Benfica is crap sub-edition
>Friday, Feb 28 2020
0-0 Portimonense vs Vitoria de Setubal
>Saturday, Feb 29 2020
0-0 Rio Ave vs Belenenses SAD
0-1 Boavista vs Gil Vicente
>Sunday, Mar 1 2020
1-3 Aves vs Pacos de Ferreira
1-2 Maritimo vs Braga
2-0 Vitoria de Guimaraes vs Tondela
>Monday, Mar 2 2020
2-0 Santa Clara vs FC Porto
1-1 Benfica vs Moreirense
>Tuesday, Mar 3 2020
20:00 Famalicao vs Sporting CP
EUROPA LEAGUE GAM-
>oh, wait...
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em primeiro lugar boa noite
em segundo lugar o benfica
the girl on the right is cute
Is it so hard to put a fucking ~ on the a, you fag?
QUEREM MATAR O CAMÕES
This is what we're up against Benfichads.
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what an intellectual
Baseada
redpill me on cofina
i dont get it.
Record cmtv plus other shits that get money to talk on certain subjects to make their buyer happy
low effort edition
Do it yourself
there are people in brazil saying thhat benfiquistas are calling for jesus to come back. is this true? and why?
>assobiated vs atropelated
who wins?
its bretty gud. I dont see what is missing
the original of course, but assobiated is pretty good
Because Benfica is on their 7th game without a win and they miss jesus
is it's true, because only the reincarnation of jesus can save this pile of shit club
Fiquei com cancro ocular de ler essas abreviações todas, sem falar dos brasileirismos.
She says that about cmtv when she did the same type of work for tvi for years...? She was probably getting fired and just used that as an excuse.
She also gave attention to that Socrista faggot, le ex-minister of the la presidence and Rosas and Ranjas speaking shit for years. Fuck her.
Kek.
Get this shit straight, Jesus has A GREAT press FULL OF FRIENDS in the portuguese media. They always link him to Benfica, or Porto whenever those clubs dont win. When he was at Benfica, even if he had 2 years left on his fucking contract, those friends would throw rumors that he would go to Porto so he could get a fucking raise on his wage and HE GOT THAT EVERY FREAKING TIME, there was a point he goes straight to 4 million year ffs.
And the benfiquistas asking Jesus back are retards that think he is the only good coach because Vierone refuses to hire some good foreign coach despite having money for that, so they get puppets like Vitoria and Lage.
Those benfiquistas also forgot his terrible Champion league careers, they only remember we reached the finals of EL but dont recall how lucky we were. And forgot the shit Jesus said about Benfica and his players when he went to Sporting.
Nigger are you fucking retarded
Benfica was UNLUCKY not to win both. Not lucky to get to the finals.
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Alright /tugão/, you are to follow these rules accordingly before posting unless you want to end up in trouble with the law.
>Post Penis erect length
>Post your team currently in the Liga NOS™
>Favorite player
>Post Nationality
>Carvalho in or out
If your penis falls below the required length to post(15,5 cm as of 2020) you will be exiled na Margem Sul for 2 months with no parole.
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The requirements relates to Bruno de Carvalho was added as a means to gather information on the posters veracity and trust regarding any subject he might have an opinion on.That said Bruno in.
Also go to sleep
I am so tired, i am so tired of guys like you that dont remember jack shit except for Jesus trolling dance, the semi finals against Juve and both finals
You dont remember how lucky we were against Leverkusen and how we could have lost those legs by 3 or 4 goals, especially the home game.
You dont remember that Jesus played with 2nd lines in those years with shit like Silvio, Roderick, Djuricic, Sulejmani, André Gosma, Ola John, Ivan Cavaleiro to name a few, except those semi finals against Juve and one of the games against Tottenham
You also love to ignore how bad the champions league careers were and how we would either be on 4th place or 3rd place for EL
Wake the fuck up everyone, it's wage slaving time
It's the same butthurt faggot complaining because we called his thread bad once.
>the semi finals against Juve
>lucky
Is assobiating an sport?
>ruins Silas' career
>ruins Amorim's career
>God willing, turns Braga back into shit like with Sá Pinto
THANK YOU, BASED VARANDAS!
