/heem/ - Flushed Karolina Edition

she's now God of War property

What a Chad

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My grandpa passed away a few months before xmass. During the xmass dinner, my uncle got into a heated argument with my dad because he was getting most of the money. After a couple of Modelos (for those with a fighting spirit), my uncle heemed my dad with a right hook. While my dad may have been exposed as a chinlet and was down on the families scorecards, in the end he unquestionably won the story of the fight by keeping all of the money.

pretty sad that her eye got fucked like that
hate to see any fighter get really injured

Stipe got lucky against Werdum

dirty kiwis will pay

>Israel
>gloating about 9/11

checks out

>getting your eye permanently fucked as a woman
>all for chump change
ya hate to see it

Nice man i LOVE you

how many bongs until the big brown breakdown?

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I can't believe I laughed at this dumb shit

I remember you

Wrong, Connor vs Diaz I is the actual correct answer

Don't forget the local druglord cut plus tip

whats a customary tip to druglord?

nah, they can't do shit
in fact, the broken orbital probably didn't cause the eye misalignment, but rather the eye misalignment was a result of the surgery to treat the broken orbital.

This is what happened to Bisping as well. He had a detached retina, and the surgery to treat the detached retina misaligned his eyes.

+10% if they haven't cut you any finger or kidnapped any close relatives

based

if i was a girl, i would wish yoel to be my bf

Werdum did fight like a brainlet that day I think it was a mixture of him wanting to put on a show in Brazil and getting too cocky from overlooking Stipe.

Probably 2 bongs. He has a $2000 bet with Callen on the main event next week. I will gladly fade whoever he picks.

Fucking based

Didn't he bet on Adesanya?

Is /heem/ a mexican general now?
OwO

i am emotionally invested in yoel romero beating occupied palestine

Costa becomes the good guy instantly

Kek

Was it hard to type that with Ngannous BBC on your mind? Just curious.

yoel a cute and wholesome
truly the bald man's hero

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False. Conor was exposed as a cutbabby cardiolet heartlet

jesus christ the translator is so fucking shit lmao

Daily heeminder Tony-Khabib will never happen. Pic related is from 4 years ago

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Canor was losing to Diaz badly before the fight stopped in the rematch. He literally got saved by the bell and failed to knock out a literal soiboy skinnyfat CTE'd zombie that can barely strike in 25 minutes. That's why he's scared to fight even Masvisoi, since he can't even get a convincing win over someone like Diaz.

Everything you said is true but knocking out that retard is hard as fuck, I think he's unheemable due to the damage he has had in his brain

cute asian women

I’m a guy and I wish yoel was my bf

>CTE'd zombie that can barely strike
Diaz is unheemable and unironically has good MMA boxing

Brian Ortega WILL be champion by 2021

shut up cuckfuck, my boy werdum submits ngannou ez

conor only lost round 3 in the rematch

you're a guy and you're gay

........no.......but at least he beat the streets by drinking Modelo everyday and becoming an alcoholic

what’s not gay nowadays?

>chump change
WMMA fighter actually pays more even Bellator womens division is so stacked because the pay there is really, really good.

Based Scott Coker

he might be gay, but can he heem?

You're the one who made my dreams come true.

BORRANCHINA BASADO

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literally nothing wrong with being gay

Talmbout if I was a girl, b? I'd want Sage.

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Is Bailey Jay gay dawg?

mexi CAN general

Hahahhaha

lol...you guys are crazy

OK. Brazil was a mistake. Flush it down

youtube.com/watch?v=VdLCHsgse7U
8:52-8:58
i always thought listening to adesanya was uncomfortable because he speaks like a teenager (which he does) but i think i figured it out. he talks like a catty woman, like the reality tv type or ur normal day bitchy girl.

now this is gay

he's just larping as some sort of anime character

He speaks like a Thai lady boy

is that eye damage or brain damage

both

youtube.com/watch?v=79x0sV_c9GU

Yoels parents were literally the biggest nigger in Cuba and some mix Cuban woman he was literally bread as a science experiment. He IS treadstone

He is going to Bourne ultimatum this little niglet this weekend

If I was a girl I would wish Megan Brapderson to be my bf.

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gimme a sauce plz help a nigga out

Who in the UFC has a bankai ability?

