>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism: Passcode: 12481614
>Number of F1 races since Vettee last clinched WDC: 124 (22 with RedBull)
>Hund Status: Die Italienische colleagues are lugen very much, zey say that their Motor isn't as stark, don't belieben them!
>News: Our engine isn't as powerful t. Binotto Australian GP will go as planned despite corona fears Cars are still shitty in turbulent air Bottas expects DAS to be available at Melbourne
No seriously, I liked ricciardo before because he was the young brand new world kind of guy at redbull but when he grew a massive ego and went to Renault I started to hate him. Like how could you be such a big nosed sicilian jew pretentious entitled cunt that quick >"muh muh team capabilities, muh opportunities, muh progress how about not be a shit driver maaaaate?
can we all agree that Hamilton is not the actual driver? we all know a nigger can't drive that good or F1 is letting them cheat somehow so they make a nigger look good. god i hate niggers samefag RIDF
fuck off you "spiritualist" fucking hippie faggot, go fall off a mountain trying to find a fake destiny you Buddhist wannabe idk ask muhammed, isn't he on the couch watching tv cuddling your boyfriend
You don’t finish third in a world championship and win a Monaco along with other multiple GP wins being fucking retarded. >go fuck yourself
Adam Bennett
i think everyone established that this was AMX's fault
Joseph Cooper
I think you're lost friend, here let me help, just click on this link
Landon Nguyen
lmao the more you rage the more I think you're actually daniel getting assblasted >hur you said nigger so you belong on pol shut the fuck up coping gook
Parker Ward
*filters USA*
Matthew Morris
shan't be replying to sebbos any longer
Isaiah Young
Imagine the panic in Aussie GP paddock when they see Ferrari mechanics coughing.
Aaron King
okay daniel get off your vpn you pretentious cunt
Asher Brooks
Have sex
Daniel Williams
coronavirus to drive to survive blow ins
Wyatt Reyes
what if a team has a mechanic who is ill with corona, is brought to Melbournedand he runs to Merc garage and starts coughing on everyone
Dylan Peterson
Who the fuck let this buttblasted Amerimutt in? And I thought I was annoying...
Ayden Robinson
>Netflix customers
Camden Collins
*coughs right in lewis' face then slams his visor down, tapes it shut and then gut punches him*
Jackson Carter
I can’t even remember the last time an American drove in F1 >actually what a thought >drive ovals >die
Did you watch the laps leading up to this? Max was driving like a entitled little cunt, as usual.
Aiden Turner
Don't reply to sebbos
Robert Harris
If Dallara finally gives them an instruction manual for the car, they can.
Caleb Smith
they'll get HULKSMASH for pennies on the € in 2021, baguette is gone so is k-mag mAybe baby schumIwill get his chance in hASS
Sebastian Rogers
Was it Scott Speed? What an oxymoron that was. Either that it was Alex Rossi for a whole one race...
Aaron Allen
Makes you wonder though, buys as much of their outfit from external suppliers but then are stunned when they don't know how or why their car parts don't work how they should when everyone else makes their own pieces.
>cars are wheel to wheel >lewis: "can't close this gap"
Mason Morgan
I think there is a bigger chance Gene will just pull the plug on his F1 team
James Gomez
Grosjean will pull his plug at Zandvoort
Carter Wilson
DTS?
Blake Russell
> "tyres are ded man"
Jack Reyes
It was a promo for Infiniti, might get some mileage yet!
Kayden Morales
They've had problems with their access roads for a few years now. Montoya and Schumacher stacked it in 2006 directly in front of the grandstand I was sitting in for the same reason. Glad they finally did something about it...
Easton Stewart
> "retire the car"
Leo Price
Your own fault for not being a total neet. Let me guess you went to celebrate carnaval in Tilburg or are you friends with that slut from Delft?
Landon Allen
kek just imagining
Michael Brown
> "what the hell, man?" > "we just lost this race, didn't we?"
I liked DTS but the little bits of fake race commentary irritated me.