>10M + salaries + VAT + tip
i want an elite (at least compared to this young portuguese manager meme), foreign manager in benfica
>transfermarkt.com
looking at this list i think the ones at benfica's reach would be laurent blanc, valverde (meh), kovac perhaps. pellegrini is good too
That would be great, friend, but you seem to forget that those coaches would rather go to the shittiest team in La Liga, Premier League, or a mediocre team in Serie A or Bundesliga, than coming to Portugal
But we got Váigal!
i don't know what was he thinking when he left dortmund for benfica (or any other portuguese team for that matter)
Playing regularly with the almost 100% guarantee of European football. Still very surprised he chose to come here though.
>Playing regularly
Where?
In the starting eleven. He had only been starting for Dortmund because Witsel was injured.
He is playing on Benfica's starting eleven?
Yes?
Joguem a bola filhos da puta, estive no estádio e tiveram sorte em não terem mamado o segundo antes do 1-1
>O Sporting está a negociar a contratação de Rúben Amorim e, segundo Record apurou, tem em cima da mesa uma proposta de 6 milhões de euros. No negócio entram ainda o passe de Gelson Dala (80%), Ivanildo (50%) e Palhinha (30%), mas a ideia é que o médio português regresse a Alvalade na próxima época, sendo que o Sp. Braga também o quer envolver no negócio.
Rúben Amorim is a retard
The deal is already done according to maisfutebol. Bunch of idiots on both sides.
Hmmm, I wonder who profits from all of this...
>tfw vagandas keep sabotaging sporting
Absolutely based.
What's wrong with Sporting getting Rúben Amorim? He's better than Pilas and the other two baldies who preceded him
You could get Klopp, you'd still be shit because you have a shit team.
Amorim going to Sporting is just gonna hurt his career
So it's a bad decision for Rúben Amorim but not for Sporting
I don't think he'll make that much of a difference, but okay
He's inexperienced.
It's just desperate. doesnt matter who trains sporting if they still have a shit team and as it turns out it was silas that wanted out as he probably got fed up with all the horseshit going on there
>Ronaldos mom dies
>The GOAT takes it upon himself to single handedly win us the Euro averaging 3.5 goals a game
All going according to plan.
>He's better than Pilas and the other two baldies who preceded him
how do you know? ruben amorim has been at braga for 1 month roughly.
Remember when Lage was the best portuguese manager breaking 50 year old records?
>tfw this will only give him motivation to carry us in EUROs and dedicate the victory to his mother
Please come back, Sebastião
Why do people use the "he didnt play the final so hes a fraud" argument?He got atropelated by a mercenary and couldnt go on.He was genuinely sad that he had to be subbed off.
because they'll cling on to anything to pretend he isnt the GOAT
no Ronaldo meant no final, simple as
this has to be a joke right?
Unfortunately no. If it's the 10M, it's going to be the 2nd most expensive coach.
If 6M then 6th most expensive
Edged myself before going to the gym and ended up cumming again and losing my test boosts.
Its not fair maninhos
is that cooming lowering your test shit reel or what?
based braga
it lowers your drive for sure. or maybe it's just placebo, but i feel that everytime I coom i dont want to do anything for the next couple hours.
that's why you coom before going to bed.
Aslong as you dont beat your meat more then once a day then Its ok but more then that and you start noticing weakness in your lifts.
I was trying to edge myself to get high test before going to lift but my stupid penis didnt get the memo.
High risk high reward friend.
Benfica U19 is the real Benfica Europeu.
100% right yet again.
i remember fapping to maya when i was younger
>17 anos
>deixar fazer as coisas como ela quer
imagine letting your cute white daughter have a moor bf
>Golden watch
She is a moor as well
Portuguese women love moor cock. Cope.
>lisbon trash
>white
she may not be white but she's not a moor unlike félix. Surprising giving that she's from santarem, one of the the moorest shitholes in portugal after margem sul
>supports Sporting
>from Santarem
Moor she is
>t. never been to santarém
I'm from Santarém and Asian
pls be a girl
No man 23yo
I've been all over portugal and this area is particularly shitty
Been there and thought it was fine.
you clearly never went to places like Marinha Grande, Peniche, Nazaré, etc.
The best part!?
Yeah, but they are inhabited almost exclusively by moors, gypsies and russian/ucranian criminals.
in terms of landscapes they are fine. Pinhal de leiria is very nice, São Pedro de Moel and all those beaches are alright.
