/hoc/

Ovi 703
Kovi assist

I am a happy lad

>mexico
hey juan i thought youd be a stars ducks panthers orkings fan

I like the Stars and Panthers

Fuck the Kings and Ducks tho

It’s not >our fault he cannot speak English and doesn’t understand systems play

Return him and Mikko will teach him English so he can understand what the coach is saying to him

>pulling all-nighters to finish group projects because no one else will

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truly is the white man's burden

My teddies

my team keeps losing, but at least i have threads hitting bump limit on other boards

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Daily reminder /cric/ is God’s sport

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>cucked.jpg

Imagine the smell.

postin some good 'za

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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

knights bent the knee once more i see

>rags

All the good guys won last night.
FUCK the mild
FUCK the peons

go teds

>detoilet ded wongs
>still struggling for their 16th win of the season
cant make this shit up

>canada
>still struggling to win a cup after 1993
can’t make this shit up

counter point

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>Canada turns to Alt-cups because they can’t win the one that matters

All part of the plan (to pick 1st overall for 5 years straight)

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cope

>cup
>model of Hope Solo's blown out cooch
can’t make this shit up

anyone still in it for fantasy? First week of playoffs for me. Should I go with Stalock over Jarry?

>Markström dies
>Canucks crash worse than the stock market these past couple of days
This goes to show that Markström should be in consideration for Vezina and Hart

he'd have to return and ensure they made the playoffs for those accolades

>In 4 games since Jacob Markstrom's injury, the Canucks have limited opponents to 7.49 expected goals against at 5-on-5.
>Over the same timeframe, they've in fact permitted 12 goals against 5-on-5.

>counting en goals

>Stalock
The guy who let in 4 goals last night? No thanks

vezina maybe no way hart

Watch NJ still win the draft lottery because reasons

huomenta /hoc/

Every day gets a little worse

WHITECLOUD IS SHIT
HOLDEN IS SHIT
IM GONNA SACRIFICE A FUCKING GOAT TO GET STONER BACK

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>life and times of a ded wongs fangay

last night is a complete blur and I think I’m still drunk
did my knighties win?

>no skoda cup this year cause coronavirus

fuck this fucking life

Lmao imagine losing to LA

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correction, I am still incredibly drunk
how am I still this drunk?
noooooo how could this happen to me

Love this dude

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wtf? is this right?

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ya

>wild are top 6 in chance to win cup
OUR YEAR

Moneypuck is a shit website

t. Team not listed

fuck you

Bend over and I will

I might fall over if I try something like that

it was wrong last season

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Having some cuppa, how about you lads?

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having some soppa

Ya, a fucking bug just flew into my cup.

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How close is Corona to you lads?? Only about 300 miles for me...

Because sometimes you just want to eat a tasty asshole.

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Did everyone died?

jannies range banned my ip
fucking assholes

yes

same
fuck niggers

Back again after being told to support the Bruins when I was last here a few months ago, how are we doing? Are we going to win?

GOOOOOD MORNING
KNIGHTS KNAAATION

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>peons lost to the worst team in the conference
Lmao what a shit show

*dumps the puck in*

*turns it over*

Hockey is not for you. Get out

Just took a massive Toronto, lads. Had to flush twice.

BEND
THE
KNEE

Did you clog the Minnesota? Jannies won’t like that

fellow sabres fans how the fuck do we fix our team

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>”IT’S TIME FOR A (home team) POWER PLAY”
>stadium cheers

one of the few teams that could really benefit from a talented winger like lafreniere

fire the coach

Fire sale to teams more competent.

Fact: if your team isn’t in the playoffs, they will not win the cup.

the melnyk approach is having the opposite effect on improving the sens

Who said anything about improving?

Gotta score more goals than the other team to win, lads

the poster you responded to

@TSNDougMcKenzie
>Due to the ongoing threat of coronavirus, the NHL playoffs are cancelled and the Stanley Cup will be awarded to the President's Trophy winner

Not if you go to a shootout.

