/nba/ general - BROSHIP edition

IND: Aaron Holiday to start for injured Oladipo
SA: Aldridge (shoulder) unlikely to play Tuesday
SA: Drew Eubanks to start for injured Aldridge
DAL: Luka Doncic (thumb) will play on Monday
DAL: Seth Curry (lower back) ruled out for Monday
ATL: Cam Reddish (back) out, Fernando to start
CHI: Boylen says that Lauri Markkanen is 'close'
CHI: Denzel Valentine starting for LaVine (quad)

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First for Rockets winning da chip.

Fuck anime

explain

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they both will pull away in the 2nd half

who /cavsandjazz/ here?

Let's go heat, beat the bucks.

my rockshits

pretty important matchup rn, the battle for Allen Iverson's son title is on the line.

Who takes it?

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Neither plays like Iverson though

neither. Morant is too high IQ and trae is a curry clone

>JR
>JAVALE
THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR
GUYS I CANT WAIT TO SUPPORT MY LAKERS IN THE PLAYOFFS

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plz link to stream website user-kun

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arent you a celtics fan? or are you bandwagoning?

James Sharten's gf busted out the strapon and made his ass bowlegged

anyone else seeing this miami 80s throwback? pretty nice desu

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thanks laddy

Im a Laker fan since 00s

I'm happy that josh jackson is turning himself into a player. All he needed to do was get the fuck out of phoenix

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Olynyk just killed lopez

where my breakfast defectors at?

Right here my ozzie bro

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Tim Hardaway Jr. is gonna be fun to watch

Anyone got the Kobe crash pics?

I keep seeing stories about them but haven't seen them

Olynyk is too good for Miami, he's gone.

>bulls without lavine
they might not score 50

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>down ten to the knicks
The fuck

what with these retarded camera angles

>ynr bill simmons making fun of the iggy trade

Damn, that dunk was extremely disrespectful

give me one reason 1v8 matchups should still exist

Miami is killing it from 3. They usually shoot this well from behind the arc?

really emphasizes the gap between good teams and bad teams. Also gives young teams a chance to take their lumps

Where are the kobr pics

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>divincezo and bench warmers carrying YANNUS

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>rockets
>trash
pick 2

Will this years title be an *asterisk title for whoever wins it?

>LeBronThinking.jpg

no, itll be the first asterisk-free finals in 4 years

lmao, literally nothing happening and trae just loses the ball, no one was even trying to go on him

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>kncisk

scheduled loss for my buckies desu but hanging in there

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Imagine thinking James Hardon is a top 10 player desu I would kill myself if I thought that

having a good night from 3 is literally (and i mean literally) the only way to beat the bucks, every loss of theirs has been because the team shot well from 3

LMAO GOING OUT LIKE OAKLEY LOOL.

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, THIS FRANCHISE IS OUT OF CONTROL.

>18 pts
>12 FT

imagine being one of those retards saying the rockets will win the ring after every win

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I would talk shit about the cockshits but I have no confidence in the knicks

How is this real life?

oh no no no no

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giannis always plays like ass vs miami
idk why

>being down 15 to the knicks
they've already spiritually lost

has spike publicly criticized the knicks? SAS is next.

heat can match them up

the heat have size and skill
the pissedons were a waste of a playoff spot last year

bucks getting fucked by jae crowder shit
if bucks win tho with giannis playing like ass on a b2b then east might as well just cancel themselves cause shits over

better starters, playoff level defense prevents Giannis from getting to the rim which is why they are so desperate for 3pt shooters, and not to mention really all you have to do is prevent fastbreaks and slow the game to halfcourt and he loses just like he did last year.

Cockshits are getting btfo by the knickerbockers

>

why did the rockets trade for a point guard who can't shoot

Will this be the nail in the coffin for the knicks?

what the actual fuck? barrett didn't even touch him

>get chased down on fast break
>lean forward in the air with no contact
>foul called because someone was in your general area
This league sucks.

I've been trying to get into NBA and understand most of it by now. What I don't understand are the games now...why are Knicks playing the rockets? Even if the Knicks win they are out of the playoffs right? So what is the point of this game

Each team plays the other 29 2-4 times

$$$

>gimme yo equity white boi

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Just to practice? Or to get into the playoff mood? Why would the rockets play their best players and not just rest them for this game? I honestly don't understand and am trying to learn.

season is scheduled before it even starts. We're seeing a scheduled game that was planned months ago. that and this. You're going to hear this a lot if you continue to follow basketball, "basketball is a business". Don't fall to deep user.

He has been shooting lights out from 3 after that trade which has been weird

Seeding for the other teams

parity, makes sure fans get to atleast see their team matchup with everyone atleast twice.

