/heem/

I tried veganism for a bit but the animals were super unappreciative.

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>me entering the thread

What happens if you KO your opponent with a punch thrown after the buzzer sounds but before it stops sounding? Do you win?

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>Yole does this to Israel in a few days

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i like that oompa loompa ref, i wish he would ref more

doesn't count

Give him a KO victory over a UFC/Strikeforce legend?

The one and only time i got hit in the nuts was by a girl, she kicked though, in Judo training. Pain never felt so good before. Then i proceeded to grapple her in mount. Feelsgoodman

Fucking retarded faggot just films instead of helping him

I still think bicycle russian was the worst stoppage in UFC history

on the buzzer is legal
after the buzzer, DQ

user...

Is it though? The rules are always said the ref stops the fight, if the ref isn't between them when the buzzer goes off, sorry m8. Tony blatantly punched cowboy and herb didn't take a point off

kek
Only gays and animeposters hate based romero
No need to deny it famalam
Its a fact

talmbout america's own merab dvalishvili?

pretty cannibalistic from him

Fer sure cowboi was wining that

hunnerd percent georgia peach of a beast

Yes
They would replay the last seconds, if the buzzer sounded and finished sounding before the shot the ruling would be DQ

i hate slavs..

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based
yoel is heem

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Georgian I think, not Russian
Unlike other faggots he shows respect to the country which gave him opportunities to compete at that level

This guy is really shirtless laying in bed to do an interview on the largest mma talk show?

No respect. This guy is not my champion.

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According to the picture, youre a slav
According to the flag most likely a morroCAN

it's a meme y'dip.

slavs are a subservient race, the picture is NOT applicable to slavs..

I thought you were talking about his double flag thing, didn't realise the Georgia joke

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Khabib has such a weird looking fat head. It looks as if you were to poke it with your finger it'd dent like play doh.

post your head

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based miniature ref

You the muzzie dagestani?!

Ariel exposed adesanya having AIDS
Fucking disgusting

it's the spammer

i am national socialist

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He's the same cuck that was posting his homo pics of russian wrestlers and got angry when I said mean things about Khabib's bath buddy AKA Pisslam Makhachev.

Im a socialist too.

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I remember there being a muzzie dutch
Hotwheels?

I literally couldn't point to any of these countries on a map if my life depended on it

This why they make fun of us

Right from the boot on the map
Its easy

Is this a real picture?

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yes i am muslim
yes i always support muslim fighters
yes i am national socialist
yes islam and national socialism are compatible
yes i am 37 and married with children yet still on Yea Forums

>yes i am 37 and married with children
Just like ur prophet

yes.

He didn't fly so good.

heembdeded
youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn1bLGdIqY

>based
>yoel is heem

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it's just Jordanon with a new proxy

>Zhang would mog me hard

Bobby retired lad

>yes i am 37 and married to children
fix'd

what

How anyone can be for Kevin Lee ...such a can. Dana gives him too much opportunity. And he always has staph.

Guys I just heard the Corona is spreading in Israel pray for us...

based

antonina is qtest

give me my foreskin back

Was your wife a virgin before you?

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Barca?

I'm rooting for Weili.

antonina is prettiest, also tall
she looks like that ~28yo girl from my uni(bachelors lol, she dropped out many years ago and now came back to finish it) with two kids

Imagine the smell

>khabitches posting again
>650+ "significant" """"strikes""""
>no visual damage to opponents
>practices G'n'P in EVERY heembeded
>0(ZERO) clean KOs despite being cutbabby to the point of hospitalizing and only being able to cut once a year
>/heem/
Is 2 digit IQ really that bad? Well, at least these mighty warrior tribes has a bunch of HW contenders throughout history of MMA, r-right?

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goes without saying

I too hope for her continued success. She seems like a nice woman.

Extremely based

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Palestine is going to brutally heem Pooyel in the 2nd round and I don't even like gay niggers.

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>Palestine is going to brutally heem Pooyel

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Number of UFC belts held by mighty Kavkaz bulls: 1.

Number of UFC held by subhuman pedorussian genetic trash: 0.

P.S.: Pedor was Ukrairnian and also a can who got strangled by Farticio (another can).

Cope.

Same
Also for jangliang
Been for a while now

Was she Dutch?
Where did you met? Mosque?