But the cup isn’t even being played in Canada.

>implying the usa is not under threat of covid-19

>”under threat”
>less than 1000 cases

only three times the cases of canada

China had FEWER than 1,000 cases at one point, sheep

Still worrying

another 10 years of "rebuilding"

please don't bully my knighties

>p-please don’t bully my team
KWAB

i said please
and I don't even know what kwab means

Only 80 cases in the US, fuck off fear mongers

big hockey fan lads

which is way higher than canada's amount of confirmed cases

>don’t have fear when it’s still deadly
Comeon.jpg

The only US deaths were from people that were already sick

The dead people were >laffs fans... vulnerable to chinkaids of course.

thus far
there are confirmed cases of the virus spreading on us soil

are canuck fans valid for their overreacting?

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Go lick a bench then if it's nothing to worry about

You’d like that wouldn’t you, fag

>tfw isolated state with low population density
Stay out fuckers. We have guns.

yes

You dying? Of course I would.

>montana fags
sometimes forget you homos even exist

no
vancouver has by far the worst fanbase in the nhl
literally a bunch of crazy bug people who think they know hockey (they don't)

rich coming from a sweshitter

Good. Keep it that way.

Having a false sense of security is what kills you. All it takes is one hobo to get the virus to infect the majority of homeless in California that will in turn affect the general population.

Not saying there's no risk, but I'm definitely in a more advantageous place geographically than most of the country. I also don't care that much if I die, so there's that.

calling all my beaner friends right now and telling them how great montana is and how cheap the land is

Gary loves me this I know
For the sunbelt tells me so
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong

You know he is right tho

kippers doesnt represent the entire fanbase

i hate mondays

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job interviews today, lads. Turn that nog music down.

did you put /hoc/ as a reference?

I'll put in a good word for you mate.

/hoc/ reference will be my closer, gotta pick a favorite star player though
too obvious w Crosby and only the normies get that one
too boutique w Pasternak
too gay w Matthews
I'm thinking Pietrangelo.

>matthews
>gay
>not crosby
Really nigga? Also the better choice would’ve been mackinnon or doughty

The backup EBUG (when the regular guy is gone) for the ECHL team near me is not returning after this season. Should I apply for the position?

yes and get a mask with spurdo on it

your mask better have an onion ring/spurdo/the sheep/or /hoc/ on it somewhere

>muh terrible forced memes

How many points is the best player in the world getting today?

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solid choice

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every meme here is terrible and forced, what exactly is your point?

Who was in the wrong here?

shitting all over /cric/ is as organic a meme as they come

Benn for being a bitch

Points are for homosex, chicks dig goals

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ok, i can't argue with that one

>gary points are for colossal faggots

when god gives you lemons you find a new god

Good grief!!

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Should I pay this fine? fucking speed trap

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Which one of you creepy pedos started this?

i can read cyrillic, what is it trying to tell me, slav?

Shant leave hoc.

*can't

too fast, give the monez

Slow the fuk down and pay the fine.

hmmmm...
doesn't look like you have a choice, unless you think you can coerce Uncle Vladimir
>uncle uncy vlad, i was just having a fun time hahaha =D

>two fucking games today
GAAAAAAAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

If ilya bryzgalov can have shadow the hedgehog on his mask then the local EBUG for /hoc/ can have an onion ring or spurdo

Ez win for Avs, thanks based Gary

Benn for getting his dick in teh way of Pietrangelo's stickspear.

at least this character was endeared to him and not one based off the effort of some extremely autistic anons to shove onion rings down our throats

business idea: /hoc/'s EBUG has the K***ers ass meme on his helmet

I wanna see how confident a goalie would be to put something like that on their mask. That kid spencer knight has squidward on his mask, so why not have a spurdo

I vote for this.

'heads

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I don't like hockey. stop it

what do you like?

I don't know

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KN-KN-KN-KNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

WW@?!

i bet you like f1

all the knights are busy bending thee knee

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ewwww

Objectively false. They just concluded practice.