>Pinhal de leiria is very nice
not anymore
No Nakajima, but still good
EL LEAGEAU DE FRAUDO
BENFICA DO SCAMAO
Margem sul isn’t as moorish as that. You are probably thinking of Setúbal. Margem sul is Gypsys blacks some hues and the typical white rat faced Iberian
A lot of places in the north are also full of blacks, brazillians and gypsies.
>blacks
Mostly in Porto and Bragança. Nothing comparable to what happens in the Lisbon area
>brazillians
mostly in Porto, Braga and Bragança
>gypsies.
lots of them in Izeda (Bragança) for some reason
But we weren't talking about Lisbon.
I never said there were no minorities (moors, gypsies, etc) in the other regions. I said that those minorities are the majority in some regions, like Leiria and Santarém
Minorities aren't the majority anywhere in Portugal.
>Galicia, Vigo.
/fit/ women are disgusting
Sporting's [football] sporting Director Hugo Viana meeting with Ruben Amorim
2 more infected bros. Porto and Lisbon.
Well lads, it was a good run.
/elite/ draw habbening right now
Fdp
>benficucks seething because they can't put their moor greasy hands on Ruben Amorim anymore
Why would we want another manager without experience?
Cânticos racistas do Guimarães para marega foram mais baratos qur cânticos contra varandas
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because you won't be able to get anyone better
What a joke of a league.
So, Custodio is becoming the new Braga coach...
Can he survive facing his fellowmen in the next Minhoto derby?
for me, it's assobiated
Why do we have an Arg*ntinian user here now?
yeah, fuck off
Rude. I didn't mean it like that.
i'm seething because ruben is too good to stay in liga nos. same way i don't wan't jj back at benfica
ruben should've stayed in braga until the end of the season and then his manager would easily get him some meme team in the french/spanish leagues
Bros, I love Noi so fucking much.
*agent instead of manager
>ruben is too good to stay in liga nos
He's barely proven himself in our league.
>Portugal
>France
>Sweden
>Croatia
Fucking hell.
easy
Why has no one mentioned this here?
Someone posted a Leixões frog when it happened.
moors don't want to talk about this because they know they are next
basão
marcano neck and shoulders look photoshoped
I mentioned!
Serves them right.
What happened?
Argentine just announced their first person infected with coronavirus. Is it you? Is that why you're here?
Leixões (2nd league football club that has meddled in first league football now and then) is banned from professional football leagues for the duration of 2 years, for alleged involvement in a corruption case.
convicted for corruption, leixoes is banned from professional leagues for two years
No, it's some fag at Recoleta.
I'm just interested in the league
>I'm just interested in the league
My condolences.
>ynr Leixoes in UEFA Cup
Expect corruption and vouchers by benfica! Poor management by sporting and fruta by porto
>posting my shit academia
Fuck off, /tugão/ is a madoka magica general
besides the disappointing performance against rangers, i think he's doing a really good job, considering he picked braga in the middle of the season. 5 games against the big 3, five wins and a league cup to boot
he would easily secure the 3rd place had he stayed until the end of the season. then he could choose better clubs than sporting: either benfica or porto (i think the one that loses the league will fire the manager) or like i said, some meme mid-tier team in a better league
Considering the team he has, the coach Porto has, and how half of Benfica mentally died after the Dragao game, I don't think we can really judge him just eyt
stop posting this shit redditard
>game on a tuesday
Lagartos a matar saudades
no
almost sounds like a fifa menu song but theres too much going in the background.
Sporting should trash Famalicao just so Varandas would look bad by stabbing Silas in the back
Best Love Will Tear Us Apart cover is by Swans
Are we gonna win Sporting bros?
It's shit and Gira knows it.
big big 3rd place game, the big focus of this season and this is one step forward, CAM ON SPARTENG
famalidog doesnt stand a chance
Pls save us Rubem
motherfucker
Is this series the best thing SportTV has done in years?
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I can just tell this is going to end fine, fucking hell
>sporting
Fucking hell, I'm still looking for a stream
Who cares for Europa League spot anyway, Europa League 2 will be much better
>2-0
The city of Sporting
FAMALIDOG FAMALIDOG FAMALIDOG FAMALIDOG FAMALIDOG
>Sporting should trash Famalicao just so Varandas would look bad by stabbing Silas in the back
as if we were good enough to do that
Sporting needs to burn the whole team to the ground and build it back up jesus fucking christ
>esporrar
>hey famalidog, gib diogo gonçalves back
Based Fraudosh Racic scored, the absolute state of Sporting.
