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/hoc/
Bentley Peterson
Henry King
go Canes, but unironically
Nathan Bennett
go knights
Leo Jackson
Huomenta, but the opposite.
Samuel Evans
go Canes, but ironically
Thomas Sullivan
how the fuck can he hold the hammer?
Joseph Allen
Kings
Julian White
my debbies
Zachary Cook
First for Dallas.
Easton Sanchez
Spezza's goal is going to end Cooper's career as a coach.
Luis Ortiz
Ovi 703
Kovi assist
I am a happy lad
Hunter Scott
>mexico
hey juan i thought youd be a stars ducks panthers orkings fan
Carter Price
I like the Stars and Panthers
Fuck the Kings and Ducks tho
Landon Walker
It’s not >our fault he cannot speak English and doesn’t understand systems play
Return him and Mikko will teach him English so he can understand what the coach is saying to him
Brayden Robinson
>pulling all-nighters to finish group projects because no one else will
Parker Long
truly is the white man's burden
Levi Rogers
My teddies
Isaiah Hill
my team keeps losing, but at least i have threads hitting bump limit on other boards
Lincoln Stewart
Daily reminder /cric/ is God’s sport
Connor Sanchez
>cucked.jpg
Aiden Butler
Imagine the smell.
Cooper Taylor
postin some good 'za
Kayden Phillips
Good morning, /hoc/.
>laffs
Elijah Nguyen
knights bent the knee once more i see
Jacob Kelly
>rags
Ryan Morris
All the good guys won last night.
FUCK the mild
FUCK the peons
Christian Peterson
go teds
Julian Butler
>detoilet ded wongs
>still struggling for their 16th win of the season
cant make this shit up
Gabriel Howard
>canada
>still struggling to win a cup after 1993
can’t make this shit up
Jordan Reed
counter point
Gavin Sanchez
>Canada turns to Alt-cups because they can’t win the one that matters
Wyatt Flores
All part of the plan (to pick 1st overall for 5 years straight)
Cameron Rogers
cope
Grayson Jackson
>cup
>model of Hope Solo's blown out cooch
can’t make this shit up
Hudson Collins
anyone still in it for fantasy? First week of playoffs for me. Should I go with Stalock over Jarry?
Jonathan Thompson
>Markström dies
>Canucks crash worse than the stock market these past couple of days
This goes to show that Markström should be in consideration for Vezina and Hart
Levi Gonzalez
he'd have to return and ensure they made the playoffs for those accolades
Angel Watson
>In 4 games since Jacob Markstrom's injury, the Canucks have limited opponents to 7.49 expected goals against at 5-on-5.
>Over the same timeframe, they've in fact permitted 12 goals against 5-on-5.
Oliver Morales
>counting en goals
Isaiah Allen
>Stalock
The guy who let in 4 goals last night? No thanks
Evan Murphy
vezina maybe no way hart
Joshua Johnson
Watch NJ still win the draft lottery because reasons
Asher Green
huomenta /hoc/
Lucas Brown
Every day gets a little worse
Noah Nelson
WHITECLOUD IS SHIT
HOLDEN IS SHIT
IM GONNA SACRIFICE A FUCKING GOAT TO GET STONER BACK
Andrew Garcia
>life and times of a ded wongs fangay
Colton Lee
last night is a complete blur and I think I’m still drunk
did my knighties win?
Eli Brooks
>no skoda cup this year cause coronavirus
fuck this fucking life
Owen Kelly
Lmao imagine losing to LA
Anthony Reed
correction, I am still incredibly drunk
how am I still this drunk?
noooooo how could this happen to me
Jose Ross
Love this dude
Brody Evans
wtf? is this right?
Samuel Smith
ya
Aaron Price
>wild are top 6 in chance to win cup
OUR YEAR
Isaac Reed
Moneypuck is a shit website
Jaxon Rivera
t. Team not listed
Joshua Ramirez
fuck you
Grayson Richardson
Bend over and I will
Isaiah Long
I might fall over if I try something like that
Aaron Edwards
it was wrong last season
Josiah Parker
Nathan Turner
Having some cuppa, how about you lads?
Nathaniel Scott
having some soppa
Austin Murphy
Ya, a fucking bug just flew into my cup.
Mason Lewis
How close is Corona to you lads?? Only about 300 miles for me...
Hudson Moore
Because sometimes you just want to eat a tasty asshole.
Benjamin Smith
Did everyone died?
Ryan Price
jannies range banned my ip
fucking assholes
Logan Perry
yes
Connor Peterson
same
fuck niggers
Cooper Williams
Back again after being told to support the Bruins when I was last here a few months ago, how are we doing? Are we going to win?
Juan Morgan
GOOOOOD MORNING
KNIGHTS KNAAATION
Nolan Morris
>peons lost to the worst team in the conference
Lmao what a shit show
Juan Campbell
*dumps the puck in*
Ethan Ramirez
*turns it over*
Hunter Sanchez
Hockey is not for you. Get out
Angel Myers
Just took a massive Toronto, lads. Had to flush twice.
