/hoc/

i wished that too on vegas. look at us now

>kakko for the >rags
>not panarin
>not even hank
thats just the wrong person they put for them and even if hes a 2nd overall pick hes shit

>racism outside of Yea Forums
STOP
Don't touch me there
This is
My No-No square

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me on the left

hello /hoc/ my gf is a student teacher at the moment and needs to come up with photos that relate to specific continents for her young pupils and she wants a hockey photo for north america so I would like you to post your most aesthetic hockey pics if you wouldnt mind. i have seen some pretty cool black and white ones from back in the day posted here before

this captcha is awful, fuck you gookmoot and fuck you joogle

Fuck off sven

here ya go
go to jewgle and do ctl+F5

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Completely based

she should use that pic of the Canucks winning the cup.

get out and STAY OUT

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woah a carolina hurricanes stick?

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reading lovecraft late at night

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I got a free collection of his stuff from Amazon for my Kindle. What's the best story?

oh no

seafood

error

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i only read the dunwich horror, it wasn't even scary with pics, just weird

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ya made a long journey from milan to minsk
rochelle, rochelle

errorr

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Shadow over Innsmouth

if its not in like 1080p 60fps+ the lilzooms wont be able to tolerate it

Hehe out of protest the /r/FloridaPanthers subreddit changed from discussing the team Florida Panthers to instead actual endangered panthers in Florida. Kinda epic. We should do something like this sometime

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errorrr

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very comfy. was thinking about curling up with dracula myself.

errror

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Offsides

>offsides
>in the 80's
LMAO

erroor

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eeror

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Thanks

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imagine calling offside "offsides"

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based bettman

The piety Russian look away vs the degenerate Swede handclap

stay the fuck out of /hoc/ then

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>not one single thank you
Well fuck you poo peeland

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based oilers

imagine calling breezers "hockey pants"

Another

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thank you very much /hoc/ i wont reply to you all but my gf will look through these photos and choose one for her assignment. i am a big jean beliveau fan so i hope she uses

why would you call cooperalls "breezers"?

poo peeland

those are the only ones allowed to be called pants

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boutta crack open a bear

got none left

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>baseball
>analytics
unironically ruined the game. Who cares is Pablo Sanchez hits a ball at a 33 degree angle at 999mph?

Huomenta, but the opposite.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a _____

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gaytan haas

Baseball is now on, like, sabermetrics 4.0. It's way, way, WAY beyond tallying up traditional stats and comparing them against history to come up with theories about winning. It's now all about advanced physics and minute tendencies and completely arcane shit unless you're actually being paid to care about it because, even if it's meaningful, it has a .000001% boost in odds of winning.

But sabermetrics circa 2000 - the early BaseballProspectus, TangoTiger, and, of course, Bill James, was very cool, exciting, and accessible.

nigger

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my gf doesnt know who pinochet is and ive convinced her to use this photo as a representation of south america for her class of 10 year olds

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go avs
go blue bombers
go canadiens
go doggo doggys
go erik karlsson
go flames
go go
go huomenta
go isles
go
go knights
go leon draisaitl
go matt murray
go nuckies
go ovechkin
go pook
go away queers
go rangers
go snowbelt
go totems
go USA
go vanvouver canucks
go wild (just kidding)
go xeattle
go yinzers
go zambonis

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furry

based

What in God's name propels a man to make such an abomination of a post?

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>Has Twitter handle with liberal snark to "prove" his point
What is the cause of this? Obsessive hockey fancy stat people, along with seemingly all independent hockey writers, have liberal snark

>God

go jannies

never

rude

Wait....you are asking why the "media" is liberal and anti-white? This is a bait question to get the jannies to ban us all for anti-semitic "off topic" replies, isn't it?

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This "superfan" of my Knighties died and everyone is sad about it, I've never seen em desu

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>Uses fancy stats to smugly debunk your preconceived hockey notions

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F

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

i don't even remember how long ago i saved this

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Apparently he was at the game last night.

Imagine the last hockey game that you go to being a loss against the (worst in the conference) Kings.

Truly grim

reminder the kings are 16-20-2 against the horrendous west

I thank him for his concession

based

Cherry picked, random, unproven stats
≠
"proof"

There are currently about 10,000 different grading stats. You can literally pluck one out to make any argument that you want.