Hopefully, I confess that when Pissrael made that high pitched laugh in the post fight interview (after heeming Bob which already made me feel ill) it sent me into a seethe, I hope Yoelito heems him stiff

i've seen this video :)

Rocky Emerson and Jasmine Grey

ty bro may god bless you and your family

>yfw yelito sends genderbender to a coma

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he doesnt even watch anime. he jsut read the wikipedia page and saw some youtubes of the most popular shit. i doubt hes seen shit like planetes or even cowboy bebop

he has the sass of one

Ayy bawss, this wise guy says he ain’t payin no paypa view

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every time yoel walks in the octagon and salutes, i salute back

Hopping the fence and marching around the perimeter of the octagon before saluting is the GOAT post fight celebration

Schaub kino is up
youtube.com/watch?v=kRSQJ1STTSg

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>True story incoming

kek I remember this delicious pasta!

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yoel said khabib told him he saw him wrestle when he was 14

kek! MEE-gan bless!

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This is the thread

yoel a big fan of the art of war book

I'm tawlmbout Corona Chin you didn't bring that shit from China did you? I'll fire your ass like I did Jamawl Chin. God you're Asian as shit Chin I hope you didn't eat any bats because Corona is a beast and a protege of a disease. Potential epicdemic. I need to stock up on cdb oiawl.

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Rock and stone brothers

is it good?

My wife on the left

He cute.

SCHAUB BETTING 2000 ON ISRAEL, I REPEAT
HES BETTING MONEY ON ISRAEL

every time a fighter gets choked I cut off my own blood and oxygen supply

Pissrael fans will defend this

We already knew this over a week ago

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Pissrael saying his coach should've won coach of the year nigga do you know anything. Our netball team is garbage and beat a juiced out Australian squad it's like Iceland winning the soccer World Cup

heem huh, very nice.

stfu

I like this guy's channel.
youtu.be/XwvoNsypP-I

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Yoel is the manlet hope

Jewelsbros? LETS GO

Make me

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Shut up dude

He's 6'0"

more like 5'10''

I like this guys stuff too.

youtube.com/watch?v=GXXwdwSgcTI

time to retire and fire up the onlyfans account

yea, its pretty good, but theres no strapon if thats what you're into

Maybe UFC is being retarded, his height is around 5'8" according to Olympics but UFC says he's 6'0". So yeah you are probably right.

Why doesn't usman just go up to fight adesanya. He'd fucking destroy him. It's possibly the best championship match up he gets

Gooby for reference

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muh Nigeria, I still want to see the rematch between him and Colby though

lol

Alright heem, what were some times you lost the fight but won the story?

I miss this retard, Usman vs Colby build-up was really fun and the fight was great too, hope Masvisoi will get injured so we will get an immediate rematch in July

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unironically bektik vs elkins

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Colby should fight Chielsa as a tune up fight for him. Masidival is gonna give up that fight if he ends up in a coma.

when i was in primary school an older kid stole my football and wouldn't give it back

i eventually snapped and he was sitting down i grabbed his head and kneed him multiple times in the head then got my football back

Colby will fight Woodley next

So Adesanya probably has Staph?

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i think i heemed my left glute. Just getting over another injury and was ready to get back to training this week.

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not probably the guy had a fucking mountain on his arm

Woodley getting flushed (again) in a couple weeks

He does and Yoel is going to fucking kill the boy

It kind of makes sense but for Colby fighting Chiesa is just a waste of time. Beating N7 guy won't give him anything and he will be forced to fight someone out of Woodley and Edwards. I think he should wait for a rematch or he should fight Woodley/Edwards winner for a title shot. Chiesa vs Geoff Neal makes more sense

Colby has no choice he needs the revenue to keep his shit strong he has to fight Chielsa.

Neal will murder Chiesa to death

why this guy always looks like hes doing everything manually - blinking, smiling, even fucking staring
is there no voice inside his head?

Colby said he has some big endorsement deal coming that pays more than his purses

uhhhhh izzybros... so what do we do if the wrestling actually lands?

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If he has balls to call out Colby he should be able to challenge Neal. Honestly I think Geoff hasn't faced anyone decent yet, Perry is a fucking retard

Better Colby will fight Neal to challenge more on his standup skills this will help Colby win over Neal and one step close to Usman title.

still probably win. as long as it isnt in the first 2 rounds

Don't worry Izzy will land the Octagon Control all night

Just stand up lol

I hope Zhang wins coz jj is boring to watch now.

But we never seen her go 5 rounds so I'm kinda concerned if there's no heem by the 3rd round

>Trusting anything Colby says
He acknowledges he's a wwmeme character.

Didn't Colby died recently what are you guys talking about?

you're thinking of the black samba kolby brine

Get ready for Israel to humiliate your cowardly steroid cheat you jealous, resentful little beta males

>If you don't think stipe is an infallible God you're a Ngannou cuck
Stop this cringe fanboy shit.