James Rodriguez
BEND
THE
KNEE
Mason Lopez
Did you clog the Minnesota? Jannies won’t like that
Kevin Thompson
fellow sabres fans how the fuck do we fix our team
Lucas Edwards
>”IT’S TIME FOR A (home team) POWER PLAY”
>stadium cheers
Samuel Moore
one of the few teams that could really benefit from a talented winger like lafreniere
Hudson Gray
fire the coach
Adrian Wilson
Fire sale to teams more competent.
Xavier Price
Fact: if your team isn’t in the playoffs, they will not win the cup.
Thomas Gomez
the melnyk approach is having the opposite effect on improving the sens
Brayden Harris
Who said anything about improving?
Henry Rogers
Gotta score more goals than the other team to win, lads
Isaac Campbell
the poster you responded to
Aaron Richardson
@TSNDougMcKenzie
>Due to the ongoing threat of coronavirus, the NHL playoffs are cancelled and the Stanley Cup will be awarded to the President's Trophy winner
Ayden Brooks
Not if you go to a shootout.
Sebastian Walker
But the cup isn’t even being played in Canada.
Oliver Lopez
>implying the usa is not under threat of covid-19
Noah Ward
>”under threat”
>less than 1000 cases
Matthew Gutierrez
only three times the cases of canada
Jaxson Adams
China had FEWER than 1,000 cases at one point, sheep
Chase Brooks
Still worrying
Jackson Reyes
another 10 years of "rebuilding"
Tyler Diaz
please don't bully my knighties
Carter Perry
>p-please don’t bully my team
KWAB
Gavin Williams
i said please
and I don't even know what kwab means
Carson Powell
Only 80 cases in the US, fuck off fear mongers
Tyler Moore
big hockey fan lads
Cameron Allen
which is way higher than canada's amount of confirmed cases
Jackson Barnes
>don’t have fear when it’s still deadly
Comeon.jpg
Isaiah Lopez
The only US deaths were from people that were already sick
Blake Nelson
The dead people were >laffs fans... vulnerable to chinkaids of course.
William Morgan
thus far
there are confirmed cases of the virus spreading on us soil
Jason Smith
are canuck fans valid for their overreacting?
Nicholas Martin
Go lick a bench then if it's nothing to worry about
Carson Campbell
You’d like that wouldn’t you, fag
Easton Foster
>tfw isolated state with low population density
Stay out fuckers. We have guns.
Tyler Bailey
yes
Jayden Foster
You dying? Of course I would.
Joseph Myers
>montana fags
sometimes forget you homos even exist
Samuel Thompson
no
vancouver has by far the worst fanbase in the nhl
literally a bunch of crazy bug people who think they know hockey (they don't)
Bentley Wilson
rich coming from a sweshitter
Jacob Baker
Good. Keep it that way.
Kayden Ortiz
Having a false sense of security is what kills you. All it takes is one hobo to get the virus to infect the majority of homeless in California that will in turn affect the general population.
Samuel Adams
Not saying there's no risk, but I'm definitely in a more advantageous place geographically than most of the country. I also don't care that much if I die, so there's that.
Levi Lopez
calling all my beaner friends right now and telling them how great montana is and how cheap the land is
Owen Phillips
Gary loves me this I know
For the sunbelt tells me so
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
Anthony Miller
You know he is right tho
Eli Jackson
kippers doesnt represent the entire fanbase
Julian Baker
i hate mondays
Matthew Campbell
job interviews today, lads. Turn that nog music down.
Robert Thomas
did you put /hoc/ as a reference?
Levi Jones
I'll put in a good word for you mate.
Kayden Cruz
/hoc/ reference will be my closer, gotta pick a favorite star player though
too obvious w Crosby and only the normies get that one
too boutique w Pasternak
too gay w Matthews
I'm thinking Pietrangelo.
Jace Reed
>matthews
>gay
>not crosby
Really nigga? Also the better choice would’ve been mackinnon or doughty
Joseph Martinez
The backup EBUG (when the regular guy is gone) for the ECHL team near me is not returning after this season. Should I apply for the position?
Oliver Young
yes and get a mask with spurdo on it
Henry Bennett
your mask better have an onion ring/spurdo/the sheep/or /hoc/ on it somewhere
Liam Howard
>muh terrible forced memes
Connor Brown
How many points is the best player in the world getting today?
Liam Phillips
solid choice
Leo Price
every meme here is terrible and forced, what exactly is your point?
Adam Smith
Who was in the wrong here?
Juan Jones
shitting all over /cric/ is as organic a meme as they come
Justin White
Benn for being a bitch
Jordan Perry
Points are for homosex, chicks dig goals
Michael Thomas
ok, i can't argue with that one
Connor Gomez
>gary points are for colossal faggots
Joshua Hernandez
when god gives you lemons you find a new god
William Garcia
Good grief!!
Brayden Bell
Should I pay this fine? fucking speed trap
Asher Rivera
Lincoln Hall
Which one of you creepy pedos started this?
Camden Rivera
i can read cyrillic, what is it trying to tell me, slav?
Jack Jackson
Shant leave hoc.
Christopher Peterson
*can't
Gavin Walker
too fast, give the monez
Leo Richardson
Slow the fuk down and pay the fine.