Is this the only thing you post?

no

>superfan
youtube.com/watch?v=-UdVbl7sx5I

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>Users may also not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes

you boys still listen to cherry, right?
doncherrysgrapevine.podbean.com/

no

What happened in Nashville tonight? Did the arena get leveled by a tornado?

Just subscribed on Google Play. Didn't know it existed. Much thanks.

Huomenta....

sick and tired of these fuckin oilers

Hockey is NOT for everyone

You didn’t doubt him right?

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When are the hill billys going to man up and admit they got fleeced at the trade deadline by nearly every single team in the NHL? Since the deadline they’ve
>lost every game
>every player they traded for got exposed
>every player they traded away is much happier
>their fans have gotten dumber

When are they going to admit to these facts?

The hill billys currently have the worst post-deadline won percentage of any team in nhl history after making 4 or more trades at the deadline

FACT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHINESE AND NOT WASHING HANDS

iihf.com/en/news/18277/iihf-cancels-march-tournaments

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If it makes you feel any better this saves finland a years worth of embarrassment

What are you talking about, our Top Division tournaments are still on as they are later than March

damage control

one day i will understand the ameriburger

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Aren’t you happy for Haula? He’s on a much better team now than he was a week ago

>on a much better team now
>3-6-1
>5 points out

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I’m talking about intangibles. Why can’t Finns understand intangibles?

Hello is this the famous /hoc/ - home of cricket?

>panthlels

The better question I think would be..are YOU intangible yourself??

I think so but it’s difficult to quantify

Fuck I wanted to see Lambert and Räty in the U18 wch

that tournament is not cancelled, its on april

Usa is just going to win as per usual

great

Can't wait to see my Stars destroy the soilers.

usa domination of kiddie tournaments has ended
the shark has been jumped

what's his fucking problem bros?

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*crickets*

I think it’s important to remember that not ever top 5 pick is going to be a good player

yeah, start reeling in those expectations ded wong fangays

4 cups since 1993

cups won before seattle enters the league don't count

The city of Detroit, Michigan has had more success than the entire country of Canada since 1993

The absolute state

yep, keep living in the past

Keep living in Canada, which has not won a Stanley Cup since 1993 lmfao

this is /hoc/ not /nhl/
care to be more specific

tyfyc

>mention the ded wongs
>instant backlash in the form of le 1993 posting
seems i struck a nerve

1993 angers and confuses the Canadian

achieving 16 wins angers and confuses the detoilet resident

Detroit, one of America’s most dilapidated cities, has won 4 Stanley Cups since 1993
No city in Canada has won a single cup in that timeframe
These facts cannot be refuted
This confuses the Canadian

who is denying this?

The Detroit Red Wings, a team with 15 wins this season, playing in a bankrupt, crime-filled city, is infinitely more successful than the ENTIRE country of Canada.

canada has won more cups than detroit has :)

It’s safe to say, based on these facts, that being a Canadian and following hockey is utterly embarrassing.

imagine being a vegas fangay a team with zero (0) cups
how embarrassing is that?

Pathetic.
Pre-expansion cups don’t count.

canada has won more cups than detroit in the post expansion era

I’d say equally as embarrassing as being a Canadian but Vegas has an excuse

What’s yours

>an excuse
zero (0) cup(s) in their entire existence

there is literally nothing wrong with being a fangay

Canada compares its entire to Detroit, America’s more decaying city, ad barely equals it

Since 1993, Detroit is vastly superior to Canada by every meaningful statistic

how many olympic gold medal in mens ice hockey has detroit won since 1993?

Montreal isn’t Canada.

cope

Wow you really have to use a fine toothed comb to make Canada seem respectable

Canada didn’t even medal are the olympics lmfao

Detroit isn't a country.

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really, what is this a photo of?

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"Since 1993, Detroit is vastly superior to Canada by every meaningful statistic"
backpedaling already?

Keep living in the past

i dont have to live in the past >my franchise has more than 15 wins this season

If you really want to argue about hockey come to the D and I’ll tell you a little something about some god damned motherfucking hockey you fuckin canada shit

Just cross that bridge fucker

absolutely boiling

That’s cute. How many cups since 1993?