It was an out fo character interview and it's clear he wasn't lying. Maybe he was exaggerating how good it is, but desu I don't care. Colbys actually pretty smart I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find a way to monetise his temporary fame. Even an analyst gig probably pays better

The Dodgers Colby Bryan died, but the ufc fighter Colby Connington is still alive b.

The fact that there's a chance izzy gets brutally merked this weekend excites me to my very core

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I respect Israel for giving Yoel the shot when he didn't have to, but he's now going to die in the octagon.

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I'm praying that the streams are stable this weekend

However unlikely.

Someone needs to take one for the team and twitch stream it

It's entirely possible.

gaaaaaaaaaay

Just put a face cam in the corner and make a big show of fucking with a controller. say you’re streaming ufc 3

retard. streams are the same every time, if you don't know by know you are gay

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already been done, caz

Romero is one of the few black guys that I actually support, he's truly a soldier of god

Some black guy did that for maymac iirc

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she should've have let it go a long time ago, very sad.

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What are the chances Khabib/Ferguson is another BT PPV fellow bongs? Khabib/Poirier was but the timezone could've played a part in that

Yoel is a white man.

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who is the biggest fuckin yokel in mma?

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5'10 is objectively the best height for combat sports

artem wins the rematch

Conor is about 5'7.5"

post the streamable
you know the one

looks like an horror movie, the killer using her face as a mask

Nah Chiesa would submit Colby from the bottom. Wrestlers don't want to fight BJJ aces

Should I start training?

When has Romero actually wrestled? He fights defensive for 20 minutes then turns it on late

kek have you seen the Maia fight? Colby didn't let him do any of his bjjew tricks. Chiesa is good but not good enough for Colby

How so? All the GOATS are lankets

No it's not. You want to be either 5'6" or 6'0" so you can cut and fight guys 2" shorter than you

youtube.com/watch?v=5yqBzgWDDFU

Xionan is such a force to mess with, her and Zhang are going to be the ultimate gatekeeping champions.

>ever wanting to be 5'6"
you sound like a 5'6" manlet

>streams are the same every time
Not since jones and Reyes

youre wrong and i didnt ask

Why does this shot always make me laugh? Am I a Cazzie?

Colby will master his standup game on Chielsa that will give Colby ton of push to make his title run again.

Talmbout staph corrys? Kids better than Jordan b

these are horrible optics for izzy

Colpey Brainiac

COLBY NO!

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name 1 why u dont' smokee

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I want to see Vick win again bros

yes

mike tyson
khabib
conor
tony
dc
yoel
jorge
59 and 5'11 are close enough

shut up

I respect my body

Ali
JJ
Fury

>canor
>yoel
>jorge
>tony
yet to prove themselves and doubtful whether they ever will
maybe tony and jorge

>5'9 and 5'11 are close enough
One is manlet status the other can pass for average height.

gsp too

I'm a different guy and they are same to me, I'm 6'0 and I don't feel tall next to a trained 5'9" guy, if he's a skinny faggot yeah

will her eye stay fucked up forever?

I smoke every day b

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latifi got robbed

And forgot to say that these Yea Forums height chart memes are really getting in your heads, around 14 percent of men are taller than 6ft in the US. 5'9" is a normal height and nobody will look down on you except some actual roasties who use men as their accessories

streamable.com/ek3tl

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>around 14 percent of men are taller than 6ft in the US

tfw mog 86% of men then factor in my muscles its 99%

I hate you so much Latifi was a literal lay and pray landing no damage fuck your opinions

youtube.com/watch?v=oQttQdTVAN8&feature=youtu.be&t=1848

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kek

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bro if you can't stop me from putting you on your back that's your problem not mine

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/02/ufc-nate-diaz-doctorate-graduation-theoretical-nuclear-physics-spring

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>“Tonight’s fight clock is brought to you by Modelo brewed with a fighting spirit, Romero is in red, Israel Adesanya is in the black and gold as befits a champion.”
>“Right away we see Israel with that stabbing kick to the thigh of Romero, something we saw Whittaker have a lot of success with in their second fight.”
>“And that's something you gotta think Israel has drilled consistently in the lead to this fight, using those long legs of his to keep Romero at range.”
>“Yeah, no question. You got a guy like Israel who—hard kick again! so many fighters rely on that teep kick now that really hyper extends the knee—a.. a fighter who has such refined, unique striking; he knows his best bet is to keep Romero at range and to prepare for that exploding style of his.”
>“OH!”
>“Oh-ho-hooo! Wow that was so scary! Romero really loading up on that right hand.”
>“Israel leaning just out of the way, seemed to have read that one from a mile off.”
>“Which is exactly where he shines, Romero is so DANGEROUS with those overhand strikes. He will throw BOMBS! but if Israel is able to keep a read on him at this distance they’re not going to present a major threat on their own. Romero’s a beast, but he needs to rely on more that that if he’s going to catch Israel.”
>“And Joe that’s something that Israel said to me during the lead up to this fight. He said ‘I know what people think of Romero, I know the kind of effect he has on these guys when they get in the cage with him—but that’s not gunna affect me! I’m gunna fight at my pace, make him work when I want him to and pick him apart until I have him right where I want him.’ And that’s what Israel is doing so far, see how Romero tries to walk him down but at any moment Israel can switch stances, switches the pace up, his lateral movement so far has been excellent and that’s what...."

