/heem/ - Big Brown Slimdown Edition

>taking all that brain damage just to become Joe Rogan's beta
embarassing

>Gets heemed by Schaub

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Been boxing at a local gym and I love it, but I have big doms the next day so I end up not doing my regular weight lifting because I box the day after. When and how should I incorporate weight training. At the boxing gym its mainly cardio and working on form, no sparring yet

is she retarded or am i retarded?

Get the fuck off the planet, you fucking faggot.

have more confidence user

Bro u goofy

>“Tonight’s fight clock is brought to you by Modelo brewed with a fighting spirit, Romero is in red, Israel Adesanya is in the black and gold as befits a champion.”
>“Right away we see Israel with that stabbing kick to the thigh of Romero, something we saw Whittaker have a lot of success with in their second fight.”
>“And that's something you gotta think Israel has drilled consistently in the lead to this fight, using those long legs of his to keep Romero at range.”
>“Yeah, no question. You got a guy like Israel who—hard kick again! so many fighters rely on that teep kick now that really hyper extends the knee—a.. a fighter who has such refined, unique striking; he knows his best bet is to keep Romero at range and to prepare for that exploding style of his.”
>“OH!”
>“Oh-ho-hooo! Wow that was so scary! Romero really loading up on that right hand.”
>“Israel leaning just out of the way, seemed to have read that one from a mile off.”
>“Which is exactly where he shines, Romero is so DANGEROUS with those overhand strikes. He will throw BOMBS! but if Israel is able to keep a read on him at this distance they’re not going to present a major threat on their own. Romero’s a beast, but he needs to rely on more that that if he’s going to catch Israel.”
>“And Joe that’s something that Israel said to me during the lead up to this fight. He said ‘I know what people think of Romero, I know the kind of effect he has on these guys when they get in the cage with him—but that’s not gunna affect me! I’m gunna fight at my pace, make him work when I want him to and pick him apart until I have him right where I want him.’ And that’s what Israel is doing so far, see how Romero tries to walk him down but at any moment Israel can switch stances, switches the pace up, his lateral movement so far has been excellent and that’s what...."

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How's your salt/potassium intake? I only ask because my doms disappeared when I started supplementing salts.

>“OHH! HE CLIPPED HIM!”
>“He’s hurt! He’s hurt!”
>“OOHHHH! OHH!! OH MY GOD!”
>“YOEL WITH THE HUGE BOMB—HE—ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO—”
>“OH MY GOD! YOEL THREW THAT FROM THE HIP I DON’T THINK ISRAEL EVEN SAW IT COMING”
>“No, you’re right Joe, there was no reaction by Israel he was circling towards the hand—”
>“Oh.. Oh god, somebody needs to get a doctor in there.. I.. Herb Dean is signalling for a doctor I think Israel is starting to seize..”
>“Oh no.. OH!”
>“Oh yeah, yeah take that off the shot, take that off.”
>“Joe it looked like…”
>“Yeah I don’t know what that looked like. Herb Dean is looking very concerned. Oh no, Romero—somebody needs to get security in there I don’t think Romero realises. I think he’s trying to check on Israel but..”
>“Oh no, Joe, Joe I don’t want to say anything right now but…”
>“No, I don’t think we should. I think we should just..”
>“.. Well and there you have it, it looks like Yoel Romero in his third attempt at UFC gold will finally be crowned the Middleweight king here tonight.”

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>needlessly killing innocent creatures simply for taste pleasure is moral
fools

I used to do weights then boxing/MMA. You can't lift weights after burning your arms out imo, not for anything meaningful

how's the transition going?

Before and after cbd oiawl.

>ishy! ishy! you okey boy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>going against nature because you have the gall to believe that you actually understand anything
Open your eyes, put on your glasses (because I know you wear them) and stop believing everything you read in your fag circle-jerks on social media.

This. Those innocent creatures would live forever and all get along if it weren't for us meanie humans.

non sequitur. low IQ carnist mongoloidm

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>muh nature
rape, incest, and murder are also natural, but we don't engage in this behavior because we aren't animals.
>dude if I didn't kill that baby, someone else would have eventually!!!

If you aren't human you are food and do naw madder.

Megan Olivi status?

smell-o-vision

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how can I get video footage off shutterstock for cheap? Anyone know. It's like $150 for a 10second loop

joey b probably has a coke can penis

>we don't engage in this behavior
Do you ever leave your glorious suburb? Also, way to jump to the extremes of human behavior when I'm referring to our diet.

