There are men in the middle and late 20s/30s who haven’t found ONE single woman that consented to let him stick his...

>there are men in the middle and late 20s/30s who haven’t found ONE single woman that consented to let him stick his penis in her vagina and thrust for like 5 minutes out of BILLIONS of women on this planet
>that same guy looks down on you and talks about how he doesn’t need “3DPD” and that illustrations of women and girls (fucking gross) are enough to satisfy him despite unable to replace basic female companionship (common sense)

Holy fucking shit bro, imagine that guy. Imagine having an argument with a virgin. Like... what the fuck dude... some serious shit must have happened in your life if you’re still a virgin in middle to late adulthood.

PS paying a prostitute doesn’t count, you’re literally still a spiritual virgin if not technically one lmfao

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This but unironically

Bros I admit it.... I'm 26.... still a virgin... how do i do it bros!?

whatever dude, im 18, just watch sports, fap, and play vidya simple as, ill get pussy when I feel like.

Sex isn't as meaningful as people think.

it's too late for you

How much do you weigh? What do you wear?

18 and virgin isn’t bad. It’s like 28 virgin that is concerning

Where I work there isn't many women let alone good looking ones. Only trashy women go to bars so I won't bother going there for them.
I don't even care anymore really.

this boards about sports right

Unless you're among the top 10% best looking guys it's impossible to have sex

I feel like there is a big overlap of people like that and anime fans

I just can't imagine an adult man liking anime to ever get laid. Perhaps with one of those mentally ill "cosplay girls", but you probably can't even call that sex what these girls are having.

I wish I was still a virgin. There's joy in being a chad virgin.

If I had a woman ask me for sex but didn't do her am I still a virgin?

I recently paid to have sex with a transexual prostitute.

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>I just can't imagine an adult man liking anime to ever get laid
Kek liking anime has no affect. People with your mindset are the most likely to be virgins. You're a virgin because you're unattractive and have no friends. Simple as. Hobbies are irrelevant and guys like you use it as a coping excuse as to why you don't get laid. I know guys that watch anime weekly still pull girls outside because the hobby is irrelevant.

People in this country unironically watch garbage like love island and I don't see that affect their sexual life

I've fucked about 50 girls but I would trade those experiences to be married to a high school/college gf like most of my friends are

im a fat fucking dork and even I can pull in 7/10s a few times a month to keep the little guy in my jeans happy.

My dad was a 5'6 chubby hapa who somehow managed to marry my pretty blonde white american mom and raise kids with her. We are living proof that its not hard to get pussy.

mmmm that sounds like cope bro

i am 23, white, tall, and handsome. i work in finance. i receive considerable female attention on a day to day basis. i living with my girlfriend and wish i could just get drunk and jack off to gyaru doujins every day

fuck woemn

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Are you rich and/or famous?

>that cope

kek, pretty much confirmed my theory there, buddy

Also I have a gf and had sex around 15 hours ago, but nice try

nope, just in college where girls will drop their panties after a few heinekens

revert yourself from the incel way of thinking hans, 95 percent of inceldoms are caused by mental issues not physical attraction.

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I don't even watch anime. Its just a shitty hobby that's irrelevant in to getting pussy. You're just in denial and use your hobbies as an excuse.
You're a faggot using a proxy to post on here larping as a German and trying to tell me I'm the virgin? LMFAO

truth told here. People tend to overrate sex, especially those who don't have any.

that's not the way things work, user.

kek. I’m ugly and overweight and in my 30s and I’ve had 8 different partners and lots of sex. Ok that’s not amazing but better than the kissless virgin wojacks posters

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hmmm that sounds like cope german bro

I unironically didn’t lose my virginity until I turned 25. Spent an entire year just getting fit and losing weight.

It can be done but it’s not easy. My body count is 5 now and really sex won’t fill the gaping hole inside of you either. I had a long term gf/ex fiancé and it ended because I realized I’m such a shitty immature jealous person. If you serious emotional problems sex or gf won’t magically fix them. You need to fix that stuff yourself.

Also be careful with falling in love. That shit will turn you inside out. It’s awful.