Thanks for your concession though bud!

Hello friend.

>implying they were allowed to stand up after the whipping they received last night
tyfyc

The rusty peons lost to the WORST team in the conference. KWAB

How so?

You can easily find pictures and video on the beat writers twitter.

Thanks for your concession though bud!

Well guess I'll be leaving /hoc/ for a bit while you guys have your daily circlejerk.

after being beaten into submission like dogs, i bet they are quick to leap back into the arms of their master

How so when I've proven otherwise?

>hes back
>you all will keep responding to him

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all you proven is they were busy jumping through hoops again

Just fuck already.

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Thanks for your concession though bud!

didnt you tell us you were going to run and hide?

>every poster is the same person
I thought canadians were supposed to smart?

If the knights are so good why did they lose to the worst team in the conference and 3rd worst team in the league?

you sound as much a bitch as the other user

>yamamoto might be back
oilers are gonna win the pacific desu
sometimes teams have another ones number. However, its funny because its the fucking tank team doing it. LA is probably gonna get a top 5 pick, but they'll be getting better and better thanks to those prospects and picks

>I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart
Why?

Which team this year hasn't lost to a bottom feeder?

>deny the fact they went through a practice right after stating they did so
oof

And you sound gay just like your prime minister so there.

>he thinks i care about a bitch's opinion

How so?

Where was it said or implied?

Keep trying bud! You're doing a great job!

I accept your concession though!

Yup, definitely a strong independent gay man.
Thanks for confirming.

bottom feeders can compete: You dont take them lightly

>no argument
tyfyc

How so?

I've asked you in the past five (or so) consecutive posts for more information/proof of your claims, yet you haven't posted any.

Until you do so, as the burden of proof is on you, I win. Thanks for your concession though bud!

>hoc before copey shows up
Boring and soulless
>hoc after copey shows up
Exciting and fun time

you provided the proof, i provide another perspective
one which you denied

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Until then, thanks for your concession bud!

>2 shit games
>autism filter working overtime
see you tomorrow /hoc/

>boring and soulless
you mean comfy?
inb4 that n*gger shows up and responds with "comfy is a codeword for boring" shit

no I mean boring and soulless

cant figured it out on your own?
guess youre too stupid to follow along
tyfyc

What countries serve good alcohol at hockey games?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

if you want to respond to the fag who keeps saying the same shit be my guest. we can talk actual hockey or not with him around

Ohhh so you're admitting you can't prove your claims, but turning it around as confusion on my part.

Got it!

Pretty low effort today bud! I accept your concession none the less. Thanks!

*scrolls up*
>finns talking about nothing
>ruskies talking about nothing
>1 swede posted a webm
>canadians and burgers talking about nothing
Wow so exciting.

>doubles down on being stupid
who needs effort when you just want to play dumb
tyfyc

How so?

would you rather that or just "THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD" shit endlessly? Id take that and wait for night to shift by because its literally not even the night yet

Knights aren’t winning the cup so who gives a fuck about copey being a retard. Let nature take its course and he’ll fuck off

I'd rather talk about hockey and shitpost with the boys but for some reason you want to be a whiny faggot.

>shitpost with the boys
no.

Ya sound awfully mad in that post bud
LMAAAAAAAAAAO KWAB and dream big!

No what?

LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
AND GRAB OURSELVES A TREAT!! =D
>delicious things to eat
>the pop corn can't be beat

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agreed. then again I see vegas probably going as far as second round. edmonton wants to go far, and maybe calgary can also if rittch wants to become clutch

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>the knights ARE going to a second cups final
probably several, if the tendies hold out
and that's the ONLY concession I have to give, your welcome Begas

based

>are
and repeat what the blues did in their first three seasons?

>get dominated by the Kangs
>”going to the SCF”
No.

knights cup is confirmed
just spoke with gary

look who i met lads

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NO BANG ESE

>analheim is white

I see two white people, what do you see xiang?