Wyatt Lee
>"bono... I don't know man..." >"these tyres..." >"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING OBNOXIOUS SHITCUNT YOU KNOW VERY WELL FROM OUR RACE SIMULATIONS THAT YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE GP EVEN ON SOFTS WITHOUT LOSING PACE, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE 20% OF THE CAR'S TOTAL PACE LIKE WE AGREED YOU FU KING STUPID IDIOT"
Christian Garcia
Yeah I don't understand why they add this. They are allowed to use Sky commentary so why have this after the fact commentary? Then again this series is mostly made to draw in new fans (specifically amerifats), so they don't know it's fake
Isaac Russell
Maybe they don't rate Crofty? :D
Cooper Diaz
Based. Also fuck the faggot that reported the Niggerton shirt pic, you’re even more sensitive than your idol you fucking homosexual.
>tfw not 2am on a park bench drinking cheap cider from the off-licence and finger banging Carrie
Julian Gomez
For me, it's sharing a winnow with Carrie while she rests her intoxicated head on your shoulder waiting for the train home.
Kevin Gomez
>Merc engineer did a plebbit AMA >Said that Rosberg gave really precise feedback for setting up the car >Lewis on the other hand was just "the car feels loose" >So they just listened to Nico and then before quali put Lewis on Nico's setup
Kek
Samuel Howard
Sky is working hard on killing it (their latest receiver doesn't support it because "nobody uses it lol").
Cooper Myers
Pretty sure this was a quality of Nico even when he was still at Williams. Still happy for his vindication in 2016 after building that team with Brawn and Schumi.
>Straight up said Lewis is a dick >Bottas apparently also be a bit of a dick >Nico on the other hand was lovely to work with >Deleted his account almost immediately after
Yeah someone is getting fired
David Lewis
so how has lew been able to keep winning without BOSSBERG there to hold his hand?
Logan Barnes
>it's a "Melbourne is on the west coast"-episode
Benjamin Martin
I've been wondering the same, they've had same set-up issues since 2016.
Joseph Lopez
You guys sure know a lot about Rebbit or whatever it's called.
Ethan Jenkins
good porn content there but their ui is unbearable.
Nolan Jones
>Look I don't care and the united states has more racing culture and history than the rest of world >more racing culture and history
>canary islands There are probably worse places to be locked up for a fortnight.
Jace Thomas
She can get my COCKit support.
Justin Kelly
>Williams title sponsor supporting Tati, Nic Hamilton, Venturi and W Series >Won't sponsor actual Williams academy driver Dickbum lmao
Kevin James
Mercedes have about 12mth development lead ehich was maintained through the previous cost cutying regs which prevented the other manufacturers getting close. Plus Bottas is no Rosberg, and James has him on speed dial.
Connor Rogers
> "Why did you call me in?" > "Why are we on these tyres, man?"
Andrew Myers
> "Nico just hit me. Not cool, guys"
Nathan Phillips
Only if they saw it / know who it was.
No major revelations there anyway.
Samuel Adams
Imagine unironically sponsoring Nic Hamilton
Ethan Stewart
do you have a link 4 that desu senpai?
Jayden Murphy
Formula mEme proved that the virus makes you drive faster Lundgoat will dominate in this season
shame all of his posts are deleted but luckily the post about nico and lewis has been quoted by other users and stays alive >Nico Rosberg was great at this, he'd come in from a stint and start saying 'oh 2 settings stiffer on the rear anti roll, x degrees more front wing angle' and he was so often right. Lewis would just say things like 'oh the car feels more loose today'. Well we would basically listen to Nico and then before Qually put Lewis on Nico's fine tuned set up.
There's no point shoot it every season, but money talks.
Isaiah Cox
>"I have actually had someone say to me that a lot of people in the Formula One paddock think that the team started doing badly when I fell pregnant and had a baby. How dare they."
[–]stuzz74-9 points18 hours ago Lewis Hamilton seems like a dick is he?
[–]FormulaUnoDesign (deleted by user)4 points17 hours ago Um yes. Yes he is. Bottas kinda is too you know? Nico was always a lovely chap though, would say hi to you in corridors etc.
>Yeah I have to say I really don't like Lewis as a person, and I don't think engineers generally rate working with him all that highly but I'm not sure. But who cares how nice is he, he just has to win. >I really don't like Lewis as a person >I don't think engineers generally rate working with him all that highly
[–]Murkrage23 points19 hours ago How much did the death of Niki affect the team? He’s been a big driving force in the team’s most recent run of success.