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How about you try a submission or throw some strikes you shook piece of shit, you'd rather hump my leg.

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I have a job.

>“OHH! HE CLIPPED HIM!”
>“He’s hurt! He’s hurt!”
>“OOHHHH! OHH!! OH MY GOD!”
>“YOEL WITH THE HUGE BOMB—HE—ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO—”
>“OH MY GOD! YOEL THREW THAT FROM THE HIP I DON’T THINK ISRAEL EVEN SAW IT COMING”
>“No, you’re right Joe, there was no reaction by Israel he was circling towards the hand—”
>“Oh.. Oh god, somebody needs to get a doctor in there.. I.. Herb Dean is signalling for a doctor I think Israel is starting to seize..”
>“Oh no.. OH!”
>“Oh yeah, yeah take that off the shot, take that off.”
>“Joe it looked like…”
>“Yeah I don’t know what that looked like. Herb Dean is looking very concerned. Oh no, Romero—somebody needs to get security in there I don’t think Romero realises. I think he’s trying to check on Israel but..”
>“Oh no, Joe, Joe I don’t want to say anything right now but…”
>“No, I don’t think we should. I think we should just..”
>“.. Well and there you have it, it looks like Yoel Romero in his third attempt at UFC gold will finally be crowned the Middleweight king here tonight.”

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based nate got an A in physics

who's gay, the guy humping or the guy getting humped and not stopping it k that's what I thought

>At the University of California
>Implying there is one University of California
2/10

>absolute state of American higher education

I can’t not hear the sodomy of yamcha outtake in this stuff anymore

Remind me why Romero gets a title shot instead of Costa if he lost to Costa?

he a drawl b

Costa injured

i'm not surprised honestly, the diaz brothers are smart guys

die caz

>cazzie asks the same question that's been asked 500 times already

>ppv nears
>cazzies shit up the general
like clockwork

Has anyone ever watched UFC with friends? How is it compared to being alone and on heem? My friend invited me over to watch the fights this weekend but I'm not sure if I want to go, I've only ever watched these alone and on heem.

I'm not a cazzie B, I just forgot

Remind me why Romero gets a title shot instead of Costa if he lost to Costa?

I'm a turbo heem autist (to the point that I post regular fanfics before most PPVs) and my friends are just regular cazzies who used to watch back when it was on FuelTV here. So yeah... it's kinda hard for me to enjoy it socially.

Come on, who is going to get your obscure inside jokes? Us or some normies? When you scream "HEEEEM" when a can gets crushed, do you think they'll join you or just look at you with bewilderment?

downloading that david goggibs book finna boutta change my life brehs

I watch with a buddy online, we usually talk using Mumble. Sucks when he doesn't watch but then I just shitpost on Yea Forums with y'all

plus I have 1 annoying friend who always says he could beat the flyweights and bantamweights because he weighs like 95kg and once he even suggest he could beat conor mcgregor, by implying dana white would beat conor mcgregor if he ever crossed the line during a face off.

High life

comfy if they are invested, tedious if they are cazzies
>they are hugging now
>he's going for the subm-
>this is boring
>...
>it ended?
it's like watching a movie with a woman

>it's like watching a movie with a woman
that's a perfect analogy

pretty much this
it's just annoying if they are cazzies and a good time if they are invested

I used to go round my brothers to watch the big UFC PPVs, we got in an argument over who won Romero/Costa and now I don't speak to him anymore

basado

bros wtf.....

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Schaub has 2000 on Pissrael
We got this Yoelbros

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khabib is fucked
instagram.com/p/B9GiZDHnB_A/

>plant emoji

Is he a vegan?

Hoping Yoel wins so we can see some "journalists" sperg out about how he said some bad shit about fag marriage years ago.

UH OH KHABIB BROS

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Tony is weird even for us autists on Yea Forums

Speak for yourself normie.