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Based as fuck

lmao don't care
FUCK 3DPD
FUCK NORMALFAGS
FUCK MORALFAGS
FUCK JANNIE for not deleting this thread

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99% of inceldoms are caused by being too ugly

>is a virgin
>Sex isn't as meaningful as people think
why the fuck would anyone take your opinion seriously kiddo. it’s not just about sticking your dick in a hole and it’s nothing like porn lmfao

Based Arthur

youre parents despise you

Lol sure kid, keep telling yourself that

What am I actually in denial about and what hobbies am I using as an excuse for what? And how do you reckon I'm using a proxy to larp as a German? What advantage would that give me here?

Lol, you are one confused little fella I must say

This also based

Dude there are literally girls on tinder who just want anonymous sex with zero strings attached.

most people who this applies to have severe social anxiety/apergers/both

if it was as simple as you make it out to be to change that, then nobody would fucking have it would they brainlet?

My inability to fall in love is what ended my last relationship. I think I’m sociopathic and incapable of loving ;_;

>fathers despise you only because you haven't had sex
your parents are shit

pic related is who calls people incel on 4chinz

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Obviously I'm exaggerating, but these anime fans (specifically those who adore and post these cringe little anime girls all the time) really strike me as not right in the head for the most part 2bh

I just can't imagine them being functional in real life social situations.

women are gay

Dat neck photoshop

Been on Yea Forums since 2007, I like a bit of anime here and there mostly old stuff pre-mid 2000s autism epidemic and I have always thought anime posters were absolute fucking faggots. I still think anime is the weakest aspect of this website next to the acceptance of sex offenders.

Loveless sex is disappointing
It's like fapping, afterward you kinda regret it, or she was a 8/10 or higher and it was worth it, but
>8/10
>on Tinder
heh

i love my gf bros

love your work chielbro
kee pit up

it's called growing up, bro. Puberty brain tells you sex is the ultima ratio and the most important thing and so on -- just look at this thread ffs! But that's pretty ridiculous tbqh. unironically go and have sex on a regular basis and things will shift back to being reasonable.

>I just can't imagine them being functional in real life social situations.
Anyone who visits trash boards like this are definitely not functional.
Except me because I'm based.

I cannot remember if the neck is shopped or not

kek

less than 6 hours ago my GF was rimming my asshole, made me cum in her mouth, spit it back out onto my dick and then rode me until she came.

having sex is great bros. especially with women.

>it’s not just about sticking your dick in a hole
what else is it about?

I think the most pathetic people are the normalfags posting on Yea Forums and complaining about autists
They have 0 self-awareness
It's like walking in Detroit shouting NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

> riding limp dick to orgasm
*coolstorybro.jpg*

this sure looks like a nice sport thread

>he's never been rimmed while his GF is also stroking his cock

to be fair, most of our scoring records are zero out of zero.

there's a section of men who have extremely high standards mixed with a strong inclination at avoidance. men like OP get with women who most top-tier male virgins wouldn't have sex with if you paid them.

you can blame the internet, pornography, high quality instagram models etc; but the top-tier male virgin who has only ever linked an orgasm with his right hand, and looking at a top-end model or porn star, has zero desire to get with some random 5/10 girl.

Its not hard to get pussy. Just go on tinder or go to a bar.

>Anyone who visits trash boards like this are definitely not functional

I'm a (possibly pathological) procrastinator, tend to be lazy and have sociopathic tendencies (I'm oftentimes having trouble feeling sorry for people in situations where it would be normal to do so), so I'm far from being a "normie".

But I have no trouble being social, I have 3-4 good friends and don't need more, I have a gf who I'm likely going to marry even though I'm scared shitless about the prospect of starting a family and if anything I'm scared that I will give in to my dark urges and cheat on her in order to torpedo our relationship.

I'm definitely somewhat fucked up and dysfunctional, but I'm not a social autist in the way many of those anime fans appear to be.

Did you shave it?

Are you me lol

Who knew chile could be so based?

Jokes on you, i've had ugly girls offer and i've declined. Then again i've had so many bad experiences with women that I will probably never be able to have a normal relationship.