>team
we could have a team custom made for 5 years to the likeness of mourinho, and he could be coaching it, and >we'd still manage to get relegated
the problem resides in the oldfags sucking the club dry
I'd save it but Uchiha Obito is a shit character.
RUBEN STUPID CUNT TEAR UP THE CONTRACT YOU NONCE
At this point I'd rather have Vierone at the helm of my club than Balconies.
every time cagandas loses WE WIN, BRUNOBROS
GET IN
BASED
COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES
>VAR check after every sporting goal
makes me shit myself without fail
noooooo brunobros...
based varandas
...
LMAO
>sporting
Now.
LMAO
it's ogre
heh
Chhh chhh sleep now litle dog i wont let the screaming green lizzards scare you
When I die I want Sporting players to lower my coffin into the grave, so they can let me down one last time.
kek
I'm sorry you have such bad taste
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Welcome home, Ruben
>fairy tail
>calling anyones taste bad
Pecho frio faggot
For me? It's NES' frango.
reminder, Braga is officially the 3rd great as of 2020
We apanhated a super Familycow
Sporting está morto
>1st FamaliDog win in NINE matches
Bravo Silas
>silas
thank god based varandas hired ruben
>problem is the coach
Very elegant of Sporting to allow Famalicão to collect their first win in segunda volta.
everyone is the problem, let's be real
It's called sarcasm, ya dumdum
>players shitting on their teammates when they go on the post-game interview
kek
really makes you think
Can someone post the "dá vontade de bater, não dá?" Bruno?
O Amorim estava a ganhar tudo no Braga
Tiramos o Amorim do Braga
O Braga vai perder tudo
E passamos para a frente
Thank you.
>passamos para a frente
Varandas is a genius
Sporting is so fucking finished oh my fucking god...
E isso já não é incompetência do Varandas, já não dá pra acreditar nessa merda, isso é proposital, não dá pra ser incompetente ao ponto de gastar 10 milhões num treinador que treina a 10 jogos.
Houve aldrabice nas votações. Isto foi mesmo para acabar com o Sporting
correct
here's a better one
How many different coaches in a couple of seasons? 7?
Não estou muito por dentro da politca do Sporting, ouvi dizer que o Bruno vai se candidatar nas proximas eleições, é verdade ou meem, pois pensava que o tinham ''banido'' do sporting
ruben is the one tho, bruninho worshipers are shaking right now
É verdade. Houve porcaria na organização de assembleia de destituição. Bruno no dia 14 vai revelar tudo o que vai fazer
>Bruno no dia 14 vai revelar tudo o que vai fazer
based
Silas está quase a chorar
16.8K people watched him, who's laughing now?
>tfw watching sportanic
>Silas almost breaking into tears saying it's his last game and apologizing
Até dá pena chegar a este ponto
It's a shame, really. He might not be a good coach, but he deserved so much better.
I just wanted to protect his smile ;_;
poor silas
Holy Mother of based
"vai mamar na quinta oata do cavalo"
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imaginem levar o futebol tão a sério
não admira o país estar com está
lmao. never knew sporting was so classy
Absolutely based.
Vai-te fuder
>that thick NORF accent
Baseado
é foder, burro de merda
VAI MAMAR NA QUINTA PATA DO CAVALO CARALHO
FILHO DA PUTA
GANDA BOI
FILHO DA PUTA
FILHO DA PUTA
MAMÃO
BOI
ÉS UM BOI Ó FILHO DA PUTA
VAI PARA A CONA DA TUA PRIMA Ó FILHO DA PUTA
GRANDA BOI
FILHO DA PUTA
Caluda corno
pretty rude
Hope is just delayed pain.
pretty based ngl
Reminds me of the based crowds at the Canelas cup matches
are you sure that pool wasn't compromised?
>wh40k pic
What
what. sporting is paying 10 (dez) milhões for ruben amorim?
Second most expensive coach ever in the world
More expensive only AVB when he went to Chelsea
Yes
>eva
oh, the irony
I don't get what Rúben Amorim is thinking.
Why would you leave a club in 3rd place, with a great fanbase, good stability, great squad, performing very well, for a club ripe with instability, about to enter a presidential war, with the fans turned against the team, a comparatively shittier squad, and in 4th place?