Tony has no way of winning

I think Tony will eyepoke Khabib and Khabib will chimp out and win with gnp

If those UFC security guards can pick Conor up like a child and just carry him away I don't think it's impossible.

Khabibros I don't feel so good..

I was doubting Tony but this brings me relief

That's because Tony is legitimately mentally ill and it's a complete farce that any commission lets him fight and receive further brain trauma.
attacktheback.com/a-detailed-timeline-on-tony-fergusons-mental-health/

>the virgin does the same old exercise routines everyday vs The Chad Makes Up His Own Fucking Exercises To Confuse The Muscles
Based Tony continuing to confuse his muscles in honor of Rich Piano.

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>muh mental health
I just want spice. Tony delivers.

>yelling and swearing at your wife is a sign of mental illness
imagine believing this

this is funny, I'm starting to like Tony more and more

so how will khabib wrestle against him?

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he honestly has nothing else

I feel like most if not all of this was just banter/misinterpreted

is there any way other than Dana' sent doctor stoppage that Tony can win?

The "OK" always makes me laugh

lets fucking go

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youtube.com/watch?v=659IsbchrWQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Hvtx9pvo1Ow

Watch these carefully.

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choke
eddie confirmed it

Have some faith my irish friend

>tfw an autist replies to your obvious shitpost seriously

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>Tony performs a hindolutine on the first takedown and wins sub in the first
I want to believe.

oops I responded to the spammer
should have known

you said costa. right?
be very careful or your heempass is revoked

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im telling you, madsen is the one to beat khabib

Of course

Should I do this or just back Romero by KO/TKO? There's no way he'll win on points right?

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They'll probably never fight unfortunately.

isreal has fucking disgusting staph, gross dirty nigger

Fine way to describe a booty scratcher

and the worst time for it too
he also said hes gonna rub it on yoel, god what an unlikable prick

talmbout trawling for crawlfishes?

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why? does he have a fight coming up

khabib will win insha'Allah, he has God on his side
meanwhile Tony only has beaners and Yea Forums incel virgins on his side

khabib worships saturn, butthead

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i just assume every american post is made by a tony-tier goblino mutt
ears sticking out, fat as fuck, warts and pimples everywhere

you can imagine whatever you want, saturn worshipper

ok
now stop replying to me bean-munching, wall-hopping spic

hard cope, saturn worshipper

>t. fugee

khabib is a Munafiq using islam as a tool
no proper muslim will ever step into a ring and none did so far
punching people for money to please kāfirs is haram

what build should I go with for the next league in poe if diego sanchez is my favorite fighter

P4P goat poster? The only other one that might be able to compete is the HEEM DAY poster

He's even less likeable than Poosman

>pidorashka's first islam lessons
please go back to st pidorsburg
leave kazakhstan for kazakhs

this one

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it might literally be the worst poster of all time, you can barely see the challengers

I wish Till Cannonier didn't fall through bros that made 248 a stacked card. Now it's just a good card.

Cringe

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cringe

The heem day poster wasn't good.

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THIS is the poster

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they have that coronavirus mentality

NOOOOOOO NO THE MARGININOS YOU CANT JUST CROP THE RED BACKGROUND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anyone have the Pride openweight GP poster with all the sperm trying to swim in the egg

*crack* *sip* ahhhh... now that was a poster

god i miss goldie bros

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Just took a double take on Tony's record, it's full of fucking cans. Only recent guy who wasn't completely flushed at the time was Lee and he's still garbage. Anyone else seeing this?

C-checked

seethe

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no one else could say corn nuts with such enthusiasm

breaking news in australia: water is wet

Edson wasn’t flushed when tony fought him. people act like Edson is shit just because he’s a gatekeeper to the elite

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Chinese athletes are clean nothing to see here
>npr.org/2020/02/28/810331548/champion-chinese-swimmer-sun-yang-gets-8-year-ban-for-doping

Why did GSP poison Nick bros? Couldn't support GSP after that. Poisoning your opponent is too far.

HEEEEEEEEEEMMM

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>npr

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Can't wait to see based natty Zhang decapitate chinlet Joanna

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Everyone's on steroids anyway.

if you're not cheating you're not trying enough hard

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now that's a poster

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Literally making the exact same bet tomorrow

Sorry, meant romero to win not TKO/KO, but also $100

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The first result was cnn then some China news site then the guardian then npr and I got tired of looking for a better site for the same story and went with npr. It's tawlf b.

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streamable.com/zmmgf

do pathetic beta irish really do this?

