fact: Poony had to cheat to beat Barboza, his win is not legit, because Barboza was badly rocked.

Poony has never actually outgrappled anyone worth mentioning, his grappling is trash. Khabib, at least, outgrappled prime RDA back when RDA was on a massive 10 fight win streak (not counting the loss the Khabib). Poony, on the other hand, shat his pants at the prospect of going to the ground with RDA, I wonder why, kek.

Also, Poony never beat RDA either, since it was a razor thin decision where Poony had to cheat and eyepoke RDA badly to win a crucial round that eventually got Poony the """win""".

It's almost like Poony is a fucking can whose best """wins""" are a result of systematic cheating.

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muslims can't be white
we are historically the biggest enemy against whites and the only one who put up any kind of challenge against whites and inshallah also the ones who will make whites disappear

>fight thread
>castrated eunuchs still fawning over bitches
Find these "men" and cull them already.

Israel is getting knocked out stiff

When has he ever demonstrated a powerful top game?
He's got crazy takedowns, trips, throws, ankle picks etc etc. But he cant hold anyone down for shit

Write a book about it

youtube.com/watch?v=sBZHtFtry2o

>fight thread
shoo cazzie shoo

he did

copy paste indian farhan mehmood shut the fuck up

Nope

>fight thread
>just retards shitflinging about a fight that's not even going to happen

>literally from the place where caucasians originate
>not white
Great cope tho

Meganbedded
youtube.com/watch?v=5FD2EzuaMxI

Weilibedded
youtube.com/watch?v=mAVkNeN3DGk

Embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=zmxSpHkEbdg

youtube.com/watch?v=sHgFwQiRuSM

Just uploaded by the UFC!!

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>pic related isn't white

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You sir are NOT swine and you truly are a fren of mine!

MEE-gan BLESS!

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he's not white
>not a cuck
>not a feminist
>not a faggot
>not a degenerate druggie
how can he be white?

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ya blockbusser b

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Fancy was holding Aussie back.

based spammy

typical saturn worshipper, just asserting falsehoods

dariush has a cute gf

Can someone post the pic of the soijak jordan and if someone has it a soijak south africa?

Fancy has a husband, a family and a stable of horses to look after. She doesn't have time for Megan's silly games.

when will this bitter feud end?

norma you need more time to recover

One of you MexiCAN'Ts called me a "oxacaqueno" which I am not because I am from "Guerrero" I am a Warrior!

But I am feeling generous and here's the picture!

I was never a fan of WMMA but this girl really made me a believer! As much as I loved Joanna I can't help but root for this roided bug woman who might be carrying around the Coranavirus and will infect the whole arena with her love and sexy smelly brapps!

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fuck white people.

i already end it, i just want to brag about it : v )

Caucasians haven't originated from there, and if they did, they originated from Georgia and Georgians, not those monkeys

Thanks friend, wasn't me, it was probably the dirty chilango

Imagine the daughters.

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I am a proud Veteran of the war against Jordan fag!

I teamed up with Chilefag and more Mejicanos to defeat the pencil neck... It only took a couple of shots and the glass jaw gave out the Jannies had to step in to stop the fight.

Yeah he sounded like a faggot!

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What shithole country did you come from? Or did your shitskin parents move before you were born?

it's the spammer

regional MMA > high level MMA

kev almost killed him with that glancing feint

Any Muay Thai kickboxing show > all of boxing and MMA

>being attracted to a lesbian, even as a fantasy

Beta males

Regular kickboxing>muay thai

For me it's Combate Americas

>implying she isn't getting the pipe from her chad bjj coach

more like cumfatgay americunts

Castizas > BR braphawgs

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need a webm of weili showing her abs pls

You get the lips as well. Package deal.

on the way bud

Holy shit isn't that the guy who beat khabib, taking both the fight and the decision and the story?

I bet an office-style mockumentary sitcom would be really good, maybe even popular.

I had the idea while watching embedded. You could show fightera at the same gym at different fame levels, from a superstar, to a new guyx to the coachesx etc...

voila, sorry bro i ended this before i read your post, ill add you in the next update

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Stop coping, she's a dyke. Your aspergers syndrome prevents you from picking up on it

Apparently they're looking to remake Benavidez/Figuereido

Benavidez should probably thank Bisping for throwing that out there on the broadcast, seems to have done wonders

She just joined ONE and has a win. She very well might be a potential UFC fighter.

They should do Jussier Formiga vs Fig 2 instead.

What about Castiza BrapHawgs?

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huh

>Benavidez gets gadooshed again and Megan is traumatized further
whats the point

2 losses to my wife

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Bisping podcast best podcast, baby bois.

Good taste

>if he wanted to

can you read?

>"I'm going to come back and take what's mine from that gay naruto nigger"

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Based robbo

I'm down for the grotesque manly look, to be honest.

i got it, guys.

>tfw I could submit prime BJ Penn (2019) from bottom

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...

post fighters who are undefeated vs israel adesanya

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Lee being gassed is no excuse for why he got submitted and lee was displaying excellent ground game before it happened. Lee was almost arm barred and then he got submitted shortly afterwards. It isn't Tonys fault lee gassed. He capitalized. Also, the barboza upkick barely hit him and he faked the injury to get a point. Barboza then went into the second round looking okay and got fucked. Khabib has never faced someone who knows how to keep someone in his guard like tony does. Tony has a very good chance. Keep discounting every win tony has like it means nothing. You sound like a cry baby when you do it

Alexa? Ha ha.... No. CLAUDIA.

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you are homosexual

She was eating anovar not food

What about White muslim against wetback?

Beautiful. I like mike tyson!

but also true

Too bad this guy got jailed for some dumb shit when he was about to defeat that retard Saunders. Now he cucks nigs in the jail

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he's so cute

blast cum