Wyatt Jackson
hmmmm...
doesn't look like you have a choice, unless you think you can coerce Uncle Vladimir
>uncle uncy vlad, i was just having a fun time hahaha =D
Jayden Wood
>two fucking games today
GAAAAAAAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayson Watson
If ilya bryzgalov can have shadow the hedgehog on his mask then the local EBUG for /hoc/ can have an onion ring or spurdo
Noah Moore
Ez win for Avs, thanks based Gary
Ian Scott
Benn for getting his dick in teh way of Pietrangelo's stickspear.
Evan Scott
at least this character was endeared to him and not one based off the effort of some extremely autistic anons to shove onion rings down our throats
Jackson Fisher
business idea: /hoc/'s EBUG has the K***ers ass meme on his helmet
Ryan Clark
I wanna see how confident a goalie would be to put something like that on their mask. That kid spencer knight has squidward on his mask, so why not have a spurdo
Robert Sanchez
I vote for this.
Chase Sullivan
'heads
Daniel Walker
I don't like hockey. stop it
Matthew Adams
what do you like?
Ian Kelly
I don't know
Asher Nelson
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KN-KN-KN-KNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!
WW@?!
Caleb Myers
i bet you like f1
Xavier Peterson
all the knights are busy bending thee knee
Lincoln Kelly
John Reed
ewwww
Easton Cox
Objectively false. They just concluded practice.
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Jace Gonzalez
Hello friend.
Asher Kelly
>implying they were allowed to stand up after the whipping they received last night
tyfyc
Easton Reed
The rusty peons lost to the WORST team in the conference. KWAB
Jackson White
How so?
You can easily find pictures and video on the beat writers twitter.
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Caleb Lopez
Well guess I'll be leaving /hoc/ for a bit while you guys have your daily circlejerk.
Thomas Gutierrez
after being beaten into submission like dogs, i bet they are quick to leap back into the arms of their master
Henry Wilson
How so when I've proven otherwise?
Colton Campbell
>hes back
>you all will keep responding to him
Brayden Howard
Hudson Gray
all you proven is they were busy jumping through hoops again
Brayden Collins
Just fuck already.
Lincoln Davis
How so?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Hudson Campbell
didnt you tell us you were going to run and hide?
Carson Garcia
>every poster is the same person
I thought canadians were supposed to smart?
Samuel Bennett
If the knights are so good why did they lose to the worst team in the conference and 3rd worst team in the league?
Jeremiah Phillips
you sound as much a bitch as the other user
John Bell
>yamamoto might be back
oilers are gonna win the pacific desu
sometimes teams have another ones number. However, its funny because its the fucking tank team doing it. LA is probably gonna get a top 5 pick, but they'll be getting better and better thanks to those prospects and picks
Ryan Rogers
>I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart
Why?
Connor Evans
Which team this year hasn't lost to a bottom feeder?
Ryder Gutierrez
>deny the fact they went through a practice right after stating they did so
oof
Tyler Peterson
And you sound gay just like your prime minister so there.
Luke White
>he thinks i care about a bitch's opinion
Cameron Long
How so?
Where was it said or implied?
Keep trying bud! You're doing a great job!
I accept your concession though!
Michael Wood
Yup, definitely a strong independent gay man.
Thanks for confirming.
Parker Gutierrez
bottom feeders can compete: You dont take them lightly
Jeremiah Ross
>no argument
tyfyc
Leo Lopez
How so?
I've asked you in the past five (or so) consecutive posts for more information/proof of your claims, yet you haven't posted any.
Until you do so, as the burden of proof is on you, I win. Thanks for your concession though bud!
Angel Bennett
>hoc before copey shows up
Boring and soulless
>hoc after copey shows up
Exciting and fun time
Kayden Edwards
you provided the proof, i provide another perspective
one which you denied
Robert Hernandez
How so?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Until then, thanks for your concession bud!
Owen Perry
>2 shit games
>autism filter working overtime
see you tomorrow /hoc/
David Gutierrez
>boring and soulless
you mean comfy?
inb4 that n*gger shows up and responds with "comfy is a codeword for boring" shit
Thomas Robinson
no I mean boring and soulless
Parker Johnson
cant figured it out on your own?
guess youre too stupid to follow along
tyfyc
Brayden Miller
What countries serve good alcohol at hockey games?
Noah Brooks
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Thomas Myers
if you want to respond to the fag who keeps saying the same shit be my guest. we can talk actual hockey or not with him around
Blake Adams
Ohhh so you're admitting you can't prove your claims, but turning it around as confusion on my part.
Got it!
Pretty low effort today bud! I accept your concession none the less. Thanks!
Alexander King
*scrolls up*
>finns talking about nothing
>ruskies talking about nothing
>1 swede posted a webm
>canadians and burgers talking about nothing
Wow so exciting.
Jose Davis
>doubles down on being stupid
who needs effort when you just want to play dumb
tyfyc
Luis Rodriguez
How so?
Blake Cooper
would you rather that or just "THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD" shit endlessly? Id take that and wait for night to shift by because its literally not even the night yet
Camden Adams
Knights aren’t winning the cup so who gives a fuck about copey being a retard. Let nature take its course and he’ll fuck off
Cooper Davis
I'd rather talk about hockey and shitpost with the boys but for some reason you want to be a whiny faggot.
Jose Morgan
>shitpost with the boys
no.