[–]FormulaUnoDesign (deleted by user)67 points18 hours ago I mean no disrespect to the man who is clearly a legend. But I think his role at the team was to show face and link back to history as far as I can tell. He didn't influence the day to day work and I've never even seen him in person. So honestly his death wasn't a big deal for most of us at the team.
>This season of DTS is kinda dull. If I'm being completely honest with you guys. I found it entertaining, if I'm being completely honest with you guys. never thought watching it would make me somewhat of a Gasly fan. how shitty is he being portrayed? ffs netflix, don't blindly believe Marko/Horners lies. also, gimi made me laugh at the end.
Owen Martin
does guenter swear in front of her? did she pick up bad words from him? did he catch her swearing and smack her bum?
Elijah Brooks
Digits will confirm it'll be 1:08
Benjamin Jenkins
>Sophia is back out
Thank goodness
Noah Rogers
Why are you imagining Günther smacking her bare bum?
Adrian Robinson
It happened to me!
Carson Sanchez
You say that like I wasn't around the London club scene in the early 90s
Jeremiah Long
me on the left, eyerolling at everyone with a mask
I did actually go drinking in Manchester but I never got laid there so you're safe, mate.
Christ, imagine discovering your dirty 90s lovechild was also posting in a general on Yea Forums. I might kill myself.
Julian White
Bruv if it were a flu you wouldn’t need to be placed in an ICU for weeks to recovery from it. Always laugh when I see Maggie but Belgian girls are pretty though, my ex was one.
Hudson Morgan
Oh boy, I vaguely remember that there might also been a second one.
Camden Phillips
it was merely an ironic post, because i live like a recluse and only come outside to buy alcohol
Brandon Martinez
>you wouldn’t need to be placed in an ICU for weeks to recovery from it You just feel a little sick, JUST like with the flu
Gavin Butler
Do message us how it is when you contract it
Zachary Jenkins
just fuck some chink qt's get your immune system up
Luis Richardson
This. Best of luck bro, sounds fun but I’d rather not.
Samuel Phillips
>Chink qts Bruv I’ve been here for a few weeks now with my girl and I haven’t seen one that doesn’t look repulsive. None in Bali too.
Julian Richardson
now this is brutal
Sebastian Gray
do they have paper bags in bali?
Anthony Wood
Ten (10) days till FP1 bros
Samuel Gutierrez
7 (VII) days to go til FPI cancelled because coronavirus
Thomas Garcia
>Kari brought the red flag right at the end Not sure what is going on with Fewtrell either. Oh well. Sophia P12 - not bad after the early problems.
Jeremiah Williams
did Minky Albon serve her full six years or was she let out early?
Jaxon Cooper
They do but man you’d have to pay me to fuck one. On a related note, the vegan + environmentally friendly image is being pushed so hard there yet the locals absolutely litter like crazy everywhere. Just a few steps from the shores of this beach filled with corals and shells at Nusa Lembongan was a dump in the woods filled with single use plastic like straws and chip packets strewn about. It was a bit depressing to see tbqh.
She might as well go all out and should make it a complete womeme team and hire all women drivers and woman engineers and only get sponsors from make up companies and puppy adoption houses. They are going to come last anyway. Why the fuck not? This will at least guarantee her legacy because all she is now is a shitter.
Angel Nelson
Does Ferrari cheat with its fuel?
Dominic Russell
>Williams episode >during the race >shot of the car with flo-viz
>Australian GP >Unwrapping W10 with the Germany livery It’s like they didn’t have enough b-roll when they have access to F1’s library lmao
Hunter Cruz
Absolute qt3,14
Isaac Hernandez
kek fuck the french motorsport
Grayson Taylor
No they're just so good at fuel that other butthurt teams are like "these guys have to be cheating" But it's not cheating, it's just fuel skill, maybe the other teams should take some kind of course
Well if she has any real power and contribution to the team then you'd fully expect things to go downhill if she was pregnant/had a newborn baby and couldn't devote as much time to the team. If you could step away from the team and nothing would change - why were you even there in the first place, clearly you're not necessary
desu go back to the years and you'd see the same thing.
most 60s sedans look really alike.