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who cares, thats in the past

holy mother of cope
It’s zero isn’t it

sergei fedorov, but i suppose him being russian defeats the point

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probably is, im sure you'll tell me since the past is all you seem to have

It’s cool looking at the bench and seeing Tkachuk, Demitra, Drake, Stillman and all those fellas

I don’t have to tell you. 1993 consumes you. You ARE 1993.

Edmonton has won more cups than Detroit in the post expansion era

Edmonton isn’t canada

how do you gather that? i just told you i dont care about the past

Everyone has a past.

and, that doesnt imply that everyone has to stay there
fact: every single canadian teams has more than 16 wins this season

canadian teams should just win the stan lee and put this to rest. simple, right?

go on

They've also won it 4 times since the last Canadian team won it

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someone won the cup in this pic. dont know the year

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FACT
No canadian team has had 16 wins on the playoffs since 1993
This causes much pain to the Canadian

so much for "Since 1993, Detroit is vastly superior to Canada by every meaningful statistic"

use this one to add confusion and give the kids a weird expectation about what hockey is and what's considered normal in north america

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not really, our teams have been shit for the most part

So it’s settled
The city of Detroit is BETTER than the entire country of Canada.

>rags

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as long as you cherrypick statistics amd ignore some facts

sixteen (16) wins
this pains the detoilet resident

neat
Come back if they ever get 16 playoff wins again lmfao

Can I interest any leaf in annexing Detroit. Please take it

16 playoff wins
The Canadian finds this impossible to achieve
A source of pain and much shame

same can be said for the ded wongs
LMAO

trashville btfo by tornadoes
F

>impossible
fact: 16 playoffs wins occured for a canadian team in 1993

It doesn’t hurt me like it hurts you because they’ve won 4 times in my lifetime

much more interested in maine than that garbage heap

why would it hurt me to have witnessed canadian teams win several cups in my lifetime?

huh

what about that dont you understand?

The second part

canada has won 8 cups in the last 40 years

Who won the other 32

american franchises

tyfyc

isnt it funny though that only 3 american captains won during that time

In many ways, Canada is an American franchise. A poorly run franchise in a bad part of town, but a franchise all the same

every captain that’s won since 1993 has been american. Just read the names on the cup-oh I see how you’d be confused

guess that is why our men beat the americans when its time to represent the nation

yeah its confusing why you need to lie like this
must be a coping mechanism

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I’m not lying just check the cup
Oh wait you can’t
1993

why cant i? the cup spent more time in canada than anywhere else this offseason

>St. Louis, Canada
You’re losing it

its in quebec, look it up

So let me get this straight:
You think the blues play in St. Louis, Quebec? You think that big beautiful arch is in Quebec? You think that thick cut fried bacon on a stick is in QUEBEC?

who said anything about the blues?

Well I’ll be god damned

Everyone when they ended their cup drought. Everyone will talk about Canada if they end theirs

>thick cut fried bacon on a stick

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i look forward to that day

huomenta remind me to keep reading lovecraft before bed, i get cool "nightmares"

Just realized the corona virus is a Big Bean conspiracy to sell more baked beans.

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Huomenta
Not today

*is an up and coming superstar*

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You won’t be alive for that day.

Brutal but truth pilled

You now remember demitra is fucking dead

cope

That’s funny because it’s not

1993

>stuck living in the past
move on with your life user

The past is your present.

Every day is a gift

great, that would imply a canadian team wins it all this year

They haven’t in 26 years and won’t for at least as long

>he stated with ever increasing nervousness

Name a single Canadian team that is ACTUALLY contending.

imagine defending detroit unironically

ZOINKS! thats major cringe

four canadian teams are making the playoffs currently

>making the playoffs = contending
Yikes

smug (and based) as fuck

>they arent in contention cause i said so
we arent talking about the ded wongs here, a team struggling to achieve 16 wins

The hill billys haven’t won a single game since they were fleeced at the trade deadline by nearly every team in the NHL

Canada has struggled AND FAILED to achieve 16 wins in every playoffs since 1993 so you shouldn’t mention that again

>another thread devolving entirely into 1993

we were talking about this season, yet here you talking about the past

Canada wishes it was 1993

Wasnt trying to be funny

>Canada hasn’t won a cup in 26 years
>believes that being in the playoffs is “contention”

tyfyc

FACT: you can not compete for the stanley cup if you fail to qualify for the playoffs
FACT: only one team has been officially eliminated from the 2020 playoffs, the detoilet ded wongs

FACT Detroit is more successful than Canada since 1993

Checkmate

>cherry picking statistics

I didn’t know being nearly the worst team in the league means you can hold your chin up high over the past.