Ethan Russell
Ya sound awfully mad in that post bud
LMAAAAAAAAAAO KWAB and dream big!
David Myers
No what?
Lincoln Moore
LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
LET'S ALL GO TO LOBBY
AND GRAB OURSELVES A TREAT!! =D
>delicious things to eat
>the pop corn can't be beat
Brayden James
agreed. then again I see vegas probably going as far as second round. edmonton wants to go far, and maybe calgary can also if rittch wants to become clutch
Owen Nguyen
Liam Perry
>the knights ARE going to a second cups final
probably several, if the tendies hold out
and that's the ONLY concession I have to give, your welcome Begas
Jason Cruz
based
Lucas Edwards
>are
and repeat what the blues did in their first three seasons?
Jayden Brown
>get dominated by the Kangs
>”going to the SCF”
No.
Anthony Wood
knights cup is confirmed
just spoke with gary
Brayden Kelly
look who i met lads
Jose Foster
NO BANG ESE
Lucas White
>analheim is white
Cameron Wilson
I see two white people, what do you see xiang?
Benjamin Morales
Vegas this year is Tampa bay last year. Prove me wrong.
Ryan Russell
You're the one who made the claim, why don't you back it up?
Zachary Rogers
they arent at the same point total. in my opinion its probably the blues or maybe the bruins. Lets see how shit happens come april
Aaron Torres
>best team
>best logo
>best jersey
>best players
>best goalie tandem
>best most recent month (Feb) of play
>best fans
>best fans in /hoc/
>best ice (top 5)
>makes /hoc/ seethe 24/7
Reminder.
Isaac King
Gary from Green Valley? Suspect at best.
Noah Harris
i don't know any garys from green valley, is he your lover? hehe
Oliver Taylor
Do only the brain-dead enjoy Steve Dangle's content?
Benjamin Moore
>beat goalie tandem
>4 goals on 17 shots
Oliver Nelson
I'll LMAO,
MAKE IT SO HOCKEY GODS
Robert King
>implying every goalie doesn't have bad nights
BASED retard.
Benjamin Barnes
I watched him when younger but I cant stand him now. dangles humor is just waiting to see him shrill and scream in false anger
Landon Robinson
>4 goals on 17 shots
Hahahahaaha
Carson Gray
>no argument
Yup, there it is! Thanks for your concession bud!
Andrew Cruz
a hispanic standing beside a chink
Xavier Powell
They'll probably win at least one playoff game, but I wouldn't be surprised if they failed to make it out of the first round.
James Parker
>4 goals
>on 17 shots
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA
James Edwards
Well you might want to get your eyes checked for racism.
Zachary Sullivan
>spamming
Ahh yes, nice job getting your point over that has already been disproven.
Keep it up bud, I appreciate your third concession!
Josiah Morris
but that also can be said for vancouver or maybe even the flames. edmonton is the only team I can have actual confidence in saying "yeah they can at least make an attempt to a second round or WCF appearance"
Chase Morgan
other teams had a better feburary than vegass by measure of total points in the standings accumulated in that month
no need to spread lies like this one
>best most recent month (Feb) of play
Kevin Walker
False, they objectively had the best points percentage of the month.
Thanks for your concession though bud! I appreciate it!
Gabriel Russell
knights/laffs final
who says no?
Cameron Nguyen
as a brown man you must know about rasicm wouldnt you
how do you deal with such ins
Eli Reed
>muh theoretical points
yikes
Hunter Long
>no argument
Yup, there it is!
Thanks for your concession bud.
Carter Bailey
such ins what?
were you in the middle of saying something then your fat finger hit post prematurely? LOL
we got a fatty fat over here everyone!
William Martin
science
fate
god
Jason Parker
holy fuck thg is a 6 foot 5 chad
Brandon Morales
the argument is a team like boston earned more points in feburary than vegas did
no need for theoreticals
Dylan Parker
ZAMBONI
Brody Barnes
TIL /hoc/ doesn't know the meaning of the word theoretical
Asher Baker
>god
Seek His word.
And yet, you've already been proven wrong with objective facts regarding points percentage.
Nice try though bud!
Got any more?
No?
Got it! I appreciate your concession though bud!
Landon Robinson
>me on the cell phone making the big calls to gary
Ian Hall
>muh theoretical points
yikes
Zachary Bailey
>no argument
Aaaaannnnd there it is!
Thanks for your concession bud!
Christian Rogers
>cant prove his team did better by total points in the standing earned during february
>has to hide behind theoretical points
winning that theoretical cup will be a massive victory in vegass
Isaiah Scott
I would like to take a moment to remind you all that a canadian hockey franchise has never won a stanley cup ever.
Samuel Brooks
>theoretical
How so?
Points percentage is an objective stat.
Not too smart there huh bud?
When did I ever imply they were going to win the cup?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Thanks for your concession though bud! You're having a hard time today aren't ya?
HAHAHA KWAB
Justin Hernandez
they have
Justin Sullivan
hoggi
hehehe
Dominic Baker
they have? must have been so long ago that I just forgot about it I guess
Liam Reed
other teams performed better in the standings than vegass did during the month of february
this is objective fact, yet here you are pretending like theoretical points made vegass the better team
Daniel Sullivan
february is so last week
Jonathan Robinson
>theoretical points
How so? They earned the most points in relation to games played than any other team in the league in February.