...

leech lost me when he tried to remove that dude's eye from his skull a couple fights ago

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Why are Germans so shit at martial arts/fighting btw?

you're talking to the spammer goof

Somebody gonna webm the Izzy naruto run?

no

BOOM roasted.

daughter of my mother's neighbor back in the village
she was not dutch when i married her but now yes
nah senpai keep seething

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How do I get modest, educated and gorgeous Middle Eastern gf as atheist?

OH HE'S HURT

>3 daughters

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Just admit it vodkanigger, you can not compete against mighty KAVKAZ BVLLS, your women crave BKC - BIG KAVKAZ COCK

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>atheist

sp is a Christian board, bls leave

move to france

CTE is bad for future
our women are afraid/despising caucasoids, no half-decent girl even answers them in social networks, rather quiet black listing immideatly

98% of Christians in XXI century are Atheists

a girl from my nation who would marry a russian.. you know what would happen to her (and you)?
atheists dont deserve anything but suffering btw, you chose a live without morals

so get this right
i posted earlier on heem.com about Alexander Hernandez vs Islam Makachev, how it might happen and stuff

Now I go on to Youtube, and I'm being suggested a video from a year ago with literally 179 views of Alexander Hernandez saying he's not interested in an Islam Makachev fight.
They're watching us bros.

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Mikuru Asakura would be in the ufc top 5

say my name

may god protect the cartels who are ravaging and pillaging mexico

98% of them will go to hell then. Also everyone knows that Russian girls are well known sluts and whores, so stop coping and accept the reality. I was obviously joking about the KAVKAZ BVLL stuff, but Russian girls are still whores who crave foreign men.

jan jizzed

Shut the fuck up.

He's fakin'
he had to piss really bad, but he didn't want anyone to know

I would knock you to kingdom cum.

I really really like Valentina and Weili. They heemed my heart.

weili eats bats and dogs

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water we talmbout here?

>whores who crave foreign men.
50% of then crave k-pop twink
second half just gold diggers lookin' for mony

Talmbout cold and heartless b, new part of my calwmedy

That means that they are whores buddy, at least Caucasians have well behaved women

>tf
Of course you can't.

>but Russian girls are still whores who crave foreign me
decent girls do not

even more: decent girls would be ashamed to be with foreign men, because the possibility 'poor natasha and (rich) westerner' stereotypical pairing makes them(those with iq 115+) uncomfortable

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guys im only 28 ill be back i promise haha

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Bad argument, decent girls are not the majority. I have been there, I have been to Ukraine too, I wouldn't say a word if I didn't see everything with my own eyes.

>jones is as big as overeem and has a larger reach
he is such a pussy for ducking HW. he only wants miocic because he is scared of ngannou and the rest.

based and definitely happenedpilled

I want the return of my foreskin as well, along with European culture and also you have to be enriched by migrants as well. Otherwise no deal.

that's mean women cant keep secrets and share their spontaneous thoughts in social media
like you see some tuff guys wannabes itt who are suck dick irl

>Sharts while posting this
Oops, I guess i should have saw it coming

Still glad he lost both titles.

Means no.

If he moved up to heavyweight he would have to heem his cardio and speed

You don't, you get a fat 2am lonely lass, divorced after 5 years and half your stuff goes to her.

It's hard to disagree with this analysis.

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Live heem
youtube.com/watch?v=w6qWHijRr1M

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Get the fuck out of my country you muzzie nigger.

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Weili has high IQ trainers.

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Cam 2
youtube.com/watch?v=dzGnsM_yZS8

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*cums on your towel so when you dry yourself after a shower you wipe my cum all over yourself*

so what did you see?

>Doesn't address any of the flaws listed
>Instead recurs to shitty cuck posting
I guess German intelligence is not what it used to, thanks Merkel

I wonder if twitchy would ever consider something like this, IRL streaming adventures.

Hey bro it is what it is I just started guys I'm only 28 haha ill be back don't worry haha

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I lol'd

Coming to realize we are all getting corona huh?

Link b? Sounds like a BEAST of a set. Killer, killer

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sounds like typical COPE you see on here

I watched Leech/Zaleski recently ad was very impressed by Leech. I think I'll pick him over Magny.

explain what this is supposed to be you dumb ape

Absolute soldier of dog

I literally said that non-Christians will go to hell and you are replying with this, damn you are retarded

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This nigga is 100% on the dl

How much bat soup for gains bros?