He isn't even a sportinguista. Incomprehensible.
money
sporting has no money either kek.
Money 16M/2 years
Varandas is really paying him 16M? holy shit he's fucking mad. Pretty sure not even Jesus in his peak at Benfica won that.
He wants to destroy us
?????????HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA NO WAY HOLY SHIT.
Mendes
Houve merda no balneário do Sporting
imaginem seguir estas páginas de doentes mentais
foda-se vocês uma merda
Sim
crescem ferrero rochers no teu bigode de tanto lamberes o cu ao varandas
twitter image posters are the brainlets of /tugão/, but i do find them amusing.
no, its 3M€/year +10M€ to Braga
also remember that in order for amorim to get 3M€ sporting has to dish out 6M€
so sporting will be out over 22M€ for an unproven inexperienced non manager (since he doesnt have the required level)
its glorious
Boas noites /tugão/, sweet dreams and fuck varandas.
I only go to sleep at 5am, and then wake at 11
based. don't forget to bump the thread, preferably with screenshots from twitter
there are rumors that benfica moreirense is still being played
Que ano de merda, Sporting nunca esteve tão mal como está e o meu clube no Brasil caiu para a segunda divisão, está difícil para mim bros...
im a boavisteiro and a fluminense chad. I dont remeber the last time both teams won in the same week
>fluminense chad
Im so sorry to hear that, this coming from a cruzeirense, you in for a wild ride this year with them since they signed Egídio the offensive left back that doesnt hit 1 cross per game, Henrique the do nothing midfielder and Fred the fraud
Was it juve leo mandated by BDC again?
Nah. There's people either saying Eduardo and plata or Silas gave a cabeçadated on varandas
If Vieira doesn't make a move for Jesus I'll stop paying my quotas
Fuck him
Tired of chulos
trying to get my Portuguese back
for present tense, you conjugate using -am and -em for them, but for estar and ser, you use estão and são
are estar and ser just special in that way or is there some grammar rule I’m missing?
Wake the fuck up everyone, it's wage slaving time.
why can't we have this guy as president instead? he's already shown to have more heart and soul than varandas
paneleiro
Yeah those verbs are special. The general rule is as you said
Another person infected in Porto.
brigado user
BUENOS DIAS, MATOZHINHOS
No
Good mornin, Tugão.
Fuck Varandas and let Bruno be the SAD's president again.
He's wearing an attempt of a suit
Madjés, avaliem a minha dama. Ya sei que parece muito disponível e tal, mas na verdade fica muito corada quando lhe apalpo a peida na rua. Na cama é que já é outra coisa...
Look at the planes back there
Who cares as long the contract is signed. Courts will force Sporting to pay him if necessary
Anyways, Jesus is proud of Amorim. He will be more proud if he throws the card of "going to Benfica" to raise his wage
Not new. People just forgot they were on track of clubs and players for this
alright folks, we're in charge here and all previous penile measurements will be rendered void. from now on a "don't ask, don't tell" policy will be enforced
just to inform you that mendes' reign of terror is ceasing. his lackeys like lfv and pdc will go down too
BOM DIA /tugão/!
We are going to need more info on the situation buddy.
We need to see the permits and the letter from the upper ranks confirming this.
Reminder that lying to an officer will get you 4 months at margem sul.
Let's be careful with Rúben Amorim and Wang
Is Jorge Mendes' law above the law?
Mendes is the law
Jorge Mendes bros...
Someone do a Mendes/Judge Dredd photoshoop for the next thread.
não sou do sporting imbecil
what happened?
based and BdCpilled
BUSCAS at Benfica, Porto, Sporting, Portimonense, Gestifute, and Mendes' home.
Investigações em Porto, Sporting, benfica, braga e Portimonense sobre transferências com JM
As casas dos presidentes foram todas revolvidas.
Ainda não existe sinal do varandas. Há quem diga que está enforcado
mendes is too big to fall
Ahem.... Fuck Varandas and fuck JM
Wtf porcobros
Como dizia o outro, "o melhor ainda está para vir".
Isn't this reposting the same news from like a month ago? I thought they would have something new from all the happenings in all the different clubs.
reminder that (((they))) only decided to deploy these major investigations now because Porto has surpassed benfica in the table.
this, but unironically
not even 2 (dois(two)) full days after reaching the 1st in the league. very very convenient
