/LigaMX/

Coronavirus Edition
>meme virus is finally here
>CopaMX semifinals this midweek
>Cruz Azul new superCHADlider, on point for a new cruzazuleada
>CHADlanís, PuliGOAT and Vela score
>chicharINDIO and PISSarro a fraud
>Las Súper Chivas Galácticas 2.0 are here
>Ambriz EXPOSED in LigaMX and Concachampions
For more news, el follacasadas Newsbro:

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eldictamen.mx/deportes/enrique-bonilla-cancela-reunion-con-equipos-del-ascenso/
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CopX semifinals

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Al newsbro le mide 10cm

Tan abierto tiene el culo?

Perras vs Wilas
youtu.be/X4GF7uwgknY

>no Jana
>2-0 already

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>Not wanting an always open and ready for sex chicloso
Thats why you nibbas never gonna fullfit your desires.

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am sick broes what do

>Jaidy
I dont even want her as cuñada anymore.

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Tiene coronavirus wey? Te vas a morir

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=4iOTkDIW7io

MORE NEWS
>Jimenez scores again and dabs on THOTttenJEW
>MonteGAY is on the edge of being killed
>POOebla starts to using meme magic
>Ranchuca can't beat KEKretaro in a semen slurping match
>Flan Luis gets raped by JuarASS
>TiGAYS raped, exposed and dabbed on the PumASS ultrainstinct meme
>AMIERDica gets motherfucking JUSTED by NeCACA
>Santos barely wins against NaclASS (fucking shameful)
>"Le Peninsula clasico ends" in a semen slurping draw
>MIERneros superleader of AcensoMX
>CACAfaketaleros is ded alog with Drogados
>A FUCKING BUG meme is dying slowly
>Nigger lions dabs on CULOmarrones
>MUH CERTIFICATION meme gets delayed for at least two weeks
>AscensoMX, Segunda and Tercera fate will be defined this wednesday
>/Ligma/ could be suspended due to Coronavirus
>ToKEKyo 2020 and Yuro 2020 could suffer the same fate

FUCK FOOTBALL JEWS
FUCK SHITNESEFAGS
FUCK CULORONAVIRUS
FUCK MIERDAVISA
FUCK TV APESTA
AND FUCK FMF

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¿No querras decir que tienes 10cm de culo abierto?

god i hope so

Bueno.
Si.
Probanbo
Probando
Si
Esta linda cancion va dedicada con todo cariño para mi buen amigo y compadre de parranda el TW@T
youtube.com/watch?v=PUyiqhde5fE

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ya chupasela

esos negros de los originales se la pasan aya en mi rancho en jalisco.

for me, its luis y julian

youtube.com/watch?v=XJ6nc1t4krQ

Ni viste el video verdad pendejo?

Ese pinshi viejo Paulino es bien cabron, no puede faltar en las pedas.

laverdadnoticias.com/deportes/Liga-MX-Inter-de-Milan-impide-registro-de-nuevo-equipo-en-el-futbol-mexicano-20200302-0291.html

KEK

>All that haté in one post
>still getting lucky trips

Newsbro is /ourboy/ by far

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You cant make this shit up

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>no hay palo que dejes parado
Daaaaaaaamn

flor

>xolas 3-0 ame
>meanwhile chicanita gf

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How do I stop loving her broes

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higuera se saco la verga y se mio en todos en futbol picante como lo quiero TE EXTRAÑO JOSE LUIS HIGUERA BARBERI

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que dijo o que

>dijo que era parte de la mesa de analistas por diversion y sin presiones como dijo rafa puente jr
>acusó a todo ESPN al aire de ser desleales con sus ex-empleados (paco de anda)
>hace que el pendejo de gomez junco haga pic related cada 30 segundos, hasta provoco que tirara su celular por estar como mujersita enojada

y apenas van 22 minutos

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>espn.com.mx/video/clip/_/id/6713725
a que equipo se va a ir?

>Jose Ramon: HIGUERAAAA DEJANOS HABLAR
>Higuera: Dejame terminar

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lmao espn mexico must be the most toxic mainstream media corp there is

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>Edson Álvarez con un pie fuera del Ajax
>El mexicano se irá en el verano a un club inglés debido a una cuestión migratoria en Holanda.
Va a cualquier equipo de media tabla pa bajo, la verdad creo que le va ir mal por que le ganan muy facil las espaldas y no ha mejorado.

>Alvarito: "esos de amarillo son los refuerzos de las chivas? Juegan muy bien"

Topkek

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Anais Meow y a mimir.

>toxic
pinche puto, ademas fox sports es mucho mas culero que espn

toxico fue tomado por la "cultura" mexicana en twitter al fallar en encontrar una equivalencia del inglés americano "toxic"
"toxic" es lexicon muy arraigado desde hace tiempo en inglés americano
>un canal con la reimers
>""""""""""""toxic"""""""""""""

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>la maquina

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>Alanis banging some sportscenter thot

Based CHADlanis

Test

for me it's Santos

Come on Jana score a goal
It's really very simple
Put the ball into the net
And we'll go doopin' mental!