>Meisha vs Ronda

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Paulo ''The american hero'' Costa. Really tryna cash in on the opportunity to gain fans from izzy haters. Remember to stay salty, Robert Shittaker fags.

HURR DURR BUT HE HAVE BIG MUSCLE THO

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Swedespammer is back

Yoel is a shit tier can with little to no technical striking ability coming off a loss and he's going to get his ass beaten for 25 straight minutes. You may seethe if you wish, but it's undeniable.

They heemed her eye wonky?

>instagram.com/p/B9GiZDHnB_A/
>cant mute
>cant change sound
>cant fastforward

So instagram is just vine?

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>he's still tilted after 5 months

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Costa always seems so sensitive every time israel does something that could be considered even slightly sensitive. Oddly,, he sees no problem in calling izzy a 'pussy african'. Cringeworthy ploy by costa to gain fans from 'woke people' and fattass burgerlandians who refuse to take any jokes that don't hate on everyone else.

another demented challenger appears

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>judging an world class wrestler by their striking

>burgerlandians
How dare you slander our people and stereotype us? Can't wait to heem you you dirty swedish whore.

To many cartoons

Dumb swede, americans love a good work, we think it's double based. You'd know this if you cooled it with the steroid usage.

fer shur b kabeebs flushed needs to hit the pads

Nurmagotaptap.

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t.Luke

>the soldier of God is fighting Israel
Seems familiar

>couldn't hold down a flushed chris weidman for more than 5 seconds.

Yeah, right

You better catch a ban for that!
Salty fags gave me a month for this.

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>some stick insect african and chris weidmen are in any way comparable in strength.

If yoel laid ontop of him israel would die of starvation

There is no path to victory for Yoel. His wild swings and knees don't mean squat for an Israel Adesanya that keeps distance like he did against Whitaker. Even if he manages to get in on a TD (something he rarely does), Israel has pretty decent TDD.

I can't see him winning.

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>chinkposter
>hot take
Pottery

>Kevins wrestling is too good, he's gonna smash izzy
>Brads wrestling is too good, he's gonna smash izzy
>Brunsons wrestling is too good, he's gonna smash izzy
>Roberts wrestling is too good, he's gonna smash izzy

I literally saw every single one of these comments on heem and sherdog

People really seem to think that it's still ufc 1 and that people can't learn to adapt to different styles of fighting.

>>Roberts wrestling is too good, he's gonna smash izzy
No one said this.

So Tony is going to beat Khabib because he's more dynamic and khabib can basically only wrestle?

Khabib can't 'just wrestle'. He has dynamic striking, world class grappling and a currently unsolvable style of fence fighting

>dynamic striking

So what you're saying is, khabib can only wrestle

>dynamic striking

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Isn't it wild that I could heem Henry Cejudo but he gets to be champ and I don't?

just cut down b
cut a leg

Bro everyone has that one ugly lanklet friend who thinks he can heem 125-145ers. It's a major cope; none of those uggos who talk that kind of shit can fight.

Cazzies don't realize...

Watch ''khabib underrated striking''. He dodged conors bombs for a whole round and dropped him. That would be like conor taking down khabib

If the average person went through a training camp they could definitely beat a flyweight.

No it would be like Conor tying up khabib in half guard which he actually did do for some periods of time.

i'm thinking kebab loses to tony on purpose in order to avoid the conor rematch

Average cunts on the couch wouldn’t though, that’s the point.

Yes and no. If it's a standup flyweight then yes, due to puncher's chance. If it's a grappling based flyweight then no, because some cazzie learning how to throw combos for a year isn't gonna stop figure out the grind these professional manlet fighters have.

why dont mma fighters take showers

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you mean black people

kinda scary actually. like how fucked does your mind have to be to rip your house apart because you think theres cameras in your walls. imagine suddenly having no familiarity and not recognizing your wife/gf or anyone close for that matter. thats dangerous.

I feel like everyone just kinda skipped over it, he fought cowboy a few months later I think.

>goes out into the backyard carrying his son in the middle of the night during a downpour and jumps over several fences never to be seen for several hours

pretty based i’ll be honest

>go to 248
>try and find yoel before he enters building
>wait until he walks past
>call him n word or say there is no god
>let him fill with rage
>he channels it into israel's face
>get to feel like you helped destroy israel

>trips
>checked
>based as fuck

Carrying son off in night confirmed based

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Tony takes his son to narnia for an evening and people are saying he's a bad father? smdh

Bisping vs Rockhold I

What the fuck is a stylebender

Is there a lot of buzz in NZ about the fight or do you guys not care?

he tucks it back

the details didnt come out until quite a bit later i think, dana just called it "personal issues"

People either know a lot about UFC or nothing. Very little inbetween. Like, they've maybe heard of Conor McGregor and that's it, but don't really know much about him

You guys seem to have a lot more interest in your champs, especially Whittaker. People here only cared about Adesanya because he won, but they wouldn't have even watched the fight

BREAKING NEWS: Conor McGregor and Justin Gaycheese is now a done deal!