Yeah its over, but the season isn't over. You can't just stop playing because you can't make the playoffs, it just pisses off the fanbase.

desu, its just stat padding at this point but as you can see in the crowd people still show up. So at the very least put on a show for them and remind them why you deserve to get signed again when your contract expires.

btw the knicks havent made the playoffs in a decade, so whats the point of them existing?

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Ok so it is a non-consequental game. Sort of like a friendly? I guess it's a contractual reason why the best players would play. Hmmm thank you for the answers peeps

90% of the season is friendly desu, NBA is full of the most shortsighted people ever. they only care when the games on a national broadcast.

Because of Seeding. Teams want home court in the playoffs for avoid too much travel and have monentum. Not to mention trying to avoid teams early in the playoffs. . Rockets losing too many games would put them in a lower seed and forcing them to face a tougher opponent earlier in the playoffs

all the games technically count but in terms of practical impact might not be important

Cheers m8's. I now understand.

money

keep watching and you'll get it. Just don't listen to anything anyone from Boston or Philly says or posts, they're the most ignorant fan-bases.

The Rockets are still battling for playoff seeding so it's in their interest to finish the season strong. For example, they could just stand pat and finish in the 4-5 seed but that wouldn't give them home court advantage in the second round. If they finish the season strong and take the 2nd seed that would give them home court potentially through the entire playoffs (depends who they face).


The Knicks have no real incentive to win games though, in fact they should probably tank for a better draft pick. But the players don't care about draft picks so they will actually try to win the game.

Each team plays 82 games. Teams in the same conference (east/west) will play each other 3-4 times. Teams will play cross conference 2 times (one home and one away for the most part). This is a completely arbitrary number of games which makes a lot of regular season games meaningless.

dis nigga from hungary dumb lmao

you can tell no celebrities who show up to basketball games actually care about this horrible league, i feel bad for them

Thank you brotha. Makes more sense now. I will google the rest of the details about seeding functions.

Nah, I just rarely have the opportunity to stay up till 3am to watch a game. Football has lost its spark for me. Just trying to enjoy a new sport

except for drake maybe

they still use rupees for currency give them a break

spike lee has been looking sad courtside for like 40 years when he otherwise has nothing to be sad about

Testver where do I look up bus/train schedule
I need to get from szeged to bpest?

Kristen Ledlow

My fuggin New York Niggerbockers are blowing this shit bros????

finally a good post

DUNCAN ROBINSONNN

NBA is good for sept-april but mostly just to watch in the background unless the games have a good storyline to them.

IMO you should try MMA/UFC it goes on year round, usually a event every saturday, and who doesnt love to see two people try to knock eachother out

how hard is it to give mitch the ball instead of letting trash-ass niggalina shoot stepbacks

>boxing is more entertaining

also >menwrestlingisnotsport

He's just trash talking you. That's how it goes in /nba/

ja is making trae his bitch

watching the heat blow games 24/7 isnt a sport but its allowed here anyways

heat shoulda went for it and traded for cp3 or westbrook when they had the chance...

Use omio for English website. Gives you prices and times.

How can my Hawksies not be as terrible as they are?

I didnt say boxing or wrestling dipshit I said MMA. I'm not saying they are the best athletes in the world, but for excitement value I think UFC gets the blood pumping more than a saturday night NBA game. NBA is only really intense during the playoffs.

as a casual fan you aint watching all the games. I watch NBA all day but thats because I love the game itself.

fire lloyd "nigger" pierce

di vicenzo is a cute

holy shit bros... are my Knicks, dare i say it, LEGIT?

lmfao giannis is a fraud

giannis just got bodied

Giannis getting MOGGED by Bam right now

if they don't stop with all these dumbass camera angles. Save that shit for the fucking hornets

>I think UFC gets the blood pumping more than a saturday night NBA game. NBA is only really intense during the playoffs.

>as a casual fan you aint watching all the games. I watch NBA all day but thats because I love the game itself.

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heat taking that ass right now

>implying I was talking about mma

I am sorry I dont want to watch too men lying on the ground all day

Giannis needs more help

yeah they're nailing it tonight

he will get more help in miami in the summer of 2021

lol BTFO

They’re a top 5 3pt shooting team. They just came out of a shooting slump (Herro and Leonard have been out too)

Confirmed the cucks will be destroyed next season when the king returns

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>Dragic

Did Luka transfer his soul to Goran for the night?

Milcuckee getting exposed hard.

naw you just prefer that they hug and kiss after the game faggot.

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Curry already peaked years ago now he's only a #2 option. He'll be begging for Giannis to come be the Warriors #1 option soon.

