>there are men in the middle and late 20s/30s who haven’t found ONE single woman that consented to let him stick his penis in her vagina and thrust for like 5 minutes out of BILLIONS of women on this planet >that same guy looks down on you and talks about how he doesn’t need “3DPD” and that illustrations of women and girls (fucking gross) are enough to satisfy him despite unable to replace basic female companionship (common sense)
Holy fucking shit bro, imagine that guy. Imagine having an argument with a virgin. Like... what the fuck dude... some serious shit must have happened in your life if you’re still a virgin in middle to late adulthood.
PS paying a prostitute doesn’t count, you’re literally still a spiritual virgin if not technically one lmfao
Bros I admit it.... I'm 26.... still a virgin... how do i do it bros!?
Asher Gutierrez
whatever dude, im 18, just watch sports, fap, and play vidya simple as, ill get pussy when I feel like.
Sex isn't as meaningful as people think.
Liam Williams
it's too late for you
James Adams
How much do you weigh? What do you wear?
Kayden Myers
18 and virgin isn’t bad. It’s like 28 virgin that is concerning
David Stewart
Where I work there isn't many women let alone good looking ones. Only trashy women go to bars so I won't bother going there for them. I don't even care anymore really.
Christian Campbell
this boards about sports right
Kayden Miller
Unless you're among the top 10% best looking guys it's impossible to have sex
Brandon James
I feel like there is a big overlap of people like that and anime fans
I just can't imagine an adult man liking anime to ever get laid. Perhaps with one of those mentally ill "cosplay girls", but you probably can't even call that sex what these girls are having.
Joshua Diaz
I wish I was still a virgin. There's joy in being a chad virgin.
Aiden Hernandez
If I had a woman ask me for sex but didn't do her am I still a virgin?
Nathaniel Green
I recently paid to have sex with a transexual prostitute.
>I just can't imagine an adult man liking anime to ever get laid Kek liking anime has no affect. People with your mindset are the most likely to be virgins. You're a virgin because you're unattractive and have no friends. Simple as. Hobbies are irrelevant and guys like you use it as a coping excuse as to why you don't get laid. I know guys that watch anime weekly still pull girls outside because the hobby is irrelevant.
People in this country unironically watch garbage like love island and I don't see that affect their sexual life
Dominic Ortiz
I've fucked about 50 girls but I would trade those experiences to be married to a high school/college gf like most of my friends are
Wyatt Moore
im a fat fucking dork and even I can pull in 7/10s a few times a month to keep the little guy in my jeans happy.
My dad was a 5'6 chubby hapa who somehow managed to marry my pretty blonde white american mom and raise kids with her. We are living proof that its not hard to get pussy.
Sebastian Lewis
mmmm that sounds like cope bro
Adrian Mitchell
i am 23, white, tall, and handsome. i work in finance. i receive considerable female attention on a day to day basis. i living with my girlfriend and wish i could just get drunk and jack off to gyaru doujins every day
I don't even watch anime. Its just a shitty hobby that's irrelevant in to getting pussy. You're just in denial and use your hobbies as an excuse. You're a faggot using a proxy to post on here larping as a German and trying to tell me I'm the virgin? LMFAO
Nolan Wood
truth told here. People tend to overrate sex, especially those who don't have any.
that's not the way things work, user.
Ryder Torres
kek. I’m ugly and overweight and in my 30s and I’ve had 8 different partners and lots of sex. Ok that’s not amazing but better than the kissless virgin wojacks posters
I unironically didn’t lose my virginity until I turned 25. Spent an entire year just getting fit and losing weight.
It can be done but it’s not easy. My body count is 5 now and really sex won’t fill the gaping hole inside of you either. I had a long term gf/ex fiancé and it ended because I realized I’m such a shitty immature jealous person. If you serious emotional problems sex or gf won’t magically fix them. You need to fix that stuff yourself.
Also be careful with falling in love. That shit will turn you inside out. It’s awful.
>is a virgin >Sex isn't as meaningful as people think why the fuck would anyone take your opinion seriously kiddo. it’s not just about sticking your dick in a hole and it’s nothing like porn lmfao
Daniel Howard
Based Arthur
Ryan Ramirez
youre parents despise you
Angel Moore
Lol sure kid, keep telling yourself that
Logan Martinez
What am I actually in denial about and what hobbies am I using as an excuse for what? And how do you reckon I'm using a proxy to larp as a German? What advantage would that give me here?