The biggest proof that niggers are the ugliest race on the planet is that Europe had control of Africa for centuries and did nothing, the Spanish and Portugese had control of South America for 1 second and fucked the living daylights out of all of them.

my ancestors :)

She seems to be doing fine, just arranged for a hour long interview with Figueiredo

was at fight night last night, ama

Based

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This guy might be into something, probably the reason why there's so much segregation on South African

now that's a BRAPhog

>Do you ever leave your glorious suburb
my point was that first world societies don't tolerate those behaviors, given that they're mostly illegal. obviously my point wasn't that they never happen. braindead meat tard.
>Also, way to jump to the extremes of human behavior
mass slaughter is extreme

south america was colonized way before most of sub-saharan africa you historically illiterate pigskin

The Netherlands, a country in northwestern Europe, is known for a flat landscape of canals, tulip fields, windmills and cycling routes. Amsterdam, the capital, is home to the Rijksmuseum, Van Gogh Museum and the house where Jewish diarist Anne Frank hid during WWII. Canalside mansions and a trove of works from artists including Rembrandt and Vermeer remain from the city's 17th-century "Golden Age."

wrong. africa is closer to europe. you stupid monkey.

I never speculated one was before the other.

My nig detector is picking up a bogey at 0300

You forgot to add that's also infested with niggers, sandfags and turks

>israel lost.... THAT time

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i cannot fault this argument

Tigers and other beasts of prey are innocent creatures they're allowed to eat baby animals in a gruesome manner.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

streamable.com/2cu8x

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khabib is just doing a cutelaba wobble technique

Impeccable rationale. 10/10

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brazilians

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imagine kevin mcdonald had reffed the johnson fight. khabib would be one fc champ right now.

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>mfw thinking of that timeline's /heem/ threads

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durianriders and doug graham are in poor health.

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imagine the stench

>Bro u goofy
based

As part of my new diet I am only eating fish, meat/poultry, fruit, nuts, lentils, rice, vegetables, chocolate, dairy and occasionally bread.

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>occasionally bread
there's still time to cancel your goop subscription

the white girl looks like a fucking alien. the faun from pan's labyrinth. horrifying

nigga you can eat these nuts LMFAO

>pan's labyrinth
redpill me on this movie

Made by Guillermo Del Toro, a Mexican director but if you Google a pic of him he looks like this.

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As part of my new diet, I am only eating dicks and ass.

OHHHHHHH HE’S HURT

Whiter than your average American and that's the cold hard truth

>if you Google a pic of him he looks like this
he looks like that even if you don't Google a picture of him

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Mexican isn't race

heeemed

Give me some potato recipes, I'm short on money right now

era penal

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>patriarchy is evil
>if you invent a fantasy world you can ignore the real one around you
>nvm real life will kill you regardless

leave khabib to me

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The problem with ethical veganism, is that it is predicated on the idea that veganism is healthy for humans. It's easy to do something "ethical" when you perceive it to also be in your own self-interest. I've been following various health "communities" for a decade, and plenty of ethical vegans who were talking about how eating meat is killing poor animals, go back to eating meat if they have some issue on their vegan diet.
youtube.com/watch?v=jiHaW1Zs3VY

My favorite attack? The spinning back fist of course!

Tony

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Megan won the fight but lost the brap.

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there's a million white looking mexicans

hahahahahahahahah wtf

ban tattoos

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cute asian women

Beej cannot be explained

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Always bet on black or always bet on Dagastani?

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poosman is bigger and roiding hard, of course he wins

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The real question is, what's the difference?

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The rematch, Stamp.

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I said "Rectum? Damn near Tilled 'em!"

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The entire DEEP Jewels 28 fight card uploaded to Youtube!
youtube.com/watch?v=JY-5ZJ3e__I
Relive Nanaka's victory in all it's glory bros

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Based Michael Jordan poster

who has the webm of tony ducking barbozas spin kick?

>tony evading a strike
yeah sure thing chief

RIP Kobe

is normal

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*enters the thread overweight*

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How could I have bet against him?

Man there are a SHITLOAD of seats still available for 248. Also I'm fucking pissed that you can now pick your seats, but you couldnt when I bought my tickets a week ago.

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Khabib? More like bum.
Tony by d'arce in the fourth
Champ shit only, bitch

email and tell them, act like a lil bitch you'll prob get comped something

>Tony is gonna slice khabib up from off his back!
>He doesn't care if he gets taken down bro, he'll submit him from guard!
>tko Doctors stoppage! It's in NYC guys!

Tony cucks really believe this.

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wtf why wouldn't they let you pick your seats

based god of war

I have no clue. All you could do was pick ONE price tier and the system would pick the seats it thinks are best.

Name one good Khabib win.
Name one good Tony win.
Name one good win.
Name one good.
Name one.
Name.

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Dagestanis in the UFC are 294-42 in MMA which is a win rate of 87.5%.