>we don't need a cent-

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>this happens one every 20 fights

is James Butler balding?

getting exposed by a team shooting over 50% from 3P? ok lol

westbrook is the alpha

holy shit westbrook killed that nigga

>2 hours of people fighting = 5-6 fights
vs
>2 hours of your sub .500 team struggling to score against trash mfers like plumlee

>sharten

I wasnt even debating this right now.

plumlee isnt even bad fuck you

HARDEN YOU FUCKING BITCH

so your team is sub .500

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>struggling to score against trash mfers like plumlee
all the plumlee bros have been in the NBA, have you? rekt.

Give it to Russ and get out of the way

god damn it bam make your free throws

I will take any game watching zion over 80% of mma fights

damn I feel sorry for westbrook he will never win a ring because he played the majority of his career with cucked teammates (durant, harden)

>Heat not tanking to 8th seed and do the league a favor by upsetting bucks in 1st round

>my heat has home court advantage

atleast I actually do the job I get paid to do, because I don't think they signed plumlee to get scored on and play like ass.

actually like the heat this year so good luck

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rigged

which plumlee are you talking about? There's a plumlee currently on #2 seed in the west.

time to bring in jimmy spo

MAX MY BLACK ASS WHITE BOIII

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talking shit like plumlee is the reason this team is at the 2nd seed. He's just Jokic's glorified towel boy.

Julius randle will never be a starter on a team that does any kind of winning

REFBALL

lol nba cant let bam bully giannis

>CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK >CHIMPBRICK

>westbrick

if you watched him you'd know hes a decent backup center nigger

this idiot really wanted 60mil for 3 years from the los angeles lakers

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Russ couldn't do it. Too hard with 4 seconds left. I still blame that bum sharten missing an easy ass layup

Can't win them all. My rocket will bounce back

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>westbrick

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>locked up by bam ademanlet

Giannis is a fraud

>hating on based plumlee
>hating on a center

smells like a philly fan.

a decent backup is like saying hes the highest quality of dollar store toilet paper

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t. team who doesnt have a decent backup center

How in the almighty fuck do you lose to the Knicks?

>losing to the knicks

what a fraud team

Holy fuck these refs in the heat game are terrible.

>cockshits

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>you now know Westbrick is averaging a career high in FG% at age 31

Who woulda thunk the Cockshits' deluxe memechuckball would unleash this

Daily reminder that the Lakers' worst loss was against an 8th seed. Just sayin.

knicks got lucky, we will be back stronger than ever

>checks box score

did houston really just lose to NY?! LMAO

>memphis commentators say the rockets clearly need a curfew

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Too bad it drained Harden of every skill he has besides flopping and free throws

yup another early playoff exit for the bucks

Miami is such a fun team to watch

pissed off houston fan detected

Turns out you have to play physical with the cockshits to win my celties could learn a thing or two from the knickerbockers :)

lol your team hasn't made it out the 2nd round since 2009 so just sit down kid and slurp that 1st round exit like yall usually do

ouch my balls

>refball and season worse shooting night
the heat are still frauds

Bucks can't buy a 3 this game.

yannis is GONE

lol we beat milwaukee earlier in the season at milwaukee. We playing with out our starting center and key role player. not frauds

>refball
>giannis fouling on every play

>GiannAIDS

*exposes allstar starter*

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Still gonna get bounced in the first round by the Celtics or Raptors. Can't expect to shoot almost 50% from 3 consistently.

Witnessed

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>bawston
>craptors

LMAOOO such fraud teams especially bawston

you guys shouldn't beat yannis that badly now there's less of a chance he signs with heat because his ego is yuge

>NOOOOOOOO WHY CANT I JUST RUN AND PUSH OVER SUB .500 TEAMS EVERY GAME

fraud

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kaload literally killed my spursies. the future was so bright spursbros. he was the perfect heir to duncan's throne. god damnit.

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Which teams aren't fraudulent?

my heaties held the buckies to

everyone but the raptors fanbase

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>only respond here if you undefeated against the bucks this year

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clips when they try

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My based celtics

my lakies :)

Literally only the Lakers

ja morant is ugly

>Blazies out of playoffs spot

what went wrong

Reminder that giannis, coach bud, and the bucks are frauds and will not make it past the 2nd round this year. They would honestly have a better shot if they dropped to the 2 seed but too bad they think regular season matters.

Hes coming home (boston) bro

BUT MAH WHITESIDE EMPTY STATS

How do you lose to the fucking Knicks?

they're frauds.

my slingsies :)

>bench giannis in the 4th every game the whole season because he blows them out
>people actually expect this type of performance to mirror exactly the same way in the playoffs
>Giannis ends up not being able to close games because playoff defense wont let him in the paint and he will be forced to make plays off the rest of his team (which he can't do)
>his team who just gets to sit back and watch him drop 40+ pts 15+ rebounds a night will somehow become championship level roleplayers

it really is baffling that fans can't even grasp this concept

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the rockets are frauds.