Lol, you are one confused little fella I must say
Connor Carter
This also based
Dude there are literally girls on tinder who just want anonymous sex with zero strings attached.
Aiden Turner
most people who this applies to have severe social anxiety/apergers/both
if it was as simple as you make it out to be to change that, then nobody would fucking have it would they brainlet?
Gabriel Roberts
My inability to fall in love is what ended my last relationship. I think I’m sociopathic and incapable of loving ;_;
Brayden Allen
>fathers despise you only because you haven't had sex your parents are shit
Obviously I'm exaggerating, but these anime fans (specifically those who adore and post these cringe little anime girls all the time) really strike me as not right in the head for the most part 2bh
I just can't imagine them being functional in real life social situations.
Jackson Rodriguez
women are gay
Eli Martinez
Dat neck photoshop
Matthew Morales
Been on Yea Forums since 2007, I like a bit of anime here and there mostly old stuff pre-mid 2000s autism epidemic and I have always thought anime posters were absolute fucking faggots. I still think anime is the weakest aspect of this website next to the acceptance of sex offenders.
Robert Howard
Loveless sex is disappointing It's like fapping, afterward you kinda regret it, or she was a 8/10 or higher and it was worth it, but >8/10 >on Tinder heh
Landon Anderson
i love my gf bros
Levi Gutierrez
love your work chielbro kee pit up
Josiah Jenkins
it's called growing up, bro. Puberty brain tells you sex is the ultima ratio and the most important thing and so on -- just look at this thread ffs! But that's pretty ridiculous tbqh. unironically go and have sex on a regular basis and things will shift back to being reasonable.
Alexander Ward
>I just can't imagine them being functional in real life social situations. Anyone who visits trash boards like this are definitely not functional. Except me because I'm based.
David Peterson
I cannot remember if the neck is shopped or not
Lucas Hill
kek
Henry Mitchell
less than 6 hours ago my GF was rimming my asshole, made me cum in her mouth, spit it back out onto my dick and then rode me until she came.
having sex is great bros. especially with women.
Robert Smith
>it’s not just about sticking your dick in a hole what else is it about?
Jayden Sullivan
I think the most pathetic people are the normalfags posting on Yea Forums and complaining about autists They have 0 self-awareness It's like walking in Detroit shouting NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Eli Edwards
> riding limp dick to orgasm *coolstorybro.jpg*
David Baker
this sure looks like a nice sport thread
Kevin Brooks
>he's never been rimmed while his GF is also stroking his cock
Juan Hernandez
to be fair, most of our scoring records are zero out of zero.
there's a section of men who have extremely high standards mixed with a strong inclination at avoidance. men like OP get with women who most top-tier male virgins wouldn't have sex with if you paid them.
you can blame the internet, pornography, high quality instagram models etc; but the top-tier male virgin who has only ever linked an orgasm with his right hand, and looking at a top-end model or porn star, has zero desire to get with some random 5/10 girl.
Jeremiah Lopez
Its not hard to get pussy. Just go on tinder or go to a bar.
Eli Campbell
>Anyone who visits trash boards like this are definitely not functional
I'm a (possibly pathological) procrastinator, tend to be lazy and have sociopathic tendencies (I'm oftentimes having trouble feeling sorry for people in situations where it would be normal to do so), so I'm far from being a "normie".
But I have no trouble being social, I have 3-4 good friends and don't need more, I have a gf who I'm likely going to marry even though I'm scared shitless about the prospect of starting a family and if anything I'm scared that I will give in to my dark urges and cheat on her in order to torpedo our relationship.
I'm definitely somewhat fucked up and dysfunctional, but I'm not a social autist in the way many of those anime fans appear to be.
Jose Diaz
Did you shave it?
Austin Foster
Are you me lol
Joseph Morgan
Who knew chile could be so based?
Andrew Carter
Jokes on you, i've had ugly girls offer and i've declined. Then again i've had so many bad experiences with women that I will probably never be able to have a normal relationship.
Bentley Brown
I turned down 2 women on saturday night who were just looking to fuck. I do this fairly regularly because its easy to get laid (i'm not autist, tall and have a decent job, above average sized dick).