Sources: Bret "Dana's Fucktoy" OkoBLOWtoy

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The article linked is from before the Cowboy fight brainlet.

It’s from avatar

based retard

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Me on the left.

>Yoel wins
>Tony wins

We're back in the right timeline bros

youtu.be/90_kGtTU_VQ?t=86

>i never call in sick

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY MENTALLY RETARDED BROS

doesn't matter dana explained away tony's inactivity as "personal issues" when it was relevant and nobody knew what was really going on. details were slower to emerge, less people paid attention and even then people just memed them

>Conor wins
>Diego wins
>Jon wins

Damn right! Glad to be back in the same time line with the /heem/ bros!

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still amazing that Whittaker got dropped like a sack of potatoes so easily

It was a work

yeah it definitely worked for Israel

whats amazing is how shit brazil is at mma despite inventing bjj and having 50 billion people

Schaub solved bjj.

looks like there's a mad maori itt

bros......wtf ?!

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Paulo is the uncrowned champ. He will walk through those pot shots and break Israel.

Adesanya has to get through Romero first, i seriously hope we get a Natty Bowl 2

>puts you in haka control

Romero is an easy matchup for adesanya.

nth for my waifu about to punch an emaciated retard's head in

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wtf he just won the story

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>absolutely dripping

>dirty kiwi

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based

Tony bless

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isnt this zoomer like 40 years old

anyone got webms of the xiaonan fight?

fuckin hate those fuckers
theyre also the reason i never go to /cric/, absolutely shit tier posters

please watch our sport

same with australians btw

COSTA BLESS COSTA

new zealanders ruined cric their blowies from when they made the world cup final and got demolished by us

thier a backwards people

we're not here to take part, we're here to take down-under

stop with this falseflag shit, we love kiwis here unless they're on izzy's team.

go back to holland Daan

do we though?

this, is based

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yes, in non-pozzed brisbane

volkanovski is on izzy's team

this mong should stop talking shit. she beat the worst champion in the UFC

lol

She's literally a bigger stronger Kowalkiewicz. Not much else.

im starting to really hate him

what did he mean by this?
she's going to go up and batter memechenko

Mizuki needs to stay at 125, for various reasons

stfu your pet nigger's days are numbered

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Hes trying to say;
Fill in the blank, me vs A___
And the answer isn't Africa, it's adesanya, who he considers a pussy.

Brisbane is literal heaven. Stayed there and noosa once. Got to see Steve irwin while he was alive
Cringe

imagine...a-level athletes in MMA..

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My wife Felicia Spenser is so cute

why doesn't yoel just wrestle his opponents i think he never transitioned to mma wrestling

wrestling is an even bigger meme

zero ground control
it's not that important in freestyle wrestling

run it straight cunt

wrestling is superior to mma in every single way
>better sport
>better athletes

I still don't get it
what the fuck does A_ stand for?

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A Schaub h8r

The King without a crown

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still don't get it
anyway i'm bored, anyone want me to make some of these corona suit maymays for them?
post a pic and i'll make it

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i will really kill you.

boxingforum24.com/threads/to-be-fair-tyson-fury-would-be-an-average-boxer.645321/

To people who disagree with this, surely you can't use Jones reach against him otherwise that would make you a hypocrite. Struve had an insane reach too but he was a circus freak journeyman.

Youre acting like ground control isn't a massively small and simple part of ground game most people can pick up easily. He literally has the hardest part down.

Can you do yoel or baranchina in a suit and izzy with his aids arm outside of it

>undefeated technical striker vs walking punching bag
literally free money

I want Yoel to win the title and retire so bad lads... I would like a rematch with Costa cause I think he beats him in a 5 rounder, but yeah, this is Yoel's last chance for the title.