RJ was unleashed. He's coming for that rookie of the year award over Zion and Ja

lillard went full retard stat padding 50 point games that he had a career ending injury

whiteside is trash and tries to fight any center who outplays him, melo is overrated, mccollum... idk man hes great one day and trash the next he has no motivation, and without lillard busting his ass to get points on the board they have no clue wtf to do.

we got keef
we gon get waiters
the chip is ours

>melo is overrated

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I'm going to laugh when they blow through the playoffs en route to the finals.

WEEDMAN WAITERS GUNNA REALLY CHANGE THIS TEAM

Its amazing people unironically think he is the mvp. This year and last year.

dis

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ok harden nig

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Who's going to stop them? The only teams that have beaten them this year have shot 45%+ from 3. What team is going to do that for 4 games?

>the timberwolves

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>What team is going to do that for 4 games?

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>losing to the bulce

>mfw clippies will actually win it all

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>My Heatles blowing the FUCK out of the cucks

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So you're admitting they will make it to the finals?

why his bottom lip so big and bright

>team that beat the Bucks twice
Heat

>teams that beat the Bucks
Celtics
Jazz
Mavericks
76ers
Spurs
Nuggets
Pacers

>postseason teams that haven't beaten the Bucks yet
Rockets
Raptors
Clippers
Pacers
Lakers

>postseason teams that the Bucks beat twice or more
Raptors
Clippers
76ers
Pacers

I bet the bucks go 6 rounds vs kawhiless raptors this year no matter 1st round or ECF. BECAUSE THEY PLAY REAL BASKETBALL

stop letting that faggot KAT run people out of town and get him to play defense

What does "in the cut" mean? I hear Urban people say it all the time but I have no idea what it means.

there's a fucking pimple on the tip of my nose and i have a date tomorrow just kill me

Ontario should be carpetnuked

Thats a bullshit stat stop talking

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They still have the best record against teams above .500

homebase, your spot, the place to be!

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why are clips posters so fucking cringe
i swear it wasn't like this a few years ago

my knickies won tonight

>>postseason teams that haven't beaten the Bucks yet
>clippers

>>postseason teams that the Bucks beat twice or more
>Clippers

???????

shake milton is cute bros :)

pull up

>Rockets lost
>Bucks Lost
>Now Mavs about to be dabbed on
wew

nevermind, didn't read that post correctly. carry on.

(You) mad

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>raptors
>first round

You're so retarded you don't even know how seeding works.

it makes perfect sense anonkun

you know i'm right

...

my celties will be upgraded to first tier soon :)

ur so retarded you actually think I care about the seeding in the LEAST coast confrence

Courtney Lee curse strikes again, if he plays more than 5 minutes its an automatic loss

also, kill anyone who lives on the west coast

90% of them are just Kawhi fanboys

coby white is a great player but I hate his smug ass face, i just want to punch it

>losing to the fucking Pacers

Spursbros... how do we fix this shit?

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Luka getting double teamed

mavs btfo

Can we cancel China, especially with all the Coronavirus going around?

Bring Tim out of retirement...

*blocks your path*
bonjour russ

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GIANNIS NEEDS MALCOLM BROGDON, JEREMY LAMB, MALIK MONK

I hate that baby faced fuck like you wouldn't believe.

quintessentially french

Giannis needs KAT

Based

hon hon hon je vais mettre les clamps sur vous

Can Doncic, Porzingis, Jokic, and a prime Dragic win a title in today's league?

Frogman is elite defensively

Doesnt matter. Silver will never allow that to happen lmao.

DOUBLE TEAM LUKA AND IT'S A SURE WIN AGAINST MAVS.

your defense is gunna be absolute shit. You'd get killed on the fastbreak aswell.

the Mavs are actually ass

who the fuck is luka

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forget to mention the capspace nightmare that would be. Your bench would be ass

Luka just gave up lmao.

This is Coby White's team now Zach needs to go :)

LaVine is a fucking fraud

Kleber is so fucking bad why wont they trade his sorry ass

A faggot ref babby. Manufactured star just like Giannis and harden

Listening too Taylor Swift right now.

he's elite on defense and a walking bucket.

this

Based Bulls trying to protect the draft position

Why lie?

I fucking hope the Knicks can get their act together with their new FO. Wishing bulls success too. I need a 90s style bloodbath gauntlet featuring the heat Knicks pacers bulls and Celtics. Bucks Raptors Magic and Nets are gay

BASED

huh/?

how is Thaddeus Young still in the league

put some respec on his name

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Basado

My mavsies suck dick :(

how many black dicks you guys think rachel nichols has sucked over the years?