Vegas this year is Tampa bay last year. Prove me wrong.

You're the one who made the claim, why don't you back it up?

they arent at the same point total. in my opinion its probably the blues or maybe the bruins. Lets see how shit happens come april

>best team
>best logo
>best jersey
>best players
>best goalie tandem
>best most recent month (Feb) of play
>best fans
>best fans in /hoc/
>best ice (top 5)
>makes /hoc/ seethe 24/7
Reminder.

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Gary from Green Valley? Suspect at best.

i don't know any garys from green valley, is he your lover? hehe

Do only the brain-dead enjoy Steve Dangle's content?

>beat goalie tandem
>4 goals on 17 shots

I'll LMAO,
MAKE IT SO HOCKEY GODS

>implying every goalie doesn't have bad nights
BASED retard.

I watched him when younger but I cant stand him now. dangles humor is just waiting to see him shrill and scream in false anger

>4 goals on 17 shots
Hahahahaaha

>no argument
Yup, there it is! Thanks for your concession bud!

a hispanic standing beside a chink

They'll probably win at least one playoff game, but I wouldn't be surprised if they failed to make it out of the first round.

>4 goals
>on 17 shots
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA

Well you might want to get your eyes checked for racism.

>spamming
Ahh yes, nice job getting your point over that has already been disproven.

Keep it up bud, I appreciate your third concession!

but that also can be said for vancouver or maybe even the flames. edmonton is the only team I can have actual confidence in saying "yeah they can at least make an attempt to a second round or WCF appearance"

other teams had a better feburary than vegass by measure of total points in the standings accumulated in that month
no need to spread lies like this one
>best most recent month (Feb) of play

False, they objectively had the best points percentage of the month.

Thanks for your concession though bud! I appreciate it!

knights/laffs final
who says no?

as a brown man you must know about rasicm wouldnt you
how do you deal with such ins

>muh theoretical points
yikes

>no argument
Yup, there it is!

Thanks for your concession bud.

such ins what?
were you in the middle of saying something then your fat finger hit post prematurely? LOL
we got a fatty fat over here everyone!

science
fate
god

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holy fuck thg is a 6 foot 5 chad

the argument is a team like boston earned more points in feburary than vegas did
no need for theoreticals

ZAMBONI

TIL /hoc/ doesn't know the meaning of the word theoretical

>god
Seek His word.
And yet, you've already been proven wrong with objective facts regarding points percentage.

Nice try though bud!

Got any more?

No?

Got it! I appreciate your concession though bud!

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>me on the cell phone making the big calls to gary

>muh theoretical points
yikes

>no argument
Aaaaannnnd there it is!

Thanks for your concession bud!

>cant prove his team did better by total points in the standing earned during february
>has to hide behind theoretical points
winning that theoretical cup will be a massive victory in vegass

I would like to take a moment to remind you all that a canadian hockey franchise has never won a stanley cup ever.

>theoretical
How so?

Points percentage is an objective stat.

Not too smart there huh bud?

When did I ever imply they were going to win the cup?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Thanks for your concession though bud! You're having a hard time today aren't ya?

HAHAHA KWAB

they have

hoggi
hehehe

they have? must have been so long ago that I just forgot about it I guess

other teams performed better in the standings than vegass did during the month of february
this is objective fact, yet here you are pretending like theoretical points made vegass the better team

february is so last week

>theoretical points
How so? They earned the most points in relation to games played than any other team in the league in February.

Thanks for your concession though bud.

Want to give me some more?

>peons lose to the 3rd worst team in the league
>”B-BUT FEBRUARY”

that assumes the relation would continue if vegass played more games
aka theoretically they could have got more points
but they didnt get those points, they earned less total points than other teams

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>that assumes the relation would continue if vegass played more games
How so?

The month is over, as is the statistic.

Nice try grasping for straws there though bud! At least you put some effort in this time!