Daniel Hughes
/r/ing crashjean gif where you see him going sideways on the monaco pit straight, filmed from between two buildings
For meme purposes
Cameron Rodriguez
Most sedans from back then also didn't look like a piece of chewed gum
Chase Cox
Why not take that emu dick out your asshole before posting
Jayden Morales
I’ve just reached the point in Drive to Survive where Claire Williams drops off parts for the car-wrapped in bubble wrap- at Barcelona pre-season testing.
Even when Williams were mediocre in the mid to late 00s they were never as embarrassing as this.
What were the ‘personal issues’ that led to Paddy Lowe taking a leave of absence and eventually being sacked last year?
if it happens, reckon the podium will just be in the area where they park the cars, or just give them the trophy and champagne as they're getting out of the car, like old times.
going fast is dangerous user also starting around 1975 the FIa started writing rules from a "what is not allowed" perspective rather than a "what is allowed" perspective because the teams keep finding ways to destroy the opposition and the FIA won't have that
It's Williams though, mistaking the race for FP1 isn't impossible for them
Luke James
Apply for a position if they have one available
Owen James
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Can't believe it's real.
4chinks is officially DED.
Cooper Flores
>What were the ‘personal issues’ that led to Paddy Lowe taking a leave of absence and eventually being sacked last year? That was a misprint, it was personnel reasons, Claire being the personnel in question
Evan Ortiz
You guys are forgetting one critical major thing that plagues the Williams F1 team.. She's a woman
Eli Hernandez
Interviews with some of the W Series drivers, including Irichka and Gimiläinen.
>Williams loses: Waaaah it's because all team principal are men and sexist >Williams wins: See, women are better than men and don't need them to lead a team >Other teams principal about their gender since 1950:
Colton Martin
Based Perro
Noah Garcia
>She doesn't even have more than 5k subs
Christopher Smith
>6 symbols
Upfuck you?
Oliver Nelson
catastrophe?
Leo Sullivan
Muh tyres guys
Brandon Lee
Drive to survive is actually really good. Thought it was some shit for people that dont watch f1 but the drama in the haas team is fucking hilarious
Matthew Wilson
good, there's no need for racism on a SPORTS board
>tall >half-asian >athlete asian women are gonna chase after albon; and he reeled himself in a good looking one
Nathaniel Morgan
nah, I just like working on cars, specially if they are in junior formula series, looks like a comfy job for me, although I still dont have that degree hehe
>italians >get favourable treatment from corrupt governing body >cheat
And they still can’t win, we should just disband Ferrari at this point...
Camden Lee
gay retard
Luke Reed
ah, dindt know about this site, thanks
Jackson Perez
But Puschenpullen is very cool and good, right?
Jacob Stewart
Why does Netflix pretend that Andreas Seidl doesn't exist?
James Ramirez
Why does Netflix pretend that Gio the Nazi doesn't exist?
Adrian Harris
Similar reasons to why they pretend Racing Point, Alfa Romeo and Daniil Kvyat don't exist.
Actually I don't remember Lando ever being the focus of a scene for the whole show. Weird, you'd think they'd want some of that zoomer cred.
William Thompson
>Weird, you'd think they'd want some of that zoomer cred. they have albon and verstappen for that. >honda is the new zoomer team and im fine with that
Mason Richardson
Why does Netflix pretend that Racing Point, Alfa Romeo, Daniil Kvyat, and Lando Norris exist?
Zachary Harris
Racing point and Alfa might be "ignored" because they didnt open up behind the scenes stuff. Daniil and Lando probably didnt give them any interesting stories to spin
Nathaniel Perez
Wtf when was this? Guy looked like a loner autist to me
Ian Fisher
Over the winter break.
Luke Ross
bitches tend to appear when your mum steals 7M gbp
>orbiting driver's girlfriends and not their sisters checked and cringe >supporting riccarido checked and cringe >cries about racism, can't meme, and uses r*ddit spacing checked, mega cringe and you have to go back. no literally there's a whole subreddit of condescending niggers just like you.
>AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO IN AUSTRALIA AND SHAAAALS LEKLEH HITS MAX VURSTAPPN AND THEY BOTH CRASH OUT WHILE THE OTHER FERRARI SPINS INTO VALTTERI BOATAS ALLOWING LEWIS HAMILTON TO TAKE THE LEAD! WHAT A BRAVE MOVE FROM THE MAN FROM STEVENAGE TO GO P1!