At least my raptor aren't the only frauds :)

Shake Milton is the next Lebron

Sunday 3/8.

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This si such a fucking bizarre stat line

Americans can't stop thinking about black dicks.

yeah we are obsessed with blacks here

Luka got assfucked by a french Nigger

EVERYBODY knows that the BBC literally drives women mad. At least we Americans are honest and forthcoming about it.

BASED

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basically within 7-9 seasons in the NBA these players have managed to get around 6 rebounds and 1 steal every game and making every other shot they attempt.

>zion williamson is younge than me
>i just turned 20
i've never had this experience of players my age actually doing crazy shit at a professional level. is this how you boomers feel?

Charles Barkley was better and didn't give a single fuck

>spuds

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My spudsies are permashook after kawhi bros :(

why isn't derozan getting the ball in these last few minutes?

perpetually frozen

charles barkley wasnt in the nba at zion's age lol cope

Spurs were Duncan babbies.

ya thats bizarre and useless

and thats why zion wont even compare, hes gunna be as broken down as a star runningback in his 4th year

how is it useless? knowing that someone has been 49% from the FG while being a high scorer with good defense consistently for 8 years in the league. I get that some stats are stupid but this one is actually really impressive

Zion is the next in line to be manufactured, better yet, he's going to surpass Gae Young and Lugay Dondick because he jumps higher. I'm predicting a Zion and LaMelo rivalry.

Completely forgot he was still in the league.

My Lakies dodged a major bullet that game 2 of that Finals against the Magic desu

oui oui based monsieur clamps

>beat the Celtics with Tatum playing at a superstar level
>lose to the Knicks

I don't understand the Rockets.

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They don't seem to understand themselves.

Based

Why do the heat get away with being dirty players? Or do you think it’s just “”””physical””””” basketball?

Night losers

How was JJ Barea NCAA eligible if he played for a pro team in Puerto Rico before and during his NCAA career?

he white af for a spic desu

Absolutely based if you’re talking about pre-1989 TS

This seasons Rockets are last seasons Celtics. Lot of talk flashes of brilliance only to end their season with a wet fart in the playoffs. Only difference is Rockets fans have somehow found a way to be more obnoxious than Celtics fans.

celdicks were dumb enough to give in to the small ball meme.

>Tatum playing at a superstar level
He was playing pretty bad. His field goal percentage was in the low 30's while in comparison his last three games were in the 60's.
Even though they were playing like shit, the Celtics still should of won if Tatum and Hayward didn't choke and this is while Kemba is out. I do have to give the Rockets props in having way more offensive rebounds than I thought possible.

This. My celshits play right into their game and it just exposed them as not even being the best small ball team :)

Melo Mondays is back. Took Kiyan to check out All-Star weekend in Chi-Town. Click the link in bio to check it out. #MeloMondays #007 #Stayme7o

How come they couldn't get it done bros...

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We needed that sacrificial lamb and unfortunately it had to be DeGOATzen

based

Colored coach meme

Soul

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need myself a white bitch

The realest niggas

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One like this?

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Drake unironically keeps millions of dollars cash in his house. Would be a shame if a couple of anons here bum-rushed his compound in North York and raided it...

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Drizzy got millions of dollars in security boy...

Reminder Kobe got what he deserved for raping that woman.

knox is such a bust
>draft a player for being 6'9
>he's 6'7

Can someone explain basketball in a way that makes me like it? It seems like it should be the greatest sport: lots of balling, two handed hanger dunks, and big personalities. However, I don't really appreciate it when I watch it. Can you guys help?

It's unironically an ADD sport for brainlets. It's all flash no subsistence

Most halfcourt basketball offenses are built around screens and picks, so if you want to understand what's going on, pay attention to how it's built around screens and picks.

I will never forgive elton brand for letting jimmy walk and giving Harris the max.

since my blazers aren't going to make the playoffs and we should be tanking i have no reason to follow the rest of the season really until the draft

I wonder if Lillard is ever going to go to another team.

he seems pretty loyal to portland but i've also heard that if they traded cj he'd be super pissed and maybe want to leave

REMINDER: this actually happened

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Trading CJ might be their best option to contend though. CJ's shown he can score and be a playmaker while Lillard's been out. He can be elite on a contender in the East. Maybe Sixers want him...