*chair clattering*

They dragging it out, basically a RV of retards, one Spanish gay dude vs a Lightskin Mexican Zoomer meth head about to fight

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streamable.com/c1xes

Is there hope for red shirt in the rematch?

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Literally jizzing at the sight

Dockie is here and he’s already in a seethe loool

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>flaws
>a grappler not KOing his opponents is a "flaw"
You're a retarded subanimal waste of genetic material just like your average pedorussian.

Gay. Prime Hampton Brandon heems every here.

imagine the smell

Guess the fighter.

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Based

What do her fingers smell like?

Coronavirus was Asian

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karolina got that googly eye

flowers

Ngannou

fish sticks i guess

Whats this maneuver called?

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Talmbout modelovirus b?

Wonderboy

Ngannou

Wish i was the wrestling coach

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KEVIN LEE AND RDA? ARE YOU FRIGGGIN KIDDING ME? FERGUSONS A MONSTER!!!

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Nothing man, literally any foreigner could come there and bang 7 different qts in 7 days with the help of Badoo aka the Russian Tinder. It's even easier in real life. And your music channels man, literally way worse and way more degenerate than the shit Hollyjew makes, no wonder that your women are brainwashed sexual maniacs. All the muh based and orthodox Christian Russia is just a fucking myth, you are beyond fucked dude

>tfw any here think they could heem me

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the i'm boutta get pieced up by a chadestani

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shame she's fat now

DICEY DICEY

are you implying it is any different here or anywhere else?

Wow he's really in there

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she's so toned but her butt and legs have the nicest little jiggle. would be pretty based to get a naked massage from her

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WWE FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>>>
MTV MOVIE AWARDS FAGGOTS
>>>>
POINTS AND LAUGHS FFUCKING GAY FAFFSAHOTS

stay seething that my wife is not a whore, whereas all british girls are haha

>Afraid of Ngannou but not Miocic?
Laughinggirls.jpg

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We are doomed too, but from my point of view Russia was way worse. Their girls are copying western girls but they are somehow way more slutty and degenerate, I don't know how to explain it but any foreigner who has been there would agree with me.

>Badoo
>Tinder
>music channels
literally the view on the bottom of the society

>Hurr but Stipe beat him!!!!
As if you're the only person that knows Stipe beat Ngannou. Ngannou is a worse matchup for him, retard.

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stipe is a paper champ

Because Ngannou has all that cardio and wrestling right? It's sad that people are still riding this hype train. Don't get me wrong, I like watching Ngannou fight, but Jones would pick him apart (and I hate Jones).

Do you think Masvidal bought the dip after liking eric’s Tweet?

Can you speak any Russian?

Okay buddy, keep living in a bubble if you want to.

ngannou heems jon, cazzie.

russian and ukrainian women..reminds me of my youth..

You're just bothered by the fact that black men don't fear white men.

You are fucking retarded, Niggernou is a 1 round fighter, literally don't get hit in the first 1.5 round and the fight is yours

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It infuriates all 2 or 3 of his last opponents went full retard.
What the fuck , JDS? Still mad at how he fought.

A little bit, can read in Russian too

just because stipe barely survived doesn't mean its simple to beat ngannou.

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Cardio is irrelevant because nobody at HW is beating Jones in a 5 round decision. Wrestling skill is also irrelevant because Jones' grappling has declined greatly in the past few years and he almost never wrestles anyways. If he was hesitant to wrestle Santos, there's no way he's wrestling a bigger, stronger, and faster version of Santos. The only way current Jones beats any top 5 heavyweight is by keeping distance and using kicks at range, which is easier to do against a flat footed wrestle-boxer than it is to do against an explosive counter striking ko artist who also has a comparable reach to Jones.

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man she aint cute. I think she's a babe like I'd still do her but some girls just can't pull off cute.

Guys, I saw some coughing chink at the grocery store is it over for me?