Dagestanis in the UFC have a combined UFC record of 69-23 which is a win rate of 75%.

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would you have sex with megan anderson if you were a manlet?

Dagestanis suck 100% of deez nuts b

serious answers only

>The party has fr*cken begun!

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I wouldn't even with my above average height (worldwide) acording to ourworldindata.org

lol

think of the giant muscular sons she will give you and you can live vicariously through them

>Kane is in the building
*toot tooot toooooooot*

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Hitting the wall childless and barren

there should be laws against professional athletes shilling fast food. it would go something like this

anderson: dana can i sign with burger king?

dana: that's fucking illegal

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when's the press conference?

>Name one good Khabib win.
gleison tibau

No way, tattoos make it easy to see who doesn't deserve any respect or common human decency

Tickets are a Jew scam

marty fakenewsman is 200% natty

whats Santos' problem?

when will artem be re-signed?

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soon

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youtu.be/BJqgaTYYuSg
fucking kek
zhang shilling for the CCCP was amusing but she looks fucking amazing here, why the fuck is that dumb emaciated bitch JJ taking helicopter rides though?
zhang looks like she's going to win this in round 1 and I can't fucking wait

kek literally every single person biskino interviews says how much they love him, it's pretty cute uwu

keque

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Are onions faggots like shuab going to hop on the carnivore bandwagon? Why can’t these fucking losers stick to their own shit.

>Based veganon
I'm with you, dont worry, they'll all be heemed by high cholesterol soon

any vegan secrets to pass on for high intensity exercise and recovery?

yeh eat red meat

GIWTWM

>zhang puts a picture of her with shevchenko on her instagram
>shevchenko doesn't
THIS is the fight to make boys

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What was his fucking problem

Yoel loses, natty god is the one to beat Israel

The TFATK studio is going to smell so bad

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Damn, this has been, skill-wise, the worst title fight in a long long time. At least for Bisping, there was GSP to outweigh the lack of skill on Bisping's side. For Masvidal there will be Usman. This was just a terrible bumfest.

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Shut up, it was an exciting fight.

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B&RP

I don't understand how anyone is defending him. Literally what is the argument?
He was visibly shaken and wobbled like 4 times when on his feet in about 10 seconds. He looked like a drunk man about to vomit.
I do think the stoppage was a little early, but most stoppages are these days. This one didn't seem any worse to me than many others

Some of you will say
>b-but he was pretending!
Why was he pretending?
>t-to trick his opponent!
Okay. He managed to trick the ref too. Well done dumbass.
Protip: Referees are not equipped with some bullshit detector to detect when you're actually hurt or when you're just pretending because you're a pussy who can't fight honestly.
What next?
>*taps*
>referee breaks up fight
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS ONLY A PRETEND TAP TO MAKE MY OPPONENT GET OFF ME! STUPID REF!"

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>#cbd

(you)

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>he's wobbled sort of, stop the fight
yeah how about fucking no

bicycle russian was a worse stoppage

Based Magana. I just want to hold her in my arms whilst she falls asleep.

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>he's wobbled multiple times and on queer street

Yeah the stoppage isn't terrible.
Did you think the Wilder stoppage was bad too?

wrong person b but very based opinion tbhqf

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I’ve been on the carnivore diet for two weeks and dropped 5 kilos
>still drink whiskey straight
>still smoke weed

I also feel amazing

i think that might be a false equivalency b the wilder stoppage was from the towel being thrown in

because you drastically cut your calories fucknut

What's the name of song Benavidez walked out to?

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Wilder stoppage was due to the towel being thrown in tho

hostile why?
I mean, I’m just sharing something great
>you must be triggered by meat

Kek. I see my mistake now.

thawts on Islam Makhachev vs Alexander Hernandez? idk why everyone is acting like Hernandez has no chance against Islam, Islam is still unproven and he's probably just another dagestan bum

That's true. Though few/zero analysts had a problem with the towel being thrown in.

because you didn't do anything but restrict your calories, you feel good because you're on a diet eating things you like because little baby can't handle a balanced meal
>veggies yucky me just want bacon!!

chai maxx zero

Fight until you tap or are unconscious

Magic Carpet Ride iirc

Can someone post Discord link

>be british
>wake up revved

he wasn't wobbled when the ref ended the fight and you can clearly see him blocking every kick that the dagestani threw, i really believe he was just pretending and accidentally tricked the ref into stopping the fight, i remember Colby using some similar moves in the Usman fight

>you can clearly see him blocking every kick that the dagestani threw
You can also see him get rocked.
Also: These are LHWs. Blocking doesn't necessarily work. You can still get rocked.

i don't remember seeing him clearly getting rocked, have to watch that fight again

that look like trannycord

>have a title fight
>no one wins the title after the fight is over
The absolute state of the turbo manlet division.