They should be a lot better next year if Nurkic is healthy, they can add a couple more veterans in FA, and all their young role players get better

CJ for Simmons? IDK

hezonja is trash but he's cocky as fuck
i remember him stepping over giannis after a dunk last year too but this year he can barely get minutes on a depleted portland team and shot below 40% most of the year
idk if any of the players we can get are worth it because of cj's contract
philly won't give up simmons or embiid for cj that's all bullshit and horford is a lateral move

Philly won't do that unless Embiid had beef with him or something. CJ for Horford has been rumored a little bit but it doesn't make that much sense.

cj for aaron gordon

Hell no that's stupid Portland just kicked their ass

Honestly though what's the best Portland could get for CJ? He has a max contract extension coming up and his stats haven't really improved year to year, but he's also limited by having to share the ballhandling duties with Lillard. He might be able to put up 25 ppg and 7 assists as the main PG on another team.

cash considerations

That nigga trash now. Every black athlete that marries and or gets a white bitch preggers takes a nosedive to shit tier

next year they'll be very good
especially if they bring back whiteside as a backup but idk if he'd come off the bench

Blazers fucked up not getting Kevin Love

casual reminder the spurs won 67 games in 15/16, tied for 7th most wins in a single season, and people hardly took notice because the dubs won 73 that season.

stats is meme
in the picture if you reduce ppg to 13pts and 5 rebs I'm sure there'll be at least 20 players

Zaza Pacheapshot ruined everything :)

That reminds me...Timmy goy BTFO during thr divorce from his first wife who also took the time to spite him by taking his dogs away as part of the settlement payouts. She didn't even care for the pet dogs and was later rumored to have intentionally neglect them to hurt him further while putting out the rumor that he cheat as gay.

Remember boys, if you have a gut feeling that she might screw you over in the end, make sure you get an ironclad PRENUP. No need to be paranoid but it's just good practice to at least make sure you can get out without losing a chunk of your retirement.

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Blazers fucked up not taking a top 3 worst contract in the league attached to a mental and literal midget who can't do shit in the playoffs and is hurt 70% of the time?

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The heat are a first round exit and frauds. If healthy Philly plays them they are done. This win against the bucks was because Giannis was fucking gassed and Middleton came of an injury.

Kevin love is a world champion. meanwhile dame is doomed to spend his entire career playing with bum ass niggas and never winning a ring

Just looked this up. She publicly accused him of being a faggot then cheated on him with the family personal trainer. Divorce happened right after the Heat beat them in 7
>Pic related is his new wife who used to be in a reality show
Take a guess why her personal trainer looks like fucking Gollum lol

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1 steal is not a representation of good defense pleb

Holy fucking based. Get these faggot ass raptors and bucks and nets right the fuck outta here

Max Kellerman says the KD Warriors would go 82-0 under D'Antoni

Is he right?

Horford is trash please fuck no. 12 and 6 bum ass making 27million a year

>cheated on him with the family personal trainer.
That stinks and it always seems to be the trainer. I bet she did like a lot of those cheaters and spin the situation, telling the lawyer and judge she wanted a she was the victim who was neglected by a traveling absent Tim

only if they played small ball, then he's right

Now that I think about it wouldn't it make more sense for Miami to be called the Suns and Pheonix to be called the Heat?

They couldn't buy a shot last night and the refball was obvious. Giannis, Middleton and Bledsoe shot 4 FTs between the 3 of them, while Miami got 3 phantom 4 point plays.

Stop it, Skip!

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>Max Kellerman says the KD Warriors would go 82-0 under D'Antoni
>Is he right?
Doubt it because while KD can iso all day and create shots for himself or get setups from Steph, you know who'd never want to play his role? Draymond. Good luck to D'Antoni trying to keep his ego in check while allowing KD to dribble all day LEL.

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>tfw can't post HE'S ONLY 21 anymore
:(

wtf i hate women now

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timmy's gf a cute
youtube.com/watch?v=_jHQgJXzonY

>wtf i hate women now
Rage thread?

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didn't even get mad until i saw circumcision
we really ought to kill far leftists unironically

brought a few w's to the 6ix..

she's rumored to be a druggie though

>knicks win a game against a playoff team in another terrible season
>day after win another controversy about something that happened at the garden
>spike lee was told he couldn’t enter the garden
Good. Fuck Spike Lee and fuck the Yuppie fucks who buy season tickets every year just to support this regime.

>High IQ
getting married and having kids after you're done playing in the NBA
having a prenup made by the best lawyers and firms in the country when you get married

>Normie IQ
marrying your highschool/childhood friend
having kids within your first major contract

>Low IQ
having kids during your first four seasons in the NBA
marrying a dancer from your team
marrying an Instathot/Tikthot/etc
having kids with every girl you meet, good luck with all the child support bills
having no prenup because your partner doesn't want one or her family feels like they're being besmirched
marrying someone who had kids already
marrying someone your agent introduced to you

Low IQ post

Low IQ post

marrying your gay partner should be normie/high IQ too, not even being ironical. no kids, no child support.