Detroit has 4 cups since 1993
Canada has ZERO

King me

canada has 8 cups since 1980 in that period detoilet has 4 cups

this makes the hill billy seethe uncontrollably as he struggles to understand hockey

America has 32 cups since 1980

Checkmate

>but only 3 were lead by americans
yikes

Can you fuckers stop with the same shit EVERY FUCKING DAY

my truth pills are working fine

calm down hill billy no one cares that your team got fleeced

>mfw

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the Carolina hill billys have not won a single game since the deadline and every player they acquired is a negative +/-

behold the face of the winningest american captain in nhl history

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>hey this guy won two cups
How is that even an insult?
You make me sick

who suggested it was an insult?
try not to be so fragile

New to /hoc/?

Who said I thought it was an insult?
I clearly said the opposite
Try not to seethe uncontrollably

you thought it was an insult when you questioned how it was insulting, no need to play dumb
i was merely paying a homage to the winningest american captain in nhl history

oh wow hes actually defending that shithole top jej

I believe you misinterpreted my original post. I was saying that your praise couldn’t possibly be insulting because you mention Mr. Brown had won two Stanley Cups.

i accept your apology

why is there no germanons here gloating they have the best player in the league?

I was scolding you.

What detroit?

Imagine if Leon Draisaitl played for the Minnesota Wild
Wow, there are no words

He would’ve never been drafted by them. The only teams that could’ve would’ve been the Sabres panthers or oilers. Then again that draft year was so wrong on who was really good. Sam bennett, dal colle and to some extent reinhart are all busts to draisaitl, Larkin and pasternak

scolding me for what? why is it my fault you found it necessary to further explain yourself in order to be understood

What if he refused to play in Edmonton and they traded him to Minnesota

Wow, speechless at the thought

Id rather go to edmonton than minnesomalia

have you ever been to edmonton personally?

>edmongolia
>or minnesomalia
There is no winning

i truly doubt you would

Leon Draisaitl is the greatest hero in American history

No you wouldn't
t. ex went to grad school in Edmonton

>sunbelter

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Doesn't he play for a Canadian team?

He played in America last night

fuck i've got flu

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I see chiapet

be strong latviabro and drink plenty of fluids

Pray for Nashville, lads. They got destroyed; both on and off the ice.

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Lmao good

this man puts the MAN in german

I hope Pekka's house is saved, remember Tyler Seguin, never forget

i was in the other /hoc/ thread

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corona puts the germ in the man

>corona kills the /hoc/
say it aint so

>oil fans crown themselves winner of deadline
>AA had 12 min of ice-time, 3 SOG, 0 points, and a -1
>Chiasson had a +1 with 13 less seconds played
>even Haas who played 11:16 had a 0
kek

>wongniggers still havent won a game since

>get draft picks
>expect to make a difference
red wings are a bit different, they weren't given like 4 1st overall picks

so surely those picks become great players no?

>-45
wow wish my team got in on that!

The 'nuckies defense.

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what you are saying is stevie y received nothing in return to make a difference to his organization
gm of the year candidate right there

>-45 on the worst team in the league
wow....

They might, but even if they don't they'll still have been traded for a garbage player so you're not out anything. It's just free lottery tickets.

>see player with -45
>think wow I gotta have that!

you know i would find it hilarious if the oilers win the cup and wingsfags still have to cope by saying "AT LEAST WE GOT GAGNER AND THOSE TWO 2nd ROUNDERS!"

anything is possible
>nothing in return
He assured the best odds in this draft and got 2 future second rounders. Edmonton got AA, Green, and Ennis (not from Wings). Ennis is the only piece that has been good. AA is shit. Green is hurt.

and those things are also possibly just minor leaguers and players who would never make the NHL

hopes and dreams dont make a franchise great again

>if the oilers win the cup
bertuzzi and Hronek were second rounders

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>oilers
>cup
Revving up those delusions already eh?

so what if I said vegas and not edmonton. am I still delusional?