>Islam is still unproven
Kek. Islam is literally the most proven grappler in MMA at this moment. Islam has outgrappled: a D1 wrestler, a master of sport in Sambo and a two-times ADCC gold medalist. There is no one and I mean NO ONE more proven in the grappling department than Islam in the whole fucking division. Not even Khabib has faced the quality of grapplers Islam has faced.

Magana beats him.

>Caring about belts
Caz city

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Norma Dumont beats him

I’m also actually training weights and running with more energy than I have before.
>holy shit, try something about it or stfu

[Literally anyone who hasn't fought him yet] beats him.

Oh, fer sure, peach.

>not caring about the belts

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Sterling's bitch is hot af tho

there is no way shaub is half "italian" right?
my mummy wummy is indian and my dad is irish yet brendan looks like he could be my brother

does this dude just copy rogan in everything?

deiveson really heemed a whole division in one punch

Pic related

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it’s a diet that actually works, we are evolved meat eaters, forced to eat grains and oxalated veggies by the NWO.
>try it before you knock it

HOLY FRIG HE THROWS ELBOWS AND BEAT CERRONE AND PETTIS?

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checked

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Can I eat cheese on the carnivore diet?

he was out and betas who dont follow sports think they need to be asleep totally to be TKOd

>BUT HE WAS STILL THROWING A RETARDED OVERHAND RIGHT LONG AFTER HE WAS ALREADY TKOD

lmao

Are you cunts fucking downies? The towel was thrown in because he was TKOd and they didnt need to wait for the ref to make the call. It's the same thing: someone made the call that he was TKO and it's enough, whether it's the corner or the ref is irrelevant.

>Can I eat cheese on the carnivore diet?
Is cheese a meat you fucking herbivore? Do you hunt wild cheese with a bow and arrow? Do you slit its throat and watch it bleed out in the dust while bleeting? No! Cheese is made in a disgusting, festering vat of bacteria. The milk rots and the bacteria get fat on the rotten milk and then shit out the cheese. Cheese is literally bacteria and bacteria feces. No excuses you fat fuck.

tldr; yes

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Thanks. Have a good night.

hes sooooooo funny its like hes so mean XDDD

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>characters

You're just mad because I dissed bisshit

oh fer sure nik lentz is a munster my guy

He wasnt even out this is the worst stoppage of all time!

edit thanks for the silver kind stranger

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It matters otherwise wilder fans will bitch about it being an early stoppage

>Protip: Referees are not equipped with some bullshit detector to detect when you're actually hurt or when you're just pretending
Big John weighed in on this and he said the opposite, don't defend a ref that even Big John isn't defending.

youtu.be/A3oT7GQrXIs?t=529

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If khabib/ferguson gets cancelled I'm heeming myself.

NOO HE CANT BE TKO HE ACTED FINE AFTERWARDS IVE NEVER SEEN A GUY GET TKO IN A FIGHT THEN ACT FINE AFTERWARDS AND IVE WATCHED EVERY UFC SINCE CONNOR MCGREGOR CAME TO THE UFC

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>only GOAT GSP could dethrone him
Bisping's reputation is unheemable.

Well I'm not going to watch because I'm leaving now but that is bullshit. It's just bullshit on the very face of it. If you're acting good enough to trick an opponent that you are close to being finished, then you're acting well enough to trick the ref, too.

Big John is wrong. Smug ref would kick his fucking ass.

Don't. Conor is waiting in the wings. If either one of those bitches pull out we still have an ebin event on our hands with Conor vs Khabib/Tony - whichever bitch doesn't pull out.

based retarded cazzie muzzie

>911

Righto. I’m weak. I know I promised myself a weekend off the Maddy McCanns on Sunday but it’s Monday night and I’m already so keen on my Friday knock off Frothage sizzle.

how are both so wrong and gay?

son of spider

youtu.be/58LIwyzmSpE

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How was Dana wrong?

Nice digits

mgprice442 was never my friend

ya sure its fine

do americans really do this

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I get them for lunch at work they're really convenient

>13g protein

lmao

I'm the apex predator bitch

jesus mate

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Schaub is English and German

imagine thinking i won't take the dq win against any of you bums

Oh, I agree that D1 """wrestlers""" like Can Lentz are utter trash, my guy.

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the ROCK? are you frigging KIDDING ME?

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It will get cancelled because of coronavirus, just like all other public events in the US will get cancelled soon enough. I've already come to terms with this fact.

The real "fun" hasn't even started.

