Everything about this club makes me fucking cringe

hope this is their logo/crest

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If Beckham really leans into the 80s Miami aesthetic, I'll lifelong this club even if they're eternally shit by MLS standards.

Miami Bloodring Bangers

Honestly, Man City's away kit this season (with all the pastel trim) is way more 80's Miami vibe than this team

The disgusting clusterfuck with the hazard lines?

That kit is horrendous

How is Miami as a place to live?

I have a thing for Latinas and that place seems like it's full of smoking hot chicas.

just go to spain homie

>Spain
>Latinas

Southern Europeans aren't what I understand under Latinas.
They lack the bundas.

Spaniard women have got nothing on cuban, dominicans etc, im saying that as someone who has lives in Florida and previously lived in the Algarve

>mlels

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New York attends games and cares for their teams even if they suck ass. Miami is fucking shit

No one cares about any of this here
Whatever you're seeing on TV with the MLS, it's like NFL games in London, no one really cares
t. Miamian

this go full miami vice colorway

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Retard

Thats a really decent logo to be honest.

Relax

why? all the good 80s hair metal was east coast.

Full of hot girls and just like I was an exotic snack in your country, your accent makes you exotic here

>all these faggot new yorkers seething over miami
checks out.

Can mexicans hurry up and replace americans??

The colors and the logo are based

miami in particular is full of cubans AFAIK, not mexicans

>still no neo-nazi mls club

It’s called NYCFC and the neonazis are all spics

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AC Miami

Based

Miami Vice FC

lt's a stupid name anyway

what? do you think miami is on the west coast?

I'm in it for the synthwave not the hair metal.

alternatives:
>Red Star Miami
>Spartak Miami
>PSV Miami
>Saint Miami

>AFC Hector

That's literally what everyone wanted but it would be bad optics to name a team after Miami's notorious cocaine scene.

>new ‘franchise’
>has ultras already

I hope the Spanish chants were written and the capos, drummers and match day captains were in place before that first game.

Of course, all of this was planned out years before a single player was signed.

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That’s lucky. Heaven knows what madness would ensue if the fans were allowed to organically find an identity.

Sorry, we have development deadlines to meet before Garber abolishes the salary cap and unleashes MLS.

Beckham applied for chant planning permission in 2012 I heard.

this. I live in Miami. I hate the team already. the color scheme is stupid. pink, white, and grey?? they couldnt even nail the "80s Miami Beach" aesthetic. they are building the new stadium right at the end of the international runway. nowhere else to put it, sure, but there are going to be fucking jets going overhead every 15 min. And the name! Inter Miami. yeah I get it. we're an international port city with a majority south american population and it's good for marketing, but it just feels wrong. beckham has been talking about forming a club down here forever though. I'm glad it's finally going through

who?

>abella anderson

His mom.

the logo is actually pretty cool when it isn't plastered in tryhard espanol

>Spaniard women have got nothing on cuban, dominicans etc
lol no, cubans, dominicans, and puerto ricans are fucking hideous. Yelissa is like the average girl over there lmao

Where are their chant sheets? How will I know when it’s appropriate to clap?

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Who the fuck even plays on this team? Did they have open tryouts?

Very Based German here

The biggest sin here is choosing lame ass light pink as the main color. You'd be better off going 100% with the Palermo ripoff

Pink is based, especially for Miami.

I'm on the team, AMA

Post proofs

such based jerseys 2bqh

>Even though they won't have problem attracting foreign talent
Its an MLS club how are they supposed to attract foreign talent

Anywhere in north of the zoo and south of the airport is warm comfy living. Shitskins and rednecks are contained outside those boundaries.

lmao why do you even care, fag?

pure delusion

there have been other teams down there that went defunct.

it's objectively miami. it's the only city where the baseball team isn't the #1 show on cable locally during the season and it's like #5 or some shit for example. even the second teams in every city with two teams are higher than #5

You don't have the balls to go to Miami and say that to this their ultras faces
youtube.com/watch?v=DP7FNTP_RKc

if youre aryan youll swim in pussy here
t. South Fl 6'1 average looking blonde

this except Kendell

this. The women down here CANT resist

Is this a wrestling promo?

What the hell is wrong with Kendall? It's as vanilla as it gets.
t. live right next to Killian Palms

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If MLS abolished the salary cap it might actually become worth watching. Nobody on the planet can beat American billionaires when it comes to spending money, not even Arab shieks.

Kek this was funny

Dwayne Wade says Trans Rights

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>futbolmiamimls

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Why do MLS teams and fans want so desperately to be Europeans that they even copy European football team names?

For me, it's Miami Juniors or Miami SportVerein.

yes

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Who the fuck thought spamming DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALEDALE DALE would-be fun?

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>100% white crowd

stop being dooping mental my finnish friend

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The Rock played for the Dolphins

Why are Americans so fucking plastic?

I really wanted this to be real, but here's the actual website

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>"What colours should we use to let everyone know we're anti-racist?"
>"What about black, white and red?"
>"Yeah, no one proud of their race used those before"

I can't tell if their subtle memers, doopin mental who couldn't give a crud, or just brain dead.

why are Finns so dooping mental?

bro they literally changed it because people were seething
>thisisanfield.com/2016/02/liverpool-owners-change-transforming-fans-into-customers-tagline/

It's a parody of the anti-social social club, ya dope.

He never made it past college tho