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ahuevo que se tijerean en las regaderas

Based

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Here's Pelagatos Higuera making La Mesa Mas Poderosa del Fútbol Mexicano™ S E E T H I N G
youtu.be/XrebpOnCvOA

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me encantan las de Cruz Azul

You go to Mazamitla and meet a young jalisquilla in need of green card, introduce her to Amy so she can set you free from the curse by accepting you found someone else.

Gonna make a couple of tortas de huevo con chorizo, there is nothing you can do about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=GxUlOTXnNUE&t=6m10s

lmao

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>First 5 mins
Lol

>Pelagatos:"Macias no se fue a cruz azul por una hora, lo pidió Pelaez pero se tardaron en la llamada"

Wut

Los Jalisquillos están celosos porque no son grandes (de peso) y gigantones de 1.67 m como nosotros

no mames, el paco y el jose luis me caen de la verga... pero los otros pendejos no pueden ni discutir con ellos con datos duros y verdaderos por que siempre les voltean la tortilla... Vale verga el judio Faitelson y el Español Joserra

I've seen other girls but I still love her. I just need imagebro to help me with his meme magic so I can marry her

>tfw we got POOrbelin instead

based copamx

Toluca vs Xolos

Gib Orbelan back pls

Yes. Gib 15 millions pls

Someone make this Orbelan spin, just like the Peter Crouch .gif

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How about we trade you POOribe and Javier Eduardo “Messi” Lopez :^)

>búnker ded again
Pls dont

is not, check org

A L I N E A C I O N E S

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yo wassup west coast baja bros!!!My stream sux but Im ready for some golazohs

Based, xolos gonna dab on Toluca.

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Is that a tj gal? Better than hoes here in Borrego

Y yo que te deseo a morir
Qué importa, esta es la última vez
El orgullo puede esperar
Pero me arrepiento, en el piso o donde sea
Y tómame

Yeah, they have tons of qt's over there. Gonna watch this game but im hyped mostly for this Juarez vs Rayados tomorrow.

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Yo me escondo en el bunker cada vez que me da en el culo mi papi Necaxa

Based ligma bohemio, you will take the guitar during our 1st /LigaMX/ invitational @ Mazamitla, Jal. ft. Amy & friends

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Found a decent stream !! Gonna get comfy on astrotorf chijuhahas!!

I'm in.

Tijuana vs Toluca
youtu.be/jwYTEVcURtA

Whats your prediction? Im going for a 3-1

Godamn !!! thanks mexibro as I could barely see my 240p stream!!!

Xolos missing a few already, come on!!!

No problem .amigo.

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a la ching a!!!!

imagegay pls stop creating more characters

Lmao, none can stop me now, jej.

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defender passed the ball. goal

ooops...maybe not on 2nd replay

>refs in charge of keeping spaguetti in the pocket

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gg tolucos

This game should be like 5-0 by now.

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eldictamen.mx/deportes/enrique-bonilla-cancela-reunion-con-equipos-del-ascenso/

PLOT TWIST, I REPEAT PLOT TWIST

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based CHADnilla going into business for himself, what a heel

Bonilla playing 5D chess, he smarter than we thought

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Holy fuck! That freekick.

>**sniff** **sniff**

>Lainez(the good one)
Why did Real Betis buy the bad one?

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reminder that el tolucaca and poomass are not grandes

3-0, this means CopaMX Grand Final will be at Juarez ;°)

Why is toluca so shit or why is tijuana suddenly good?
>inb4 copamx forcing a meme ""clasico de la frontera"" final

Official Xolos channel actually streaming the game
youtu.be/GykRV43TX_0
Better res, but still prefering ESPN one with Alvarito and Ymay

>almost owngoal
A FUCKING SAUSAGE

TJ is only good in Copa, don't know what the deal is. I was specting bit more psh

Ynr Toluca letting Necaxa win CopaMX by doing absolutely nothing

youtu.be/oCsIgcEWxLw

THE SHANTY TOWN OF TOLUCACA

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Classic

>Ymay:"hoy me voy a dar el lujo de comer lacteos"
ESPN going full s()yboy

>some spicy Soccer dude chimpout time to time
>Pelagatos "diabólico" Higuera make them all chimpout at the same time

Imagine, unironically, Pelagatos making Pietrasanta or De Anda get fired

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Talking about chimpout...

Anais Meow y a mimir.

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the team and DT got booed pretty hard last friday after loosing to Puebla, i usually don't boo em but enough was enough, I hate bolaños cause he doesn't score for shit and is always looking to chimp out. Cubo doesn't do shit either, Angulo scored a hat trick but its a copa molera, and Sepulveda is playing super shit, thats it, that's all our strikers. I thought they should have gotten rid of Nahuelpan and Bolaños between tournaments and bring a couple of strikers to try something different, but now Nahuelpan is making me eat my words at Queretaro and miller is still shit.

Fuck this mafia ownership and shitty directiva.

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nothing is real

callese puto

Si que es real puto.
Incluso gozaste que un negro necaxista te cogiera pinche joto.

record.com.mx/columnistas-ignacio-suarez/club-de-toby-inscripciones-abiertas-2a-entrega

LOOK AT THIS SHITSHOW

I actually thought TJ got the better deal with the trade of Nahuelpan and Sanvezzo a the beginning of the season, Guess I was wrong lol

Don't give up at least you still got the Charg....