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If gastellum couldn't do it there's no way yoel can

as of today, Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov is still undefeated

Schaub in a suit surrounded by h8r coronavirus infected homeless cats

Imagine being invested in the life of another man like this lmao

this post will end in identical numbers i think

>wanting someone to win a sports match is the same as being invested in them

the syndrome with a down

fucking based
drumpftards seething
fascists seething
libtards seething

Ok fellas Jon vs DC or Khabib vs Tony which fight is more high level.

tony and khabib cause its both fighters in their weight class

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Jones vs DC
but Khabib vs Tony is the next best thing

you forgot mine
here

but what makes this fight more exciting is that they're roughly the same size
jones vs DC was a fat MW fighting an anorexic HW

Sorry castro, no reoccurring integers

>castro not castrol
>887
Fuming

>genderbender

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lads im calling it now

romero by doctor stoppage

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#9sforSchaub

I’m starting to realize Joanna is going to lose to Zhang by stoppage

delete this.

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Khabib trash talk is underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=VY-n6DqVodk

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lol no, zhang beating Andrade look impressive because Andrade is a fucking can

Negative Words,.. They Fuel Me,.. Tell Me I’m Not Good Enough,.. Tell Me That I Can’t Do It,.. Tell Me I’m Doing It Wrong & I’ll Continue To Show You Over, And Over Again That I Can. MyMF’n Mat Champ Shit Only™ # SilenceTheCritics # DarceKnightRises -CSO-

andrade is the strongerest straw weight and /our girl/ zhang ate her power shots then rattled andrade's brain in 40 seconds

I used to be just like you, I thought Zhang got lucky that Andrade wanted to clinch. Then I rewatched other Zhang fights. Joanna is a can. She went Hollywood. She’s surrounded by yes women giving her lotion to rub on his implants for a cheap buck. That’s not a fighter. DC tried that lifestyle and it doesn’t work.

ZHANG TKO R3

Rewatch the Gastelum fight and think again

that was a flushed alcoholic conor lmao

tony time

Aside from CHAMP SHIT, what other SHIT is preferred ?

CHAMP SHIT ONLY

>5'6

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Ok /heem/ has Jones' return since 2018 hurt or helped his legacy? I remember him saying at the end of 2019 he will be the undisputed GOAT but his "wins" over Santos and Reyes just muddied the water.

On one hand he surpassed GSP's title defenses and is beating the new generation of fighters.

On the other he still hasn't moved up to HW, arguably lost his last two, and he undoubtedly looks worse since he isn't pulsing anymore.

Did his return make him look mortal and like a sham this entire time that just used PEDS or is he adding to his legacy by still fighting even if his wins are controversial?

AKA is a joke. The clown college of MMA

he's shit

shart gang or dont bang

Both

>muddied the water
>won every fight and is still undefeated

Yes but is he more dominant than GSP was/is as the lineal MW champion

>>won every fight

I think he is Cormier's apprentice, what is the reasoning behind being a fat manlet in a division that is too heavy for you?

Food tastes too good and CTE looks cool

Shabazyan/Bumson was great too. Card went from a solid 8 to a 6

GSP actually lost

I feel like if Jones never returned or remained banned after koing DC he'd probably be mythicized more. Prior to his lackluster performances the past year he would probably have been the favorite against Stipe at HW, now I feel Stipe is def the favorite in that fight. Plus lots of people used to think he could beat Fedor.

>muh 12 6 elbow meme

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Against 2 guys he wound up destroying in rematches, unless you're talking about the Hendricks fight, in which case, I agree. But Jones lost to Reyes just as clearly.

omalley is gonna miss weight. is there anywhere that i can bet money on him missing weight?

I really hope he gets dominated by whatever can they be feeding him

he means Dominick

Ultimate cope

People were aware months before the fight

hhhhhhem

go for jesus

hes actually this delusional like its not even an act. you can see the insanity on his face. albeit the type of insanity that will win him the rematch along with the story.

youtu.be/en-lWUxhcuw?t=10

this is exactly what it reminds me of. just nonsense rambling. hes cracked

He literally thinks it makes any difference. Look at all of Khabibs opponents that were focused and determined. They all got owned anyway. Another cazzie who thinks that beating Cerrone at WW means that you can swing with the LW GOAT. Conor got absolutely dominated and it would be marginally better if they rematched.
Khabib on McGregor vs Cerrone: 'It's a well-organized circus youtube.com watch v=U8LrJeyfCB0

helped
In the short term people will say hurt, but in the
not so distant future looking back people will just see the wins, and his number of title defences and the close fights won't really matter because he's still the champ. Plus if he goes out and decisively beats Reyes in a rematch, and Santos, the close fights basically go away

Hot take: Donald Cerrone was always a can

jonny did it first twitter.com/jonnybones/status/1198508921192767488?lang=en

In a perfect world Joanna is gonna get the jump on Weili and then we'll get the Joanna Rose trilogy maybe in the same card of the Stipe Cormier trilogy

Yeah but we're in our world, and joanna and yoel are getting knocked stiff this card.