Low IQ post

Feels good we are world champs, we have the greatest rapper, and we gonna blow out the suns

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Doris burke's fat ass cheeks spread eagle on my bed

Drake walks in through the employee entrance while wearing his championship ring.

Spike Lee gets thrown out and told to use the front door entrance like all the subhuman Knicks fans.

Why is Dolan like this?

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idk, but its gonna be one more when Im through with her.

t. rachel nichols

haha imagne you were there and time just stopped, ew itd be so stinky! haha

CJ and Dame and interchangeable, its by chance they ended up on the same team, but it would make the league more interesting for them to split up. Beal in place of CJ would be fun to watch

>marrying your gay partner should be normie/high IQ too,

t. Pete

>white women
Now Taylor Rooks on the other hand...

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She's top ten, her outfit in the Tatum interview was 10/10. Tatum's self control during that interview is what mad him an all star.


youtube.com/watch?v=sY5KDoNhNR0

Lol he could not maintain eye contact for shit

I hate big market teams. I always root for the small market team to win it all.

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>98 finals
>29.04M viewers - US population 276 million - 10.5% of US population

>16 finals
>20.28M viewers - US population 323 million - 6.2% of US population
Kek, the state of LeFraud

>Middleton is better than Tatum

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Ain't nobody bailing Philly out from Horford breh

Spike Lee is a faggot ass bitch and a hack

Unironically just gained some respect for Dolan reading rhat

He is

Spike Lee has been irrelevant as long as the Knicks have. They are a good match.

not

Khris middleton is better than Tatum

Top 15 in order this month
Giannis
Kawhi
Lebron
AD
Westbrook
Tatum
Harden
Jokic
Doncic
Middleton
Porzingis
Siakam
Zion
Ja
Beal

>harden
>siakek
>ja
oh no nonon

Can someone explain basketball in a way that makes me like it? It seems like it should be a really fun sport to watch but I can't get it into it. It has big personalities, two handed hanger dunks, extreme balling, and gigantic men.

just wait for the playoffs, thats when its actually fun to watch. Basketball is a drama sport first (trades, drama, rumors etc)

What makes the playoffs so good and the regular season unwatchable?

the playoffs are good because basketball players are inherently lazy during the regular season since this sport is very injury heavy, which means 1. they play at their full potential and 2. its more likely you'll see a devastating injury (usually theres 1 bad one every post season) plus the inevitable refball that goes down makes for funny twitter salt threads

feels good being a celties fan who agrees

Khris Middleton is the worst """All-star""" who benefited from an actual superstar. 6-7 years in nobody gave two shits about him and people only noticed when Giannis burst out of the scene.

Far worse than Mo Williams, Jameer Nelson, Luol Deng, Roy Hibbert, Joakim Noah...

utah jizz

It's a long run, 82 games, players don't go all out because they might risk injury or get embarrassed by being posterized.
Stop.
Did mo Williams or Nelson average 20 points on 50/40/90 ever lol?(only bird, curry and a few others have done it with more than 20 points per game). Middleton would lead these bucks to the 6th seed without Giannis.

why are you capping right now. khris is way better than mo ever was. khris also plays well without gianni and shows up in the playoffs

you're a certified retard who has zero clue who's good and who isn't

Middleton is better than Giannis
prove me wrong

Based. Long legged dunkman has no other skills.
>Just won an Oscar

shut yo manlet ass up

My rocket

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yo fuck this tim duncan move, becky hammon is clearly the best coach on the spurs bench at this point. duncan doesn't even want to address the media still.

get giannis to flip some burgers on the nearby mcdonalds of fiserv forum he cant get away anymore with going giga nigga on the rim

Spike Lee has always been a little bitch

Imagine the butthurt that will ensue if my city (Vegas) takes the Spurs. We just got the Raiders, and I believe we also took the San Antonio Stars and Rampage.

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>dude Giannis is leaving nobody wants to be in Milwa-

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yeah the rampage are moving to las vegas too. the spurs renewed their lease for AT&T center through like 2035 or so though.