We can dream

>in soviet russia Russian can read you

what a moneywhore

>there are "people" who think ngannou wont permaflush stipe in the rematch

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>barely survived
>Ngannou didn't land a single sig. strike in the last 2 rounds

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healthy men dont die from it
so yeah its over

nguanno fucking sucks dude, stipe will double leg him like a sack of shit and gg again

ngannou rocked him hard af twice and then stipe got put to sleep from a light breeze against dc

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almost convinced me it was fixed

Poogumba is a shit fighter, name one good win.

all of them

Ngannou would heem Jons dome into the stands

we talmbout talm bout b

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You can't even name one because he's trash.

name one time you had sex

fuck s*haub posters
fuck s*haub

captcha's heeming me lads

Nigganou fucking sucks, he was afraid to exchange with fat and slow Black Niggeast Lewis who lost his last two fights against Bulgarian BVLL and some short manlet HW and got gifted decisions by cuck judgecels

just buy a pass, bro.

Ngannou's striking got shut down by Derrick Lewis of all people

T-this will be the year

Y’all think Hogda moved on from Schwab because he got his ass beat?

brehs...

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>cazzie take
>saban.jpg
Wouldn't expect anything different from a bammer.

Imagine the protein braps.

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A nigger dog for niggers

I bought some blue berries I should be fine

ugly dog face
mentally fragile

>stipe is 1-1 against DC in the last 1.5 years
>ngannou is 3-0 in the same exact timespan
paper champ crorat

All non-dyke women are mentally fragile brainlet.

bigi boy heems that dumb gorilla dead

copa lib faggots on 2morrrow
youtu.be/WibQR0tQ0P8

Ngannou is ducking Derrick Lewis.

Hey friend, if you click on the flag above the post it tells you the names of the countries

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stipe is ducking struve

CHILL CHAMP CHILL

Struve has lost 4 of his last 5 while Lewis is on a win streak. Nice try though.

>MMA math
doesn't work like that. their styles are rock-paper-scissors if you like something close to MMA math. I still think Miocic will gnp Jones to death because he is too big even for a heavyweight Jones.

jon will never go heavyweight dummies

heem nutty

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Nut heems are high iq

how the FUCK do I get a cute chinese mma gf bros? I want her to feel my muscles and tell me i'm working hard in the gym then choke me out until I say china #1

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Is he a legitimate fag?

so stipe is ducking a terrible fighter? wow what a pussy

This. We've been having this conversation for years now he's not moving up he's just going to honeydick people into thinking he'll do it.

stop being a Yea Forums dork, hit the weights

>Struve deserves a title shot
woa you're too high iq for me user

If he is, he's the toughest one in the world

Just go to Wuhan, China.

I've already started lifting you gremlin, this is what I did the other day for 3 sets after 3 months or so

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nice google image bro

I disagree b I think that fag football player who got invited to NFL combine would wrestlefuck/rape Adesanya.

Dana had Trump create the coronavirus so he could build hype for Zhang

unironically what did you mean by this

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based

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i'm not entirely sure but I think that file name might be wrong

B that's the thot patrol NFL player who beats coal burners he's straight b the gay one never did mma but he was like 260 pounds.

my iq is ridiculously high

What the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn1bLGdIqY

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>tfw gf looks like rousey
Shutup she's cute

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what as nunes done to this lady

>wins losses matter

Just take the vpn off Jordan

Not sure I understand this post?

>so this is the power of the British empire
Just buy one for $3

impressive

I'm trying to get her to train with me she used to heem girls when she was a teenager and she's a netball lanklet

that's the spammer, who is also jordan

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Coral bro I need you drive me to the hospital I just ate an entire box of cookies and now my insides feel like they're on fire

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>jordan is half the posts in this thread

If there's a yank schuabposting 50% chance it's him

based

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brand new vid about zhang
youtu.be/1cupJGnkqlk
cannot wait to see JJ get brutally heemed

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we already watched it, youre late

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hate cejudo
hate volkanovski
hate jones
hate stipe
hate conor

love tony
love khabib
love usman
love adesanya
love yoel

wow she doesn't look bad with makeup. she should do blackedraw after she's done with mma.

zhang seems pretty humble and talked about the coronavirus affecting her training
joanna is shitposting about getting the belt back and watching a basketball game

god i want both of them to win :(

99126073

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why tf do you care about wmma? are you white?