Stephen Smith said nothing wrong

Almost all the bottle water was gone at the grocery store yesterday lol

i need to submit my picks

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You're right. Cowboy's a fucking bitch who took the loss for a nice paycheck. He didn't do shit and never planned on doing shit. He never acted like he wanted to win before, during, or after the fight. He even seemed grateful for the broken nose. Pussy sellout with possibly the worst-placed tats I've ever seen.

he should never say that!!! ranchman protein cerrone is a warrior who tried his best!!!

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> for a nice paycheck
He got $200k.

>inb4 backhand dive money

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tell me what job you work where 200k isnt a nice paycheck you utter faggot

Point is he didn't get paid any more for that fight than he would have against anyone else.

> $200k
well ok I rescind "nice paycheck" and append "absolutely moron" to my rant

he makes that fighting nobodies, he somehow managed to fight conor mcgregor without getting more show money and according to him he didn't get PPV points either

almost as dumb as eddie fighting conor on his old contract

Keep digging your grave bong

169 pres worth watching or nah?

Please don't remind me about cowbitch. That worthless piece of ham makes me rage so hard I might get an aneurysm. Thank you.

Cowbitch should have been set for life after fighting Conrat. Instead, he got paid peanuts. he got used and thrown out like a filthy condom.

Sambo champion blagoy got outwrestled by Derrick Lewis lol

Blagoy is a shell of his former self after having taken a knife to the heart and lungs. Prime Blagoy who made Pedor his bitch would have literally, non-figuratively raped the Black Bitch.

youtu.be/aU_-8LrI-X4
youtu.be/aU_-8LrI-X4

This is Schaub talmbout when he decided to commit to a lifetime of diarrhea

>Dave Attell's Genius

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>fuck joe rogan and Bruce buffer I heem now I go home

>People trying to use Conor as a retirement plan
Based.

thumbs up

wow did you see his 10th planet credentials eddie bravo is a legit black belt

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Cringe.

I consider it a DQ loss for being a retard.

Davieson really did it
He heemed everyone even himself

Is the male flyweight division done?

It was literally the worst stoppage of all time.

It would appear to be the case; RIP UFC FLW.

Cejudo is coming back to save the division once again

knowyourmeme.com/memes/god-i-wish-that-were-me

so many people have said this. why did he catch on. how do i go viral /heem/?

>new germans

He was still standing, defending himself, and throwing back

Feeling lucky to be alive I guess

AEW needs to sign his manager. those were some quality promos in the post show.

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anything for nofap. that's true heart brehs.

yfw soimero wrestlefucks adesanya from the bell

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Top five UFC Flyweight moments
#3: DJ destroying Cejudo with beautiful clinch strikes

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#2: DJ destroying Borg with a suplex-into-armbar

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#1: Cejudo destroying Dillashaw with a push

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Diaz bless

why didn't he just pull guard at this point

I heem therefore i hemm

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Anyone remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=h_prE6BOl4o

Motherhood really hits hard.
instagram.com/heathernicholsrose

Pre roids Cejudo was such a bum

was it rape?

No. Sole reason being there are comments from 4-5 years ago saying the camerman was her hubby.

*heems you*
Whoopsie daisy.

Poirier says he's got a fight in May

Reckon it's Hooker? Either that or Iaquinta surely. Apparently they're looking to make Islam/Alexander Hernandez. Seems pretty bizarre how they don't give Islam a top 10/15 guy and keep making him fight these unknown killers

>Hernandez
>Killer

Hopefully he doesn't cry in the octagon again

10/15=2/3

This sport has no a-level athletes, especially at the higher weight classes.

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gawld dawlg.... lookit that beast... think hes onna carnival diet?

>meg will never be a cbt femdom ballbusting you while force you to lick her sweaty abs
How gross would that be haha

How do I meet people

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also theres literally no mma discussion here

wonhuderd pearscent kito my guy

This is /heem/

>also

We talmbout carnival diets b?

wish I knew b

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Veitables y’all blockbusters. Carnival diets Netflix

Benir Askrenov

We tawlmbout blockbusser b? Oh fer ser 100% I agree I mean wader we evun duin heur vegatables.

I heard from inside sources that UFC Brooklyn is hold and it may be delayed indefinitely because of the corona virus

The UFC is not sure if the event is going to a new arena or simply postponed to a new date

Start a podcast

>corona virus
who gives a shit? just wash your hands and dont have preexisting immune issues

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schaubspeak is the worst thing that happened to /heem/ since spammy

Almost as bad as you spamming your whatsapp faggotry

Jamal was Asian as shit. You think he’s got the cormonavirus?

Islam will clean out the future of the division before he even becomes champ, kek. It's OK, once he becomes champ, all of these fights against prospects that are going to be future contenders are going to be his retroactive title defenses.