>in six (6) drafts only two 2nd round picks worked out
that really bodes well this upcoming one

yes

okay so what if edmonton is legit?

they're not

they aren't

absolutely

We'll take that as a concession, user

had to take my afternoon detoilet. Stunk and needed two flushes

You know remember Dominik Hasek played for the Detoilet Ded Wongs

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Didn't he win 2 cups with Detroit? The only two cups of his career?

i also remember he was only able to win as a start when they had a veritable all star team in front of him

they are not

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>paper cup lid
Disgusting. Environmentalism has gone too far
*sips*

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*dribbles all over your shirt*
heh nuffin personal

>0-19-1 against the Metro
not even a single fucking regulation win lmao

where do you even begin with this?

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the absolute state of the ded wongs

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after serious consideration this was the best solution i could come up with

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>BREAKING: Wild forward Kevin Fiala carried off the ice during morning skate after hard collision with line mate Eric Staal. No word in the extent of his injuries.

>Subban, P.K.
>$9.000.000

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>15 points
>-17
>$9 million cap hit until 2022
Who Am I?

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>Your team
>Your teams favourite Logo

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Jeff Skinner?

Is he unironically the worst scrub in NHL history.

dude that can't be real

offensive defensemen always seem t have the exact same issue
orr, neely, potvin were all injury prone before they hit 30. Karlsson and Subban were fine when they were younger and had good legs, but in today's NHL that is getting faster and faster, they've gotten very worn down. Neither Subban or Karlsson have high hockey IQ, like say a Lidstrom, Coffey, or Bourque, so their usefulness has always been vastly vastly overrated. Weber will probably end up playing past Subban simply because he can adapt to being slower and weaker, while subban is le speedy zoomer defender. The Karlsson deal was damage control when they figured out Burns and Karlsson aren't very compatible. I said when the deal happened.
They're a complete joke right now, there's a reason that the Devils didn't improve this year at all and the Sharks dropped out. Both teams now have albatross contracts for shit players who will be retired before 2022.

desu I wish I would have been thanked for my concession when I spent 10 dollars for a beer at the concession stand after conceding 200 dollars to watch >my team do a dogshit effort and score zero goals against a team >they should have easily beaten

i'd rape the one on the right

Thinking about doing work lads

I just got paid to be bored for 8 hours, there was no work for me last night
why don't they just save their money and send me home

what if something comes up

bet you don't even own a pair of skates

well nothing came up and they just fucking wasted my labor and their money
honestly I don't care about the money I would have rather been at home having a night off
>shitposting in /hoc/ of course

what's the difference between me and you?

About a 100 pounds

No team is going to make the playoffs because we're on the verge of a major societal reset. Hockey's going to be the last thing on your mind. Don't say you weren't warned.

you might be right

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Karlsson is still racking up the assists at what looks like his usual rate. He's had a real dip in shooting %. Also guys like Leetch and Housley aged reasonably well.

whatever you say /pol/
you faggots have been preaching the end of the world for years and it still isn't HAPPENING

>i-it-it's just the flu bro
>who cares if the death rate is rising to far beyond the flu
>just wash your hands bro

you should probably kill yourself

reminder to preppers not to fucking help anyone if this shit gets out of control
the "it's nothing" retards gotta eat their mres with pride

I never leave my home
so everyone else can die for all I care
as long as >my team survives

Who are they going to play you dumb sunbelt fuck?

you are going to be killed by roving gangs for anything useful, surviving the virus is the easy part

anyone comes in here, they will regret it

here is a nice bulju for you

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it it really gets that bad it will be a lost season on the Cup
like the Spanish Flu

Another one

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the mad max gangs will strip your house of all metal, wood, food, anything that isn't nailed down

I've got a pair of nice bauer vapors, thanks for asking.
not wrong, either
it doesn't matter how good his regular season stats when he's missed over 50 combined games the last two season.
he's no longer a solid quarterback defender. His contract is fucking horrific for what you're getting.