*sits in chair that Hulk could be sitting in, leaving Hulk sad and seatless* *does not achieve anything or contribute in any way to the sport, is just mediocre* *makes a bunch of money solely off the fact that he was once good at racing*
Is this the quintessential boomer
Gavin Gomez
Is it me or Valtteri looks like he lost a lil bit of weight
Jaxon Butler
BASED BASED BASED
Asher Powell
*Makes zoom-zoom seethe Yes
Jonathan Young
He's been riding his bicycle with Tiffany 25 hours a day, so he's likely a bit leaner. Probably weighs the same though due to increased leg mass.
Luis Howard
>Hulk he had his chance at his home race last season but shit the bed, oh well. plenty of other good drivers without seats
Josiah Green
Kimi drove pretty well in last two seasons, certainly better than Hulk. Based Tiffany hope she gives Robottas the last push he needs for the title
Owen Clark
>mfw I think to myself "need to round out my fantasy team, someone cheap, I wonder who Williams got o replace Kubica" >scroll down to the bottom of the list >N Latifi >he doesn't even have a picture
he doesn't even have a fucking picture are Williams putting all their eggs in Russell this year? lmao let's see how that goes for them
i-it was slippy! he nearly got second! regardless he still has time to build something, Kimi has already built all he's ever going to build and should just find somewhere quiet to grow tomatoes or something
Brayden Lopez
>he still has time to build something >Le 32yo prospect
Andrew Miller
there are younger and hungrier drivers chomping at the bits
Bentley Cruz
kek
Robert Moore
can't explain why but since Tiffany, Bottas seems to me 2x more pathetic but 3x more based
Kevin Myers
heh...
Jeremiah Ortiz
If Hulk retires without ever having podiumed he will kill himself, do you want that on your conscience
Juan Morris
Is this year his bros?
Jeremiah Jenkins
this heh, beat me to it..
Joshua Smith
how many red buildings exist in monaco?
Josiah Phillips
i fucking hope so Branko, need another comfy Rosberg episode
Bentley Parker
Enough that I only bothered looking on google street view for about 10 minutes.
Tyler Hughes
More than one would think, wanted to give it a try but Monaco doesn't have that 3d off-set thing some cities have to it would come down to path through all Monaco in streetview
>If Hulk retires user, it already happened
Robert Miller
>Kimi said this in an earlier 2019 interview too *crickets* >Kimi says this on Netflix one million social media posts
>So what did you do today /f1/? >We searched Monaco to find a building based off a reflection in a picture from instagram because we wanted to know where a WAG lived
>Australian health officials are meeting today to consider additional measures to stop the spread of coronavirus, including a possible ban on large gatherings and asking people to work from home - ABC, citing sources
HAVE FUCKING SOME, YOU LIBERTY ASSHOLES
Connor Watson
>implying I read my own posts
kek
Michael Harris
they dont do that because thye want to hide bargeboards and the fuckhuge thiccness of the cars. almost every car has that hideous black stripe
Levi Carter
2015 video at 1:11 appears to be shot from 12 Avenue Marquet, Cap-d'Ail. it won't let me post direct gmaps link
Chase Taylor
>the season canceled and rankings are based off testing times meme is becoming very real
Jack Hernandez
Top work! That's definitely it. Balcony cover is the same, there is a beach not far, and it's just outside of Monaco.
So question is, did she move, or is the story photo taken at Valtteri's place?
Personally I'd feel really awkward cooking in someone else's house. But Valtteri wouldn't have a VB apron and I feel he wouldn't have all those tea towels.
So I'm going with moved.
Lincoln Gray
First fucking street I looked on, because it's where Charles lives, and I misses it.
>All the F1 drivers live on the same fucking street
Neato
Cooper Collins
Found that same building, beige in street view, but painted red when you pick one of the photos from the sidewalk. Conveniently place just opposite of the ACM shop.
Jaxon Thompson
and the same gray/cream kettle on the counter too, like in that video
Elijah Evans
>Lots of buildings in Monaco have been painted red recently Are they trying to appease Charles?
Jonathan Rogers
>tfw you'll never be the owner of whole monaco like charles
Street view is pretty old but the angle of the buildings (balcony is not exactly parallel to the red building in the original picture) and the railing match. So it's very likely in this building, getting the exact floor is impossible
