For me it's Portimonense :)

Red pill me on Gil Vicente. I like the name.

They have the rooster of Barcelos on their emblem

>Хyёвлa
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My local club :)
It’s just beaches unironically, beaches and parties at night and lots of tourists in the summer mainly bongs and dutch

>tfw no relevant clubs in Beja

Beja isn't relevant

There's a district named Beja with capital in Beja, Rui

And there is a State in America called Minnesota with capital in Saint Paul, Denilson.

You see my point?

Beja isn't irrelevant. It's one of three capitals of Alentejo, along Setúbal and Évora.

Alentejo is irrelevant

Setúbal ain’t Alentejo João
This guy is right, the most relevant region in Portugal is Algarve of course

Only three months a year

is this /tugao/

Kek true

Albufeira is Dutch clay now.

Yeah, in the last three years I'd say Dutchies have surpassed Brits

We still see Absolute Units with their families eating that disgusting British Breakfast by the beach, at 11 am, under a 35°C sun, however

Kind of true kek, there’s so many dutchfags in my city in the summer it’s ridiculous, and you guys make me feel like a manlet (I am 1.81)

Monte Gordo here we come again this summer!!!

for me it's B Saudade

>ywn go to Santa Clara games with your fishermen bros

Don't come. We'd go over the weight limit.

Plains, Lisbon and some small cities in the algarve

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Where can I read about this theory

Anglo-Saxon territory.

so does the teams travel by air or sea when they need to play against maritimo and santa clara

for me, its club heaven in albufeira

For me, it's the """cowboy""" bar next to them, with boomer music

For me it’s Renos, I go there with my mates every summer

Renos is gay, even the Route 66 bar is better, and there are better bars up the Strip

I enjoy Renos but I only go there because my friends love it for some reason, I agree with you, are you also from Albufeira ? Or a n*rthener?

Like in any city that has a uni

>has a base there (that was our ticket to get into NATO as a dictatorship)
>remote

Read Auto da Barca do Inferno

Mata-te

By sea in u-boats ofc

Obviously I am a Northerner.

But I have been to the Strip more times than the number of years I have been alive, I was there two months after being born.

>actually living in Albufeira

>going to top40 clubs

for me, it is, of course, Vitória de Guimarães

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>actually living in Albufeira
Cope, it’s the best City in Algarve , this is undeniable

The bar is not high but still it's very wrong

Best city in Portugal , it’s so great that you northerns all come here in the South, just accept it man it’s easier

In the summer*

a) I'm not a northerner nor does it matter
b) people that go there on vacation are also despicable

You don’t understand, everything north of Algarve is North, so I will call you by what you are , a n*rthener

that map is technically wrong, the crest of some clubs should be way closer, some even on top of others

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>t. iraqi mimi fan on US proxy

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Who do you find more obnoxious? French buying up all the prime real estate in Lisboa. Shame for the locals.

could you imagine if this movie was made in the past few years? the political correctness based butthurt would be absolutely hilarious

Someone make Norf FC and Souf FC for Portugal.

Gil Vicente was a portuguese playwright in the renaissance era. Although Barcelos townfolk claim their town to be the birthplace of Mr. Vicente, there's no evidence of it. We just know for sure he was born in the Minho region.
Gil Vicente FC is an elevator club always switching back and forth between 1st and 2nd league. Barcelenses tend to support Benfica.

By air. Island autonomous governments subsidize their clubs' air travels. Until the 70s, azorean and madeiran clubs couldn't participate in the league, only in the portuguese cup. They were pretty much treated like the clubs from the african colonies.

visit tugao

>Barcelenses tend to support Benfica.
About which cities can you not say that?

good question, but some towns in the norf may be more drawn towards Porto and some other cities in the souf towards Sporting

Benfica is indeed omnipresent, no one can deny that

You mean "kidnapped by John Podesta."

how long does the flight take from lisboa to those islands

ill never know how there are so many tugaos but only like 4 spaniards in sp

pretty sure theres a netflix documentary about it now

tugões*

better english english skills

Porto's metropolitan area, Aveiro region and a large chunk of Minho

>Gil Vicente was a portuguese playwright in the renaissance era.
So they named a team after a playwright? That's pretty cool, actually.

about 2 hours

nothing
the people are lazy, dumb, and filthy
never cross the Rio Maior divide into the moorish comunist landfill

based

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not only do these "capitals" not matter and dont have any power, but that whole region is empty and meaningless

this for Porto
a lot of ribatejo and alentejo for sporting (benfica still has much more)
also algarve is pretty mixed too

Agriculture counts as something

yea there are a lot of sporting fans in all those regions between Lisbon and Coimbra

Former soldiers of Colonial War?