Thanks for your concession though bud.
Want to give me some more?
Adam Davis
>peons lose to the 3rd worst team in the league
>”B-BUT FEBRUARY”
Lucas Scott
that assumes the relation would continue if vegass played more games
aka theoretically they could have got more points
but they didnt get those points, they earned less total points than other teams
Caleb Morales
Oliver Nguyen
>that assumes the relation would continue if vegass played more games
How so?
The month is over, as is the statistic.
Nice try grasping for straws there though bud! At least you put some effort in this time!
Thanks for your concession though!
Jonathan Roberts
the month of which vegass earned less points
Samuel Anderson
So what will copey do when the peons get knocked out early in the playoffs? Pretend it didn’t happen? Regale regular season stats?
Camden Brown
hopefully fuck off to /nba/ or /nfl/
Leo Lee
Ohh the month in which the earned the most points in the relation to amount of games played?
Yeah?
The objective fact?
Got it! Thanks for your concession bud!
Matthew Johnson
thanks, I am pretty hilarious at times
Landon Stewart
no relation neccessary to cope with the objective fact that boston earned more points in feburary than vegass did
if you want to say vegass was the best theoretical team in feburary that is your business
but objectively they were not the best
Lincoln Watson
More importantly, will any single canadian franchise make it out of the first round this year?
Stay tuned to find out!
Carter Thomas
>muh cope
Ahh yes, doing your best to imitate me huh?
KWAB
Anyway, yep, based in the fact proven that they had the highest point percentage in the league in the month of February, it's an objective fact that they were the best performing team of the month.
Thanks for your concession though bud! I appreciate it!
James Butler
STOP
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
IT
Cameron Bennett
Who am I supposed to not respond to? Please tell me so I can give them a (you)
Josiah Miller
who the fuck do you think finland? The one spamming "how so?"?
jesus fucking christ you faggots can literally make the faggot go away yet you keep fucking biting
Lucas Wilson
objective fact they might have beat boston if they played more games
the team that performed the best was objectively not vegass since they did not earn more points than other teams
here ill help you put
which is the bigger number
22 or 21?
Luke Wilson
>objective fact they might have beat boston if they played more games
False, they were more successful since they objectively got more points for the amount of games played.
Nice try though bud! Got anything to grasp for?
KWAB
Thanks for your concession though!
Angel Lopez
nice off topic post
Aiden Murphy
STOP
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
IT
FUCKING PLEASE
Parker Wilson
Who /off-season/??
Aiden Peterson
>muh theoretical points
guess you believe 21 is a bigger number than 22
how stupid is that?
while you perform more mental gymnastics, ill be waiting patiently
Tyler Brown
Shut the fuck up
Liam White
tell that to the canadian and copey still going at it. have sex unironically
Isaiah Richardson
>theoretical
How so?
The month ended and they objectively were the best performing team throughout February.
Thanks for your concession though bud! I'm really getting a unique collection from ya! Thanks!
Brandon Green
Carson Jones
>muh copey bogeyman
Adam Phillips
I just ignore them.
James Gomez
Once the Wild have Kaprizov next year, there’s nothing that can stop the scoring
Easton Morris
>d-dont reply t-to him
>replies
what did he mean by this?
Aiden Carter
or he can just not go to the wild. :^)
Ryder Gray
Thoughts?
Chase Rivera
And why wouldn’t he?
Benjamin Jackson
Not even one
Alexander Fisher
oh right KHL playoffs are today and CSKA got another shutout. wow...
he can always say no
Anthony Parker
barkov too high, otherwise bretty gud
Adam Miller
START
FUCKING
RESPONDING
TO
ME
FUCKING PLEASE
Owen Ortiz
>no Fiala
Alexander Lee
barkov is actually going to be the panthers leading goal scorer for all time I believe?
kevin fiala isnt a franchise player
Bentley James
and where has he gotten them?
Brody Green
hey finland, any hot takes?
Christian Baker
And why would he? He wants to play in the NHL and wants to play for the Wild.
Owen Johnson
fiala hasnt taken the mild to the playoffs
and he can always say no.
Levi Myers
He will be. Fiala has already guaranteed his place in Minnesota. Once we get a good Center to put between him and Kaprizov, that line is going to be too 5 in the league.
Ryder Walker
>pretends to be retarded
so you have no idea what you're talking about, got it
Landon Walker
:---DDDDDDD
Juan Stewart
>we
Jason Collins
Anyone can say no. But he won’t because he has already said he’s going to play for the Wild in the NHL.
Joseph Baker
Breadman reminds me of the Aurora shooter
Ryan Stewart
David Myers
>me
Jordan Lewis
Jackson Turner
Landon James
>actually using a >we for your team
Xavier Sullivan
kitties blow lmao
Samuel Garcia
If we don’t post there, the thread won’t even last 1 hour.
Benjamin Ross
this take is luke warm at best
Robert Johnson
>he doesn’t have the ability to associate with his team
Sorry for your concession
Aaron Fisher
>we
Angel Ward
Samuel Edwards
>he thinks 21 is a bigger number than 22
yikes
Eli Moore
Thanks for the concession bud!