It literally is the flu it’s really only killed people with shit immune systems and old fucks

they will have to pay the price

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>It literally is the flu
>spanish flu killed 50 million plus

You know why people got the Spanish flu right?

why are hockey writers so obsessed with who's going to win the hart. it's all they talk about

how

first of all, it's not a flu. influenza and coronavirus are two different things.
second of all, the flu is still a big deal regardless.
you're an idiot, keep your head down and skate kid because it's the only thing you'll ever be good at

fuck around and find out

It was another flu that came from China that got transferred to Europe via Chinese laborers transferred through Canada to help rebuild Europe after WW1

we should get a leg up on everyone and start looting now

you'll wish corona took you when the real bloodshed starts

you cannot even conceive of the power I wield

Isn't he out right now because his thumb was broken blocking a shot? The contract is bad but I don't think it's as underwater as you do.

I can only hope

I'm just coughing all OVER my shit. Good Luck.

Reminder: If you did not play hockey growing up you are not welcome in /hoc/.

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so let's hear your story about how you would have made the NHL if coach would have put you in?

>sports are only worth playing if you're going pro
fatty detected

Uncle Rico detected

Once I was in a hockey camp when I was under 10 and I was told I shouldn't slap-shot the puck at the goalie. I shot it still.

Ennis has looked really good for them and the other guy is at least big and fast.

fug you are going to die kaksoispistedeedeedee

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what the fuck kind of advice is that?
you absolutely should slap shot the puck at the goalie
you didn't do anything wrong user

>just murder the practice goalie
cant wait til your kids start little league

>if
They have a deep roster, really good dmen, a proven vet goaler, and the top two scorers in the league.

Based /ourguy/ Gritty
mobile.twitter.com/grittynhl/status/1234922984122372096?s=21

That's all I got. Salaries are just placeholder guesses. It's pretty much all internal fill-ins because I don't think anyone is coming here, much less the real high-end guys we actually need. No real idea what to do about the LHD -- re-sign Mueller, promote Smith, whatever. Schneider, Zajac, and Butcher are all buyout candidates, imo.

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goalie kids gotta learn to stop pucks sometime

Put one off his coconut, the next time, when you wind up and he ducks, wrist it into a corner.
*Crowd cheers.

who was i kidding, a sociopath like yourself will never have kids

Put in the order these coaches will get a new NHL job

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based

gallant>laviolette>boudreau>babcock

Gallant, Laviolette, Boudreau, Mike Babcock

your kids will never be in the NHL with an attitude like that

>Gallant
the second the season ends
>Laviolette
November
>Fatso
Will be hired by buffalel mid season and run them into the ground even more.
>Babcock
KHL

Bruce Boudreau shall be hired as Seattle's first coach
screencap this

It's not an NHL job, but Lavi already got hired for team USA.

eating an peppered hungarian salami

Ordered zuchini noodles with meat sauce, lads. Still havent done much work

babcock has made his millions he doesnt need to slut himself out to slavs

lol, >we are fucked

they all look really mean

Brucie B will get a new job first

that is an interesting nickname for my cock

he made millions...

GET
TESTED

Canadian goaltenders let in softies because their dads are fuckin 10 ply

my benis is a softie right now

if you ask new zealand nicely he'll turn it into a big benis again

does he do it for free?

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Oil have shit disturbers on every line. Get James Neal back and they are probably the best team in the world. 2 best players in the world too

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i, for one, welcome our ted overlord

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Going to laugh so fucking hard when the oilols miss the playoffs AGAIN

having a new chair delivered today

What is it upholstered with

Oilers are most likely making the playoffs. Would be very hard not to with canucks collapsing the way they are.

poo peeland

Beer cans

>3 game skid to end the road trip
>collapse
the 3 more games against the yotes will ensure they make it

again the faggot posts his disgusting scarred chode

leather, or something

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Cringe

Are you implying the nuckies are not collapsing at this very minute?

still holding strong to that playoff spot despite 3 consecutive losses

if you're circumcised you don't get into heaven

there is going to be a new dog themed gay bar in my town called woof and i am thinking of opening a tuatara themed straight bar, might call it tuabara but idk yet its a work in progress

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nuckies > this dude's team

And when they lose the next three?

you're a work in progress

they better not. need that 1st round pick this year.