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apparently she doesn't like wearing makeup but she likes nail polish

Lads I've been wanting to see Adesanya lose for a while but I just don't think Yoel is the man to do it.

it's a good thing she won't be wearing any makeup after jason luv is done with her lol

I unironically think Till is the guy to get the job done

this will be like holloway volksnovski but this time the lanklet will be put in a coma

Efyu lookadme ennusei, yoosei yole. Yole. I belief indalore yeesoos crys I gunna fennesh daboi. Ches.

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have you seen the recent ufc decisions by the judges?
yoel got this

The judges will give 8/10 rounds to the ngubu lanklet to sell ppvs in countries that don't know how to stream yet

gif too big but here's a gif of zhang doing the nate diaz taunts
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It's not "brand new". I watched this 2 hours ago.

What's wrong with wmma? It's one of the very few women sports I can actually watch without getting angry at the lower quality of play.

youre fucking cringe, i bet you dont support adesanya because "hes not a real new zealander", meanwhile your pasty ass britcuck ancestors have been living there for like 2 generations before you

>nate

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>nate diaz taunts
Based boomer cazzie that can't even make a proper gif

Are you trying to claim some logical highground while worshipping some 7th century pedophiles scribbles?

don't care didn't ask plus you're american

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Sean O Malley looks like he’s aged 20 years and a legit meth addict he’s getting sparked

how it feels to have a gf

I am your superior and you will respect me as such

i'm going to throw a coin at your head

Think I'm going to bet on Dariush, Jianliang, and Griffin this weekend lads. I will be in Vegas and going hard on whoever I settle on.

Anything I should know about these matchups?

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idk ive been alone 24 years

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I got /heem/ 2 times back to back by jannies for me talking about BRAPPPPPPPPPPPS!

Brapentina Bless!

I see you are a man of culture!

hahahah you stupid newfaggot you can't even reply to people hahahaha this is how much of a casual you are on /heem/ hahhaha die now and await your fate in Sovngarde!

Schaub Bless!

But the real question remains... what happens in Coral Springs, Florida!?

like a bag of sand that doesn't stop talking

bow to me you incel

this guy takes a blood shot to the eyebrow and heems yet mr. megan olivi can't

le homer simpson of the ufc man

le i am intellectual because i wear glasses man

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I'm sure the bookies will be very happy to see you

Why didn't he just webm it?

it's the spammer my dude

Who is Muslim

Already told you, LEAVE THAT GAY SKINNY NIGGER TO ME

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This is Romero's last chance at the title and he knows it, i have a feeling he's going to come out and perform better than we've ever seen him and not just be a 1 round fighter with large breaks inbetween shots.

dude shut up

High IQ Till cannot be defeated, he unanimous decision's everyone in the division.

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Had a gf in middle school. Can confirm it was annoying because I felt pressured to hang out with her. I couldn't just walk from one class to another, I had to walk with her and if I didn't she would get upset. Thankfully she dumped me after only a few days.

no he's an amerimutt

>I'm going to go home tonight! And drink a Coors light! That's a COORS light because Corona has Corona virus! HUE HUE!!!

>I'm going to down with my friends and family... And hell... I might even get on top of Joseph's wife tonight! :^)

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it's low level, against all morals and ethics
the prophet was the greatest man to have ever lived, and you deflected the question
fucking europeans spreas like cockroaches yet think they have some kind of real claim on that land
you're nothing but an invasive species

>he's back

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Imo it comes down to his coaches. If his coaches speak the proper gameplan to him. He's a shoe in. Yoel is too big and too strong and Israel has no real tdd. He could only defend a r5 gastellum who's a weak midget. Also no way israel can tie him up on the ground once he's down. If they talk to him and say look Israel doesn't really back off he likes to hang in front of you, prodding switching styles and will back up but not back away you can probably get him near the cage easily and then shoot on him when he's there he won't be able to ko you, then you can take him down and just g n p.

Usman is literally the blue print here for how to fight and its a guaranteed win so long as he finishes him within 3 rounds, or sits on Israel and Israel gasses himself

The problems I have is yoel doesn't seem smart. I doubt his coaches are smart. He seems genuinely pissed by Israel and will want to heem him. So I hope it means he's going to be more aggressive and less calculated because I think that will help him

this is the spammer mutt

I've seen this comment on Reddit countless times, and reiterated by numerous people I know. Keep telling yourself that buddy, Izzy is gonna end the old man's career. A clean KO for the champ.