Brandon Thomas
>locking calgary and philly
oh shit nigger what r u doing?
Matthew Allen
How does it feel to be a vassal of /hoc/?
Jordan Ortiz
Lafreniere is ours
Ryder Bell
Thanks Pekka.
Owen Parker
>blots
>peons
>ruins
>contenders
Canadian posters are probably the lowest IQ
Brayden Wilson
The education system here is not known for its success.
Cameron Smith
and yet you'll still fail to make the playoffs
Noah King
>m-maybe if i reply later he won't see it
>still no argument to the objective facts laid out
KWAB, thanks for your concession though bud! Gonna try again in another hour or two?
Tyler Lopez
as is tradition
Juan Baker
Oh boy, another great young talent wasted on your fucking shit heap.
Luke Gutierrez
how do you the cantpucks to be playoff bubble but the flimflams to be a playoff lock? the flimflams are only 1 point ahead of the cantpucks with 2 extra games played.
Jordan Campbell
canucks are ded in the water now that markstrom is kil
Adrian Hernandez
Because the cantpucks fucking suck
Nolan Nelson
Cantpucks are slumping hardcore and they lost their elite goaltender
Its all downhill from here
Jayden Nelson
>deflection
tyfyc
Brayden Walker
>and the flimflams dont
yea ok good argument
Lucas Kelly
How so?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Until then, thanks for your concession bud! You've helped the drought a lot today!
Nolan Johnson
>rags good
>but isles trash
hmmmm i wonder who made this post.....
Brody Gutierrez
>3 of the jerseys in Beauty have almost the exact same color scheme
Fucking cringe
Austin Rogers
markstrom has only been "elite" for like 1 season now. before he was letting in soft goals all the time too.
Lincoln Edwards
having an shit
Aiden Cruz
what are the two teams' records in the past ten games?
Isaiah Cook
>no argument
tyfyc
Mason Taylor
its on the jerseys not the record. I didnt bring up shit on records
Ethan Rivera
>soilers
>nice
Joseph Davis
This list is missing a few players:
Ekholm = 1st pairing
Makar = Franchise
Pionk = 2nd pairing
Hughes = 1st pairing
Fox = 2nd pairing
DeAngelo = 2nd pairing
Morrisey = 1st pairing
Spurgeon = 2nd pairing
Lincoln Harris
imagine seriously believing that 22 is a bigger number than 21
Jayden Rodriguez
How so?
Don't worry, I'l wait!
Thanks for your concession bud!
Andrew Bailey
neither are even prime
23 is the superior twenty number
Levi Ross
Dumba and Suter been playing like trash lately.
Asher Perry
>not 29
retard
Brandon Baker
>crapitals
Those look the most like Marvel underoos.
Jack Gutierrez
29 is overrated
Michael Harris
>2 games
>one of them is in detroit
gary you lazy fuck
Luke Turner
>doubles down without an argument
TYFYC
Grayson Nelson
Gary works in mysterious ways
Daniel Evans
Dominic Campbell
hes busy watching apehoop tonight
Samuel Sanchez
Werenski is a franchise level defenseman and he’s proven that without Seth Jones
Grayson Collins
Teams with losing records at home do not win cups
Austin Scott
diagnosed with influenza A today lads
Adam Nguyen
Also missing nuutivaara who is a second pairing
Xavier Howard
enjoy your coronavirus
Luis Diaz
Dude the oilers jersey looks like some one shit their pants and said FUCK I WANNA PLAY HOCKEY NOW
Nolan Bell
so the rookie dman that has played fewer games this season, collected fewer points, and averages fewer minutes per game is considered >franchise while the rookie dman leading all those categories is only >1st pairing. nice rankings.
Cooper White
>refuses to answer questions asked
>claims no argument
You're run out of ideas huh bud.
KWAB
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Jordan Green
enjoy 600k in medical bills
Cameron Garcia
Makar>hughes
:)
Juan Thomas
I'm insured
Matthew Lewis
should have worn one of those masks
Julian Hughes
Lol flu shots are $10
Brayden Sanchez
And? Insurance rarely covers anything important. Enjoy the $10,000 screening test as well as $20,000 in medications that won’t even help if it’s not the correct strain
Alexander Hill
yes
Nicholas Russell
Enjoy paying $10k in medical bills and then laughing after you hit your maximum out of pocket in March.
Andrew Carter
>influenza
>testing positive for the flu
You don’t get tested for corona virus if that’s the case
Charles Barnes
its not even close anymore lmao. quinn has more points, is more durable, and plays more minutes per game. without having one of the best centerman in the league to play with.
Julian Wood
bro it's influenza a, the only treatment is tylenol and theraflu. I can get both at wallgreens for like $15
The flu test was covered to, didn't even need to make a co-pay
Jace Fisher
where is sweden?
buffalos jerseys are not that nice dum dum
Brandon Perez
and he was supposed to help the canucks not blow those games in that road trip?
Ryan Gray
what did you have to do for the flu test?
Josiah Scott
outside of pp% and otg they're very comparable
>makar was out for a week so he's less durable
uh lol?
