/MLB/ - Heckin' Birbaroos edition - March 2 2020

This /based/ and /comfy/ /MLB/ edition brought to you by the heckin' Berds!
CHC:Ian Happ hits first Cactus League homer Mon.
CIN:Nick Senzel (shoulder) set for Cactus debut
LAA:Teheran (hamstring) perfect in Cactus debut
SD:Paddack throws three scoreless vs. White Sox
MIN:Buxton (shoulder) spring debut coming 'soon'
CWS:Giolito (chest) to make spring debut Friday
NYM:Report: Yanks contact Mets regarding Matz
ATL:Freeman (elbow) back in Braves' lineup Mon.
LA:Cody Bellinger scratched with side discomfort
TB:Blake Snell (elbow) to play catch Tuesday

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Nu though??

this is the thread

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i honestly dont even know which one to use

hey welcome to my thread

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tjhis is the rhred

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shant

gape loose kek!!!

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give ya teh ole dick touchies...maybe a kissie....

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Is Justin Trudeau white?

Do you consider Cubans white?

>Do you consider Cubans white?
What does that have to do with Justin Trudeau?

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post it in the real thread,son

how are both threads pure shit

I like this

Sorry

user I...
Have you really never heard of this meme?
[spoiler]it's obviously not real but it's still funny to joke about[/spoiler]

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Oh I forgot Yea Forums doesn't spoiler lol

Astros are based

Change my mind

them pissing off redditors made me a fan