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"I hope the security stops me"

Funnily enough I've done ok over the years in MMA since I basically just follow the advice of someone who can post a full, reasonable breakdown of why one fighter or the other has an edge

Last bet I had was Jon Jones/Reyes over 2.5 rounds since some guy basically predicted that Jones would take it easy and feel Reyes out for a few rounds before coming alive.

>when the cazzy take is incidentally the high iq take.

>I couldn't just walk from one class to another, I had to walk with her and if I didn't she would get upset. Thankfully she dumped me after only a few days.
This pretty much sums up the gf experience. It's like doing psychedelics, ya they can be fun but you have to plan your day around it and you can't just turn it off if you want to.

>people called me the spammer
total exoneration

wait so jizzrael really just doesn't wear shoes? he walks around everywhere barefoot? jesus, you're not in nigeria anymore, you ape. put some fucking shoes on. monkey.

Like when you refresh your podcast feed and there is a new Blow the Belt with Brendan Schaub

>Israel has no real tdd

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That's the issue, yoel will try to heem him and get clipped, adesanya will just move his head back like he did when whittaker came in and just outreach him. Yoel has the tools to beat adesanya but him and his team are a bunch of brainlets. This is his last chance, who cares about being fan-friendly and standing and banging, he needs to wrestlefuck that skinny-legged literal faggot and win the belt. Hopefully his coaches see that yoel is not going to be able to land clean on adesanya, his height/range is ridiculous compared to yoel.

How am I a """""""""""Mutt""""""""""""" If I am full-blooded MexiCAN?!?!? Born and raised in YOUR United States of Offended!!

You mad white boi?!

Y tu puto, chupa mi verga!

Picture is for you decapitado!! jajajaj

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P L E B B I T is full of kids. They all don't even watch the UFC they just tune in to the casual PPV fights for title matches they don't really like Memebender because of his fighting style they like him because he's just as cringe as they are!

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>Khabib never lost a rou-

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@99126326
shut up jordan

I think we should give Mr. Cold and Heartless his heem.com credentials back.

Reminder

streamable.com/zmmgf

>Reddit
You would know wouldn't you? haven't visited that shithole in years but you obviously visit it daily and know the opinions of all those cazzies. How's adesanyas balls taste you complete and utter faggot nog.

where can I find the rest of the set?

Conor bros the dagestani RAT runs and hides he said "the next fight after tony is AL Iaquinta because he deserves it"

ahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>too scared to move up in weight
>rather die cutting to bully the 155 lb division
>everyone has left lightweight because that jock strap sniffer likes to take baths in the sauna with other men

The absolute STATE of the muzzies!

CONOR BLESS!!!!

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Yeah but I'm saying he shouldn't heem him. He should prod adesanya towards the cage because Israel likes to hang with you and then when he's there shoot on him. Robert mostly loss because he did the same thing 10 times so Israel knew what was coming and easily countered it. He's not a master counterstrike like all you jizlets wank off about. Where was it against kelvin or his other fights? The truth is it doesn't exist Robert is just a brainlet who telegraphed the exact same combo over and over. Izzy couldn't even ko him, he doesn't have the power to ko yoel who can eat shots. He only knocked Robert down and stunned him

It would be extremely painful.

As in I agree with you. Wrestlefuck. Israel is weak as fuck.
Literally true.

you're a big boi

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Buddy, I'm agreeing with you that Yoel can win if he wrestlefucks him but he simply will not do it. He will try to heem him and end up losing a decision.

why yes I would heem jordan in the first

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Mate I'm agreeing with YOU calm down

You now remember this.

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Going to Reddit was worth it to see just how assblasted they were when Whittaker lost. Going into that fight there were so many people sure that their Bobby would starch him, when i knew all along he would be the one who would get starched. Very fun to see whenever Jon Jones gets brought up as well, they hate that guy.

Reddit is fine as long as you only subscribe to subreddits for more niche interests. The comments are a mess but sometimes interesting, never good for actual discussion.

It's 85% which is pretty darn high

>were gonna have to invent a giant weather machine to fix the weather, it will ruin natural pollenation, ngubus will all die due to old world techniques

Heems for this feel?