Scatspamming is older than heem itself

#9sforSchaub

sup /heem/

Ngannou is more athletic than this guy

nah, he's on the 'eat whatever I want because I'm not a dumbass' diet

Im 95% sure tony will catch it and he will be forced to withdraw from the fight

My diet consists of peaches and heems

Ncannou would get wrestlefucked to Bolivia by this guy.

hey

Peaches are a beast

Wader some other objectavely wrong opinions b?

We have each other the anons of heem

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youtu.be/nRPO7BFOVKo
0:59 Cormier takes him down. Dumb cazzie.

What the actual fuck is a sodiq yusuff

Thinking about getting on the carnivore diet. Thoughts?

For sure but y’ever bitento a peach and beemlike I agree then u chomp down on that pit and ur like I for sure disagree? It’s tough

The future 145 champion

>noooo not the whatsapperino
did that ONCE kid

Back to your cuckshed

I am a national socialist

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It's been a couple weeks, I'm ready for another one.

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>It's been a couple weeks, I'm ready to get KTFO like a bitch one more time before getting cut.

it's not about the size of the peach, but the size of the pit in the peach.

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>>It's been a couple weeks, I'm ready to get QUIT like a bitch one more time before getting cut.
FTFY

Never thought I'd agree with a bong, but here we are.

All I had to do was say something positive about a black guy and immediately you had sexual thoughts. Speaks volumes about you. Do yourself a favor and see a therapist.

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>getting cut
he's a friggin legend. not happening.

Why would you tell someone to see a rapist?

two types of people innis world:
those who pick the peach,
and those who eat it.
get to picking, b

Cowboy vs Khabib's butt buddy AKA Islam Makhachev is the fight to make

Yoel is going to send that booty scratcher to the hospital

Can you eat peaches on a carnivore diet?

Islam fucks that American pussy up

Yoel doesn't have even 1/10th the boxing skill of Fatstellum, he's going to get heemed the moment the gay nigger gets his timing down.

Islam ducked Calvin Wee, he's the only pussy here

>Yoel doesn't have even 1/10th the boxing skill of Fatstellum

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Lee said himself that the UFC didn't want to make that fight. Cowbitch is a pussy. He gives up immediately.

So what's your excuse going to be once the gay nigger deletes Pooyel's chin?

will you cry when yoel dances on his grave?

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>Calling a pro fighter a pussy

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gasp is-is that a...a good fighter?

groans

i must fight.

*fights* NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA

URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG

AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....L-LOOSING!!!!!

HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM

burp IM LOOSING burp IM LOOSING im....LOOSING IMLOOSINGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...LOOSING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH

OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH

cough cough oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...

There you are...my slippery red gift to the world...my blood..my blood! ooh fuckk.......

Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little lose first won't hurt!

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I'm not concerned about that

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>bro u goofy

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He started it, you fucking bigot

Yoel makes sweet love to izzy in the octagon after brutally heeming him

ufc 248.. heh.. not the first time ive wished for the destruction of israel

Israel Adesanya Is a generational talent and heems every middleweight right now

All who disagree are in fact virgins

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Khabib ducked Cowboy.

both of these posts are funny as fuck yet not a single (You)? the absolute state of /heem/

The way he heemed old man Silva was crazy b.

joanna wearing gas mask to face offs
ppv drawl

Jones hasn't finished his last 3 still p4p #1

GSP never finished still had a crazy run as champ

It's about the W

>heems every middleweight
>doesnt actually heem every middleweight

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>righg now

>by heem every middleweight I meant get a decision over them

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>right now

me in the middle

Yeah shit ton of black beans

Gsp that is a fighter

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the brotherman till is a brother with a brotherman till skill
brotherman till
brotherman till
brotherman till
da da da da da da da

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coral springs drugged and raped me in the bathroom at duffy's

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Cyborg wins this fight 9/10 times

They're both men that wouldn't be in the top 50 of the male division.

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spicy

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Stewart's last few fights have been shit

Any word on myboy Dequan Townsend?

So was Wilder.

>right now

>“The fight was my fight. This fight was controlled by me,” Cutelaba said through a translator in a post-fight interview with ESPN. “This was my game plan. But I came all the way from Moldova, 15 hours, to show all the world that I am the best. The referee didn’t let me fight.

>“The moment [when I wobbled], this was part of the game plan. The moment when they stopped, I was already fighting.”

>the fight was controlled by me

Top fucking kek. You landed nothing and did no damage. If your opponent lands, and all you do in return is play WWE wibbly-wobbly then you deserve the loss you STUPID FAGGOT.

Stylistically this is the type of fight where he will let his shit fly

small wrists detected

Nunes would probably heem Mr. Olivi if a belt was on the line only because Mr. Olivi is the most "JUST" title fighter.