I can't relate to the 20 something virgins in this thread. 5000 years ago they would have been culled or banished from society. We honestly need to go back to those times to strengthen the human race.
Jaxon Edwards
So it's ok to be a lazy sociopath but not to be an antisocial autist?
Charles Powell
Yes. I mean there is no better feeling than a clean wipe. That's the main reason. It just also happens that a nice clean asshole means your GF is more likely to lick it.
Aiden Adams
Yes
James Clark
Dunno mate, I'm also incapable of loving yet I'm already 3 years into a relationship with my now fiancee. Thing is at this point I'm not interested in love per se but I like being with her, I find her cute and we have enough interests in common to bot get bored of her.
James Hughes
Where did I say anything about anything being okay or not?
The Brit suggested that everyone who comes here is an antisocial autist and I begged to differ
I do think Yea Forums/4channel generally attracts people who are not "normal" (then again, who is?), but not all are the same kind of "not normal".
Gabriel Price
"Love" as hollywood portraits in the movies doesn't exist. What your describing - long term commitment and happiness when with the person is love and the pathway to a meaningful long term relationship
anna karenina style: Normal(tm) ppl are all alike and wouldn't lurk Yea Forums too much, while the rest is heterogenous, having different issues each
Julian Sullivan
Me with the buckethat
Oliver Green
me on the far right
Ryder Gray
What sport is this thread about?
Nathan Adams
>PS paying a prostitute doesn’t count, you’re literally still a spiritual virgin if not technically one lmfao
That's not fair. That's not fair.
Nicholas Young
>I do think Yea Forums/4channel generally attracts people who are not "normal", but not all are the same kind of "not normal".
It did 15 years ago. Once it became le kewl hangout it filled up with faggots and zoomers, neither of which, on the whole, are welcome. This is like a totally different website now. For example, you would never ever have found someone crying about their feelings getting hurt here, or begging for more moderation, or begging that boards get deleted If you didn't like it then you stayed on plebbit. This is the problem when people who shouldn't be here come here because it's le kewl hangout while having nothing in common with what it is, but come regardless because it's kewl to do so. Sort of like when Chads and Staceys pretended to be nerds about 10 years ago despite both of them bullying the fuck out of nerds during school. Heck, you could take it one step further and do the internet in it's entirety. Way back the internet was for hobbyists, oucasts, and sex offenders. If you weren't one of those then you didn't use the internet. The internet was literally for losers and if you spent anytime on it then you were widely ridiculed. That doesn't happen anymore because it became the kewl thing to do. Just like coming to Yea Forums. NB: "kewl" has been added for effect.
Brayden Russell
the original decline when you started to see PC vs Mac threads. Anyone that knew shit about computers knew you would only be using a mac over a PC for very specific graphic design/video editing purposes. Just saying you were on a Mac would've gotten you laughed off of the site.
Robert Murphy
The fappening and pol being associated with Trump's election ruined Yea Forums. You know I'm right.
The fact that 4channel was even created is an embarrassment.
Same except I’m not tall and not a weeb. Most girls stop doing stuff on their own when they have a long relationship which leaves you with no time to truly unwind. I stay up two hours after she goes to bed just to be alone. Girls who do go out a lot on their own are probably bad news though.
David Baker
34yo virgin here
> Not fat > Not ugly > Not short > Not poor / good job > Have few friends > 0 interest in anime > Convinced that women are mean to me / despise me > Will probably kill myself out of shame if I try to ask a chick one day and she rejects me
Carson Anderson
fuck off lad
Jayden Brown
fucking this 100%. girls automatically just latch onto you and lose all of their supposed interests. suddenly you are staying up 2+ hours after they go to sleep just to do shit like play vidya
Blake Parker
What if I’ve had over 10 women consent to this and gone so far as gotten them into bed but ultimately opted against it because I’m afraid of getting a disease? I’ve had too many women suck my dick and then just cuddle with them afterwards because I know they’re all sluts and I don’t want to get herpes for a few minutes of enjoyment
Liam Cooper
I'm 26yo and I honestly believe I'd die a virgin had I not fucked my sister and my cousin. In fact, even though I fucked them I never felt like I lost my virginity, it somehow feels like it doesn't count. It doesn't bother me tho, I have a small dick and I don't need anyone else to know that.