Imagine being triggered by a man with literal googly eyes

will never happen because you would have a bunch of fat mexicans literally blowing themselves up on the vegas strip in protest. i went to school in austin and even those basedfags were passionate about the spurs.

imagine if the celtics drafted josh jackson over jayson tatum

man let me elaborate for a sec, i'm actually mildly upset right now instead of just pretend-upset for (you)s

tim duncan is a great player and person, zero doubt in my mind. love him. but he's a first-year rookie as a coach, and you just know coaching isn't his thing. he still puts on his training suit and shoots with the guys before the games. hardly does anything during games.

meanwhile becky busted her ass ever since she retired as a player and started coaching, leading them to a summer league title too fwiw. you can laugh at the SL title but that's the foundation for her great rapport with the young players, which even carries over to guys who weren't there for the win. they respect her basketball mind. this is extremely valuable in the player-centric league the NBA has become, especially for a small market that had also witnessed the watershed moment of what the leage has become in leonard's departure. lately hammon's been taking over defensive coaching/coverages, loved it when she forced pop to challenge a call: youtube.com/watch?v=1rLNmeixMi0

last season i would have taken messina or udoka over her easily, but this season she's clearly the longest-tenured, most experienced, and most engaged assistant coach on the bench. and since duncan doesn't do media, she'll probably have to address the media post-game. humiliating.

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>More people watched TV before the internet was big
wow really made me think

Is Becky going to be the first female head coach bros? I see this thrown out a lot especially today with Timmy getting the coaching nod over her tonight but I really dont know shit about her.

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ooga booga?

what happened to derozzan? 10 points without aldridge? is he already washed?

Chill lol. They probably don't want it made into a big deal, she'd be the first female head coach and they probably would like it to be permanently and in better circumstances.
Kumanina msenge.

delusional smdh

how good is zion for 19? better than lebron was?

Tim Duncan didn't die for this

Watch my celties lose to this lowly netshits team now that kembert is back and tatum is out :)

yes
LeBron was good as a rookie but only really became insane in his 2nd and 3rd year

>ywn have Becky snuggle up close to coached you up
why live

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Shutup faggot we finna boutta take the 2 seed

do you think he'll become as good/better as lebron then? unblockable in the paint but I'm not sure he can drive nearly as well

bros im scared bros this new crew is starting to be a staple tnt are not actually trying to phase out our lads chuck erneh and EJ right because they are doo doo ass cheeks :(

Westbrook is the closest thing

nothing ever starts on time

His knees will explode before he takes the goat status sadly

back the FUCK off
the second seed belongs to my RAPS

derozan with some nice playmaking

*heems you stiff
I cant let you get close

Who the fuck is this budget van gundy commentating on tnt right now? Somehow he is more annoying than van gundy by trying to be like van gundy.

Let TNT kill themselves with the fag enabler, its a win for the DisneySPN crew.

It's going to get worse for TNT since March Madness is here, that means only Shaw will be left behind until the postseason begins.

Lads, it's the guy who wanted to understand basketball here. I know I was warned to start with playoff basketball, but I want to try watching it tonight. I will be watching Lakers vs 76ers on TNT. Is this a good game to watch? What should I look for?

Clippers are looking scary bros. My thundies are getting btfo :(

They cut the lead. Don't give up hope

Why do all these Zion cutins from wherever make him look like the blackest nigga around?

Zion >>>>>> AD

>Gordon Hayward dead again
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Harden is the only player that gets double teamed past half co—

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Becky is unironically less emotional and PMS-y than Pop

Patrick McCaw is starting for the Raptors tonight.

I repeat.

Patrick McCaw is STARTING for the Raptors tonight.

Sounds good the 3 time champ will lead us to victory :)

OG Anunoby starting at Center, it appears. Fun times.

Marc serge and freddy out again...

Sounds like at least Serge nd Fred could return on this road trip. As for Marc, we just need him rested for the playoffs.

build a wall strategy

damn

>right knee contusion
That's his injured leg right?

Holy shit the Mormons literally cursed him

Imagine getting btfo by the suns lmao
My incelties own the 2 seed

>What should I look for?
Only watch the last quarter, it's all that matters.

Raps really gonna lose to the damn Suns. Just fuck my seeding up.

twitter.com/ringer/status/1235007983962091520
>city of bill simmons

that was his left feet but still this whiteboi is perpetually shook!

He should be traded before the next trade deadline!

Half the roster is out but the other half should be able to beat the suns

Lowry and Siakam gonna have to carry the team tonight. Lowry already knows this and is being more active offensively.

Nah we're cooked till fred and serge come back the bucks really killed us

>celties blowing out the nets (while kyrie fakes injury)
>raptors getting blowing out by the SUNS

2 seed secured

Kyle dead now. Great.

my clippies :)

why this bitch nigga lowry is out?

What happened?

If Curry is back on Thursday we're fucked.

the raptors aren't going to be the team to cuck lelbron out of another ring and that's what i care about but this sucks!

Got smacked in the face by teammate Davis. Maybe had an eyeball popping out.

Rocky is jumping over thots. He is truly the GOAT.

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craptors will never win again

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