Ching Chang Zhang is mad

That't what you get for importing the Ching Flu...

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shutup zhang, go blow torch a dog

literally who

Stop being racist

But real talk how serious is this coronavirus business? Should I start prepping or is it going to blow over in a month?

yeah be one of those retards paying 20x mark up prices for shitty little masks and hand alcohol soap by all means.
>not relying on your immune system
>not trusting your defence
It's like you want to lose the dressing room.

Just buy guns,ammo,water bottles and lots of canned food in case
Also books and candles to entertain yourself

Just the flew bro

Why did he put the hashtag on 24hours, 48hours and 7days

>Steven Zhang is 29
how could someone this young managed to successfully run a club as big as inter?

>successfully
Kek

This, I tell my immune system "(Aggressively) Expect a pefrormance!" Before I leave my house

>successfully

gook shit lmao

I'm just going to stock up on water but I'm not going to do any of that other stuff until shit seriously gets out of control.

>It's just a normal flu, dont be racist

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Didn't know pneumonia could make you dance like that

*shits pants*

mad because Inter choked

>start prepping

user ...

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>China is my city......

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I can't believe this virus can kill bicycles too!

bring out your dead

it's just siesta time

so its pretty much confirmed the chinese gonverment lied about the death toll right. grim.

Just improvise.

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How does this even work? Why would they lie about the death toll if the disease has spread abroad and everyone can see how deadly it is?

I don't know
Why does the great firewall of china even exist?

It's already spread to where you live probably, it's literally just a small cold unless you got fucked up lungs already

>Why does the great firewall of china even exist?
To protect their domestic market from foreign competitors? It's the one reason why China is the only country in the world other than America that has huge tech companies

To "protect social harmony". Basically: nothing is wrong, no need to panic, keep working hard, citizen.

In their defence why should they bother with foreign (social) media that's just going to unload heaps of crap aimed at destabilizing their country at them?
Look at how something like Fox News alone managed to rile all the magapedes up against China, if I could zone that shit out I'd do it too.

needs more hashtags, couldn't understand what his point was

no where else in the world has reported symptoms like this

It makes perfect sense. Instead of getting jewed by Google and Facebook with all their 100s of various social media platforms (Youtube, Instagram, etc). They can just prop up Chinese clones and rake in all the data themselves without an international 3rd party like all other sucker countries. Quite genius desu.

Who is he speaking to?

I'm genuine curious does the UK have any publishing about what happened to your first few corona victims (first in Europe I think)? I would like to read it. So far all of yours have recovered

>Divide et impera.exe starts working

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This. China, Italy and Corona should stand united in times like these.

They got better and were seen leaving quarantine

>he didn’t prep yet
Oh no no no, it’s too late for you now britbro

Perhaps you know the Daily Mail managed to track them down and ask their neighbors postman about their condition

hehe you think that's a bad thing

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Prepping for what? The disease? Not if you're old or immunocompromised.
Recession due to multiple economies in the world going to shit to avoid spreading the disease and no tourism? yes

kek

trust donald

he hates jews but hes the king of jews

This. American intelligence can basically see straight into China. If there was a reason to worry AND shit on the Chinese trump would know and do it

>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome
>11 infetti a Roma
Eleven infected people in Rome

R.I.P ITALY

OH NO NO NO TERRONIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

two are the chinese couple that hasn't been sick for a week and 5 are from Pomezia (and if wiped out it wouldn't be a big loss).

1 is the pope

Inshallah, that commie fucker can go

>none lives in Rome
LAZIALI OUT REEEEEEE

>successfully
user I..

Is every spol thread always this repetitive?

>it’s too late for you now britbro
Unironically this
Yesterday i went to the supermarket... every shelf was empty. I then went to two other supermarkets and they were all empty, too. Not a single oil, milk, rice or noodle was left on the shelves. Barely any can food. I don't think corona is going to kill me, because i am going to die from starvation first!!!!

>Random video of someone having a seizure

>Its corooonnaaavirus noooooo

Honestly people are so dumb

If the PL gets cancelled then Corona is the most based disease ever.