>reddit was assblasted when whittaker lost
Did you not see /heem/ ?

Joel doesn't know how to hold position on the ground he never has that's why he only uses wrestling in scrambles. He's much more effective striking.

Does /heem/ jump rope?

Reddit was on another level of delusion man, idk. I've been on the Adesanya train since Perth so I can't really say that heem was anything out of the ordinary

Damn right!

The only defense he has is waving his hands in the air after his head clatters off the canvas just like he did in that video where he got KO'ed STIFF!

>And then Ali cried... PLLLZZZZZZ STOP TALKING ABOUT CONOR!!! IT'S KHABIB TIME... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Darren Bless! Some say he is flushed... those people are no longer with us! Type F in chat for those who doubted him! Doubt him nao!

Yoel takes the belt in the second round. Screencap my post I have never been wrong and I always get D I G I T S... except for this post of course.

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Nah I just lift and hit the heavy bag mostly

JUST

streamable.com/nyqky?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

nice stoppage, oh wait

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Kutielina is still /mygirl/ it sucks she got hit so hard in her last UFC fight that she's now talking gibberish in that video!

>inb4 retards

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doesn't get anymore flushed than this lads..

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lol should've retired and gotten knocked up when she had the chance

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I knew I saw something real fucky going on with her right eye at the end of that 2nd? round. I was surprised nobody at the table commented on it. Is there confirmation on what the problem is? Eye muscle damage from the orbital getting blasted?

You just mad Khabib will be crowned GOAT of the lightweight division for all of time, while Conor's legacy is muddied with arrogance, ego, alcoholism and degeneracy

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>didnt retire before going full flush
if only she listened

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>and thus, the career of McNuggets came to its end, tapping to a mere triangle submission.

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dont make fun of disabled people, us khabib fans are too honorable for that

Of how many attempts? His opponents wrestling credentials clearly aren't the calibre of yoels. If yoel wrestles its game over.

youtube.com/watch?v=bagT-qJaXNQ

post more heems

lightweight GOAT is bj penn

>give a poor person money
>amerijews seethe
explain

sorry brother, we smesh mutts togetha now

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Prime Benson beats Conor easy

Yup

>no yoel
AAAA

>pretending to have watched bj penn in his prime
no fucking chance you were watching UFC in 2004 kid, no way
youre like one of those cocksoccer fans who claims pele is the GOAT based on hearsay

>soifrica

Heard of fightpass?

why are you always so mad?

doesnt count
rewatching fights will never give you the proper context of at what level the sport was at the time of the fight, how good the victory was judged in light of the state of the division back then, etc.

Do you have fightpass?

they call it fightpass because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and say "no thanks imma pass"

Not really. Pretty easy when there were fewer events back.

It is if you watch multiple of them

Youre nuts mate

I have a friend I've known for 7 years from The Netherlands he says that country is gay and he's always drinking his name is Bolus Manta I don't even know if that's a real name.

With a toothpick or without one!?
hmmmmmmmmmm

>posting doctored videos and pictures!

Why don't you nerds post the REAL pictures?! Karolina is doing fine just right now she blew me and (shit was so cash)! Picture related!

I started watching the UFC when Bork Laser came over from the WWE and when GPS was crying about an eye "injury" to avoid Nick Diaz! I remember BJ Penn in his prime! Are you going to call ME a liar?!

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Oh no...

OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

That eye was totaled before round 2 started.

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quite literally impossible to accurately assess how much the sport has changed in the 15 years since bj penn was in his prime
in sports where it's way easier to judge improvement over time because the athlete is assessed based on merely one easily quantifiable metric, i.e. the 100m sprint, we see that in a time span of 15 years, the average performance is top athletes has noticeably improved.
however, mma is an extremely multidisciplinary sport and thus it is not possible to do this. however, if we extrapolate the statistic that athletes tend to improve over long timescales, we can conclude that khabib is the LW GOAT

>to sell ppvs in countries that don't know how to stream yet
10/10 business model that's how wwmeme stays in business. They're a joke in Western countries, but they're really big in India.

Look at this redditspacing cazzie, NGANNOU HEEMS JONES 10/10 TIMES.

I disagree

holy fucking SEETHE

Redditspacing is a false meme.