Thanks for your concession though!

the month of which vegass earned less points

So what will copey do when the peons get knocked out early in the playoffs? Pretend it didn’t happen? Regale regular season stats?

hopefully fuck off to /nba/ or /nfl/

Ohh the month in which the earned the most points in the relation to amount of games played?

Yeah?

The objective fact?

Got it! Thanks for your concession bud!

thanks, I am pretty hilarious at times

no relation neccessary to cope with the objective fact that boston earned more points in feburary than vegass did
if you want to say vegass was the best theoretical team in feburary that is your business
but objectively they were not the best

More importantly, will any single canadian franchise make it out of the first round this year?
Stay tuned to find out!

>muh cope
Ahh yes, doing your best to imitate me huh?

KWAB

Anyway, yep, based in the fact proven that they had the highest point percentage in the league in the month of February, it's an objective fact that they were the best performing team of the month.

Thanks for your concession though bud! I appreciate it!

STOP
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
IT

Who am I supposed to not respond to? Please tell me so I can give them a (you)

who the fuck do you think finland? The one spamming "how so?"?

jesus fucking christ you faggots can literally make the faggot go away yet you keep fucking biting

objective fact they might have beat boston if they played more games
the team that performed the best was objectively not vegass since they did not earn more points than other teams
here ill help you put
which is the bigger number
22 or 21?

>objective fact they might have beat boston if they played more games
False, they were more successful since they objectively got more points for the amount of games played.

Nice try though bud! Got anything to grasp for?

KWAB

Thanks for your concession though!

nice off topic post

STOP
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
IT

FUCKING PLEASE

Who /off-season/??

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>muh theoretical points
guess you believe 21 is a bigger number than 22
how stupid is that?
while you perform more mental gymnastics, ill be waiting patiently

Shut the fuck up

tell that to the canadian and copey still going at it. have sex unironically

>theoretical
How so?

The month ended and they objectively were the best performing team throughout February.

Thanks for your concession though bud! I'm really getting a unique collection from ya! Thanks!

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>muh copey bogeyman

I just ignore them.

Once the Wild have Kaprizov next year, there’s nothing that can stop the scoring

>d-dont reply t-to him
>replies
what did he mean by this?

or he can just not go to the wild. :^)

Thoughts?

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And why wouldn’t he?

Not even one

oh right KHL playoffs are today and CSKA got another shutout. wow...
he can always say no

barkov too high, otherwise bretty gud

START
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
ME

FUCKING PLEASE

>no Fiala

barkov is actually going to be the panthers leading goal scorer for all time I believe?
kevin fiala isnt a franchise player

and where has he gotten them?

hey finland, any hot takes?

And why would he? He wants to play in the NHL and wants to play for the Wild.

fiala hasnt taken the mild to the playoffs
and he can always say no.

He will be. Fiala has already guaranteed his place in Minnesota. Once we get a good Center to put between him and Kaprizov, that line is going to be too 5 in the league.

>pretends to be retarded
so you have no idea what you're talking about, got it

:---DDDDDDD

>we

Anyone can say no. But he won’t because he has already said he’s going to play for the Wild in the NHL.

Breadman reminds me of the Aurora shooter

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>me

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>actually using a >we for your team

kitties blow lmao

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If we don’t post there, the thread won’t even last 1 hour.

this take is luke warm at best

>he doesn’t have the ability to associate with his team
Sorry for your concession

>we

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>he thinks 21 is a bigger number than 22
yikes

Thanks for the concession bud!

>locking calgary and philly
oh shit nigger what r u doing?

How does it feel to be a vassal of /hoc/?

Lafreniere is ours

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Thanks Pekka.