I turned down 2 women on saturday night who were just looking to fuck. I do this fairly regularly because its easy to get laid (i'm not autist, tall and have a decent job, above average sized dick).

I can't relate to the 20 something virgins in this thread. 5000 years ago they would have been culled or banished from society. We honestly need to go back to those times to strengthen the human race.

So it's ok to be a lazy sociopath but not to be an antisocial autist?

Yes. I mean there is no better feeling than a clean wipe. That's the main reason. It just also happens that a nice clean asshole means your GF is more likely to lick it.

Yes

Dunno mate, I'm also incapable of loving yet I'm already 3 years into a relationship with my now fiancee. Thing is at this point I'm not interested in love per se but I like being with her, I find her cute and we have enough interests in common to bot get bored of her.

Where did I say anything about anything being okay or not?

The Brit suggested that everyone who comes here is an antisocial autist and I begged to differ

I do think Yea Forums/4channel generally attracts people who are not "normal" (then again, who is?), but not all are the same kind of "not normal".

"Love" as hollywood portraits in the movies doesn't exist. What your describing - long term commitment and happiness when with the person is love and the pathway to a meaningful long term relationship

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anna karenina style: Normal(tm) ppl are all alike and wouldn't lurk Yea Forums too much, while the rest is heterogenous, having different issues each

Me with the buckethat

me on the far right

What sport is this thread about?

>PS paying a prostitute doesn’t count, you’re literally still a spiritual virgin if not technically one lmfao

That's not fair. That's not fair.

>I do think Yea Forums/4channel generally attracts people who are not "normal", but not all are the same kind of "not normal".

It did 15 years ago. Once it became le kewl hangout it filled up with faggots and zoomers, neither of which, on the whole, are welcome.
This is like a totally different website now. For example, you would never ever have found someone crying about their feelings getting hurt here, or begging for more moderation, or begging that boards get deleted If you didn't like it then you stayed on plebbit.
This is the problem when people who shouldn't be here come here because it's le kewl hangout while having nothing in common with what it is, but come regardless because it's kewl to do so. Sort of like when Chads and Staceys pretended to be nerds about 10 years ago despite both of them bullying the fuck out of nerds during school.
Heck, you could take it one step further and do the internet in it's entirety. Way back the internet was for hobbyists, oucasts, and sex offenders. If you weren't one of those then you didn't use the internet. The internet was literally for losers and if you spent anytime on it then you were widely ridiculed. That doesn't happen anymore because it became the kewl thing to do. Just like coming to Yea Forums.
NB: "kewl" has been added for effect.

the original decline when you started to see PC vs Mac threads. Anyone that knew shit about computers knew you would only be using a mac over a PC for very specific graphic design/video editing purposes. Just saying you were on a Mac would've gotten you laughed off of the site.

The fappening and pol being associated with Trump's election ruined Yea Forums. You know I'm right.

The fact that 4channel was even created is an embarrassment.

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Same except I’m not tall and not a weeb. Most girls stop doing stuff on their own when they have a long relationship which leaves you with no time to truly unwind. I stay up two hours after she goes to bed just to be alone. Girls who do go out a lot on their own are probably bad news though.

34yo virgin here

> Not fat
> Not ugly
> Not short
> Not poor / good job
> Have few friends
> 0 interest in anime
> Convinced that women are mean to me / despise me
> Will probably kill myself out of shame if I try to ask a chick one day and she rejects me

fuck off lad

fucking this 100%. girls automatically just latch onto you and lose all of their supposed interests. suddenly you are staying up 2+ hours after they go to sleep just to do shit like play vidya

What if I’ve had over 10 women consent to this and gone so far as gotten them into bed but ultimately opted against it because I’m afraid of getting a disease?
I’ve had too many women suck my dick and then just cuddle with them afterwards because I know they’re all sluts and I don’t want to get herpes for a few minutes of enjoyment

I'm 26yo and I honestly believe I'd die a virgin had I not fucked my sister and my cousin. In fact, even though I fucked them I never felt like I lost my virginity, it somehow feels like it doesn't count. It doesn't bother me tho, I have a small dick and I don't need anyone else to know that.

Neymar is that you?