>reddit spacing
>defending le smug ref kevin redditdonald who has had a spate of shit stoppages
grow up

I think we should have more stoppages like the Ankalaev Cutelaba so the fighters don't get hurt plus it's way more exciting and that way you can make sure the right person wins everytime.

If you try mind games and they fail you are the one who is shook

The midget divisions don't count.

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Basado

I'm so happy dipshit Benividez lost and Henry says he's coming back to save manletweight

> “Tonight I was denied a chance to show my work to the fans. [Reffing] is a very hard job and tonight a mistake took away months of hard work and possible income from my family,” Cutelaba wrote. “I know that the [commission] will be able to understand that this was a incorrect call and will reverse the decision. Nobody wins in a situation like this, the fans lost on watching what could be the Fight of the Night, my opponent had a contestable win that will be overturned and I had one of the worst calls in [UFC] history happen against me.
SEETHE

Cutelaba the inferior Moldovan retard can suck my British cock. Imagine fucking pretending to be wobbled in a fight, not once, but multiple times. Actors are faggots already. Acting in order to deceive someone who you can't heem in a fair fight is just low.

This is probably the greatest example of losing both the fight and the story. I will remember this until the day I die. On my death bed I will think to myself "Cutelaba lost both the fight and the story." And then I'll die happy. RETARDED MOLDOVAN FAGGOT.

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>#traps

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bait too obvious

NEW

daaawg i got that zima flu shit was horridle got some cbd cleared it right up b

You’re a little early buddy. This is important to you huh?

what's wrong with "acting" in a fight? how is it not fair? isn't that what feinting is? acting like you're going to throw a strike?

Below the Belt > King and the Sting > The Fighter and the Kid

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Tu no sabes de eso

I can't believe coral joined antifa

Just bought two fresh tickets to 248. I'm still in the nosebleeds but now im in the first row of the nosebleed section

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make sure you yell HEEEEEEEEEEEM during yoel's post fight victory speech

Beleeeb me, beeeeeleeb me

Bring a large cardboard sign that reads HEEM in all caps

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throw a beer at Magny

I haven't coomed in a week

based

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>$620
Jesus Christ you could buy nosebleed season tickets for that price that's outrageous.

I haven't coomed in an hour

I want Magny to win

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throw an imported beer at Magny

have fun with
>inceldom
>balding
>low test
>early onset dementia
>increased mortality rate
>erectile dysfunction
>increasingly extreme fetishes
kid :)

Must be nice being born in wealth. I garuntee you didnt earn that money.

Stop posting pillowtap use your dead general instead.

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the british finally have a semi decent athlete for the first time in decades
and funnily enough he is irish

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You must be 18 to post here.

>what's wrong with "acting" in a fight?
Act all you want. But if you act like you've got concussion don't bitch when the ref stops the fight.

im 37

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>Matt Hughes, now that guy could scrap *sips*

youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE

>im 37

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Based

a retard who's not even literate... and mayweather

And you still consider not jerking off for 5 days an ucomplishment? Respect.

trump invites tyson fury to the white house after historic heavyweight bout

It's relative you doofus

Why not domestic?

it isn't the ref's job to stop the fight if a fighter is hurt or injured, it's the ref's job to stop the fight when one fighter cannot physically continue fighting.

import costs more

>>it isn't the ref's job to stop the fight if a fighter is hurt or injured
Did you see Anderson Silva's fight against Cannonier? He went down screaming and holding his leg, but when he saw Cannonier about to continue thte attack he braced himself and for the split second before the ref jumped in, Anderson was getting himself back into fighting position.

I guess you believe that the ref was wrong to stop that fight, because clearly Anderson still had some fight left in him.

Idiot.

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Wilder shouldn't have activated the rematch clause. He needs time to improve if he wants a W. Could just be chasing the paycheck, though.

>implying Anderson could physically continue fighting in that situation

for sure the situations are identical my man

>on a 3 losing streak
>with his last loss to Nicholas Dalby

Hot damn. Doesn't seem like too long ago when this guy was a minor drawl. Around the time of that ebin Mederios fight.

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Anderson was clearly unable to physically continue to fight. Cutelaba was on his feet, fully conscious, and blocking shots. He was able to continue. Do you understand or do I have to explain it further for you?

how can he not get his left arm free?? wtf?? move it backward ffs

Crazy for feeling so lonelyyyy

yeah, problem? ur mom wasnt available for 5 days haha

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did they just pick some random audience members and invite them into the ring?
this is fucking awful.

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ruined it with his girlie celebration

You have to be intelligently defending yourself. When you spend half the fucking tmie wobbling back and forth in exaggerated motions, that doesn't look like intelligent defence. It looks like you might be out on the feet.

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I like Klitschko. Upsets me when people slag him off.