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>poo peersey
>poo peeland
makes me think

got the shakes again

theres also a sheep themed bar in town called the baaa and i think there is going to be one of those cat cafes soon so i feel its important to have a lizard themed pub to promote animal diversity

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srs question:

Has there ever been a Stanley Cup winner with more than one all-black skater? With even ONE black skater? I can't think of any off the top of my head.

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devante smith pelly

forgot this nigger scrub even existed

extremely unlikely given the next 5 games are at home and they have the 3rd best home record in the west

My theory is that blacks are such an unnatural presence in hockey locker rooms that teams actually WANT to lose so they can return to a more natural, all-white environment.

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>polcucks here to complain about blacks again
yawn

you literally can't go to heaven if you're a cutlet

>muh bad team argument
then explain why it was the worse than ALL of the players that had played more than him?

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dsp won a cup in washington
do you even follow this league?

You can’t go to heaven if you’re obsessing over the details of a stranger’s penis

he was the one who posted it here

filppula is well on his way with his -42 currently

i think when you're +/- is really lopsided in one direction, something is going on. the extent of it might be a little flukey, but when it's really lopsided i think there is something there. not talking about a +7 or -4 or something like that.

Grant fuhr existed beforehand you retard

Hmmm. That's ONE. (And even he was a journeyman high yella black.)

But can you imagine how uncomfortable the Devils' locker room was for a tiny little white kid like Jack Hughes? It'd be more uncomfortable than having a bunch of predatory faggots next to you when you're getting dressed.

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Fuhr wasn't a skater you impotent cuck. (Think he might be half black, anyway.)

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Hughes is a kike.

Fun fact: Most teams that had mike grier usually made the playoffs in his career

friendly reminder the vegass rusty peons have zero (0) win(s) in the month of march

To be fair it’s 3 days into the month and not everyone’s played

Half the league makes the playoffs. It used to be more than half.

the soul is located in the foreskin

and? having other teams play isnt gonna magically give the peons a win

Obsessed much?

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>anodized security guards

And he was on a majority of teams that made the playoffs while being on multiple teams
They’ll get wins. I’d consider not provoking copey before he reaches into his bag of concessions

16 out of 31 teams make the playoffs. that is still more than half, and even when seattle joins it will still be 50% of the league making the playoffs.

This is probably the guy that spent 8 hours yesterday arguing with him. I doubt he has a better use of his time.

jammin' out lads
youtube.com/watch?v=aO6hwHvO2G8

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and yet, he'd played 17 more games than athanapeepoo

Frig off Lahey

Yeah, I'm sure Mike Grier was the glue. Stay in /nba/.

>I doubt he has a better use of his time.
rich coming from someone who sat on the sidelines the entire time like a cuck

I had better things to do.

yet you know all the details

Several good games tonight, thank you based Gary

i went to the grocery store, gym, and even played an hour of vidyas all while those 2 retards were spurging yesterday

I know I left here around noon and when I came back 8 hours later you two were still at it.

no one cares

you sound extremely obsessed
here have another pity (You) since you are so desperate for attention

rich coming from someone who spent 8 hours arguing with a tunnel dwelling meth addict

getting it ready, attentionfaggots?

>seething ad hominem
KWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for your concession bud!

making the playoffs is bad unless you win the Cup

thanks for feeding my narcissism

you're welcome
please accept my concession as a parting gift

>n-no p-please don't discuss hockey on the hockey general!!!
kwab

missing the playoffs year after year is working out well for the panthers cup chances

why is hosting at least 2 games that are basically guaranteed sell-outs when (((they))) can also jackup ticket prices bad? we have also seen teams from the 8 seed win a cup before.

499

*cough* the oilers should’ve won it in 2006

Then why didn't they?

gary took out roloson to ensure his sunbelt babby had a free series

Nyoooooom

All teams have to deal with injuries.

good for the owner, bad for the fans.
never forget, there are 31, soon to be 32 rich assholes running this league that hope you will blame it all on Gary. that's why they continue to employ him. he takes all the blame while you continue to make these guys richer

where was the hurricanes injured starting goaltender then?

If your team can't deal with the injuries that happen while playing a physical sport then they don't deserve to win a cup. But go ahead and keep blaming gary for your team's failures.

the canes didnt deal with injuries
why did they deserve to win again?

That's because the canes were strong enough not to get injured. Too bad the same thing can't be said about your pathetic soilers.