Grayson Brooks
this is coming from the poster who refuses to answer if 21 is a bigger number than 22?
guess coping is your only solution
tyfyc
Ryder Ortiz
People don’t understand that you rarely ever pay for anything other than major procedures, and if you do get a surgery it’s usually in the hundreds of thousands, and paying less than 10% of that is a fucking god send
Ethan Gutierrez
Why was Dahlin so overhyped? He hasn't shown anything special. Especially defensively. He barely gets to play 17min per game because he's being outplayed by average defensemen.
Jonathan Martin
>be American
>sneeze
>spend entire allowed amount at the hospital to be told it’s a cold
>now have to pay everything out of pocket
T-thanks
Jose Torres
dahlin is meh. Hes young so I guess wait on him. defenseman are always going to take longer to mature
Michael Diaz
Sanders is gonna win
Ryan Gray
that shitty swab they jam up your nose
Jace Williams
yes playing 10 fewer games than the other guy because of injury would suggest that player is less durable. didnt have to think ive have to spell it out for you like that.
Ryan Butler
Not even close. Trump secured 2020 with being acquitted of the impeachment scam
Bentley Cooper
Bernie Sanders is gonna win right?
Noah Walker
and yet hes still doing well?
Thomas Sullivan
No, but Trudeau is going to stay for another decade
Joshua Collins
>refuses
How so?
The argument isn't about which number is bigger, it's about who the best team during the month of February was, and it's objectively the Golden Knights, based on points percentage.
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Camden Allen
>comparable in ever stat
>no this one is worse because he was injured
Are you going to tell me Boeser is shit because he was also injured his rookie season?
Landon Turner
that was just some smoke and mirrors so they could give their rich friends tax breaks while the retards were distracted with more >us vs them bullshit
Jayden Rivera
boeser died because of clutterbuck ramming him into the benches
Adam Rogers
>be American
>need medication
>can’t because insurance only allows me to buy the most expensive but also won’t pay for it unless I pay 80% first
Ayden Cooper
>dodges answering the question AGAIN
tyfyc
Kayden Lopez
and makar was injured after being boarded by marchand, I don't see your point
Samuel Parker
>continually uses strawman after being objectively proven wrong
KWAB and TYFYCB!
Easton Miller
longevity and durability and important factors retard. how are you still not understanding that playing more games is better? stop huffing gas retard.
Jason Robinson
>be American
>be so fucked up you actually need medication
>he doesn’t just used medicaid
Levi Gonzalez
Reminder: Copeposter still doesn't know what KWAB stands for but uses it regardless.
Henry Lopez
>no argument
kek, what a bitch and thank you for your concession bud!
Jaxon Barnes
>still refuses to answer the simple question
>instead creates a hypothetical strawman to cope behind
tyfyc
Adam Cook
I make too much for medicaid but am too poor for real insurance. My deductible is $6,000
Dominic Price
So it has the ability to learn. Colour me impressed.
Andrew Walker
which discord and twitch channels does copey watch and talk with? like 90% of his posts are shitty vidya buzzwords that only lilzooms use.
Connor Howard
Just claim a dependent and you’ll get an extr 3000 off
Wyatt Kelly
>n-no you
Oh no no no no nO NO NO NO NO!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for your concession bud!
Connor Cox
1993
Josiah Hughes
>vegas
>never
Ethan Diaz
>no argument
tyfyc
Samuel Hall
The mild will NEVER win a cup and its fucking hilarious! AAHAHAHAHH NO CUPS
Joseph Hill
>be american
>shoot myself
>avoid bankruptcy
Luis Green
I do understand that, but whenever the makar v hughes debate starts it's literally the only point nuckiefags dwell on because its their only argument.
Ryan Myers
longevity wont be an issue because all makar had was a minor setback. Hes a good D-man, and same with hughes. But l think both will have good careers
Ethan Morris
How so?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Until then, thanks for your concession bud!
Brayden Walker
Got a job interview next Friday
Luis Hughes
>no argument
tyfyc
Evan Harris
Don't go, it's a trap.
Oliver Anderson
sweet, I have one this Thursday
Ryan Nguyen
>suggest that player is less durable
You're going to make that statement based on a sample size of less than one full season? Should have paid attention in school, leaf.
Samuel Scott
how do you know that? you his doctor/trainer or something? longevity and durability is a huge factor for defenseman. thats partly why people rank dmen like OEL, burns, or bouwmeester so highly. because they were/are total ironmen that can manage to play all 82 games of a season consistently.
Samuel Carter
no im comparing actual numbers that were put up. not a hypothetical amount he was >on pace for before he got injured. thats basically all you have to argue with now.
Oliver Rodriguez
how firm is your handshake?
Cooper Turner
and you and I dont know how they will be come 5 years down the road
Jacob Ross
but those numbers are extremely comparable
in fact makar has more ppg
your entire argument stems from 8 games missed back in december and you've yet to submit anything else
Kevin Watson
>ppg
so right back to arguing about a hypothetical >on pace amount, while ignoring real numbers. nice.
Xavier Ward
Good luck
Bentley Thomas
this is on par arguing with copey
you want to delude yourself that the calder race isn't close, be my guest
Julian Gomez
injuries count against players, you dont get more votes cause you could have theoretically performed better
Levi Clark
Today I went about my usual day, but I made the conscious effort starting from the morning to genuinely smile as much as I could.