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>blots
>peons
>ruins
>contenders
Canadian posters are probably the lowest IQ

The education system here is not known for its success.

and yet you'll still fail to make the playoffs

>m-maybe if i reply later he won't see it
>still no argument to the objective facts laid out
KWAB, thanks for your concession though bud! Gonna try again in another hour or two?

as is tradition

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Oh boy, another great young talent wasted on your fucking shit heap.

how do you the cantpucks to be playoff bubble but the flimflams to be a playoff lock? the flimflams are only 1 point ahead of the cantpucks with 2 extra games played.

canucks are ded in the water now that markstrom is kil

Because the cantpucks fucking suck

Cantpucks are slumping hardcore and they lost their elite goaltender

Its all downhill from here

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>deflection
tyfyc

>and the flimflams dont
yea ok good argument

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Until then, thanks for your concession bud! You've helped the drought a lot today!

>rags good
>but isles trash
hmmmm i wonder who made this post.....

>3 of the jerseys in Beauty have almost the exact same color scheme
Fucking cringe

markstrom has only been "elite" for like 1 season now. before he was letting in soft goals all the time too.

having an shit

what are the two teams' records in the past ten games?

>no argument
tyfyc

its on the jerseys not the record. I didnt bring up shit on records

>soilers
>nice

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This list is missing a few players:

Ekholm = 1st pairing
Makar = Franchise
Pionk = 2nd pairing
Hughes = 1st pairing
Fox = 2nd pairing
DeAngelo = 2nd pairing
Morrisey = 1st pairing
Spurgeon = 2nd pairing

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imagine seriously believing that 22 is a bigger number than 21

How so?

Don't worry, I'l wait!

Thanks for your concession bud!

neither are even prime
23 is the superior twenty number

Dumba and Suter been playing like trash lately.

>not 29
retard

>crapitals
Those look the most like Marvel underoos.

29 is overrated

>2 games
>one of them is in detroit
gary you lazy fuck

>doubles down without an argument
TYFYC

Gary works in mysterious ways

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hes busy watching apehoop tonight

Werenski is a franchise level defenseman and he’s proven that without Seth Jones

Teams with losing records at home do not win cups

diagnosed with influenza A today lads

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Also missing nuutivaara who is a second pairing

enjoy your coronavirus

Dude the oilers jersey looks like some one shit their pants and said FUCK I WANNA PLAY HOCKEY NOW

so the rookie dman that has played fewer games this season, collected fewer points, and averages fewer minutes per game is considered >franchise while the rookie dman leading all those categories is only >1st pairing. nice rankings.

>refuses to answer questions asked
>claims no argument
You're run out of ideas huh bud.

KWAB

Thanks for your concession though bud!

enjoy 600k in medical bills

Makar>hughes
:)

I'm insured

should have worn one of those masks

Lol flu shots are $10

And? Insurance rarely covers anything important. Enjoy the $10,000 screening test as well as $20,000 in medications that won’t even help if it’s not the correct strain

yes

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Enjoy paying $10k in medical bills and then laughing after you hit your maximum out of pocket in March.

>influenza
>testing positive for the flu
You don’t get tested for corona virus if that’s the case

its not even close anymore lmao. quinn has more points, is more durable, and plays more minutes per game. without having one of the best centerman in the league to play with.

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bro it's influenza a, the only treatment is tylenol and theraflu. I can get both at wallgreens for like $15
The flu test was covered to, didn't even need to make a co-pay

where is sweden?

buffalos jerseys are not that nice dum dum

and he was supposed to help the canucks not blow those games in that road trip?

what did you have to do for the flu test?

outside of pp% and otg they're very comparable
>makar was out for a week so he's less durable
uh lol?

this is coming from the poster who refuses to answer if 21 is a bigger number than 22?
guess coping is your only solution
tyfyc

People don’t understand that you rarely ever pay for anything other than major procedures, and if you do get a surgery it’s usually in the hundreds of thousands, and paying less than 10% of that is a fucking god send

Why was Dahlin so overhyped? He hasn't shown anything special. Especially defensively. He barely gets to play 17min per game because he's being outplayed by average defensemen.