I also don't get why Tyson doesn't get mroe credit for beatin Klitschko. It's surely a bigger deal than beating Wilder in terms of how good you have to be to do it.

STOP THE FIGHT

>I also don't get why Tyson doesn't get mroe credit for beatin Klitschko.
It's literally the entire reason people rated Fury to begin with what are you talking about?

>Yoel Romero tells Ariel Helwani on that he weighs 198 pounds today

My sides
He's going to miss

You hate to see late stoppages like this just brutal.

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During the buildup to Wilder/Tyson II I heard American analysts saying like "well this will be a big draw because after Wilder/Tyson I we now know who Tyson is now."

Well why the hell didn't they know who he was after he beat klitschko? Yeah he's not American, but still.

that's not too much

Why are a lot of female fighters so weird looking compared to male fighters? Numbers can't be the only reason for it because there's lots of good looking females in the Olympics. Its especially noticeable for WMMA

t. cazzoid
that's easy

apparently he says he is retiring in 3 fights. Which would would mean a possible MMA debut in Spring 2021

History will prove me right

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if joanna can make weight with her fake tits, yoel will make it

this sport is so brutal man

>69-23 which is a win rate of 75%.
no it's not

Americans don't care much about boxing and neither Wilder or Fury were a big name here until they boxed eachother. Klitschko never fought in America so no one cared about him here except for the people who really followed boxing.

What's wrong with it is you'll bait a stoppage and lose your own fight through your own shit tactics. It shouldn't be the refs job to figure out if you're going to be concussed or its all just part of some master plan

He says 198 but fighters generally understate so you have to add a couple on.

>Monday
>13 pounds left to cut
He won't miss unless he is retarded

>t. mathlet

i feel so bad for her that shes gonna see herself get destroyed on promos for years and years

See my user

If nothing else, at least Ion Cutelaba gave us the answer to the age old question "what happens if you just pretend you're hurt so you can trick your opponent and counter?"

>believing anything Yoel says

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yoel made 184 for the poolo fight, he'll be fine.

Exactly what I keep telling people. Cowboy headlines almost any event he wants too. I'm sure he was paid more for other fights in the past. He fought this man for no prestige, no title, and no extra financial incentive. Either he is completely stupid, or he took the dive.

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lockerroom bonuses bro.

just how easily would he heem Stipe and Ngannou?

thats the fight game brother. anyone, anytime, anywhere. just a blue collar man fightin for his family. you can have any brew as long as its a bud

how can history prove you right when it's a future event?

>For Masvidal there will be Usman

Masvidal is the most well rounded top welterweight, you fucking cazzie

OOOOOH
HES HURT
OOOOOH
STOP THE FIGHT
OOOOOOH
REF STOP IT
OOOOOOOH
WHAT A DIRTY BRAWL
OOOOOOH

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it works for derrshit poowis

>he wrestles BEARS bro!!!

How does he make all those speeches then? He is either a mega genius who can memorize entire speeches day after day or better yet make them up on the sport, or an illiterate person. Pick one faggot

probly both desu

Rematch Joshua ruiz?

fpbp thanks for using my screenshot i feel honored b

His face was on buddweiser cans. This guy probably got a ton of chequesa

based

masvisoi unironically starches poosman

>t. Homo
Stop hating on based joel for calling your kind out
#nofogeihesus

filthy oven dodging kike cannot even stop his perfidious ways on Yea Forums
fuck drumpf
fuck netanyahu
fuck jewnited states
fuck pissrael

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doug graham is like 80 and durianrider literally pours a pound of pure sugar in his morning water

i'm not making threads anymore

Have this one too

Keep up the good work

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>bringing up gayness out of nowhere
classic progression b

gunni took his soul

new thread

my pleasure b

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I'll order the singles urchin crevice

Yoel wins but let's not bully Izzy the last niggerbender, there's not a kickboxer with decent amount of fights who hasn't been ko'd in his career. By the way if you fags watch Glory our nigga the liver heem machine Giga Chikaze fights on UFC248 and is about to deliver the deadliest liver heem in the history of UFC.

Because in a week it will be history

Sick. MMA is a weird sport to pass on but I suppose it’s about the same as boxing.

Judging by his eyes and gait, he was blackout drunk at that moment.

So this is the power of MW till

Am I the only one who thinks darren Stewart looks like a chunky Twoodley

Obviously Fury didn’t get the full credit for stopping the Klitschko because Vlad was old

What sites do yall use to bet I wanna start making some dosh with mma math lads

As if hed have trouble with ngannou when ngannou literally only boxes

Lol keep learning how to spell, blue collar. Us smartbois make the real money. I'm not this poster, but I paid 500 each for my last tickets

It is

Lol