I work at a supermarket, and every customer I interacted with, I greeted them with a smile. Sometimes it was a small one, sometimes it was a great big one. I did the same as I said goodbye to them.
I can’t put into words how good today felt. I felt the energy of my smile passover to pretty much everyone I spoke with.
Smile, you beautiful bastard :)
Kayden Young
an 8 game difference due to injuries literally could've been makar getting maybe 8-10 more points. Hughes also has been a better power play player as well as evident by the canucks power play this year.
Hunter Rogers
>barzal didnt deserve his caldar since boeser could have had more theoretical points
your brain on anime
Owen Wilson
where did I bring up barzal? I was talking about this race not the one in 2017
Blake Ross
then why is makar still the current favorite?
Dylan Smith
the circumstances are the same
according to what?
Cameron Russell
>spams a falsity since he got btfo
Got it lol.
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Brandon Hall
yes but im focusing on this race not the one from 2017. Barzal still would've won that one
Benjamin Flores
>deflection
tyfyc
Nathaniel Martin
How so?
Don't worry, I'll wait!
Until then, I accept your concession bud! Thanks!
Adrian Roberts
think /hoc/ could use some of this
I know y'all have a tendency to get on edge in march
Dylan Lopez
>no argument
tyfyc
Jason Lewis
friendly reminder that fighting fire with fire doesn't work
Jason Sanchez
Ah yes the cycle of being btfo and grasping for straws without answering any questions or providing an argument!
Good job bud!
Thanks for the concession though!
Connor Sullivan
it does when someone refuses to admit that 22 is a bigger number than 21
Leo James
>still no argument
ill spoonfeed you since you took so long to reply that you forgot what you are providing concessions about
is 21 a bigger number than 22?
also
tyfyc
Chase Perry
IT'S
NOT
HYPOTHETICAL
IT'S THE NUMBER OF POINTS HE HAS SCORED DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF GAMES HE'S PLAYED IN.
Asher King
havinng a coom
Jonathan Bell
which would hypothetically produce more points if he played the extra games
Carter Anderson
The delusion...
one is a top pairing defender the other is on a 2nd pair sheltered behind Edler
Jason Butler
>be holland
>see a player who has scored ten goals and is a -45
>say 'wow we've gotta have that!!!'
Dominic Barnes
Well I think you're hypothetically a moron
Owen Fisher
>bringing this up again
please fucking stop
Leo Adams
thank goodness that in reality, im anything but a moron
Carson Nelson
>Be detoilet
>Win 15 games in a season so your fans start obsessing over two 2nd round picks acquired a week ago
Lucas Barnes
THOSE TWO SECOND ROUND PICKS WILL BE GOOD I SWEAR!!!!!!
Ian Ward
OMFG both picks have an even +/-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier Sanders
whoa whoa whoa, are you telling me there's an NHL player with a MINUS FORTY-FIVE and a GM actually WANTS that guy?
Ryder Torres
yeah he wanted him so bad he gave him nothing in return
can you believe that the gm of the -45 guy actually accepted this??
Nolan Rodriguez
Why you samefagging m8
Alexander Campbell
and yet, he still has been a good player on the new team that isnt shit? WOW!
Leo Roberts
When was that ever up for argument?
The argument was objectively proven that the Golden Knights were the most successful team in February 2020 by points percentage.
Thanks for your concession though bud!
Hunter Nelson
whoa whoa whoa, are you telling me that Sam Gagner and two #2 draft picks is nothing?
Henry Wright
yes because theyre essentially nothing and magic beans
Anthony Scott
>When was that ever up for argument?
when you argued that the golden knights were the best performers in the month of february
if that were true then you must believe 21 is a bigger number than 22
> the Golden Knights were the most successful team in February 2020 by points percentage.
muh theoretical points
thank you for confirming what ive known all along, that vegass was not the best performing team in the month of feb
tyfyc
Robert Price
Why you samefagging m8
Josiah Hill
Beans mmmmmm
Juan Wood
THIS GUY FUCKS
Kevin Taylor
Phoenix relocation when?
Aaron Miller
dead poomunity
James Evans
Petition to have the All-Star Game in Anchorage.
Reply if you agree.
Jason Moore
>3 more cases of coronavirus in ontario
Oh no no no
Easton Miller
>be Canadian
>get coronavirus
>get treated for free
>be American
>get Coronavirus
>die or go bankrupt
Anthony Lee
in american you can be accused of having the illness and go bankrupt after being forced to pay for your own internment
Thomas Allen
Kayden Moore
go back to reddit
Connor Wilson
i've always wondered how reddit can be simultaneously racist yet want healthcare for all Americans
Weird.
Anyway, go Whalers.
Easton Cox
>4ch is only a place for people who agree with me
Guess again fuckface
Colton Harris
stop talking to me you fucking scum
Jordan Russell
Lighten up sweetie
Jordan Allen
i thought you killed yourself bostontranny
we don't want to pay for your "medicine" and your castration, how is it that hard to understand you bernie-supporting scum
Austin Roberts
i'll take some cream in my coffee
Jackson Garcia
NEW finally