>be American
>sneeze
>spend entire allowed amount at the hospital to be told it’s a cold
>now have to pay everything out of pocket
T-thanks

dahlin is meh. Hes young so I guess wait on him. defenseman are always going to take longer to mature

Sanders is gonna win

that shitty swab they jam up your nose

yes playing 10 fewer games than the other guy because of injury would suggest that player is less durable. didnt have to think ive have to spell it out for you like that.

Not even close. Trump secured 2020 with being acquitted of the impeachment scam

Bernie Sanders is gonna win right?

and yet hes still doing well?

No, but Trudeau is going to stay for another decade

>refuses
How so?

The argument isn't about which number is bigger, it's about who the best team during the month of February was, and it's objectively the Golden Knights, based on points percentage.

Thanks for your concession though bud!

>comparable in ever stat
>no this one is worse because he was injured
Are you going to tell me Boeser is shit because he was also injured his rookie season?

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that was just some smoke and mirrors so they could give their rich friends tax breaks while the retards were distracted with more >us vs them bullshit

boeser died because of clutterbuck ramming him into the benches

>be American
>need medication
>can’t because insurance only allows me to buy the most expensive but also won’t pay for it unless I pay 80% first

>dodges answering the question AGAIN
tyfyc

and makar was injured after being boarded by marchand, I don't see your point

>continually uses strawman after being objectively proven wrong
KWAB and TYFYCB!

longevity and durability and important factors retard. how are you still not understanding that playing more games is better? stop huffing gas retard.

>be American
>be so fucked up you actually need medication
>he doesn’t just used medicaid

Reminder: Copeposter still doesn't know what KWAB stands for but uses it regardless.

>no argument
kek, what a bitch and thank you for your concession bud!

>still refuses to answer the simple question
>instead creates a hypothetical strawman to cope behind
tyfyc

I make too much for medicaid but am too poor for real insurance. My deductible is $6,000

So it has the ability to learn. Colour me impressed.

which discord and twitch channels does copey watch and talk with? like 90% of his posts are shitty vidya buzzwords that only lilzooms use.

Just claim a dependent and you’ll get an extr 3000 off

>n-no you
Oh no no no no nO NO NO NO NO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for your concession bud!

1993

>vegas
>never

>no argument
tyfyc

The mild will NEVER win a cup and its fucking hilarious! AAHAHAHAHH NO CUPS

>be american
>shoot myself
>avoid bankruptcy

I do understand that, but whenever the makar v hughes debate starts it's literally the only point nuckiefags dwell on because its their only argument.

longevity wont be an issue because all makar had was a minor setback. Hes a good D-man, and same with hughes. But l think both will have good careers

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Until then, thanks for your concession bud!

Got a job interview next Friday

>no argument
tyfyc

Don't go, it's a trap.

sweet, I have one this Thursday

>suggest that player is less durable
You're going to make that statement based on a sample size of less than one full season? Should have paid attention in school, leaf.

how do you know that? you his doctor/trainer or something? longevity and durability is a huge factor for defenseman. thats partly why people rank dmen like OEL, burns, or bouwmeester so highly. because they were/are total ironmen that can manage to play all 82 games of a season consistently.

no im comparing actual numbers that were put up. not a hypothetical amount he was >on pace for before he got injured. thats basically all you have to argue with now.

how firm is your handshake?

and you and I dont know how they will be come 5 years down the road

but those numbers are extremely comparable
in fact makar has more ppg
your entire argument stems from 8 games missed back in december and you've yet to submit anything else

>ppg
so right back to arguing about a hypothetical >on pace amount, while ignoring real numbers. nice.

Good luck

this is on par arguing with copey
you want to delude yourself that the calder race isn't close, be my guest

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injuries count against players, you dont get more votes cause you could have theoretically performed better

Today I went about my usual day, but I made the conscious effort starting from the morning to genuinely smile as much as I could.

I work at a supermarket, and every customer I interacted with, I greeted them with a smile. Sometimes it was a small one, sometimes it was a great big one. I did the same as I said goodbye to them.