Saved! I'm going to MS Paint her face into that crying cat you kids like to post on /heem/!

youtube.com/watch?v=AGN4YCKBB3g

youtube.com/watch?v=AGN4YCKBB3g

NEW!!! Just uploaded, not by me of course!

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My wife's Dutch, funnily enough.

why the fuck is cock fighting and dog fighting illegal but not women fighting?
women are easily above dogs and almost as intelligent as roosters

Why is mma legal?

... mate, he looked more healthy than he ever has and looked like a grown man instead of a boy. So much negativity in your heart, you seek to destroy others and bring them down, you hope for their failures! Why, mate? You have a long way to go.

The correct term is "To Children" but you wouldn't know that since your English is extremely poor.

Never filtered a tripfag so fast in my life

>as atheist
You don't.

Most hw title defenses. Beat the undefeated cheater Cormier. Knocked out Werdum with a jab. Aight, cazzie.

nadia kassem bogged herself

Why do they keep doing it?

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im enjoying this mentally ill boomer larp tbhf

jesus christ

What the hell

What the fuck did she mean by this?

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Too many lip-fillers :(

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j u s t

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Disgusting

The Benson that lost to Cowboy?

do women really

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God he looks like such a Chad up there

daily reminder to heem a coomer

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Yeah bro, a sand miner with some amature boxing experience is definitely the one a cazzie roots for. You are literally part of the problem with mma fandom. Dana grooms people that look and sound like "champs" and you drink it up, just like your uncles cum.

And you're the cazzie who thinks jones is some unbeatable inhuman fighter, santos and reyes both beat him and showed him to be vulnerable and very beatable even though they didn't get the decision, imagine thinking jones who got scared from santos/reyes power would tank ngannous shots and be fine, keep dreaming. Maybe in your fantasy world jones ko's ngannou on the ground or something you dumb cazzie.

nadia is a filled lebbo cunt

>santos and reyes both beat him
Mega caz spotted. Ngannou does heem Jon, however.

>Rounds 4 and 5 are worth more than the first three

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Ngannou is a bum

The people who say Santos won usually give him round 5 caz

forshure reyes put it on jon my mans

Can't believe some alcoholic from Geordie Shore is doing so good.

canor does this in literally every single fight and no one ever calls him out on it

What the fuck

>reyes won the first three

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perfect, now i want her bleach blonde, i love broken women.

I don't doubt it but I don't remember it. Can you give me an example so I can watch it?

need to heem my woman

strawpoll.me/19476853
thanks

2:30
youtu.be/gfoOvT-Ut7g

I remember him measuring the distance against Diego and people thinking it was a glove touch like with Hernandez.

Israel has staph infection. Why isn't /heem/ talking about this? He's flushed. His cardio kick boxing style won't work because of the staph.

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Cheers

he aight

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

that shit looks cartoony

happened with Adesanya and Bobert

I just assume all black people have some sort of disease

WE AREN'T DOCTORS

>Implying I wasnt

more to win and less to lose makes Stipe the safer gamble regardless of Stipe being better

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he got that from gastelum

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Measuring the distance he always starts fights from that stance.

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looks ashy

is this the deepest level of flushed or do BJ Penn is still lower?

How does she expect to get punched in those? They're going to burst and bleed all over the place.

It's definitely staph and he must have gotten some sort of treatment for it. There's no other possibility.

Firefist took Nadia soul and her personality.

/Figueiredo/

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>I've had malaria 8 times

Wtf?

izzy finna dab on yoel tho

they are so fucking disgusting

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cant believe bobby had one of those near his bum

what is your most high iq hot take

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that's when he won me over

Smif will be the one to dethrone JJ

That's Chris Brown.

Cole Konrad is the GOAT heavyweight.
Prime BJ Penn beats Conor
WMMA should be abolished
Adesanya beats Jones

I heem every single one in here

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CM Punk exposed Mike Jackson

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Why would Paulo fight Izzy if Yoel wins

Gabbi heems Amanda

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basado

Gabi will win the Womens Openweight Tournament at Rizin.

Screencap this.

new thread

He wasn't trying to touch gloves here that's just his stance cazzie.

HE STILL ANGERY ABOUT 9/11 COMMENTS

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What does he actually say I'm at work can't listen

he says its nothing

Smiling at those dudes in the back piecing together being on the big screen.

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