I can’t put into words how good today felt. I felt the energy of my smile passover to pretty much everyone I spoke with.

Smile, you beautiful bastard :)

an 8 game difference due to injuries literally could've been makar getting maybe 8-10 more points. Hughes also has been a better power play player as well as evident by the canucks power play this year.

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>barzal didnt deserve his caldar since boeser could have had more theoretical points
your brain on anime

where did I bring up barzal? I was talking about this race not the one in 2017

then why is makar still the current favorite?

the circumstances are the same
according to what?

>spams a falsity since he got btfo
Got it lol.

Thanks for your concession though bud!

yes but im focusing on this race not the one from 2017. Barzal still would've won that one

>deflection
tyfyc

How so?

Don't worry, I'll wait!

Until then, I accept your concession bud! Thanks!

think /hoc/ could use some of this
I know y'all have a tendency to get on edge in march

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>no argument
tyfyc

friendly reminder that fighting fire with fire doesn't work

Ah yes the cycle of being btfo and grasping for straws without answering any questions or providing an argument!

Good job bud!

Thanks for the concession though!

it does when someone refuses to admit that 22 is a bigger number than 21

>still no argument
ill spoonfeed you since you took so long to reply that you forgot what you are providing concessions about
is 21 a bigger number than 22?
also
tyfyc

IT'S
NOT
HYPOTHETICAL
IT'S THE NUMBER OF POINTS HE HAS SCORED DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF GAMES HE'S PLAYED IN.

havinng a coom

which would hypothetically produce more points if he played the extra games

The delusion...

one is a top pairing defender the other is on a 2nd pair sheltered behind Edler

>be holland
>see a player who has scored ten goals and is a -45
>say 'wow we've gotta have that!!!'

Well I think you're hypothetically a moron

>bringing this up again
please fucking stop

thank goodness that in reality, im anything but a moron

>Be detoilet
>Win 15 games in a season so your fans start obsessing over two 2nd round picks acquired a week ago

THOSE TWO SECOND ROUND PICKS WILL BE GOOD I SWEAR!!!!!!

OMFG both picks have an even +/-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whoa whoa whoa, are you telling me there's an NHL player with a MINUS FORTY-FIVE and a GM actually WANTS that guy?

yeah he wanted him so bad he gave him nothing in return
can you believe that the gm of the -45 guy actually accepted this??

Why you samefagging m8

and yet, he still has been a good player on the new team that isnt shit? WOW!

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When was that ever up for argument?

The argument was objectively proven that the Golden Knights were the most successful team in February 2020 by points percentage.

Thanks for your concession though bud!

whoa whoa whoa, are you telling me that Sam Gagner and two #2 draft picks is nothing?

yes because theyre essentially nothing and magic beans

>When was that ever up for argument?
when you argued that the golden knights were the best performers in the month of february
if that were true then you must believe 21 is a bigger number than 22
> the Golden Knights were the most successful team in February 2020 by points percentage.
muh theoretical points

thank you for confirming what ive known all along, that vegass was not the best performing team in the month of feb
tyfyc

Why you samefagging m8

Beans mmmmmm

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THIS GUY FUCKS

Phoenix relocation when?

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dead poomunity

Petition to have the All-Star Game in Anchorage.

Reply if you agree.

>3 more cases of coronavirus in ontario
Oh no no no

>be Canadian
>get coronavirus
>get treated for free

>be American
>get Coronavirus
>die or go bankrupt

in american you can be accused of having the illness and go bankrupt after being forced to pay for your own internment

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go back t󠛡o reddit

i've always wondered how reddit can be simultaneously racist yet want healthcare for all Americans

Weird.

Anyway, go Whalers.

>4ch is only a place for people who agree with me
Guess again fuckface

stop talking to me you fucking scum

Lighten up sweetie

i thought you killed yourself bostontranny
we don't want to pay for your "medicine" and your castration, how is it that hard to understand you bernie-supporting scum

i'll take some cream in my coffee

NEW finally